hilarious[views:1872][posts:5]__________________________________ [Dec 5,2003 11:42pm - Kalopsia ""] though this is about a year old, this is from Impaled's website: Students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They are all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. Then the professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that it is necessary that you don't get disgusted." The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the butt of the dead body, withdrew it, and then stuck his finger in his mouth and sucked it. "Go ahead and do the same thing" he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated, and subsequently taking turns, sunk their finger in the butt of the dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said: "The second important quality is observation. I inserted the middle finger and sucked the index. Pay attention people." |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 5,2003 11:47pm - thegreatspaldino ""] BWAHAHAHA! |
| __________________________________ [Dec 5,2003 11:51pm - succubus ""] yeah what spalding said..but lemme add GROSS! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 6,2003 12:27am - the_reverend ""] that's a really old one. I had a friend who went to yale for college. he stole a human arm out of the freezer and kept it at home in his freezer to use as a joke, but never got around to it. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 6,2003 12:52am - DeOdiumMortis ""] Hahahahahahah. I once wore an old man's foreskin as a hat. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 6,2003 8:43am - thegreatspaldino ""] one time i |