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[Jun 1,2007 1:12am - Jess_4444 ""]
fuck you all
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[Jun 1,2007 1:15am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
Haha what an addict.
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[Jun 1,2007 1:27am - Lamp ""]
If it's anything like the other Zelda games, hit A again to pick it up and then A again to throw it in front of you while moving.
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[Jun 1,2007 1:28am - Jess_4444 ""]
thats the problem though..when i press A it automatically drops it...
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[Jun 1,2007 1:32am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
try this...

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[Jun 1,2007 12:41pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
I don't understand what would convince you to suck your own dick.
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[Jun 1,2007 12:43pm - ZJD ""]
ConquerTheBaphomet said:I don't understand what would convince you to suck your own dick.


It probably feels a lot like someone else sucking your dick. Someone else sucking your dick feels pretty nice.
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[Jun 1,2007 12:45pm - y_ddraig_goch ""]
what the fuck is with this thread? it is incomprehensible even by RTTP standards.
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[Jun 1,2007 12:50pm - Lamp ""]
That's because the original post was edited.
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[Jun 1,2007 12:50pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
ZJD said:ConquerTheBaphomet said:I don't understand what would convince you to suck your own dick.


It probably feels a lot like someone else sucking your dick. Someone else sucking your dick feels pretty nice.




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[Jun 1,2007 1:45pm - immortal13 ""]
ZJD said:ConquerTheBaphomet said:I don't understand what would convince you to suck your own dick.


It probably feels a lot like someone else sucking your dick. Someone else sucking your dick feels pretty nice.



Someone else sucking your dick does feel very nice, but I'd imagine that sucking your own would hurt the neck after a little while.
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[Jun 1,2007 1:55pm - ZJD ""]
immortal13 said:ZJD said:ConquerTheBaphomet said:I don't understand what would convince you to suck your own dick.


It probably feels a lot like someone else sucking your dick. Someone else sucking your dick feels pretty nice.



Someone else sucking your dick does feel very nice, but I'd imagine that sucking your own would hurt the neck after a little while.



Practice, yo.
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[Jun 1,2007 1:59pm - ZJD ""]
ConquerTheBaphomet said:ZJD said:ConquerTheBaphomet said:I don't understand what would convince you to suck your own dick.


It probably feels a lot like someone else sucking your dick. Someone else sucking your dick feels pretty nice.




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Because you can't do that with tripod hosted images:
http://lolwtfbbq.tripod.com/o_rly/thumbnails/400x300/aidsrly.jpg


Are you suggesting that I am going to get AIDS from sucking my own dick?
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[Jun 1,2007 2:00pm - immortal13 ""]
Image ain't working on my computer.
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[Jun 1,2007 2:59pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
I know what getting my cock sucked feels like I'm just saying I wouldn't want to do it to myself when I have a girlfriend who loves it. So, also what I'm saying is, get a girlfriend.

And before any of you say anything about me being a God boy and having a girlfriend and it being OMG YOU SUCK AT LYFE!!!!111 HAHAHA......shut the hell up.
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[Jun 1,2007 3:03pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
ha god boy
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[Jun 1,2007 3:09pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
I'LL GUT YOU FOO!!
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[Jun 1,2007 3:26pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
you did in fact set yourself up for that one.
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[Jun 1,2007 3:47pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Sit on your hand for a while until the bloodflow is cut off and it goes nice and numb. Then jerk off. Its like getting a hand job from someone else.
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[Jun 1,2007 3:48pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:you did in fact set yourself up for that one.


Yes, I know.
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[Jun 1,2007 3:49pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Josh_Martin said:Sit on your hand for a while until the bloodflow is cut off and it goes nice and numb. Then jerk off. Its like getting a hand job from someone else.



the problem with that is i dont have good jerk off mechanics with my left hand.

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[Jun 1,2007 3:51pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
I can use both hands.
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[Jun 1,2007 4:20pm - Josh_Martin ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:Josh_Martin said:Sit on your hand for a while until the bloodflow is cut off and it goes nice and numb. Then jerk off. Its like getting a hand job from someone else.



the problem with that is i dont have good jerk off mechanics with my left hand.




What, does your right hand have shit all over it or something? You wipe your ass with it like a cameljockey? Use your right hand.
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[Jun 1,2007 4:21pm - Josh_Martin ""]
ConquerTheBaphomet said:I can use both hands.


I wish God would call you home.


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[Jun 1,2007 4:22pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
Yea me too. I don't fear death and you wanting it is even sweeter.
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[Jun 4,2007 11:35pm - ZJD ""]
Sorry to bump this thing, being 4 days old and all. I want to continue this discussion.
CTB, you never answered me about getting AIDS from blowing myself, and I'm legitimately curious as to what you meant by that picture. Also, I have a girlfriend, but she isn't around every time I want a mouth on me, so if my mouth could be that mouth, well, you know.
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[Jun 5,2007 3:59pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
Well, I don't even know what picture I posted now because it doesn't show up anymore.

Anyway, I honestly don't think you could get AIDS from yourself because that would mean your body already makes AIDS cells. It is impossible.

If you want to suck yourself, by all means, go for it, then post it on pornotube.com.
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[Jun 5,2007 4:04pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Josh_Martin said:FuckIsMySignature said:Josh_Martin said:Sit on your hand for a while until the bloodflow is cut off and it goes nice and numb. Then jerk off. Its like getting a hand job from someone else.



the problem with that is i dont have good jerk off mechanics with my left hand.




What, does your right hand have shit all over it or something? You wipe your ass with it like a cameljockey? Use your right hand.



So let me get this straight... you're telling me there is another way to whipe my ass?!

:tightiewhities::tightiewhities::tightiewhities::tightiewhities::tightiewhities:

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[Jun 6,2007 10:38am - Yeti ""]
Josh_Martin said:Sit on your hand for a while until the bloodflow is cut off and it goes nice and numb. Then jerk off. Its like getting a hand job from someone else.



the technical term is "The Stranger"


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