I just saw a family of ducks trying to cross rt. 146 get run over by an 18 wheeler...[views:7250][posts:82]_____________________________________ [May 4,2007 11:20am - HailAtWork ""] ...and I'm wondering why we deserve to share this planet with everything else because we seem totally fucking useless and destructive. Just a thought. |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2007 11:21am - sacreligion ""] well, ya know, that dude had to make his delivery of discount, cotton child's clothing to wal-mart before the little kiddies were killed by the elements |
| __________________________________ [May 4,2007 11:21am - brian_dc ""] well, I already know that this will be a 200 reply thread. |
| __________________________________ [May 4,2007 11:33am - DeRtOxIa ""] did you expect to see the 18 wheeler swerve and crash into oncoming cars and explode in a ball of flames just to avoid killing some ducks? |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2007 11:35am - sacreligion ""] yeah! there's an overpopulation of humans, not ducks |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2007 11:38am - HailAtWork ""] DeRtOxIa said:did you expect to see the 18 wheeler swerve and crash into oncoming cars and explode in a ball of flames just to avoid killing some ducks? No, I expected it to see me stop and swerve 6 cars up to avoid them first, be paying attention and slow down or stop...if he didn't nail them all then the idiots behind him did. |
| ______________________________________ [May 4,2007 11:40am - the_reverend ""] massholes are terrible drivers. what do you expect. how can you expect him to pay attention when he's got to send an APB out to all his good buddies, check the score on his phone, and pee in a snapple bottle. |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2007 11:41am - sacreligion ""] hey! don't associate trucker massholes with regular massholes they're an entirely different breed |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2007 11:42am - sacreligion ""] also, i'm an excellent driver |
| __________________________________ [May 4,2007 11:43am - brian_dc ""] rev you say that but you are the king of posting on this site from your car. |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2007 11:46am - HailAtWork ""] I was in RI Rev, right outside Providence, shit I'm the Masshole and I avoided them...while doing 70 in a 55 of course...people in either state can't drive for shit. |
| ______________________________________ [May 4,2007 11:48am - the_reverend ""] sac: how did you bust up your leg? I know it had something to do with you being a shitty driver bdc: I'm cybernetically plugged in. |
| ______________________________ [May 4,2007 11:49am - Mess ""] ummmmmm shit happens wtf else do you want? |
| __________________________________________ [May 4,2007 11:56am - largefreakatzero ""] Join or donate, then you'll feel better: http://www.ducks.org/ |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2007 11:57am - sacreligion ""] the_reverend said:sac: how did you bust up your leg? I know it had something to do with you being a shitty driver WRONG! I was in a pit for one of our friend's bands and either some kid throwing kicks or some huge stomping dude came down directly on my leg as it was out to the side a little bit, breaking my shin bones in half and dislocating my ankle *thumbs up* |
| ______________________________ [May 4,2007 12:00pm - Mess ""] largefreakatzero said:Join or donate, then you'll feel better: http://www.ducks.org/ haha that's great... bet its rigg'd up to your bank account. if it isn't, it SHOULD be. fuck a duck. |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2007 12:02pm - sacreligion ""] you'll be wishing you didn't say that when they rise up against us |
| __________________________________________ [May 4,2007 12:13pm - largefreakatzero ""] Mess said:largefreakatzero said:Join or donate, then you'll feel better: http://www.ducks.org/ haha that's great... bet its rigg'd up to your bank account. if it isn't, it SHOULD be. fuck a duck. Actually DU is a real organization, but they are pro-hunting, so that's my little joke. I've been waterfowl hunting for 17 years or so and have been a member most of that time. DU does great things for wetland conservation, ex: buying up marshes before Walmarts get built there. Ducks/geese are far more enjoyable to shoot at legally rather than watch them get run over on freeways. |
| __________________________________________ [May 4,2007 12:14pm - largefreakatzero ""] sacreligion said:the_reverend said:sac: how did you bust up your leg? I know it had something to do with you being a shitty driver WRONG! I was in a pit for one of our friend's bands and either some kid throwing kicks or some huge stomping dude came down directly on my leg as it was out to the side a little bit, breaking my shin bones in half and dislocating my ankle *thumbs up* Oh and by the way, fucking ow! That must have felt not so nice. |
| ______________________________ [May 4,2007 12:15pm - Mess ""] i like running after baby ducks with a fork personally |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2007 12:27pm - sacreligion ""] largefreakatzero said:Oh and by the way, fucking ow! That must have felt not so nice. tequila + apparently instant shock = no pain at the time i really thought i had just sprained it bad...then the doctors looked at me like i was crazy |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2007 12:34pm - HailAtWork ""] largefreakatzero said:Mess said:largefreakatzero said:Join or donate, then you'll feel better: http://www.ducks.org/ haha that's great... bet its rigg'd up to your bank account. if it isn't, it SHOULD be. fuck a duck. Actually DU is a real organization, but they are pro-hunting, so that's my little joke. I've been waterfowl hunting for 17 years or so and have been a member most of that time. DU does great things for wetland conservation, ex: buying up marshes before Walmarts get built there. Ducks/geese are far more enjoyable to shoot at legally rather than watch them get run over on freeways. I'd rather have something hunt and eat them so they've died for a reason instead of being hit by some moron in a truck and splattered all over a highway. Hunting is also much fairer to an animal than being raised in a pen and killed a slaughterhouse. At least in the woods there are good odds for the animal. |
| _________________________________ [May 4,2007 12:41pm - c.dead ""] "pee in a snapple bottle. " HA! i do that! |
| ____________________________ [May 4,2007 1:56pm - pam ""] Poor ducks, but dude, 18 wheelers can't exactly swerve...though I doubt he tried. I probably would have totaled the car to avoid them because I <3 animals more than my own worthless life. |
| ___________________________________ [May 4,2007 1:57pm - RichHorror ""] I love them more than your worthless life too. |
| ____________________________ [May 4,2007 2:02pm - pam ""] I know, you nearly killed us both avoiding an animal before, remember? |
| ___________________________________ [May 4,2007 2:02pm - RichHorror ""] Sounds like me. |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2007 2:08pm - the_reverend ""] rich wass probably trying to get in your pants. and sac: I'm still right. it was cause you were a shitty driver. was it cause you were a shitty driver? answer: yes. there it's on the net now and you can't take that down. pretty soon all the janitors are going to know. fool. |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2007 2:08pm - GoatCatalyst ""] being that i prefer animals to people, that would likely have ruined my week |
| ___________________________________ [May 4,2007 2:10pm - RichHorror ""] I know how to charm the ladies. |
| _________________________________________ [May 4,2007 2:20pm - Dwellingsickness ""] RichHorror said:I know how to charm the ladies. Ruffies? |
| ___________________________________ [May 4,2007 2:21pm - RichHorror ""] Ruffies have ridges. |
| ____________________________________ [May 4,2007 2:22pm - sacreligion ""] the_reverend said:and sac: I'm still right. it was cause you were a shitty driver. was it cause you were a shitty driver? answer: yes. that's not fair! just because it's your website doesn't mean you can make up your own rules! |
| ____________________________________ [May 4,2007 2:23pm - sacreligion ""] RichHorror said:Ruffies have ridges. you stole my joke, fuckstick! |
| ________________________________________________ [May 4,2007 2:29pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] pictures or it didn't happen |
| ____________________________________ [May 4,2007 2:35pm - HailAtWork ""] GoatCatalyst said:being that i prefer animals to people, that would likely have ruined my week yeah, looking up in horror at my rearview mirror as the truck finally noticed the ducks and stamped on it's brakes, but way too late then seeing them go under his tires, definately in the running for week spoilers. I think one of the most appalling things was that they'd reached the concrete divider but there was no where to go, it was like a duck immigration wall, and the chances of any survivors making it back across traffic to the other side, not too great. So far this week seeing that is right up there with my ancient cat being really sick and barfing everywhere last night. |
| _________________________________________ [May 4,2007 2:37pm - Dwellingsickness ""] mmmm....dinner |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2007 2:46pm - the_reverend ""] http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/04/ducks.stabbed.ap/index.html |
| ____________________________________ [May 4,2007 2:52pm - sacreligion ""] suspensions are so hilarious... "oh you stabbed a bunch of ducks to death? here's a two day vacation" |
| ___________________________________ [May 5,2007 12:18am - demondave ""] 39 |
| ____________________________________ [May 5,2007 1:11am - sacreligion ""] demondave said:39 if we put our minds together...we can hit 200! |
| _____________________________________ [May 5,2007 1:12am - the_reverend ""] a swan chased me down today, |
| ________________________________________ [May 5,2007 3:27am - SacreligionNLI ""] i chased down a goose yesterday |
| _____________________________________ [May 5,2007 9:24am - Hungtableed ""] Stupid broad. You obviously don't understand the mechanics of an 18 Wheeler's breaking system. You know that hissing sound you hear when they slow down or stop? It's called air. The have air breaks, not the pad and roater or drum systems that are typically found in cars. Even if he did whack his breaks and miraculously not jackknife and smash into other people's cars, that guy would need at least about 100 feet to slow down to a stop for every 40 or so mph he was traveling. Odd are, he had no fucking choice. |
| __________________________________ [May 5,2007 10:33am - brian_dc ""] I think hungta's post could rile everyone up enough to make this happen. let's do this you faggots. |
| ___________________________________ [May 5,2007 11:30am - MikePile ""] In some stupid countries it is thought that the duck is equal to man and that ducks are the souls of the departed reincarnated into a new form (but not really) |
| __________________________________ [May 5,2007 11:35am - Niccolai ""] HailAtWork said: I'd rather have something hunt and eat them so they've died for a reason instead of being hit by some moron in a truck and splattered all over a highway. Hunting is also much fairer to an animal than being raised in a pen and killed a slaughterhouse. At least in the woods there are good odds for the animal. Someone hunting and eating something isn't really any more fair to the animal. People kill animals and say they are going to eat them as an excuse to kill them in the first place. and animals have good odds against a well equipped hunter in the woods? keep dreaming. |
| __________________________________ [May 5,2007 2:20pm - demondave ""] [img] Anna Berndtsons underbara resa genom... 2006 performance, 5 h Teater Lilith, Malmö, Sweden I sit on a dead goose wearing a red bobble hat, a white dress and wooden clogs. I try to "ride" the goose. |
| __________________________________ [May 5,2007 2:22pm - demondave ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [May 5,2007 5:23pm - brad weymouth ""] food chain muthafucka!!:middlefinger::middlefinger::middlefinger: |
| ______________________________ [May 5,2007 5:25pm - Hoser ""] Somewhere....and indian is crying. |
| ______________________________ [May 5,2007 5:26pm - Hoser ""] Niccolai said:HailAtWork said: I'd rather have something hunt and eat them so they've died for a reason instead of being hit by some moron in a truck and splattered all over a highway. Hunting is also much fairer to an animal than being raised in a pen and killed a slaughterhouse. At least in the woods there are good odds for the animal. Someone hunting and eating something isn't really any more fair to the animal. People kill animals and say they are going to eat them as an excuse to kill them in the first place. and animals have good odds against a well equipped hunter in the woods? keep dreaming. Hahahahahahaha....I'd love to hear your take on hunting after actually doing it. We'll see how many days in a row you come home ABSOLUTELY empty handed. |
| ______________________________ [May 5,2007 5:28pm - Hoser ""] Only people who haven't hunted a day in their lives think like this. There's a reason that they call it "hunting." I guess that those danged indians were just killers saying that they were going to eat something "just for a reason to kill." Lay off of the hunting predispositions city boy. |
| _____________________________ [May 5,2007 5:35pm - Mess ""] Hoser said:Somewhere....and indian is crying. AND his brother is too |
| __________________________________ [May 5,2007 5:55pm - demondave ""] [img] |
| _____________________________ [May 5,2007 5:58pm - Mess ""] awesome |
| ____________________________________ [May 5,2007 9:26pm - HailTheLeaf ""] Niccolai said:HailAtWork said: I'd rather have something hunt and eat them so they've died for a reason instead of being hit by some moron in a truck and splattered all over a highway. Hunting is also much fairer to an animal than being raised in a pen and killed a slaughterhouse. At least in the woods there are good odds for the animal. Someone hunting and eating something isn't really any more fair to the animal. People kill animals and say they are going to eat them as an excuse to kill them in the first place. and animals have good odds against a well equipped hunter in the woods? keep dreaming. Well, those people are assholes, but if you're actually hunting to feed yourself then that's alot more respectful to the animal than buying steak or pork at the supermarket...most of those animals are tortured their entire lives unless you're buying free-range meat. I don't hunt, but it's the truth, animals in the woods are going to get away and animals in a cage don't. |
| _________________________________ [May 6,2007 2:16pm - Niccolai ""] Hoser said: Hahahahahahaha....I'd love to hear your take on hunting after actually doing it. We'll see how many days in a row you come home ABSOLUTELY empty handed. Only people who haven't hunted a day in their lives think like this. There's a reason that they call it "hunting." I guess that those danged indians were just killers saying that they were going to eat something "just for a reason to kill." Lay off of the hunting predispositions city boy. I didn't say hunting was simple. I said the whole line about the animals 'having a good chance' is garbage. If there's a 50-50 chance they are going to kill the hunter, then I call that a good chance. Indians are CLEARLY not sensible comparison. Do I even need to explain how? City boy? You must have read my auto biography. |
| ________________________________ [May 6,2007 4:07pm - sxealex ""] the_reverend said:massholes are terrible drivers. what do you expect. how can you expect him to pay attention when he's got to send an APB out to all his good buddies, check the score on his phone, and pee in a snapple bottle. in all fairness hes probably not from MA since hes in an 18wheeler. |
| ______________________________________ [May 6,2007 6:39pm - Hung_To_Bleed ""] the_reverend said:pee in a snapple bottle. hahaha. I always see pepsi bottles and what not filled with a golden-ish liquid on the side of the highway all the time. I was saying that to my dad once, who was for some time a trucker himself, and he told me that they are called "truck bombs". One time he told me that he had to shit and he was dead stopped in traffic on the Bronx Expressway so he decided to shit in an empty suit case. After he shat, he threw it out the window and within minutes some ghetto-project-livin piece of trash grabbed the thing and ran off with it like it had something valuable in it. |
| ______________________________ [May 6,2007 6:54pm - Hoser ""] Anti-hunters NEVER have a leg to stand on, that's my point Spiccolai. Honestly, until you get your ass up at 3am...get to the woods, and hunt an animal that's lived there it's whole life.......well....no offense, but you don't know shit. An no offense but if you're from Mass....to us you're a city boy. We just got CABLE here last year. AND WE had to pay to have them run the wires down here. So ya...no offense.....city boy. |
| __________________________________ [May 6,2007 7:22pm - dreadkill ""] HailAtWork said:I was in RI Rev, right outside Providence, shit I'm the Masshole and I avoided them...while doing 70 in a 55 of course...people in either state can't drive for shit. rhode island drivers are the worst drivers ever. i almost die every time i go to that state. |
| _________________________________ [May 6,2007 7:27pm - Niccolai ""] Hoser said:Anti-hunters NEVER have a leg to stand on, that's my point Spiccolai. Honestly, until you get your ass up at 3am...get to the woods, and hunt an animal that's lived there it's whole life.......well....no offense, but you don't know shit. An no offense but if you're from Mass....to us you're a city boy. We just got CABLE here last year. AND WE had to pay to have them run the wires down here. So ya...no offense.....city boy. I've lived in Mass for like 4 years. I was born and spent most of my life on my grandfather's farm in New Zealand. If you think buying thousands of dollars worth of equiptment and taking time off work to kill an animal so you can eat it and make a trophy out of what's left is the same thing as indians hunting to survive, then no offense, but you don't know shit. I'm not an anti hunter by any means. Niggas gotta eat. And nothing makes me happier then home made ven' jerky. Cable? So what? Cable companies not setting up shop isn't something unique to where you live. It's common all over massachusetts. Mark Richards lives like minutes away from like 4 major cities and comcast still won't run cables to his neighborhood because he's italian, as a matter of fact. |
| ___________________________________ [May 6,2007 10:07pm - demondave ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [May 6,2007 10:51pm - y_ddraig_goch ""] [img] take that hippy |
| __________________________________ [May 6,2007 10:54pm - brian_dc ""] dreadkill said:HailAtWork said:I was in RI Rev, right outside Providence, shit I'm the Masshole and I avoided them...while doing 70 in a 55 of course...people in either state can't drive for shit. rhode island drivers are the worst drivers ever. i almost die every time i go to that state. I don't know about this. I moved from RI to MA and I have to say that MA is about 90% more stressful and shitty. |
| _______________________________________ [May 6,2007 10:55pm - y_ddraig_goch ""] [img] round two |
| _____________________________ [May 6,2007 11:16pm - pam ""] y_ddraig_goch said:[img] take that hippy Aw. I fucking love elephants. |
| _______________________________________ [May 7,2007 12:55am - y_ddraig_goch ""] take that hippy>> Aw. I fucking love elephants.>> they have a picture from India of five elephants that got struck by lightening at the same time. |
| _________________________________________ [May 7,2007 8:41am - largefreakatzero ""] demondave said: [img] Anna Berndtsons underbara resa genom... 2006 performance, 5 h Teater Lilith, Malmö, Sweden I sit on a dead goose wearing a red bobble hat, a white dress and wooden clogs. I try to "ride" the goose. Best post in this thread. |
| _____________________________________ [May 7,2007 11:26am - HailAtWork ""] dreadkill said:HailAtWork said:I was in RI Rev, right outside Providence, shit I'm the Masshole and I avoided them...while doing 70 in a 55 of course...people in either state can't drive for shit. rhode island drivers are the worst drivers ever. i almost die every time i go to that state. It's true, they've never heard of this great new invention called the "turn signal"...or even more elusive, people who know what the "passing" lane is for. |
| _____________________________________ [May 7,2007 11:30am - HailAtWork ""] ...and people who shoot bears, elephants, wolves, etc. for the hell of it don't deserve to be breathing. |
| ______________________________ [May 7,2007 12:16pm - Lamp ""] We need to invent Poke balls for reality right now, that way going on a safari can actually be cool. |
| _______________________________________ [May 7,2007 12:19pm - y_ddraig_goch ""] but I bet you'd be for it if it were humans they were game-hunting. |
| __________________________________ [May 9,2007 12:00am - Niccolai ""] demondave said:[img] I think Christina Agulera is a nasty pig, but DAMn that's a nice titty. |
| ________________________________________ [May 9,2007 12:19am - Zachary_Robert ""] HAHA |
| __________________________________ [May 9,2007 8:04am - demondave ""] enough about boobs - this is about poor defenseless ducks. so here is a photo of a poor little cute duck. That is the focus of this thread people !!! :RAZZBERRY: [img] |
| __________________________________ [May 9,2007 8:46pm - demondave ""] quack |
| _____________________________ [May 9,2007 8:49pm - Lamp ""] Those breasts are disturbingly large. |
| __________________________________ [May 9,2007 9:14pm - demondave ""] yes, very. They must be filled with down...... |
| ____________________________________ [May 9,2007 9:14pm - xanonymousx ""] hey i wonder if that is the same donald duck who "assaulted" that kid a while back? |
| _______________________________ [May 10,2007 10:39am - Yeti ""] when i was a kid, my family went to Disney World, and Donald Duck slapped my dad for some reason. i have no idea why because i was like 7, but i can remember that happening. |
| ___________________________________ [May 10,2007 1:20pm - ariavette ""] sacreligion said:the_reverend said:sac: how did you bust up your leg? I know it had something to do with you being a shitty driver WRONG! I was in a pit for one of our friend's bands and either some kid throwing kicks or some huge stomping dude came down directly on my leg as it was out to the side a little bit, breaking my shin bones in half and dislocating my ankle *thumbs up* the guy came up to you too at the show you guys did at the palladium and was like " oh sorry bout that" |