Poison Ivy Unappreciation thread[views:4367][posts:48]______________________________________ [May 10,2007 11:11am - sacreligion ""] Fuck that noise |
| ____________________________________ [May 10,2007 11:39am - dreadkill ""] i just have to see poison ivy and my body is automatically covered in it |
| ___________________________________________ [May 10,2007 11:41am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] zanfel = god |
| ______________________________________ [May 10,2007 11:42am - sacreligion ""] i only really have it in 2 or 3 places, but i figured it would've started dissipating by now(the only time i think i could have encountered it was on saturday) maybe it's some new kind of diesel ivy |
| ______________________________________ [May 10,2007 11:42am - sacreligion ""] DaveFromTheGrave said:zanfel = god stop talking about seinfeld, you drunk seriously though, where does one find this "zanfel" |
| ___________________________________________ [May 10,2007 11:50am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] at cvs. or walgreens. |
| ______________________________________ [May 10,2007 11:51am - sacreligion ""] thank you sir...i will have to make a stop there later |
| ______________________________ [May 10,2007 11:53am - pam ""] I am not allergic to poison ivy as far as I can tell. I've been the only person in groups of like 10 and 12 to not get it after camping and shit. Although my mom went 45 years without having it and got it last year, so I guess I'll get it eventually. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 10,2007 12:00pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] It's awesome...it's this paste that you rub on your skin, and it bonds with the oils that the poison ivy released and pulls them out of your skin, so you can just wash it right off. It's like $40 but your poison ivy is actually gone immediately. |
| _____________________________________ [May 10,2007 12:15pm - Kinslayer ""] I got it on my codbag and shaft at Alton Jones Camp one summer when I was like 13...that sucked. |
| ______________________________________ [May 10,2007 12:19pm - sacreligion ""] i'm not even gonna ask how that could have happened |
| _______________________________ [May 10,2007 12:53pm - Yeti ""] poison ivy doesnt dissipate in a week. it can last for an unreasonable amount of time. i had it one time about 4 or 5 years ago, and the only places i didnt have it were my asscrack, face, and back. that was excruciating. i couldnt do anything for weeks, it was all over the palms of my hands and everything. after it was gone, i was peeling layer upon layer of dead skin off. |
| ____________________________________ [May 10,2007 12:57pm - ariavette ""] peeling skin can be quite entertaining .. |
| ______________________________ [May 10,2007 1:00pm - Yeti ""] websites say it goes away in 7-10 days, but that never seems to be the case. |
| ____________________________________ [May 10,2007 1:23pm - Kinslayer ""] Actually it's quite common... You have a bit of P.I. on your leg, you scratch it, you go to the bathroom later to take a piss, or maybe you need to go wank or something and voi la, you've got P.I. on your twig and berries. |
| ______________________________ [May 10,2007 1:25pm - Yeti ""] yes, and it sucks. that was one of the many places i had it. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 10,2007 2:23pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] wash your shoes/shoelaces or you will keep getting it |
| _______________________________ [May 10,2007 5:55pm - Troll ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [May 10,2007 6:31pm - DomesticTerror ""] never had it. that's one of my only achievements in life. |
| _____________________________________ [May 10,2007 6:56pm - Mike_Giallo ""] Troll said:[img] Haha. Right on! |
| ____________________________________ [May 10,2007 11:31pm - demondave ""] poison ivy is still a step up from operation ivy |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 11,2008 2:01pm - Sacreligion ""] bump for gettin it again. it's not huge rashes but it's on my hands, arms, face, and places where it's terribly inconvenient. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 11,2008 2:12pm - jacksonmang ""] i've had that shit everywhere you have skin. to the point where i had to take avveno baths and take prednezone to speed up the whole cycle. i am also one who just has to walk by it to get it! also they say it dies in the winter...NOT TRUE i've caught it twice in the winter! used to get blisters in between my fingers that would eventually leak puss everywhere= panic attacks everytime i see the shit. luckily i haven't had it in a few years , but as a kid i would get it at least once a summer, now i don't go near woods unless its a trail a car could drive down comfortably! |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 11,2008 2:13pm - jacksonmang ""] i think i'm starting to get it just from reading this thread!:thescream: |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 11,2008 2:13pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] wash your shoes and shoe/laces... you can keep getting it if it the ivy residue is on there. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 11,2008 2:13pm - arilliusbm ""] worst is when you get it on your cock. fuck, I hate that. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 11,2008 2:14pm - jacksonmang ""] ^^been there |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 11,2008 2:46pm - arilliusbm ""] well, on second thought, it's awesome. when you have poison ivy on your cock, not only do you relieve yourself of the itching while fapping, but it enhances the sensitivity as well. highly recommended. matter of fact, I think I'm going to rub my cock all over poison ivy plants come spring. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 11,2008 3:02pm - ouchdrummer ""] nice... Thread quality: 9.5 out of 10 |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 11,2008 3:05pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i'd fuck poison ivy [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 11,2008 3:07pm - metal_church101 ""] Wasn't there a thread about this before and it turned out that if you gave your own poison ivy a golden shower (pissing on it) that it cleared it up quicker? |
| ______________________________ [Nov 11,2008 3:15pm - Yeti ""] as far as i know that is a big help. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 11,2008 4:49pm - Lamp ""] Poison ivy sucks but Poison Idea rules. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 12,2008 3:21pm - Sacreligion ""] arilliusbm said:worst is when you get it on your cock. fuck, I hate that. am there...stayin away from the fap as i feel it will just make things worse hmmm...that'd be agreat weird al parody of that pist.on song. "grey fap" |
| ___________________________________________ [May 28,2009 9:02pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] on mah face and my cack. fuckshitasscuntmotherfuckerchartesucksfuckmylifeandpoisonivy |
| _______________________________ [May 29,2009 10:36am - Yeti ""] there's a "charte sucks" in there. |
| _______________________________ [May 29,2009 10:43am - BSV ""] I never get poison ivy. I spend tons of time out doors in the forest and in 25 years have only got a lil bit on my leg that lasted 2 days tops. |
| _______________________________ [May 29,2009 10:47am - Yeti ""] i used to get it regularly, but back in 2000 i had a severe outbreak, it was everywhere, including the palms of my hands. after that i haven't had it again, i don't know if i developed an immunity to it or what. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2009 11:21am - arilliusbm ""] I had it all over my face back in 5th grade and my face puffed up like oprah winfrey's fat face except it was white not black and had puss coming out of it |
| ____________________________________________ [May 29,2009 12:54pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Yeti said:there's a "charte sucks" in there. ha i was drunk and pissed off at charter cable company last night |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 11,2009 3:09pm - arilliusbm ""] I got it this weekend. Without itching it, it somehow spread around my feet and legs, and is moving up towards the crotch. I will be extremely pissed off if I get it there again. WORST THING EVER. NO FAPPING ALLOWED |
| ______________________________ [Aug 11,2009 3:20pm - Yeti ""] i have too, and fapping helps the itch, though its a bad idea. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 11,2009 3:22pm - arilliusbm ""] poison ivy faps are dangerous |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 11,2009 3:24pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Never got this. Pretty sure you're all just making it up. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 11,2009 4:32pm - sinistas ""] Poison Ivy II was awesome. Alyssa Milano = mmm. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 11,2009 4:58pm - joeycobraNLI ""] FuckIsMySignature said:i'd fuck poison ivy [img] when I saw this thread I wanted to post something similar. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 11,2009 5:06pm - TRUCK_BALLS ""] [img] i had it yesterday, look, see it? You see that shit? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 3,2010 9:50am - arilliusbm ""] bump. got it on my cock again. FML. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 3,2010 10:12am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] joeycobraNLI said: FuckIsMySignature said:i'd fuck poison ivy [img] when I saw this thread I wanted to post something similar. That. |