You cant eat pizza at hardcore shows ...fuck you!!
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[May 15,2007 4:10am - hardcorepizzamosh ""]
So just the other day sunday at dover brickhouse.....my buddy was attending the hxc show with nothing better to do. In between bands or playing or something he was eating pizza....when the singer pulled him aside in a tactic similar to a marine trying to get you to join....hxc dude-what the fuck man there is a show going on man.
friend- yeah I know I am eating pizza.
hxc dude-come on man this isnt allston......its about going to the show man..get in there man.....come on.....
friend- i play music all the tim i just want to eat this pizza.....
hxc dude pissed!!
singer of band at this point so pissed about it on stage points out my friend and talks about how people suck at going to shows..kids would rather eat pizza then be into hardcore.......haahahahaha very funny and very true.
Just funny to think someone in a band questioning what your doing....telling you what to do and being that pissed about pizza.
hxc for life.
[May 15,2007 4:31am - Anthny ""]
Wow
What is the name of this fucktard's band?
[May 15,2007 4:32am - Anthny ""]
post his name so everyone on here can laugh at him
[May 15,2007 6:51am - GoatCatalyst ""]
wow. you should expose this turd's band and EVERYBODY should stand as far from the stage as possible and conduct an old-fashioned fifth-grade pizza party EVERY time they play.
[May 15,2007 8:36am - SteveOTB ""]
I've been known to do things along those lines but not as gay. For instance when people just up and leave during out set I start waving "bye" and sometimes when people are just sitting there at the bar and literally no one is watching us and we're putting on a show for them I say something too. Makes me look like an ass sometimes but you go to shows to watch bands. You can enjoy your pizza and drinks but if everyone is going to ignore us and walk away then I say something.
[May 15,2007 8:44am - xmikex ""]
yeah what band was this?
I saw the singer of None But Burning bitch out these 2 bar broads for having the loudest conversation ever in the middle of a show. Ruled.
[May 15,2007 9:17am - the_reverend ""]
man oh man, I want pizza now
if I could eat pizza at shows instead of taking pictures, I would be 450.
[May 15,2007 9:50am - C.dead ""]
Wow, thats pretty funny. Considering they sell pizza, i dont see the problem. Actually, pizza is better than 80% of local bands anyways, and 98% of local hardcore bands. Since there wasn't anyone watching his band, and if i was that singer, i probably would have joined you. But since he would have rather of seen you pick up change, throw a couple spinkicks, punch the air, make stoopid faces as if something really amazing just happened (for instance, a really good open E breakdown), or slap them hands together, all in front of the pizza guy, while you are enjoying your pizza, i guess i would have cried to.
[May 15,2007 9:52am - the_reverend ""]
dbh doesn't sell pizza
[May 15,2007 10:29am - metal_church101 ""]
What was the name of the band?
[May 15,2007 10:36am - C.dead ""]
"dbh doesn't sell pizza "
Well, it does have brickhouse in the name. So sorry Rev., i will try to go NH more often and check out all the hardcore hotspots really soon.
[May 15,2007 10:39am - Yeti ""]
lets see if you can eat........PIZZA!!
[May 15,2007 10:40am - RichHorror ""]
I'm pissed off. I've been to thousands of shows in Allston and very rarely was there pizza available.
[May 15,2007 10:41am - xmikex ""]
I have a feeling the name of this band was Fakey Fake and the IMadeThisUpForNoReason
Just a hunch.
[May 15,2007 10:41am - Ryan_M ""]
I hate when people take music too seriously like that.
"Yo nigguh if it wernt fuh hardcore I wouldn't even be here right now dawg! Hardcore saved my life! I was gonna kill myself until I heard of Terror dawg! You think this is a game sucka? You think we're playing this show just for fun??? Dis shit be real yo! You best put that pizza down and start showing some respect and mosh it up bitch! I better see you windmill someone in the face and get jumped for my band!"
Fucking gay man.
[May 15,2007 10:44am - xmikex ""]
YOU THINK THIS SAVES THE DAY COVER IS A JOKE?!! WE DONT PLAY DAT SHIT!!!!!
[May 15,2007 11:00am - RichHorror ""]
xmikex said:I have a feeling the name of this band was Fakey Fake and the IMadeThisUpForNoReason
Just a hunch.
Yeah. This is stupid, even by tough guy hardcore standards.
[May 15,2007 11:02am - INFECT ""]
C.dead said:pizza is better than 80% of local bands
fact
[May 15,2007 11:05am - C.dead ""]
Damn fucking right, especially pita pizza. Thats when the take a pita and make a pizza out of it.
Mmmmm, pita pizza.
[May 15,2007 11:07am - metal_church101 ""]
Sounds like the guy crashed before he went on stage.
[May 15,2007 11:08am - aaron_michael ""]
Yeti said:lets see if you can eat........PIZZA!!
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ps. the band that is being mentioned is Hammer Bros. I was told about the incident and got hungry.
[May 15,2007 11:09am - metal_church101 ""]
LOL. Now I know what to do if I am ever on the same bill as them.
[May 15,2007 11:21am - C.dead ""]
Wow, thats surprising. They actually aren't THAT bad.
Or at least as bad i was inferring.
[May 15,2007 11:34am - GoatCatalyst ""]
CUNT PARM.
[May 15,2007 11:36am - brian_dc ""]
I ate pizza at The Kave. I saw no problem with it. Also, we were playing that show and were starving.
[May 15,2007 11:44am - hardcorepizzamosh ""]
AARON IS RIGHT THE SINGER IS THE DUDE FROM HAMMER BROS.
AND YES THIS ALL HAPPENED... YELLED AT KID FOR EATING PIZZA TOLD HIM WASNT ALLSTON..YELLED AT HIM SOME MORE ....AND OPENED SET WITH YELLING ABOUT PIZZA DESTROYING HXC.
[May 15,2007 11:45am - RichHorror ""]
Lower your voice.
If he really said that pizza is destroying hardcore, that's the best thing I've ever heard.
[May 15,2007 11:49am - xanonymousx ""]
if i am hungry at a show and there is food i am going to eat it and i don't care if some turd from a band doesn't like it. hey i have to eat i'll watch your band while i eat even. just let me eat seriously.
[May 15,2007 11:50am - RichHorror ""]
Hammer Bros should go on tour with Ramming Speed.
[May 15,2007 11:56am - SteveOTB ""]
Think he'll issue an apology on Letterman?
[May 15,2007 12:18pm - GoatCatalyst ""]
Funny- I thought shitty music and shittier kids were ruining hardcore. PS - I enjoy eating at shows to the extent that I order General Tso's shrimp to be delivered to me at the Wallingford American Legion on a somewhat regular basis. People get butt-hurt when I don't share with them, which makes my food taste even better - like some sort of exotic spice. I can't even begin to imagine the pleasures that would be afforded me if my dining was seen as an act of disrespect to an entire genre.
[May 15,2007 12:22pm - RichHorror ""]
SPRING ROLLS ARE RUINING POSTPUNK
[May 15,2007 12:24pm - xmikex ""]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXaY_exZCQw
[May 15,2007 12:30pm - Y_Ddraig_Goch ""]
how fucking gay is that. Oh yeah and mr story teller, please use quotes when you are trying to retell your tales.
[May 15,2007 12:40pm - xmikex ""]
Falafel is ruining jazz fusion!!
[May 15,2007 12:42pm - xmikex ""]
Honestly, to me this sounds like somebody made a joke, and somebody else didn't get it. I dunno, maybe I'm hearing the story wrong.
[May 15,2007 12:49pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
the trick is to eat the pizza whilst playing the show.
[May 15,2007 12:54pm - dreadkill ""]
C.dead said:Damn fucking right, especially pita pizza. Thats when the take a pita and make a pizza out of it.
Mmmmm, pita pizza.
pita pizza is amazing
[May 15,2007 12:54pm - Mike_Giallo ""]
Pizza is better than music, hands down.
[May 15,2007 12:57pm - dreadkill ""]
music doesn't taste good or sound good. pizza tastes good and sounds good.
[May 15,2007 1:03pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
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[May 15,2007 1:04pm - Mike_Giallo ""]
dreadkill said:music doesn't taste good or sound good. pizza tastes good and sounds good.
Amen.
[May 15,2007 1:05pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:[img]
this is the man responsible for destroying hardcore.
[May 15,2007 1:18pm - dreadkill ""]
hahahhahaaha, pizza the hut. "bahhhhhf, puuuuuuke, whateeeeeeehhhhva!"
[May 15,2007 1:21pm - Sinistas ""]
"he...ATE HIMSELF...TO...DEATH!"
[May 15,2007 1:23pm - Yeti ""]
i bet the dude was really enjoying the band, stopped to support the band by buying pizza from the venue, and the singer starts giving him all kinds of shit for it, and now the pizza-eater hates them. good job guys.
[May 15,2007 1:24pm - Yeti ""]
i would definitely hate someone who was giving me shit for being hungry. thats one of those unspoken rules among men. if the man is hungry, let the man eat!
[May 15,2007 2:08pm - sacreligion ""]
unless you're a faggoty hardcore dude that needs to be the center of attention all the time ;)
p.s. i'm not saying all hardcore dudes are faggoty, just the ones that need to be the center of attention all the time
[May 15,2007 2:54pm - y_ddraig_goch ""]
sacreligion said:unless you're a faggoty hardcore dude that needs to be the center of attention all the time ;)
p.s. i'm not saying all hardcore dudes are faggoty, just the ones that need to be the center of attention all the time
which are all of the them. Why do you think they get those ridiculous tattoos and earings.
[May 15,2007 3:13pm - Yeti ""]
plus, anyone who calls themselves "hardcore" now is simply a faggoty faux-hardcore dude trying to be the center of attention.
[May 15,2007 3:15pm - RichHorror ""]
I would alter that slightly, and say that anyone under 25 is a faggoty blah blah so and so.
[May 15,2007 3:16pm - Yeti ""]
fair enough.
[May 15,2007 3:18pm - RichHorror ""]
I have an AARP card so I get to call myself things.
[May 15,2007 3:36pm - deadlikemurf ""]
all the pizza in allston fucking sucks.
[May 15,2007 3:41pm - sacreligion ""]
deadlikemurf said:all the pizza in allston fucking sucks.
all of it?!
[May 15,2007 3:43pm - deadlikemurf ""]
pretty much. i mean natalies is decent. but if natalie's is the best i don't know...
[May 15,2007 3:43pm - RichHorror ""]
Allston exists solely as a holding area for Spike's.
[May 15,2007 3:43pm - xmikex ""]
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GET READY FOR WARRRR!!!!
[May 15,2007 3:44pm - RichHorror ""]
I will fight all red X's to the death.
[May 15,2007 3:45pm - xmikex ""]
check again smartass
[May 15,2007 3:46pm - xmikex ""]
HE'LL MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOU DIDN'T EXIST
CUZ PRIVATE PIZZA'S COMIN
AND YOU'RE ON HIS LIST!!!!!
Tearing the hardcore scene apart since 1843
[May 15,2007 3:48pm - RichHorror ""]
Foiled again.
[May 15,2007 3:51pm - mOe ""]
xmikex said:[img]
GET READY FOR WARRRR!!!!
oh my god, i know what this is but i cant think of the name and origin!!8^(
[May 15,2007 3:53pm - jonnyrites NLI ""]
hahaha yeah so it was me that was eating the pizza. it was very funny because i went to the show to support my friends that put it on, and spent most of the time inside watching the bands even though i'm not into mosh hardcore at all. i spent a few minutes outside eating a slice. i'm willing to bet if i had a red sox hat instead of a trucker hat, and was clean shaven instead of sporting a moustache, i wouldn't have been touched. and no, it wasn't a joke, i got a very serious "fuck you" from the stage, while standing the back trying to take in the show. i guess if you're not wearing gym shorts and dancing, you get singled out. very ironic since said lead singer started the set by saying "we're all friends here".
i guess friends that eat pizza aren't really friends after all.
[May 15,2007 3:55pm - jonnyrites NLI ""]
also, i left the show after the remarks came from the stage because they were said with such apparent anger, i thought i might be subject to a hardcore beatdown. this is why i stay away from shows like this, i paid to get in and was watching the band, i guess i'm a real let down to the scene.
i'm ordering some dominos online right now.
[May 15,2007 3:55pm - Granny_Monster ""]
jonnyrites NLI said:i guess friends that eat pizza aren't really friends after all.
Ha ha... a lesson to be learned.
[May 15,2007 3:58pm - xmikex ""]
I heard one time Joe Christianni was eating a hot pocket at a Korn show and Johnathan Davis punched him in the nose for it.
[May 15,2007 4:00pm - jonnyrites NLI ""]
well, this wasn't as bad as early this year when i was caught eating shrimp at the genesis reunion tour.
[May 15,2007 4:09pm - xmikex ""]
jonnyrites NLI said:well, this wasn't as bad as early this year when i was caught eating shrimp at the genesis reunion tour.
I heard about this show. Phil Collins heard someone peeling an orange 47 rows back and went ballistic.
[May 15,2007 4:18pm - dreadkill ""]
this thread has gotten more hilarious with the private pizza pic, the joe christianni reference, and the phil collins reference. hahaha
[May 15,2007 4:18pm - cav nli ""]
i thought for sure this thread would be about the kave. they have the best pizza and they totally support eating pizza during bands. haha. at least i do.
[May 15,2007 4:56pm - metal_church101 ""]
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How hardcore are you?
[May 15,2007 5:22pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
RichHorror said:Lower your voice.
If he really said that pizza is destroying hardcore, that's the best thing I've ever heard.
haha I need to start a hardcore band and have shirts that say "PIZZA RUINED HARDCORE" on the back.
[May 15,2007 5:29pm - horror_tang ""]
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[May 15,2007 5:35pm - immortal13 ""]
It's homos like that which make everything seem like a joke.
I eat pizza at shows all the time. It's a simple fact of when I get hungry, I eat.
[May 15,2007 5:42pm - horror_tang ""]
http://massholes.org/pics/pizzaskin.jpg
[May 15,2007 5:43pm - horror_tang ""]
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[May 15,2007 6:31pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
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now thats some hardcore pizza
[May 15,2007 7:25pm - xmikex ""]
hahaha!
I just want to say one last thing.... I really have no opinion on this whole thing. From what little I know about the Hammer Brothers this seems a little out of character for them. I'd like to hear the story from their side just to satisfy my curiousity. But a 70+ reply thread about pizza beef is hilarious to me.
BUT CAN YOU DO THE PIZZA MOSH?!?!??!
[May 15,2007 7:39pm - the_reverend ""]
the singer of hammer brothers has been in AP magazine. where have you been? he shouldn't have to deal with people eating pizza at his damn show. what's next, hotpockets? you hardcore kids are really going to hurt someone one of these days.
hammer bros is a great band and I can totally see him saying this on stage. probably stupidly and people would have laughed. not every singer can go through material on stage and make it work. look at the guy from bane, his stories are rarely very funny and when they are it's like shindlers list funny where you say "HAw HAW... they're all dead. Wait, that made me feel bad."
[May 15,2007 7:42pm - cmtaib ""]
new song idea right here.
you heard it first.
rich horrors gonna love this one.
[May 15,2007 7:48pm - atthehaunted ""]
I was gonna read it but since it's fuckin rediculus to read because of the massive pic I said fuck it.
[May 15,2007 7:54pm - the_reverend ""]
you could turn images off.
[May 15,2007 8:08pm - xanonymousx ""]
i could never figure out how to do that...
is it only in a certain browser?
[May 15,2007 8:08pm - jonnyrites NLI ""]
i'm just glad i was probably the only person there NOT interested in hardcore, and i guess its my munchies that are ruining it. score one for stoner rock!
[May 15,2007 8:12pm - swamplorddvm ""]
That's funny and retarded.
[May 15,2007 8:13pm - the_reverend ""]
you get the munchies from meth? weird.. I didn't know that.
[May 15,2007 8:14pm - jonnyrites NLI ""]
when mj-xii plays the brickhouse this sunday, we're calling out everyone NOT eating pizza. everyones trading in their skinny jeans for sweatpants after the pepperonis gone.
[May 15,2007 8:16pm - RichHorror ""]
cmtaib said:new song idea right here.
you heard it first.
rich horrors gonna love this one.
I love everything that you do.
[May 15,2007 8:32pm - pam ""]
This thread made me hungry.
[May 15,2007 8:35pm - cmtaib ""]
jonnyrites NLI said:when mj-xii plays the brickhouse this sunday, we're calling out everyone NOT eating pizza. everyones trading in their skinny jeans for sweatpants after the pepperonis gone.
there's a band called lord bacon on the bill...
they be eating bacon pizza in between songs.
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thanks rich.
thats why you are on our 8 sickest friends with brian dc.
[May 15,2007 8:37pm - atthehaunted ""]
I really don't care enough to turn them, off I am just a lazy fuck.
[May 15,2007 8:55pm - cut my throat as i bled ""]
RichHorror said:cmtaib said:new song idea right here.
you heard it first.
rich horrors gonna love this one.
I love everything that you do.
you will be loving the music video we are currently making.
i believe one will be "snausages" and then a director's cut of "teenage mutant ninja turtles"
any ideas on what the next sample we use should be?
[May 15,2007 9:31pm - jonnyrites NLI ""]
the_reverend said:you get the munchies from meth? weird.. I didn't know that.
only when its homemade aaron, only when its homemade.
[May 15,2007 9:39pm - pam ""]
Jon's at Papa John's right now getting pizza. Together we will end hardcore.
[May 16,2007 8:20am - xmikex ""]
Ukranian Burger Harvest
[May 16,2007 11:26am - kyle NlI ""]
who two stepped in my thin crust?
[May 16,2007 11:29am - aaron_michael ""]
sunday, I'm throwing cheap pizza at the crowd in memory of Johnathan's dignity
[May 18,2007 4:25am - JimDeath ""]
<3 you rev. and thanks for everything you do and have done.
anyway... i walked out of the venue after watching word for word play and insane set... i saw this kid walk around the corner eating pizza... i said jokingly... you missed a great band for pizza... i thought it was a friendly conversation but hey...
on stage i said the uge... hardcore isnt about fashion, girls, or PIZZA!!! among a million other things...
either way, you dont know shit... ill say whatever the fuck i want. pizza doesnt ruin hardcore... faggots like you ruin hardcore.
get a clue.
[May 18,2007 5:15am - Dwellingsickness ""]
Friends don't let friends eat pizza.:RAZZBERRY:
[May 18,2007 5:29am - anonymus ""]
ATTN: BREAKING HAMMER BROS. MYSPACE ALERT!!
i think they just went to PizzaCon 4
Read Bulletin
From: Hammer Bros.
Date: May 18, 2007 1:35 AM
Subject ATTN: EVERYONE PLEASE READ!!!
Body: at the brickhouse in dover this past sunday word for word played an insane set... i was so jacked on that band when leaving the venue i said to kid who skipped thier set to get pizza...
"you missed and incredible band to go get pizza, your loss"
and him and his friends decided to make a big deal out of this...
so here you go!!!
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=41244
PLEASE REPOST
PLEASE REPOST
PLEASE REPOST
thanks so much for being the realest dudes.
-Jim
[May 18,2007 6:33am - dumbfuckinshit ""]
wow, it's forums like this that dumb fucking "hardcore kids" can rant about pizza, this is what ruins hardcore, go watch the fucking band and have a better fucking time. It's about 20 minutes of music, and then 3 minutes of pizza, i think the pizza can wait. The lead singer of hammer bros had plenty of right to call a kid out how much he sucks, given that it was in dover,nh and anyone who has went to a show there knows what I mean. Everyone who even has commented on this, namely the first post should think real hard and long what he is doing with his life that he has time to tell a story about how lame his friend really is, really telling what kind of person he is. Go read a fucking book. I never would have even thought someone would, not to mention everyone here be up in arms about what the hammer bros lead singer did, when it's what we all should be doing. I never would have know if hammer bros did'nt post a bullitan about it. This is pithetic.
[May 18,2007 6:59am - xmikex ""]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pizza.
[May 18,2007 7:01am - finallysayingsomething ""]
Okay, seriously... the guy was just trying to get you to enjoy the show. calm down. so you're making a big deal out of nothing! i love how kids at shows need to fight about everything. HEY GUESS WHAT you all look the same, act the same, have the same bad attitude, speak the same, use the same words dude ked guy bro. get over yourself. and as for you lame guys that need to know the name of this guys band, shut the hell up. everyone in that band could tear you up. get over yourselves and get over this. guy was just trying to get you to enjoy the band that was up. i have to agree with the "dumbfuckinshit" kid. you're what ruins hardcore. it's not about the music anymore. it's about your dude ked guy bros and your fucking fly ass clothing. YOU LOOK REDICULOUS. shows are supposed to be about the music and the bands are supposed to be about speaking the truth. so much for that though. kids like you have so much to say about nothing. fucking pizza you idiot? don't you have something else to complain about? and this stupid forum was started about jim saying something to you? show a litte respect you pussy and grow up. you act more like a girl than i do, and i am one.
[May 18,2007 7:43am - JimDeath ""]
attn: dumbfuckinshit and finallysayingsomething... im glad that there are people who really do get it. dont change... much respect.
[May 18,2007 7:52am - jordan ""]
Jim and his band are solid guys.
id take hammer bros over pizza anyday ;)
and to the dudes who think hardcore is all about terror, educate yourself before you speak and just look retarded.
[May 18,2007 7:56am - JimDeath ""]
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...
DO NOT DISGRACE THE PIZZA MOSH!!!
if you go to youtube.com and search for sick of it all - step down they show you all the classic ny mosh, skanks, and creeps... you will notice that not only is pizza moshing real... but it is the top of the pops.
PIZZA MOSH AND CIRCLE PITS IN 07!!!
[May 18,2007 8:00am - JimDeath ""]
HARDCORE PUNK 101...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RkyxNa2W9o
lets mosh.
[May 18,2007 8:21am - Lamp ""]
Sick of it All is about as punk as Korn.
[May 18,2007 8:29am - JimDeath ""]
haha... only to those who think it is "punk" to drown themselves in obscurity instead of drowing themselves in a message. that my friend is just as fake as thinking hardcore is all this sloppy metal shit that makes kids the way they are.
and they are hardcore punk... which means they are hardcore about punk and its message, not the clothes... punk is dead.
[May 18,2007 8:33am - JimDeath ""]
hmm...
[May 18,2007 8:34am - JimDeath ""]
horror_tang said:[img]
ok...
[May 18,2007 8:35am - the_reverend ""]
hahaha... when ever I try to listen to sick of it all, I listen to really shitty songs. jst like when I try to listen to sheer terror. I always get college boy.
anyhow, if their are 2 non-living things in this world that I love, it's DBH shows and pizza. I never thought of mixing the two. if hardcore kids can 2-step while eating a pie, I'll be damned if I can't shoot while eating it. this may require some sort of pizza backpack which I'm going to start ebaying for.
[May 18,2007 8:36am - the_reverend ""]
did w4w play on the stage? I can't fathom that.
[May 18,2007 8:37am - aaron_michael ""]
it's fucking 8:40 in the morning and I really want pizza right now.
seriously, next to eggplant parm, pizza is something that I can eat at any time.(cue that Bagel Bites theme shit)
to all the people bickering, I blame you for my appetite when all the pizza places are closed.
[May 18,2007 8:37am - JimDeath ""]
the_reverend said:hahaha... when ever I try to listen to sick of it all, I listen to really shitty songs. jst like when I try to listen to sheer terror. I always get college boy.
anyhow, if their are 2 non-living things in this world that I love, it's DBH shows and pizza. I never thought of mixing the two. if hardcore kids can 2-step while eating a pie, I'll be damned if I can't shoot while eating it. this may require some sort of pizza backpack which I'm going to start ebaying for.
COLLEGE BOY!!!!
rev. you need just cant hate enough on repeat.
[May 18,2007 8:41am - the_reverend ""]
the random bits from can't hate enough I've heard over the years is the only thing that makes me not flat out say they suck.
[May 18,2007 8:42am - the_reverend ""]
but I just added it to my get list.
[May 18,2007 8:43am - JimDeath ""]
the_reverend said:the random bits from can't hate enough I've heard over the years is the only thing that makes me not flat out say they suck.
his voice is make or break... you love it or you dont. the recording sets it back but they were dirt poor... live versions of the songs sound great.
the dude hates.
[May 18,2007 9:10am - xmikex ""]
xmikex said:Honestly, to me this sounds like somebody made a joke, and somebody else didn't get it.
Everyone has their own thing. Always being right is mine. I called this one before half the facts were even in. Somebody owes me a slice of pizza.
[May 18,2007 9:13am - xmikex ""]
Pizza
Sheer Terror
Food Fighters
Generous use of the word "faggot"
It's got all the elements of a cool thread. In fact you'd think this would be a way more productive thread, not the most absurd internet fight ever. I'm just sayin.
[May 18,2007 9:26am - deadlikedave nli ""]
if you are in a band that has played as much as the hammer bros and you still get pissy if someone misses your set then that kinda sucks for you.
my two cents.
i think the hammer bros. are awesome though.
this is just kinda lame.
[May 18,2007 9:58am - C.DEAD ""]
This thread has totally went from a joke to some serious XhardcoreX self-reflection on the scene. How gay is that?
[May 18,2007 10:06am - RichHorror ""]
All's I know is anyone that doesn't like Sheer Terror is a stupid faggot.
[May 18,2007 10:43am - Yeti ""]
dumbfuckinshit said:i think the pizza can wait. pithetic.
pAthetic. who cares how someone enjoys a show? are you afraid that if people arent being dudeguy's that they arent enjoying it? the guy wanted a fucking pizza slice. if i was getting pizza, and some asshole from the band i PAID to see started calling me out on it, you can be damn sure i wouldnt support that band again. fuck that. when i see people getting food or beer during our sets, i dont think twice about it. so this lead singer, instead of thinking about the other percentage that ARE watching the set, gets all pissed off and flustered about one dude getting pizza. sounds like someone needs to pull the pole out of their ass. hence why hardcore is a joke now.
[May 18,2007 11:25am - RichHorror ""]
I would be flustered if I didn't get an pizza out of the deal.
[May 18,2007 11:29am - the_reverend ""]
rich, you know where you don't get pizza or destruction's beer? california.
[May 18,2007 11:38am - xanonymousx ""]
where is xstars fell onx
bennyhillifier
[May 18,2007 11:42am - RichHorror ""]
the_reverend said:rich, you know where you don't get pizza or destruction's beer? california.
It's true.
YOURE JUST MAD ABOUT WORD WAR II! U-S-A!! U-S-A!! U-S-A!! U-S-A!!
[May 18,2007 11:45am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
Hardcore was about letting people be themselves. It was about flying in the face of all the bullshit that was going around in the turn of the decade between the 70's and 80's.
Now it's white suburbanites fighting over dumb shit and playing the same shit they heard a thousand times. Read Greg Ginn's story as to what he wanted to achieve with Black Flag and you'll find that nothing about modern "hardcore" lines up.
You want to save hardcore? Be yourself and have fun doing the things you like.
[May 18,2007 11:46am - brian_dc ""]
say fuck no to rules, man
[May 18,2007 11:47am - RichHorror ""]
Contemporize, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
[May 18,2007 12:00pm - xmikex ""]
PI-ZZA!
STILL - LIVES!
[May 18,2007 12:06pm - Lamp ""]
It's okay if people change too. They can still be your friends most of the time. Even if they can't you'll find new ones.
Unity is pussy shit.
[May 18,2007 12:12pm - sinistas ""]
OMG PIZZA
[May 18,2007 12:14pm - RichHorror ""]
Unity is pizza shit.
[May 18,2007 12:16pm - Lamp ""]
I'd like to take a nice big pizza shit all over the concept of unity.
[May 18,2007 12:17pm - RichHorror ""]
Go to a show with third generation Lightning Bolt ripoff bands.
[May 18,2007 12:23pm - xmikex ""]
A PIZZASTORM TO PURIFY!
[May 18,2007 12:36pm - Yeti ""]
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:You want to save hardcore? Be yourself and have fun doing the things you like.
and respect a mans need to eat pizza.
[May 18,2007 12:46pm - pam ""]
I knew it was only a matter of time before the band and their fans chimed in.
Pizza > Hardcore. You know why? Pizza doesn't whine about unity and saving the scene and other gay things that will never happen.
And everyone needs to grow up and realize nobody HAS to watch their band. If they're outside, they obviously don't like you. This doesn't make them bad people, it makes you an oversensitive whiner. Do I wish that never happened and everyone watched ALL the bands all the time? Sure. Will that EVER happen? No. Stage tantrums will not change this.
That said I totally want pizza. Again.
[May 18,2007 12:46pm - babyshaker213 ""]
xanonymousx said:where is xstars fell onx
bennyhillifier
i've always fucking hated stage banter. its like if i wanted to hear your opinions on iron maiden pizza and pussy's i'll ask you for it.
[May 18,2007 12:47pm - babyshaker213 ""]
pam said:I knew it was only a matter of time before the band and their fans chimed in.
Pizza > Hardcore. You know why? Pizza doesn't whine about unity and saving the scene and other gay things that will never happen.
And everyone needs to grow up and realize nobody HAS to watch their band. If they're outside, they obviously don't like you. This doesn't make them bad people, it makes you an oversensitive whiner. Do I wish that never happened and everyone watched ALL the bands all the time? Sure. Will that EVER happen? No. Stage tantrums will not change this.
That said I totally want pizza. Again.
pam is queen of rttp. another peasant smashed
[May 18,2007 12:54pm - pam ""]
I actually intended that to not sound as cunty as it did.
[May 18,2007 1:03pm - jonnyrites NLI ""]
Hi Jimdeath. i didn't even start this thread. BUT it was more than a joke, why all the dirty looks from the stage? maybe because you think i'm into "fashion"? the rev can tell you i've been working hard at music for quite a few years now, granted its not hardcore, but music is what i do. if you feel the need to call out people that eat at shows and don't dress like everyone else at your shows, go ahead. i guess i was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
[May 18,2007 1:04pm - RichHorror ""]
As the singer for a hardcore band, I'd like to state my support of pizza.
[May 18,2007 1:06pm - jonnyrites NLI ""]
and one more thing - i missed maybe 3 word for word songs to get a slice, then after jim confronted me outside, he spent the next 2 bands sets standing outside talking with other folks. i thought this was a little hypocritical before i even knew who he was. support ALL the bands at a show, not just the ones you like. right?
[May 18,2007 1:08pm - pam ""]
jonnyrites NLI said:and one more thing - i missed maybe 3 word for word songs to get a slice, then after jim confronted me outside, he spent the next 2 bands sets standing outside talking with other folks. i thought this was a little hypocritical before i even knew who he was. support ALL the bands at a show, not just the ones you like. right?
THAT is amazing.
[May 18,2007 1:37pm - xmikex ""]
Hey don't get me wrong....
I mean.... you can call me negative.
You could think that maybe I'm out of touch.
But I can't stand pizza
I can't stand you
And I just can't hate enough.
[May 18,2007 1:39pm - RichHorror ""]
I could give a fuck about your skinhead pride.
And I could care less about the Lower East Side.
[May 18,2007 1:48pm - mario ""]
figured it out finally...in the NES world the hammer bros are enemies of mario and luigi...mario and luigi love pizza...the hammer bros must squash mario...therefore they must squash pizza.
it was that simple. we can all go home now guys.
[May 18,2007 2:32pm - xmikex ""]
Give that man the Nobel Mosh Prize.
[May 18,2007 2:40pm - 0xmordecaix0 ""]
I'm allergic to PIZZA!!!!!
Plus Hammer Bros is way better anyways!
[May 18,2007 2:54pm - sinistas ""]
NOTHING is better than pizza.
[May 18,2007 3:12pm - Yeti ""]
pizza land huh? yeah thats lots of fun.
[May 18,2007 3:57pm - joe FTW ""]
this whole section of the internet is retarded. this has nothing to do with pizza. i was there, jim just said to some kid "hey you missed a great band to get pizza, that sucks." anything said after that about pizza on stage was obviously said stupidly to make people laugh, like the rev said. it would have been cool if at that point you laughed and came up front to have a fun time. but you said nothing at the show, you ran home crying and got on the internet. stop fucking whining, and start moshing. the new hammer bros jam is fuckin awesome, by the way.
[May 18,2007 4:00pm - pam ""]
hahaha, this SECTION of the internet...
[May 18,2007 4:06pm - largefreakatzero ""]
RichHorror said:I could give a fuck about your skinhead pride.
And I could care less about the Lower East Side.
I'm just a working class slob that's tired of getting the short end of the stick (perhaps "slice" would be more appropriate in this case?)
But it ain't my problem if I'm not like you and not sucking Uncle Sam's dick (I may have fucked that line up slightly).
[May 18,2007 4:10pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
joe FTW said:this whole section of the internet is retarded. this has nothing to do with pizza. i was there, jim just said to some kid "hey you missed a great band to get pizza, that sucks." anything said after that about pizza on stage was obviously said stupidly to make people laugh, like the rev said. it would have been cool if at that point you laughed and came up front to have a fun time. but you said nothing at the show, you ran home crying and got on the internet. stop fucking whining, and start moshing. the new hammer bros jam is fuckin awesome, by the way.
OHHHHHHHHHH
I didn't realize he was just having fun at Jonny's expense
Well put, making fun of people is way awesomer
[May 18,2007 4:14pm - jonnyrites NLI ""]
thanks nick. and i was having in the back having a great time. and when its being screamed from the stage and followed by a fuck you, it just confirmed what i usually think about this type of crowd and music. where are the high fives and stage dives?
[May 18,2007 4:14pm - jonnyrites NLI ""]
420!
[May 18,2007 4:26pm - RichHorror ""]
I like both Hammer Bros. and pizza.
[May 18,2007 4:30pm - RichHorror ""]
I also agree that making fun of people is awesome.
[May 18,2007 4:35pm - deadlikedave nli ""]
yeah but rich come one...YOU would NEVER make fun of someone on stage, or say anything negative or disrespectful would you?
[May 18,2007 4:36pm - RichHorror ""]
I never have and I never will.
I really meant that I agreed without sarcasm. Insulting people while onstage is why I'm in this business. This business in whcih I make no money ever.
[May 18,2007 5:16pm - Dwellingsickness ""]
someone should start a "eating pizza while reading this thread appreciation" thread.
[May 18,2007 5:19pm - pam ""]
I did that the other night. It ruled.
[May 18,2007 5:22pm - joe FTW ""]
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:joe FTW said:this whole section of the internet is retarded. this has nothing to do with pizza. i was there, jim just said to some kid "hey you missed a great band to get pizza, that sucks." anything said after that about pizza on stage was obviously said stupidly to make people laugh, like the rev said. it would have been cool if at that point you laughed and came up front to have a fun time. but you said nothing at the show, you ran home crying and got on the internet. stop fucking whining, and start moshing. the new hammer bros jam is fuckin awesome, by the way.
OHHHHHHHHHH
I didn't realize he was just having fun at Jonny's expense
Well put, making fun of people is way awesomer
are you a 6 year old girl? making fun of people IS awesome. if you are so easily offended, dont come to hammer bros shows anymore. in fact don't come to any hardcore shows. we won't miss you.
[May 18,2007 5:30pm - Dwellingsickness ""]
Does FTW stand for "FREEDOM TO WHINE"?.
[May 18,2007 5:31pm - RichHorror ""]
For The Worse.
And he's right, making fun of people is the best.
[May 18,2007 5:35pm - Dwellingsickness ""]
haha I know, But I thought I did good at making fun of him:LOL:
[May 18,2007 5:37pm - joe FTW ""]
Dwellingsickness said:Does FTW stand for "FREEDOM TO WHINE"?.
anonymous internet shit talking pussy
[May 18,2007 5:38pm - Dwellingsickness ""]
How am I anonymous ? .. I am logged in
[May 18,2007 5:40pm - Anthny ""]
mario said:figured it out finally...in the NES world the hammer bros are enemies of mario and luigi...mario and luigi love pizza...the hammer bros must squash mario...therefore they must squash pizza.
it was that simple. we can all go home now guys.
This is by far the smartest thing said in this thread. I wish it had ended here.
[May 18,2007 5:41pm - pam ""]
I am so glad I hate hardcore.
[May 18,2007 5:44pm - joe FTW ""]
im imagining it says "Dwellingsickness" on your birth certificate and theres a smiling apple on your driver's liscence with "Guess What? No One Gives a Shit" in the corner.
now everyone make fun of each other so you can see how great it really is!
[May 18,2007 5:45pm - Dwellingsickness ""]
I just hate the wanna be tough guys in HC , Most of them were not even old enough in the late 80's to early 90's to know what real HC is.
[May 18,2007 5:45pm - RichHorror ""]
pam said:I am so glad I hate hardcore.
You don't hate IWEIPH.
[May 18,2007 5:47pm - Dwellingsickness ""]
joe FTW said:im imagining it says "Dwellingsickness" on your birth certificate and theres a smiling apple on your driver's liscence with "Guess What? No One Gives a Shit" in the corner.
now everyone make fun of each other so you can see how great it really is!
aww you looked at my profile, I am flattered, maybe even creeped out a little. And I bet you birth certificate says Joe FTW right?.
[May 18,2007 5:50pm - joe FTW ""]
this should be the last serious post of this thread:
if you know jim death of hammer bros, he does not try to be a tough guy. he is a funny, loud, obnoxious, madman 90% of the time. if you are someone who gets all butthurt over a tiny passing comment like this (he most definitely was not "freaking out" on stage) then you should not be at a show like this.
that being said, i ordered some pizza skins from Uno's last week, and they burned a cross on my front lawn. im gonna have a benefit show to buy grass seed that was scorrched. fuck racist appetizers!
[May 18,2007 5:52pm - JimDeath ""]
attn: jonny
first of all dirty looks????
I COULDNT SEE 5 FEET IN FRONT OF ME FROM THAT STAGE YOU QUEER!!
THE ROOM WAS DARK AND I HAD LIGHTS IN MY FACE... I COULDNT SEE THE KIDS IN FRONT LET ALONE THE BACK.
AND LASTLY... THIS ISNT ABOUT MY BAND... I WOULD NEVER TELL SOMEONE TO WATCH MY BAND. THIS WAS ABOUT WORD FOR WORD'S SET.
end this thread.
[May 18,2007 5:53pm - joe FTW ""]
Dwellingsickness said:joe FTW said:im imagining it says "Dwellingsickness" on your birth certificate and theres a smiling apple on your driver's liscence with "Guess What? No One Gives a Shit" in the corner.
now everyone make fun of each other so you can see how great it really is!
aww you looked at my profile, I am flattered, maybe even creeped out a little. And I bet you birth certificate says Joe FTW right?.
Joe McTigue
11 Lilley Ave apt #4
Lowell MA 01850
don't even knock, just come on in. im fryin up some cheddarwurst.
[May 18,2007 5:53pm - pam ""]
RichHorror said:pam said:I am so glad I hate hardcore.
You don't hate IWEIPH.
Yes I do. I hope you all get killed.
<3
[May 18,2007 5:54pm - JimDeath ""]
you know what fuck you...
you cant take a joke... fine take this seriously.
faggots like you shouldnt be at a hardcore show.
peace and love.
[May 18,2007 5:55pm - pam ""]
But I thought that's where faggots had their monthly meetings/circle jerks?
[May 18,2007 5:56pm - joe FTW ""]
this girl is mean :(
[May 18,2007 5:57pm - pam ""]
Sorry, you set that one up. I had to.
And I'm actually really nice. Really.
[May 18,2007 5:59pm - joe FTW ""]
i wouldn't take you home to mom, but ok
[May 18,2007 6:00pm - JimDeath ""]
ps... jonny or any of his friends...
im not going to read anymore of your disgusting bull shit so if you have something you feel i should read send it over here...
www.myspace.com/jimdeath
[May 18,2007 6:00pm - Dwellingsickness ""]
She is wicked nice, But damn that was hilarious. Hey Pam, Maybe you could have a toy party at his house for all his HC friends.
[May 18,2007 6:02pm - joe FTW ""]
do it! i like toys. i have all the og Ninja Turtles action figures
[May 18,2007 6:02pm - RichHorror ""]
pam said:RichHorror said:pam said:I am so glad I hate hardcore.
You don't hate IWEIPH.
Yes I do. I hope you all get killed.
<3
Lies.
[May 18,2007 6:02pm - pam ""]
I bet the buttplugs would sell right out.
[May 18,2007 6:03pm - pam ""]
I'm sorry. I'll stop now.
[May 18,2007 6:04pm - joe FTW ""]
no room for a plug when you have a fuzzy little Splinter action figure up there
[May 18,2007 6:04pm - RichHorror ""]
joe FTW said:this girl is mean :(
She's just mad because she's married.
[May 18,2007 6:05pm - pam ""]
Touche, sir...touche
[May 18,2007 6:05pm - pam ""]
RichHorror said:joe FTW said:this girl is mean :(
She's just mad because she's married.
hahaha
[May 18,2007 6:07pm - RichHorror ""]
I know everything.
[May 18,2007 6:08pm - joe FTW ""]
see kids? being mean is fun and healthy! don't be lame...BE A JERK
[May 18,2007 6:10pm - Dwellingsickness ""]
Some of us don't know how to take a joke though :shocker:
[May 18,2007 6:10pm - pam ""]
I'm the nicest fucking person I know.
[May 18,2007 6:11pm - Dwellingsickness ""]
I only play a jerk on the internet
[May 18,2007 6:12pm - joe FTW ""]
learn how! survival of the jerkiest! im gonna go eat my cheddarwurst now, i'll save you a plate hunny bunches.
[May 18,2007 6:14pm - RichHorror ""]
I play a gynecologist behind dumpsters.
[May 18,2007 6:17pm - Dwellingsickness ""]
RichHorror said:I play a gynecologist behind dumpsters.
I thought that was you
[May 18,2007 6:37pm - jonnyrites NLI ""]
i feel really bad about this whole thing. i really fucked up. this thread is tearing marriages and friendships apart.
[May 18,2007 7:33pm - the_reverend ""]
If I was allergic to pizza.. oh man! I don't know what I would do!
[May 18,2007 8:16pm - horror_tang NLI ""]
I love how this cat got offended by my wonderful artwork "Skinhead Pizza Stomp." That is what truly warms my heart.
[May 18,2007 10:17pm - Dumbfuckinshit ""]
yea man, i was at that show, dancing for every band having a good time, and i even know the kid you said that too, and it'd be just like him to start all of this. that's one of the reasons i stopped going to dover,nh shows, there are to many kids like that hanging around, but i went there cause i hav'nt seen you since that last show you cancelled in dover cause no one even went to that show and you came and played with since the flood and 40sls i beleive in nashua a few months back. hope to see you guys again soon.
[May 18,2007 10:24pm - sacreligion ""]
the_reverend said:If I was allergic to pizza.. oh man! I don't know what I would do!
invent a new kind of pizza?
[May 18,2007 10:24pm - Dumbfuckinshit ""]
that last post was to jimdeath
[May 18,2007 10:58pm - JimDeath ""]
attn: dumbfuckinshit
thanks a million... that show was amazing and i cant wait to play there again.
keep in touch.
ps... this aint my scene so i am done with this board.
" i dont have the time to deal with jerks like you
i've got work to do, i've got bills to pay "
[May 18,2007 11:23pm - nick ""]
this was the first thread that i thought was funny in like 3 years and you myspace bulletin reading nerdbags ruined it.
[May 18,2007 11:41pm - the_reverend ""]
why cry?
eat a pie!
[May 18,2007 11:53pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
The best part of this is that Jim guy is telling everyone to lighten up when someone gives you shit and then getting extremely butt hurt when it goes the other way towards him.
Hilarious, and totally apropos.
Hope you can see the irony here.
[May 19,2007 3:11am - JimDeath ""]
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:The best part of this is that Jim guy is telling everyone to lighten up when someone gives you shit and then getting extremely butt hurt when it goes the other way towards him.
Hilarious, and totally apropos.
Hope you can see the irony here.
well anyway... i dont think anyone should lighten up, everyone should speak how they feel at all times. i am far from hurt... the dude was wrong... he wanted to start some shit, big deal... dudes are free start all the shit they want. all i did was say you missed an awesome band for pizza... he isnt into hardcore so our ideals clashed, whatever. i live in the real world and have real problems in my life, this is nothing but the bright spot in a long hard day.
if someone comes around trying to start shit using my name, and my words... i am certainly going to respond and tell it how it is. none of you were at the show, and we are miles beyond different in every aspect of life... esp. music. i live this every day. i dont do it because it is fun... because its not. hardcore isnt about fun, and its not about music... its about having something to say, and i have said all i have to say.
at the end of it all... he still missed a great new band to go get pizza.
if you honestly have a problem... just hit me up.
we arent to hard to find.
nice knowing ya.
-Jim
[May 19,2007 4:01am - kyle NlI ""]
''hardcore isnt about fun, and its not about music'' Jimdeath 2007
shit I have been telling people that for years...you have just summed up hardcore.
which is exactly why it sucks...you couldnt have said it better.
[May 19,2007 4:05am - pam ""]
Dumbfuckinshit said:yea man, i was at that show, dancing for every band having a good time, and i even know the kid you said that too, and it'd be just like him to start all of this.
That kid didn't start this thread. Which has been said about 10 times already. But ok.
And "dancing" is queer.
[May 19,2007 4:08am - pam ""]
JimDeath said: hardcore isnt about fun, and its not about music... its about having something to say, and i have said all i have to say.
at the end of it all... he still missed a great new band to go get pizza.
I really don't even know how to respond to the first part of this, because that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
And is it REALLY so hard to accept that maybe...JUST MAYBE...he didn't like your fucking band?
Stop being silly, seriously.
[May 19,2007 4:15am - JimDeath ""]
you are a fool if you say he didnt start this thread. he came on here and told his friends because he wanted to start shit, thats the type of person he is... which is fine.
and again...
IT WASNT MY BAND!!!
JUST MAYBE!!!!! it was word for word.
and ya... hardcore isnt fun, nor music... because we all didnt grow in the same situations... for a lot of us hardcore and punk was all we had and or have because it provided us with some reality, an outlet, and a place to voice our opinions.
HARDCORE AND METAL KIDS SHOULD NEVER MIX BECAUSE OF THIS.
hardcore isnt a comic book... and im not knocking metal, its just completely different.
[May 19,2007 4:28am - JimDeath ""]
honestly... this is retarded.
the dude starts some shit, running his mouth as usual
none of you were even there
but obviously you know exactly what was said and meant
i dont give a fuck if you dont like hardcore or my band
but its my fuckin life... AND IT WASNT ABOUT MY BAND!
you know what the fuck was said... and i think you are all full of shit.
if you wanna hang on the words of some little bullshit snob thats fuckin fine...
but i will not read your bullshit again.
grow up, join the real world.
get over yourselves.
and keep in touch if there is a problem...
hopefully, i'll see you around.
[May 19,2007 4:33am - pam ""]
So...You have absolutely no fun doing what you do? Totally logical.
And I'm all for hardcore and metal never mixing, I am so for never having to listen to another whiny dude in tight jeans cry about unity and their ROUGH fucking white suburbanite upbringings. I am FINE with never seeing another person have xnamesx. I am EXCELLENT with never having to endure another "outlet" of "voiced opinions" you self indulgent ass. I am beyond excited to never watch another grown ass man do his little fruity fucking dances he practiced in front of his mirror in preparation of showing how fucking angsty and rebellious he is. You don't look tough, you look like a fucking douche bag.
Stop taking yourself so seriously. You're a lowly piece of shit human just like everyone else. Get a fucking diary and stop crying because someone preferred pizza to your or your friends fucking band.
I am a nice fucking person.
[May 19,2007 4:35am - pam ""]
JimDeath said:
but i will not read your bullshit again.
How many more times are you going to say that?
[May 19,2007 11:21am - Arist ""]
Pam just won the thread, again
[May 19,2007 11:23am - Niccolai ""]
kyle NlI said:''hardcore isnt about fun, and its not about music'' Jimdeath 2007
It's about Nike dunks.
[May 19,2007 11:24am - the_reverend ""]
no she didn't.. this is bullshit.
[May 19,2007 11:41am - RichHorror ""]
Women are only right or win arguments when dudes want to bang them. FACT.
[May 19,2007 11:55am - jonnyrites NLI ""]
yeah i'm pretty much a snob. that's why i play keyboards instead of guitars and listen to emerson lake and palmer instead of the cro mags. but its all good, we all wipe our ass with the same hand. lets shake on it.
[May 19,2007 11:58am - jonnyrites NLI ""]
oh and i thought harder the fight had some pretty decent breakdowns. i think jim was outside when they played and missed them.
[May 19,2007 11:59am - jonnyrites NLI ""]
why aren't there more funny images on here? people with photoshop should be adding much needed humor to this thread.
[May 19,2007 1:10pm - pam ""]
the_reverend said:no she didn't.. this is bullshit.
Obviously, I don't actually have a problem with metal and hardcore mixing...I post on RTTP. Everyone is missing the irony. Most of the people on this board are "hardcore" kids. They're just not ignorant and silly.
I'm not trying to "win" the thread, I just figure if we're reducing metal to comic books and pointing out that only xHARDCOREx kids know what reality is...I can play that game, too.
I'm gonna put on some comic book music and wish I knew what reality was now.
*pre-coffee typos
[May 19,2007 1:12pm - RichHorror ""]
This is a dead horse.
This is your beating stick.
Any questions?
[May 19,2007 1:17pm - y_ddraig_goch ""]
jonnyrites NLI said:yeah i'm pretty much a snob. that's why i play keyboards instead of guitars and listen to emerson lake and palmer instead of the cro mags. but its all good, we all wipe our ass with the same hand. lets shake on it.
I use the left, how 'bout you?
[May 19,2007 1:33pm - jonnyrites NLI ""]
usually the right, but i can make an exception. i'm flexible.
[May 19,2007 3:12pm - horror_tang ""]
pam said:the_reverend said:Obviously, I don't actually have a problem with metal and hardcore mixing
Well, I do. They mixed and for the most part the only difference between hardcore today and metal is... Umm, hardcore is dead.
[May 19,2007 3:18pm - Lamp ""]
Hardcore is not dead, but it's much harder to find than the form of music that killed hardcore, dumped its body in the river, and calls itself hardcore today.
[May 19,2007 4:47pm - RichHorror ""]
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[May 19,2007 5:12pm - joe FTW ""]
Lamp said:Hardcore is not dead, but it's much harder to find than the form of music that killed hardcore, dumped its body in the river, and calls itself hardcore today.
haha, i like that, i'm gonna use it in the future.
yo everyone, lets just remember, don't say silly things you wouldnt say to a persons face just because you're safe behind a computer screen. thats lame. no one said anything to them during the show, and i bet no one would if they ever saw hamemr bros again.
[May 19,2007 5:17pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
joe FTW said:Lamp said:Hardcore is not dead, but it's much harder to find than the form of music that killed hardcore, dumped its body in the river, and calls itself hardcore today.
haha, i like that, i'm gonna use it in the future.
yo everyone, lets just remember, don't say silly things you wouldnt say to a persons face just because you're safe behind a computer screen. thats lame. no one said anything to them during the show, and i bet no one would if they ever saw hamemr bros again.
yeah, cause it's trivial, there's no point in discussing it in person
[May 19,2007 5:21pm - RichHorror ""]
All you sallies should just have a tea party and make out with each other.
[May 19,2007 5:29pm - KillerKadoogan ""]
this thread made me remember why I used to post here so much.
hilarious.
[May 20,2007 12:49pm - Andy. ""]
DBH Sunday shows support Hammer Bros AND pizza. Thank you to anyone that came to this show. I didn't know this thread existed until Johnathan told me about it last night at Aaron's.
If you were off at Smileys getting pizza during W4W, I don't see the point of even going to that show then. They probably had the best set next to HB that night.
Get Dos Amigos before, go to the show, mosh, get buffalo chicken pizza pizza after at La Festa. If you NEED a slice during the show, drive down to Smileys. They sell individual slices of pie.
http://www.myspace.com/brickhouseallages
[May 20,2007 1:25pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
this thread and Andy's remark is making me very hungry
[May 20,2007 1:41pm - jimistolazytologin ""]
i think people need to get over themselves
i like hardcore AND metal.
[May 20,2007 2:24pm - Dwellingsickness ""]
I'd rather eat pizza
[May 20,2007 9:22pm - yummy ""]
funny: I ordered pizza the night of this show so HA!
[May 21,2007 9:14am - xmikex ""]
This thread is mine.
Rich Horror and I are the 2 Horsemen of the Pizzapocalypse.
The rivers will overflow with extra cheese
I hate to be the guy that rains on everyone's parade with "facts" but I've been to 10 thousand shows where REAL metal and REAL hardcore bands played together, got along, shared fanbases, and on some occasions were friends. OHHH NOESSS!1!11one!!!
[May 21,2007 9:23am - the_reverend ""]
I eat smiley's pizza once.. in the 90's.
[May 21,2007 10:32am - RichHorror ""]
Sheer Teror has played with Destruction.
Cro-Mags have played with Venom.
You're all a week old to the scene and stupid.
[May 21,2007 10:33am - Yeti ""]
time to send in the pizza patrol :tmnt1::tmnt2::tmnt3::tmnt4:
[May 21,2007 10:35am - RichHorror ""]
In other news, I got a flat last night. I just changed it with another flat tire. I am AWESOME.
[May 21,2007 11:20am - NickReddy ""]
Im thinking about running a diy pizza parlor or having pizza parties as Rest in Pizzas.
[May 31,2007 1:32pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
HAY GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
[May 31,2007 1:53pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
NickReddy said:Im thinking about running a diy pizza parlor or having pizza parties as Rest in Pizzas.
Aren't most pizza places DIY?
I mean, aside from the big chains
You kinda have to Do It Yourself to make pizza.
[May 31,2007 3:10pm - OCR ""]
everyone can enjoy bigsausage pizza! anytime
http://bigsauagepizza.com
[May 31,2007 3:25pm - xmikex ""]
this thread sucks.
[Feb 28,2008 12:20pm - metal_church101 ""]
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Bring it back!!!!!
[Feb 28,2008 12:34pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
xmikex said:this thread sucks.
You're right, it does rule.
[Feb 28,2008 12:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
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[Feb 28,2008 12:48pm - W3 nli ""]
pizzas bad mmmkay
[Feb 28,2008 12:57pm - Yeti ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:[img]
whoa, that kid on the right is one ugly motherfucker.
[Feb 28,2008 1:00pm - xmikex ""]
WHY AM I
GOING INSANE
WHY IS PIZZA
THE ONE TO BLAME
[Feb 28,2008 1:55pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Man, I forgot how great this thread is. Hammer Bros. dude quitting the thread ten times and coming back all pissed off every time when it didn't just spontaneously die after his last word. EPIC, LEGENDARY LULZ.
[Feb 28,2008 3:01pm - contagion ""]
thanks to this thread the working title for the new cadaveryne full length is "pizza".
[Feb 28,2008 3:23pm - Yeti ""]
pizza-land huh? yeah that's lots of fun.
[Feb 28,2008 3:24pm - KPIZZA ""]
I am counting the minutes until I am in possession of a sicilian with extra meatball from Imperial.Allston has two good spots for the pie-LaMama & In Bound.Brighton has Imperial & Little Pizza King.I'm fat.
[Feb 28,2008 3:25pm - RichHorror ""]
hahahaha KPIZZA
[Feb 28,2008 3:33pm - xmikex ""]
PIZZA-FIED
PIZZA-FIED FOR YOUR SINS
[Feb 28,2008 4:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Stuffed crust is to pizza as breakdowns is to hardcore. OLD SCHOOL, YO.
[Feb 28,2008 4:12pm - pam ""]
Goddammit now I want pizza. Fuck this thread.
[Feb 28,2008 5:40pm - metal_church101 ""]
Funny ass shit. Took me most of the day to re-read this thread.
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[Feb 29,2008 3:52am - jonnyrites NLI ""]
THE BEST
[Feb 29,2008 9:59am - contagion ""]
i need pizza right now. preferably from antonios in amherst. nothing like a slice of southwest chicken bacon ranch pizza to accompany a slice of pesto and garlic tortellini with chicken.
fuck.
[Feb 29,2008 10:10am - the_reverend ""]
this thread is pretty much the best.
[Feb 29,2008 7:01pm - jonnyrites NLI ""]
if not the best, at least the most filling.
[Mar 3,2008 11:52pm - metal_church101 ""]
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You all wish you had this tat!!!!
[Mar 4,2008 4:08am - jonnyritesNLI ""]
http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/138236/...ient_Ceremonial_Plaza_Found_in_Peru
seems like they knew a little bit about picking up the change...
[Mar 4,2008 6:33am - DrewBlood@Work ""]
ate pizza last night, again for breakfast, and will be eating it for lunch
[Mar 4,2008 10:42am - Yeti ""]
i think that Woosta Pizza might just be the best pizza place in this entire area. i can't get enough of it. they have an extra large pizza thats like the size of a tire. oh man.
[Mar 5,2008 4:21am - douchebag_patrol ""]
Pizza ist krieg!
bennyhillifier
[Oct 14,2009 2:23pm - metal_church101 ""]
RTTP!!!!
[Oct 14,2009 3:04pm - vladdrac ""]
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[Nov 20,2009 2:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
RTTP CLASSICS
[Nov 20,2009 2:24pm - i_am_not_me ""]
This was that recent? I thought this was like back in 2004 or some shit.
[Nov 20,2009 2:33pm - reimroc ""]
ahh the great thread that started the "Pizza is ruining ____" meme.
[Nov 20,2009 2:35pm - arktouros ""]
GoatCatalyst said:Funny- I thought shitty music and shittier kids were ruining hardcore. PS - I enjoy eating at shows to the extent that I order General Tso's shrimp to be delivered to me at the Wallingford American Legion on a somewhat regular basis. People get butt-hurt when I don't share with them, which makes my food taste even better - like some sort of exotic spice. I can't even begin to imagine the pleasures that would be afforded me if my dining was seen as an act of disrespect to an entire genre.
:nuke::nuke::nuke:
LOL
[Nov 20,2009 2:39pm - Eli_hhcb ""]
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[Nov 20,2009 2:54pm - xmikex ""]
xmikex said:this thread sucks.
WTF?! Why the hell would I say that?!!
[Nov 20,2009 4:28pm - metal_church101 ""]
xmikex said:
xmikex said:this thread sucks.
WTF?! Why the hell would I say that?!!
LULZ. "Hello Me, Meet the real me"
[Nov 20,2009 6:51pm - pam ""]
Hmmm, I've re-read this and DON'T want pizza.
...does that mean hardcore wins?
[Nov 20,2009 7:53pm - HTR ""]
xanonymousx said:where is xstars fell onx
bennyhillifier
Ha, ha... man, I recorded there first demo. Those guys ruled.
[Nov 21,2009 12:34am - DrewBlood ""]
can we get {pizza ruined the scene} for a new title?
[Nov 21,2009 3:34am - SteveSummoned ""]
Really...we're bringing this thread back?
[Nov 21,2009 9:40am - ShadowSD ""]
This is the greatest thread ever. Hardcore guy actually admits hardcore isn't about fun or music, and Pam reminds me how much I missed out by not posting here for a couple years with the best comment ever:
pam said:So...You have absolutely no fun doing what you do? Totally logical.
And I'm all for hardcore and metal never mixing, I am so for never having to listen to another whiny dude in tight jeans cry about unity and their ROUGH fucking white suburbanite upbringings. I am FINE with never seeing another person have xnamesx. I am EXCELLENT with never having to endure another "outlet" of "voiced opinions" you self indulgent ass. I am beyond excited to never watch another grown ass man do his little fruity fucking dances he practiced in front of his mirror in preparation of showing how fucking angsty and rebellious he is. You don't look tough, you look like a fucking douche bag.
Stop taking yourself so seriously. You're a lowly piece of shit human just like everyone else. Get a fucking diary and stop crying because someone preferred pizza to your or your friends fucking band.
I am a nice fucking person.
One day, when I am on my deathbed, knowing it's fairly likely there will be no afterlife, and feeling the pain of dying consume my body, I will still be able to laugh because I will be thinking of this thread.
[Nov 22,2009 11:44am - pam ""]
RTTP: never letting me forget what a grouchy bitch I am.
[Nov 22,2009 12:50pm - Pires ""]
Yeti said:i think that Woosta Pizza might just be the best pizza place in this entire area. i can't get enough of it. they have an extra large pizza thats like the size of a tire. oh man.
I whole heartedly agree. Although burzum still sucks.
[Nov 22,2009 1:53pm - DrewBlood ""]
Pires said:
Yeti said:i think that Woosta Pizza might just be the best pizza place in this entire area. i can't get enough of it. they have an extra large pizza thats like the size of a tire. oh man.
I whole heartedly agree. Although burzum still sucks.
same diameter AND depth? now thats a deep dish!
[May 26,2010 2:24pm - PIZZA EDGE ""]
YO BABY EATAPIZZA
[May 26,2010 2:32pm - Lich_King ""]
pizza thrash
[May 26,2010 2:36pm - metal_church101 ""]
xPOSTxPIZZAxCOREx
[May 26,2010 4:34pm - Doomkid nli ""]
great gravedig
[May 26,2010 4:50pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
I get my dick out to Lou Malnati's
[May 26,2010 10:58pm - randy fucking marsh ""]
hahahhahahahahahahaha!!!! what a fucking FAGGOT!
someone just dress up at pizza the hut at one of their shows.
[May 26,2010 10:59pm - randy fucking marsh ""]
as*
[May 26,2010 11:00pm - RustyPS ""]
bennyhillifier
[May 26,2010 11:21pm - Lamp ""]
lol @ fake hardcore
[May 26,2010 11:26pm - randy fucking marsh ""]
lol at most hardcore
[Jan 19,2011 5:30pm - demondave ""]
I looked up this thread to explain to my wife the origin of these pizza jokes / memes
[Jan 19,2011 5:33pm - bobnomaamrooney ""]
demondave said:I looked up this thread to explain to my wife the origin of these pizza jokes / memes
haha I've had to do the same when I've made ritual and raviolis jokes around my girlfriend.
[Jan 19,2011 7:39pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
nds moar RTTP wiki
[Jan 19,2011 7:51pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]
bennyhillifier
[Jan 19,2011 8:06pm - autofellatio ""]
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Pizza the hutt: Destroyer of "HXC".
This is the best thread in the world.
[Jan 19,2011 8:43pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""]
KPIZZA said:I am counting the minutes until I am in possession of a sicilian with extra meatball from Imperial.Allston has two good spots for the pie-LaMama & In Bound.Brighton has Imperial & Little Pizza King.I'm fat.
LOL'd hard at the I'm fat ending
[Jan 20,2011 3:55am - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Jan 20,2011 11:06am - metal_church101 ""]
ah, the classic.
[Jan 16,2012 9:35am - Spaldino ""]
metal_church101 said:[img]
How hardcore are you?
HAHDCOAR ENUFF 2 LINK ANGELFIRE KEHD
[Jan 16,2012 9:36am - Spaldino ""]
p.s.
NO PIZZA AT SHOWS.
[Jan 16,2012 10:04am - pam ""]
It's kinda blowing my mind that this was almost 5 years ago.
[Jan 16,2012 12:20pm - Lamp ""]
Today... it could very well be another day that involves pizza now.
[Jan 16,2012 12:36pm - yummy ""]
Ah...of course I remember this thread. I've never had a problem eating pizza at HXC shows. I've had issues with smoking pot at a few times. IT turns out Earth Crisis fans don't want wrist bands from someone with a joint behind their ear.
[Dec 7,2016 4:01pm - the_reverend ""]
the original pizzagate.
[Dec 7,2016 5:49pm - NH Brufaggotry ""]
Duncan owes me 18 pizzas!
[Dec 9,2016 12:27pm - Union Representative ""]
Excuse me sir, before you can fart in here I need to see your Union card. Can I see your Union card please?
[Aug 27,2022 8:32pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
check the anti pizza tirade from Greg Iron
bennyhillifier
[Aug 28,2022 12:22am - the_reverend ""]
Richard G was just posting about pizza trash today.