What do you think about the disappearance of all these bees?[views:18881][posts:66]______________________________________ [May 10,2007 11:41am - sacreligion ""] Einstein once said that if the bees of the world die out, man only has 4 years left to live. Bees disappearing in 2007-2008 leads to the end of the world in 2012? Fuck bees. Hopefully they rebound soon, because bees are necessary for our agricultural processes. There've been many theories as to the causes, from EMFs to cell phones to fungal parasites to mites to migrating giant hornets. Regardless, this is a far worse issue than it is being made. |
| ______________________________________ [May 10,2007 11:45am - sacreligion ""] http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread276766/pg1 |
| ______________________________________ [May 10,2007 11:54am - xanonymousx ""] there are plenty of bees in my yard today. |
| ______________________________ [May 10,2007 11:56am - pam ""] We're fucking screwed, that's what I think. |
| _________________________________ [May 10,2007 11:56am - xmikex ""] sacreligion said:http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread276766/pg1 LondonCalling posted on 8-4-2007 @ 12:34 AM Ive heard its to do with the migration of them killer hornets. By god i hope i heard wrong, if i so much as presume one is in within 100 miles of me ill kill myself lol now there's some intelligent commentary. |
| _____________________________________ [May 10,2007 12:01pm - fleshfries ""] end of humanity? part of me doesn't seem to mind this.... |
| ____________________________________ [May 10,2007 12:03pm - dreadkill ""] xmikex said:sacreligion said:http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread276766/pg1 LondonCalling posted on 8-4-2007 @ 12:34 AM Ive heard its to do with the migration of them killer hornets. By god i hope i heard wrong, if i so much as presume one is in within 100 miles of me ill kill myself lol now there's some intelligent commentary. hahahahahhaahahahhahahaha |
| _________________________________ [May 10,2007 12:06pm - xmikex ""] oh yeah, and p.s. To the bee mobile! |
| _______________________________________ [May 10,2007 12:07pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [May 10,2007 12:10pm - pam ""] That guy stole all the bees. |
| ______________________________________ [May 10,2007 12:11pm - sacreligion ""] xmikex said:sacreligion said:http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread276766/pg1 LondonCalling posted on 8-4-2007 @ 12:34 AM Ive heard its to do with the migration of them killer hornets. By god i hope i heard wrong, if i so much as presume one is in within 100 miles of me ill kill myself lol now there's some intelligent commentary. haha...maybe that guy knows something about killer hornets that you don't [img] |
| ______________________________ [May 10,2007 12:15pm - pam ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [May 10,2007 12:19pm - the_reverend ""] I'm pretty sure dio's got the answer. http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=1093&highlight=dio Dear aaron, "Fire Burning through your brain Turn to face the train" |
| ___________________________________ [May 10,2007 12:38pm - brian_dc ""] bees are dying :( |
| __________________________________________ [May 10,2007 12:50pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] [img] I always blame Imperial Walkers. |
| _______________________________ [May 10,2007 12:50pm - Yeti ""] no noise suggests no bees. stuff like this has happened before, just not on such a large scale. i'm sure its nothing to worry about, but it will be blamed on global warming. |
| _______________________________ [May 10,2007 12:51pm - Yeti ""] we'll just see a shortage in produce for this year, but it will return to normal at the end of the year. |
| ___________________________________ [May 10,2007 1:02pm - ariavette ""] fine with me i'm allergic. many a camping trip ruined b/c of those nasty little fuckers |
| ___________________________________ [May 10,2007 1:05pm - dreadkill ""] no bees = no mead = me sad :( |
| ______________________________________ [May 10,2007 1:29pm - Joshtruction ""] No Bees = the band Hive Smasher. They are the culprits I say! |
| _________________________________________ [May 10,2007 1:44pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] Yeti said:no noise suggests no bees. stuff like this has happened before, just not on such a large scale. i'm sure its nothing to worry about, but it will be blamed on global warming. No, it will be blamed on IMPERIAL WALKERS!!!! :BOUNCE2: |
| ___________________________________________ [May 10,2007 2:25pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i hate bees. |
| _______________________________________ [May 10,2007 3:20pm - Dr. sphincto ""] even the mayans predicted the end in 2012. If there is an imminent apacolypse what do we do? We have to cherish every single day Cuz on dec 21, 2012 it might be ragnarok |
| ______________________________ [May 10,2007 3:22pm - Yeti ""] its funny hearing people talk about how the Mayans "predicted" the end in 2012. i bet what happened was, they were making the calendar and needed a stopping point, so they just decided 2012 because it was so far ahead of their time, and they didnt want to scare the townsfolk with a date that was close to them. so they just chose a date that was way the fuck out there. |
| _______________________________________ [May 10,2007 7:41pm - Neverpurified ""] "According to my source, the end of the world will take place on February 14th in the year 2016" |
| ___________________________________ [May 10,2007 7:46pm - contagion ""] according to myself fuck bees. oh noez whinnie the pooh is gunna die. |
| _____________________________________ [May 10,2007 7:46pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I'll be 42 in 2012, that's enough life. |
| ________________________________________ [May 10,2007 7:47pm - grundlegremlin ""] in 2012 the sun is suppose to align with the center of the galaxy somehow it will affect the earth and result in a pole shift causing catastrophic events.It's happened before |
| _________________________________ [May 10,2007 9:48pm - Anthony ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [May 10,2007 10:01pm - tomx nli ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [May 11,2007 1:52am - INFECT ""] Dr. sphincto said:even the mayans predicted the end in 2012. If there is an imminent apacolypse what do we do? We have to cherish every single day Cuz on dec 21, 2012 it might be ragnarok pfffttttt, first of all, december 21 2012 will herald the coming of ragnarokalypse as all the fundamentalist xtians are slaughtered by the minions of satohdinn; an army of metal biker vikings on a coke and booze bender. second of all, once this has occurred, the exalted satohdinn will command his minions to take us believers back to his pad in val-hell-a, where there shall commence a feast of beef jerky and aborted fetus roast to the music of whatever N.E.D. band is a popular topic of rumour on the FMP board at the time "bee"-lieve it comrade |
| _______________________________________ [May 11,2007 2:01am - y_ddraig_goch ""] Satodinnr Satwoden Satwotan |
| _____________________________________ [May 11,2007 2:41am - sacreligion ""] Neverpurified said:"According to my source, the end of the world will take place on February 14th in the year 2016" valentine's day...bummer |
| _______________________________________ [May 11,2007 10:15am - hungtableed ""] It HAS TO BE the cause of global warming. |
| ______________________________________ [May 11,2007 10:26am - sacreligion ""] nah man....the electromagnetic field is changing. the poles are in some slow reversal process |
| _______________________________ [May 11,2007 10:30am - Yeti ""] i cant wait to be 90 and to look back at the world not ending, global warming being nothing, bee shortages being a fluke of that particular year, climates not shifting, poles not shifting, and 2012 coming and going as eventless as the 99-2000 shift. |
| _______________________________________ [May 11,2007 10:42am - Hungtableed ""] Yeti said:i cant wait to be 90 and to look back at the world not ending, global warming being nothing, bee shortages being a fluke of that particular year, climates not shifting, poles not shifting, and 2012 coming and going as eventless as the 99-2000 shift. hahahahahaha, right? |
| _______________________________ [May 11,2007 10:43am - Yeti ""] in 81 when i was born, there was a massive infestation of gypsy moths that basically stripped vegetation from all the trees in this area, some of you oldies will remember it. now back then, it was simply a fluke of that year, just an infestation. if that happened now, it would have all kinds of bullshit explanations, like global warming, pole shifting, blacks and jews, or religious armaggedon. sometimes shit just happens, it always has, and always will. |
| ______________________________________ [May 11,2007 10:46am - sacreligion ""] aren't the gypsy moths due back sometime soon? apocalypse |
| ______________________________________ [May 11,2007 10:46am - sacreligion ""] there is somethin weird goin on in 2012...something about a solar alignment that might cause the poles to finally flip. i'll try to find something on it |
| __________________________________________ [May 11,2007 10:58am - CaptainCleanoff ""] I am surprised nobody has blamed the Jews yet. |
| __________________________________________ [May 11,2007 11:18am - metal_church101 ""] Al Gore has confirmed that the lack of bees is because of global warming. The planet still has a cold. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 11,2007 11:22am - largefreakatzero ""] CaptainCleanoff said:I am surprised nobody has blamed the Jews yet. You, sir, can consider them blamed. |
| ________________________________________ [May 11,2007 12:48pm - Iluvufreebeer ""] I blame women. |
| _______________________________________ [May 11,2007 12:59pm - Joshtruction ""] [img] not enjoying his future... |
| ____________________________________ [May 11,2007 1:05pm - BornSoVile ""] 2012 is an exciting year. |
| _____________________________________ [May 11,2007 1:09pm - sacreligion ""] i kinda hope there is some calamity...it'll make life more interesting i think that if the magnetic poles were to reverse, it'd eliminate all technology we have, meaning people would have to fend for themselves for a while(excellent population control) |
| __________________________________________ [May 11,2007 1:17pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] sacreligion said:i kinda hope there is some calamity...it'll make life more interesting i think that if the magnetic poles were to reverse, it'd eliminate all technology we have, meaning people would have to fend for themselves for a while(excellent population control) nice try, but compasses are not all the technology we have. |
| _____________________________________ [May 11,2007 1:19pm - sacreligion ""] the magnetic reversal would fry electronics like the EMP from a nuclear blast. everything that was on, at least |
| _____________________________________ [May 11,2007 1:21pm - sacreligion ""] there is not set time for this to happen, but it is in the process. the earth's EMF is in a slow state of decay and they've compared it with known pole shifts in the past and it's happening in the same way the 2012 thing that correlates in is some galactic alignment and solar flares or something weird granted this is all in theory, but we can't say it WON'T happen |
| _____________________________________ [May 11,2007 1:29pm - HailAtWork ""] Finally read this thread...not good...no bees=no crops + no flowers..this could fuck things up for years to come since the pollination cycles will get fucked up. |
| _____________________________________ [May 11,2007 1:31pm - sacreligion ""] the thing that gets me the most about this isn't necessarily the pollenation thing, it's the fact that billions of them have been falling out of the sky dead all over the world |
| _____________________________________ [May 11,2007 1:32pm - sacreligion ""] i also heard it rained frogs in serbia yesterday, and that's no lie(although it's been documented before in other freak occurrences) |
| ___________________________________ [May 11,2007 5:31pm - keithnli ""] i fuckin hate bees, kill them all, and fuck einstein. if that motherfucker knew what was up, hed still be alive. |
| ________________________________ [May 14,2007 6:32am - INFECT ""] bzzz bzzzb bzbzbzbzzbbbzbbz |
| ______________________________________ [May 14,2007 12:00pm - sacreligion ""] INFECT said:bzzz bzzzb bzbzbzbzzbbbzbbz "You Stink, Bender's Great, Deal with it" ??? |
| ___________________________________ [May 14,2007 12:27pm - bobdeaD ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________________________ [May 14,2007 1:53pm - ArrowHead is logged in... NOT ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [May 14,2007 4:47pm - y_ddraig_goch ""] HailAtWork said:Finally read this thread...not good...no bees=no crops + no flowers..this could fuck things up for years to come since the pollination cycles will get fucked up. Wrong! There are only a few fruits and vegetables that need bee aided fertilization, and those few fruits and vegetables are delicacy, aka we don't need 'em. Shit like: cherries, blue berries, strawberries, black berries, raspberries.... the stuff we actually need: potatoes, corn, lettuce, apples, bananas, oranges...those all pollinate using the wind. Learn you some science disclaimer: some of my facts may not be correct, but to my knowledge we don't really need bees for our major crops. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 28,2007 7:51pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] 60 Minutes just did a story about the disappearance of bees. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 28,2007 8:08pm - fleshfries ""] I read somewhere that Einstein didn't actually say that, somebody else did. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 28,2007 9:02pm - sxealex ""] im pretty sure we can fix the pollination problem on our own. i mean we can fuckin clone sheep.... |
| _________________________________ [Oct 28,2007 9:03pm - sxealex ""] but it would be sweet if the world ended |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 28,2007 10:35pm - MikePile ""] fleshfries said:I read somewhere that Einstein didn't actually say that, somebody else did. i think some guy from that fresh & fruity Sacreligion band said it or something, or maybe it was Borat? who cares SOME SAY THE EARTH WILL END AND FIRE AND SOME SAY THE EARTH WILL END IN ICE and then there's a small contingent that think bees might have something to do with it |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 28,2007 10:35pm - MikePile ""] http://www.snopes.com/quotes/einstein/bees.asp WELL that took about thirty seconds! phew, i'm done for the day you guys |
| __________________________________ [Oct 29,2007 1:47am - brian_dc ""] DUDE, FUCKING BEES ARE DYING |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 29,2007 1:57am - the tax man ""] i can tell you all it's not the cell phones with absolute certainty... i have a toolshed outboack thats has 3 absolutely huge bees nests in it{i let them do their thing back there} mid summer when i first heard about this i put my cellphone in the shed {plugged in} i missed alot of calls but nothing changed with the bees after 3 weeks |