Sheryl Crow asks you to spare a square[views:2381][posts:19]_______________________________________ [Apr 23,2007 11:56am - the_reverend ""] http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 23,2007 12:00pm - Sinistas ""] She's out of her mind. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 23,2007 12:08pm - Ryan_M ""] If she managed to succeed in that ban, I would mail her a pair of my shit stained underwear when one square wasn't enough to get the job done. The envelope would have feces on it too, since toilet paper is so thin, my fingers would rip through the one square and I'd be wiping my crappy anus with my bare fingers. I'd like to see her wipe her ass after a nice muddy poo and get it all with one square. Fuck that cunt. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 23,2007 12:13pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] haha!! Yeah, yeah. What next? |
| _______________________________ [Apr 23,2007 12:39pm - Yeti ""] hahaha exactly. i guess ass rot and vile smelling people are better than overusage on toilet paper. tp is one of those necessities that you just can't fuck with. unless you can master the 3 shells method, but i still don't know how that works. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 23,2007 12:40pm - Mess ""] 30 squares per sitting |
| _______________________________ [Apr 23,2007 12:40pm - Mess ""] what a hippie cunt |
| __________________________________ [Apr 23,2007 2:25pm - powerkok ""] I bet her asshole stinks. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 23,2007 2:27pm - the_reverend ""] maybe she figured out a way to have houdini poops all the time. I wish i knew how to do that. Mostly the first couple wipes look like inkblot tests. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 23,2007 2:50pm - Mess ""] the_reverend said:maybe she figured out a way to have houdini poops all the time. I wish i knew how to do that. Mostly the first couple wipes look like inkblot tests. houdini poops. haha perfect. as i sit on the john, i always hope for those. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 23,2007 2:52pm - babyshaker nli ""] Yeti said:hahaha exactly. i guess ass rot and vile smelling people are better than overusage on toilet paper. tp is one of those necessities that you just can't fuck with. unless you can master the 3 shells method, but i still don't know how that works. hahaha demolition man |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 23,2007 3:07pm - the_reverend ""] I've always wondered... |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 23,2007 3:11pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] "He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!" |
| __________________________________ [Apr 23,2007 3:15pm - dertoxia ""] why dont we all just go back to the days of using the sears catalog to wipe our taints with? |
| _____________________________ [Apr 23,2007 3:17pm - ZJD ""] Ridiculous. There are a hundred other changes that would be easier and make a way bigger impact on the world than limiting your tp to one square. This is a shitty solution (har har) to that problem, too (mostly because it isn't a solution). It would make more sense for her to call for a new means of ass cleaning, maybe a reusable type of tp or something and a small receptacle machine that stores and cleans used tp. Or just adopt the bidet, I'm sure it feels better anyway. RIDICULOUS. I just one upped Sheryl Crow and I don't even sell million of shitty records. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 23,2007 3:18pm - Niccolai ""] The pair targeted 11 university campuses HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Telling 6 people is a hell of a way to raise awareness. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 23,2007 3:30pm - xanonymousx ""] how about just going for using recycled toilet paper? that is just ridiculous! as much as i hate using public restrooms to do that shit when it has to be done it has to be done. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 23,2007 3:31pm - Yeti ""] how would they enforce a ban? put cameras in the stalls? would a swat team bust in and arrest you if you overwiped? |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 23,2007 3:32pm - SM Nose Chief ""] id love to see the TP this broad uses cause i got double ply and theres no way one sheet is working. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 23,2007 3:35pm - Mike_Giallo ""] SM Nose Chief said:id love to see the TP this broad uses cause i got double ply and theres no way one sheet is working. ditto. |