Time for a JOKE thread...[views:7525][posts:59]______________________________________ [May 30,2007 12:51am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped in his New York neighborhood barbershop to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said, "Hey, Luigi, How was a da treep?" Luigi said, "Everything was-a perfect except for da train a ride down." What'a you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni. "Well, we boarda da train at Grand Centrala Station. My beautiful Virginia had packed a biga basket a food with Vino and cigars for a me, and a we were looking a "forward to da trip. All was OK until we gotta hungry and opened up a da luncha basket. "The conductor came by, wagged his a finger at us and a say, 'No eat in dese'a car. Must'a use a dining car.' "So, me and my beautiful'a Virginia, we go to dining car, eat a biga lunch and begin to open da bottle of Vino! "Conductor walk by me again, wag his a finger and say, 'No drink'a in dese'a car. Must'a use'a club'a car.' So we go to club'a car. "While'a drinking vino, I start to light'a my big'a cigar. The conductor, he wag'a his finger agin and say, 'No smoke'a in dese'a car. Must'a go to da smoker car.' So we go to da smoker car and I smoke'a my cigar. "Later, my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to da sleeper car and a go to bed. We just about to have'a sex and the conductor, he walk'a through da car corridor shouting at top of his voice, 'NO'FOLK'A, VIRGINIA! NO'FOLK'A VIRGINIA!" |
| ___________________________________________ [May 30,2007 12:59am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] there's already a thread about mistress juliya. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 30,2007 12:59am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] oh, you meant the other kind of joke. |
| _______________________________________ [May 30,2007 1:20am - Y_Ddraig_Goch ""] is that supposed to be funny because they are passing through Norfolk? it wouldn't zing with a lot of people I think, seems a bit outdated too, most people don't understand trains and train conductors calling out stops haha |
| __________________________________ [May 30,2007 7:53am - powerkok ""] Dwyer must be reading a 1982 playboy. That was pretty lame. |
| ______________________________________ [May 30,2007 8:23am - the_reverend ""] I'm betting it as an olympics special. |
| __________________________________ [May 30,2007 8:26am - succubus ""] i thought it was funny |
| ______________________________________ [May 30,2007 8:31am - the_reverend ""] I think you need to be an fob whop to get it. |
| ________________________________ [May 30,2007 8:36am - xmikex ""] powerkok said:Dwyer must be reading a 1982 playboy. That was pretty lame. HAHAHAHAHAHA! |
| _________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:07am - c.dead ""] Yeah, that was a luke warm turd Dwyer; fail. Here is one which is better to actually say to someone, but still funny in writing: "What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" |
| _____________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:16am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] why did hellen keller's dog run away? because you would too if your name was "AAAAAUUAUUUUUUEUUEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR" so cruel how do you punish hellen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:31am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] What was the most violent book Hellen Keller ever read? The Cheese grater. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:31am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] hahahahahahahaha |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:32am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] What do you do after you rape a deaf child? Break her fingers so she can't tell her mom. |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:32am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Q. What's the difference between a clown and a dead 9-year old? A. I've never fucked a clown before. |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:33am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Q. What's the best thing about fucking twenty eight year olds? A. There's twenty of them. |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:33am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Q. Whaddaya get when you pull six feet of razor wire out of a little boy's ass? A. Hard. |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:33am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Q. What's the difference between a baby and an apple? A. You don't cum on an apple before you eat it. |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:34am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Q. When is it appropriate to spit in an Italian woman's face? A. When her mustache is on fire. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:34am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:What do you do after you rape a deaf child? Break her fingers so she can't tell her mom. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that is the greatest joke ever told in the history of time, and i'm going to hell for laughing at it. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:35am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] why don't old people have sex in the morning? have YOU ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?! |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:35am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] here's a good one....... Q. I saw a pirate movie the other day... A. It was rated ARRRRRRRRR! |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:36am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Q. What's the difference between a retarded child and a fucking freak. A. Political correctness. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:37am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Q. What's the difference between a retarded child and a fucking freak. A. Political correctness. oooooo, ouch. you're gonna get attacked via intern3tz for that one. |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:39am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Does it change many dyslexics how to take a lightbulb? |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:40am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Q. Why do dogs lick themselves? A. Because they can't make a fist. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:42am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Q. Why do dogs lick themselves? A. Because they can't make a fist. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i need to stay away from this thread for a while or i'm going to hyperventilate |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:43am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Q: What has 9 arms and sucks? A: Def Lepoard!!!!! |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:45am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Q. Why do Japeneese people have slanted eyes? A. They're still squinting from the flash. |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:46am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Q. What's better than fucking a 5 year old Korean boy. A. Nothing. |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:46am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Q. What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit? A. A showoff. |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:51am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Q. Whats the difference between a pizza and a decapitated 12-year old? A. I don't have a pizza in my trash compactor |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 9:52am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Q. What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead nigger-babies. A. I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. |
| _____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 10:03am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I'm going to have to post Doug of Existence's "Things not to say..." jokes that he wrote. Things not to say in a skinhead bar . . . "C’mon. I’m sure that if I sucked your cock you’d come like every other fag." Things not to say when you get pulled over by a cop . . . "Hey, Ponch. Lemme save you some time. The truck’s stolen and I’m high. Now hurry up and scribble out that ticket before all the smoke gets out." "I was speeding? Thank goodness. I thought you pulled me over because you saw me back there dumping out that bucket of hands." "Shit! Sorry, officer. I left my license on the nightstand this morning. Do you happen to have a phone I could call your mother with?" "It’s not my fault I ran that light, sir. As I began to ejaculate I spilled whiskey on my balls." Things not to say to an adoption agent . . . "Well, my husband and I had our hearts set on an infant, but if there are only toddlers available we don’t mind. The recipe only calls for the fingers." "Hey, honey. I don’t have any ID. I just need one of them young cum canteens for about twenty minutes. Snap to it! I’m on lunch." Things not to say while on a job interview . . . "Hi, I’m here for the . . . You know what? Fuck you and your small talk. Where’s my desk?" "Sorry I’m late, but you should get used to that type of thing with me." "If I bend over do I get benefits?" "Sometimes when I’m sober I work real well." "Yeah! I wanna job. Are you fucking deaf?" "I really don’t want to do any work. I just need a new place to masturbate." "I know this is a very delicate and detail oriented position. Does it matter that I shake sometimes for ten minutes straight?" "I’ll show you a position I’d like to fill." Things not to say to your date’s father . . . "Don’t kiss her goodnight until she brushes her teeth." "Don’t worry pops. I only banged her in the ass so she’s still a virgin." "That whore got hymen blood all over my car seat! You’re getting the cleaning bill, buddy." "Hey, I got a bone to pick with you, Jack. Your daughter spit cum all over my sweater. Here’s the cleaning bill." Things not sa to say during your first sexual experience . . . "Shut up bitch! I’m not raping you." "Hey, stink-ass. Ever hear of douche?" "I can’t wait until I’m finished with you so I can get back to shellacking my Erector-set model of the USS Enterprise." Things not to say to a dying person . . . "I know you’re in a lot of pain, but look at it this way . . . I feel great!" "Not to make things any worse, but I’ve been fucking your wife. And oh, by the way, Lucy isn’t really your daughter either." "There seems to be no reason why you couldn’t live for 2-3 more years. But you’ll have to carry your bowels and lower intestines around in a chilled Thermos." Things not to say in an elevator . . . "If we get stuck in here you know I’m going to eat you to survive. Right?" Things not to say while at a funeral or a wake . . . "Wow! That truck really fucked him up, huh?" "Well at least you’ll save some money on diapers." "Look. Let’s stop pretending any of us gave a flyin’ fuck about her when she was alive, okay? Where’s the buffet?" "Oh God, look! He’s breathing! April Fools!" "We will all miss him dearly. What was that prick’s name again?" "You could have saved a shit load of money if you just let me dump ‘em down the river." Things not to say on a first date . . . "Breath mints aren’t that new of an invention." "Before I buy you dinner I need to know if you’re gonna blow me later?" "Mom says I’m a great lay!" "Yikes! Good thing I masturbated before I picked you up." "I’d fuck ya. But I must be honest. I’ll be thinking about someone else." Things not to say while on trial . . . "Personally, I think all judges are fags." "Whoa! You mean I’m not being tried for that little boy I fucked?" "By the way, did you happen to find my stash of crack in that dead Girl Scout’s cunt?" "Does fucking your daughter help my chances at getting parole?" Things not to say at the pearly gates of Heaven . . . "Yeah, that nun I sodomized said I was going to Hell. I’m here for a second opinion." Things not to say to your to your patients (if you're a gynecologist) . . . "Yes. I know. I get that all the time. But seriously, this new tool only feels like a penis." "Holy shit that’s a hairy snatch! Sorry. I mean . . . wow, look at that bush!" "Don’t worry. I don’t get as aroused doing this as I used to." "Christ, that smell ruined a perfectly good hard on." "Yes, I am sorry. But it is imperative that I see if my fist fits entirely into your vagina." "Now hold still, please. I’m coming." Things not to say to your patients (if you're a pediatrician) . . . "This is gonna hurt like a bitch!" "It’s funny how your parents brought you here to see if you’re sick. Considering that they don’t love you." "Okay, take a deep breath. By the way, did you know that Santa’s fake?" Things not to say to your patients (if you're a dentist) . . . "As soon as the anesthesia takes effect, I will proceed to rub my cock against the roof of your mouth." "Not to worry. I’m not too drunk to do a root canal." "Good news is that I can take the damaged tooth out today. The bad news for you is that I’m going to punch you in the mouth so hard I might knock some of the good ones out too." "Uh-oh! I did it again, silly me. I forgot to clean the tools after that scurvy ridded leper came in for a check up. I don’t think I used this tool yet." Things not to say to your high sschool students . . . "I understand that you can’t afford anything to write with. Well everyone knows that your father wastes all your family’s money on underage Haitian prostitutes." |
| _________________________________________ [May 30,2007 11:14am - This_Is_Heresy ""] Q: Whats the worst part about fucking a 7 year old? A: Getting the blood out of your clown costume. |
| _________________________________________ [May 30,2007 11:15am - This_Is_Heresy ""] Q: How do you make a six year old cry twice? A: Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. |
| _____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 11:25am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Q. How do you get rid of Job for a Cowboy and Shadows Fall all at once? A. Give somebody in either band AIDS. |
| _____________________________________ [May 30,2007 11:32am - immortal13 ""] Q. What's the difference between pizza and a jew? A. Pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Q. What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and acne? A. Acne comes on your face after your 8 years old. Q. How do you fit 500 jews in a car? A. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, all the rest in the ash tray So there were three vampires going to a bar. The first one asks for a Bloody Mary, so the bartender makes him one. The second vampire asks for a straight shot of blood, so the bartender makes him one. The third vampire asks for just a glass of water. Confused, the first two vampires ask "Why just water?" The third vampire takes out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea." |
| _____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 11:36am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Q. What's the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson? A. One's white, made of plastic, and is dangerous for your kids to play with. The other one, you put your groceries in. Q. There's 2 black guys and a white guy in a car... who's driving? A. The cop. |
| _____________________________________ [May 30,2007 11:39am - immortal13 ""] Q. How can you tell if Micheal Jackson has a date? A. There's a bigwheel in his driveway. Q. How do Micheal Jacksons kids know when it's bed time? A. When the big hand touches the little hand. Q. Who was the best jewish cook? A. Hitler |
| _________________________________________ [May 30,2007 11:48am - DestroyYouAlot ""] immortal13 said:Q. How do Micheal Jacksons kids know when it's bed time? A. When the big hand touches the little hand. *snort* |
| _____________________________________ [May 30,2007 12:01pm - RichHorror ""] Q. What's long and hard on a black man? A. Third grade. |
| ______________________________________________ [May 30,2007 12:08pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] what do most people have to say to michael jackson when they see him at the beach? "excuse me sir, you're in my SON" (better when spoken, not typed, for obvious reasons) what do michael jackson and caviar have in common? they're both black and come on small crackers |
| _____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 12:08pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Q What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? A Niggers. Q. What do black men say during foreplay? A. "If you scream, Bitch, I'll kill you!" Q. What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with a black? A. Someone who comes to your door and calls *you* a motherfucker. Q. What do steroids and the KKK have in common? A. They both make blacks run real fast. Q. Why were there no blacks in the cartoon "The Flintstones"? A. Because they were still monkeys at the time. Q. Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? A. To get their shit back of course!! Q. Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A. "Kentucky Fried Chicken" isn't open on holidays Q. Why was the wheelbarrow invented? A. To teach blacks to walk on their hind legs. Q. What do you call a black man in Harvard University? A. The janitor Q. How does a black get into an honest business? A. Usually through the skylight. Q. What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A. The pizza can feed a family of four. Q. Why are pussy and blacks alike? A. Because they both have kinky hair, big lips, and smell 1 hour after washing.. Q What is a black birth certificate? A. A refund letter from a condom company. Q. How do you get a black kid to take a shower? A. Open a fire hydrant, and start selling crack on the other side. Q. What should you say if your TV is floating across your bedroom in the middle of the night? A. "Drop it nigger!" Q. What do you call one black man in a crowd of white people? A. Maine. Q: What's got 100 balls and fucks blacks? A: A 12 guauge shotgun. Q. Do you know why blacks hate asprin? A. You have to WORK to break the seal. A. You have to pick through cotton to get to the pills. Q. Why was the little black boy sitting in the corner crying? A. He had diarhea and he thought be was melting. Q. why do they put cotton batten on the top of pill containers? A. to remind the black's they were cotton pickers before they were drug pushers Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Because their knee grows. Q. What's worse than dying of cancer? A. Being black and dying of cancer. Q. Whats the difference between a black person and a pothole? A. You don't wanna hit the pothole. Q. Why is there only two palbearers at a nigger's funeral? A. Because their is only two handles on a garbage can! Q. Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? A. Identification Q. Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats? A. So birds won't shit on their lips Q. Why do niggers smell so bad? A. So blind people can hate them too Q. Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time? A. He doesn't know he's black Q. Why can't Stevie Wonder read? A. He's black Q. How do you get a nigger down from a tree? A. Cut the rope Q. What's the difference between a deer in the road and a nigger in the road? A. The deer has skid marks in front of it Q. Why are niggers so strong? A. T.V.'s are getting heavier Q. Why are niggers so fast? A. All slow ones are in jail Q. How do you stop a nigger from drowning? A. Take your foot off his head Q. What is the difference between batman and a black man? A. Batman can go out at night without robin Q. What's the definition of mass confusion? A. Father's Day in Harlem Q. Why shouldn't you hit a nigger riding a bike? A. Because the bike is probably yours Q. What do black kids get for Christmas? A. Your bike Q. Why do niggers have red eyes after having sex ? A. Because of the pepper spray Q. What's the difference between a nigger and a bike? A. When you put chains on a bike it doesn't start singing Q. What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A. A good start Q. Why are the trees in harlem so close together? A. Public transportation Q. What's long and black? A. The unemployment line Q. What do black people give their daughter when she turns 13? A. A baby shower Q. What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a nigger? A. A dumb gorilla Q. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a nigger? A. Nothing, monkeys are too smart to fuck niggers Q. What do niggers and sperm have in common? A. Only one in two million work Q. Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? A. Because of the pubic hair on their heads. Q. How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? A. He promised to create jobs for them if elected. Q. What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree? A. A gorilla shit in his face Q. Remember the black guy on The Jetsons??? A. No?? Now doesn't the future look bright? Q. There's 2 black guys and white guy in a car. Who's driving? A. The cop Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance? A. 144 niggers. Q. Why do police dogs lick their asses? A. To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth. Q. How do you stop a nigger from going out? A. Pour more gas on him. Q. How does a black woman fight crime? A. She has an abortion. Q. What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A. Neighbor. Q. Why did so many niggers die in Vietnam? A. When their commander yelled "get down!" they all got up and danced. |
| _____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 12:10pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Q: What do you get when you light a dead baby on fire and kick it down a flight of stairs? A: An erection. Q. Why do you put a baby in a food processor feet first? A. To see the expression on it's face. Q: Why couldn't the baby turn around in the hall? A: Because it had a javelin stuck through its head. Q: What's more fun than nailing a baby to a fence? A: Ripping it back off. Q: What's red and goes around and around? A: A baby in a garbage disposal! Q: What is blue and gooey and crawls up a woman's leg? A: A homesick abortion. Q: What's red and white, and goes at speeds up to 40MPH? A: A baby in a blender. Q: What's pink and spits? A: A baby in a frying pan. Q: What's red and screams? A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt. Q: What's easier to load on a truck: babies or bricks? A: Babies... you can use a pitchfork! Q: What is bright blue, pink, and sizzles? A: A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet. Q: What is pink and red and silver and bumps into walls? A: A baby with forks in its eyes. Q: What is pink and red and gurgles? A: A baby munching on razor blades. Q: What's blue and sits in a corner? A: A baby with a plastic bag over its head! Q: What is brown, bubbly and scratches at the window? A: A baby in a microwave. Q: How do you cross an auditorium full of babies? A: With a snow blower. Q: What's red and hangs in trees? A: A baby that has been hit by a snowblower. Q: Why is it so groovy to be a test tube baby? A: Because you get a womb with a view. Q: How do you load a pile of dead babies on a truck? A: Pitchforks. Q: How do you load a pile of LIVE babies on a truck? A: Pitchforks. Q: What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby? A: You can't fuck a rock. Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: 3/4 glass ginger ale, two scoops of ice cream and a scoop of dead baby. Q: What's better than tying babies to your bumper and crashing? A: Tying them to your tires and skidding. Q: Why does the husband always bring boiling water at a birth? A: In case the baby dies, he can make soup. Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road? A: He was stapled to the chicken. Q: What's red and hangs from the ceiling? A: A baby on a meathook. Q: Why do babies have a weak spot in the top of their skulls? A: So if there's a fire in the hospital, the nurses can carry them out six at a time. Q: What is worse than running a baby over with a car? A: Getting it out of the tires. Q: What's the difference between a baby and a bagel? A: You can put a bagel in the toaster... You have to put the baby in the oven. Q. What is funnier than a dead baby? A. A dead baby in a clown suit. |
| ___________________________________ [May 30,2007 12:13pm - BOBDEAD ""] A nun walks into a titty bar and walks up to the bartender and says "Get me a whiskey in a dirty glass,cocksucker or I'll pull your fucking teeth out with a pair of plyers"....(snare roll/cymbal crash) |
| _________________________________ [May 30,2007 12:27pm - Raycm ""] Two guys are sitting on the front porch watching a dog laying in the grass licking its dick, one guy looks to the other and says i'll bet you wish you could do that and the other guys says yeah!.....but that dog would bite me fer sure. |
| ______________________________________ [May 30,2007 12:45pm - Josh_Martin ""] A black and a jew walk into a bar and the bartender says "You two, get the fuck out of here!" |
| ______________________________________ [May 30,2007 12:46pm - Josh_Martin ""] I liked Junior's joke on the Sopranos What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? "Hello ladies" |
| ______________________________________ [May 30,2007 12:47pm - Josh_Martin ""] What do you say to a black jew? "Get in the back of the oven!" |
| ______________________________________ [May 30,2007 12:48pm - Josh_Martin ""] Did you hear about the jew with a hard-on who ran into a wall? He broke his nose. |
| ______________________________________ [May 30,2007 12:50pm - Josh_Martin ""] How many rape victims does it take to change a light bulb? Fifty one. One to change the bulb and fifty to ask for it. |
| ______________________________________ [May 30,2007 12:51pm - Josh_Martin ""] A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground. The priest says "hey, let's fuck those kids over there" The rabbi replied "fuck 'em out of what?" |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 1:37pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Josh_Martin said:A black and a jew walk into a bar and the bartender says "You two, get the fuck out of here!" hahahahahahaha |
| _________________________________________ [May 31,2007 11:02am - This_Is_Heresy ""] Anybody have a favorite pickup line? This is mine: "Hey baby... Lets not turn this rape into a murder." |
| _______________________________________ [May 31,2007 11:06am - Whoremastery ""] Q.what did the tampon say to the other tampon? A.Nothing..they were both stuck up cunts! |
| ____________________________________________ [May 31,2007 11:21am - Armed_With_A_Mind ""] A guy is preparing for a weekend fishing trip by packing the car. He goes into the house and his wife isn't packing like he expected, so he says "You better get packing, your coming on this fishing trip." She replied with "I don't want go, I hate fishing." Then the husband says "Well you have 3 options, you can come on the trip with me, we can have anal sex or you can give me a blow job." The wife says "Well, I guess I'll think about it." So the husband goes and finishes packing the car and comes back in. The wife has made her descion and she says "I really don't wanna go so I guess I'll give you a blow job." The wife starts to give him oral pleasure and she stops and says "this tastes like shit, what did you do!?" The husband replys with "The dog didn't want to come fishing either" I thought it was good stuff |
| ________________________________ [May 31,2007 11:57am - ghey ""] why did all the blacks move to detriot cuz they heard there were no jobs there |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 6,2007 5:40pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] :LOL: |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 6,2007 10:14pm - fuck logging in ""] A bear goes up to a rabbit and asks, " when you shit does the shit stick to your fur." the rabbit says "no" so the beatr wiped his ass with the rabbit. |