Knocked Up[views:9344][posts:76]__________________________________ [Jun 4,2007 10:10pm - brian_dc ""] I thought this had the potential to be super gay and not very funny but I laughed quite a bit throughout. Maybe I'm becoming less jaded and cynical. fuck it, I recommend it. After watching every episode of Freaks and Geeks it's fun to watch Judd Apatow movies and see nearly every character from that show pop in. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 4,2007 10:13pm - the_reverend ""] I can't see this movie cause I would be the one saying really really loudly "WHY DOESNT SHE JUST GET AN ABORTION!?!" |
| _______________________________ [Jun 4,2007 10:14pm - yummy ""] I haven't seen it but I think you should. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 4,2007 10:15pm - brian_dc ""] the_reverend said:I can't see this movie cause I would be the one saying really really loudly "WHY DOESNT SHE JUST GET AN ABORTION!?!" they talk about it briefly. My guess is that because otherwise there wouldn't be a premise for a movie just a theory |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 4,2007 10:16pm - the_reverend ""] I think the premise for the movie is stupid and they should turn it into a 5minute short that is the video for a cannibal corpse song. EOS |
| _______________________________ [Jun 4,2007 10:18pm - yummy ""] Why don't you tell us how you really feel? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 4,2007 10:20pm - the_reverend ""] sorry, carina and I have had many talks around about how stupid it is. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 4,2007 10:30pm - yummy ""] I just want you to go to a theatre and scream "WHY DOESNT SHE JUST GET AN ABORTION!?!?". That's all. We share the same sentiment about the movie. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 4,2007 10:40pm - DUG_nli ""] fantastic movie. not as funny as 40 year old virgin but I'm sure it'll catch up after repeat viewings. you look like robin williams' knuckle. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 5,2007 12:19pm - pam ""] the_reverend said:I can't see this movie cause I would be the one saying really really loudly "WHY DOESNT SHE JUST GET AN ABORTION!?!" I was wondering the same thing when I saw the preview. I'll probably rent it. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 12:26pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] i thought this was an awesome movie. 40 year old virgin was definitely the better of the 2, but knocked up had a lot more small jokes tossed all over the place. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 12:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Freaks and Geeks was a great show |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 1:01pm - HailAtWork ""] the_reverend said:I can't see this movie cause I would be the one saying really really loudly "WHY DOESNT SHE JUST GET AN ABORTION!?!" Exactly, I don't see how the movie would last more than 10 minutes...people have one night stand, the idiots don't use a condom, the next day she runs to the AIDS clinic, finds out she's knocked up, gets an abortion, the end. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 1:07pm - HailAtWork ""] This movie can't possibly show women in a favorable light either, considering she's dumb enough to have the kid in the movie right? what's the angle on that? entrapment? the old "if I'm knocked up he'll have to stay with me and get narried" right? Does one of them at least get herpes or crabs? |
| ____________________________ [Jun 5,2007 1:37pm - pam ""] I think it's pretty shitty to say that just because a woman doesn't want to have an abortion that she's casting an unfavorable light on women. I'm pretty sure she doesn't expect to get married and just tries to get to know the dude and see what happens. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 5,2007 1:44pm - xmikex ""] yummy said:I just want you to go to a theatre and scream "WHY DOESNT SHE JUST GET AN ABORTION!?!?". That's all. We share the same sentiment about the movie. A bunch of us should go with coat hangers. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 1:59pm - largefreakatzero ""] The only upside I can see to this horrendous flick is the hotness of what's-her-face. I am assuming she shows nothing, though. Plus, I'm not sure I can get past the fact of how annoying she is in Grey's Anatomy. Then again, all the characters are fucking annoying in Grey's Anatomy. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 2:42pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] HailAtWork said:This movie can't possibly show women in a favorable light either, considering she's dumb enough to have the kid in the movie right? what's the angle on that? entrapment? the old "if I'm knocked up he'll have to stay with me and get narried" right? Does one of them at least get herpes or crabs? or we could all just look at the movie as a MOVIE, not a legitimate demonstration of the process of how a woman chooses to have or not have a baby. this is not real life, this is a movie that was filmed based on the screenplay written for the movie. fucking christ. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 2:43pm - brian_dc ""] I am enjoying the fact that everyone who is bashing this movie has not seen it. it was funny meh |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 2:47pm - largefreakatzero ""] brian_dc said:I am enjoying the fact that everyone who is bashing this movie has not seen it. it was funny meh I find it is much more enjoyable to shit on something I know nothing about. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 5,2007 2:53pm - xmikex ""] Every woman who chooses not to have an abortion is a slave to oppressive American patriarchy and George Bush. Everyone's mother EVER was wrong. and George Bush, and Dick Cheney, and George Bush. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 2:53pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i fart in your general direction. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 2:57pm - brian_dc ""] Yes, every unplanned child should be aborted, therefore this movie is ridiculous. Right? I got a C in a philosophy class once, I know how arguments work. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 3:00pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] every child should be aborted in real life, but in movies they can have as many kids as they want. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 3:07pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 3:08pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] imagine if every child was actually the band aborted? how would that work? |
| ______________________________ [Jun 5,2007 3:29pm - Murph ""] HailAtWork said:This movie can't possibly show women in a favorable light either, considering she's dumb enough to have the kid in the movie right? what's the angle on that? entrapment? the old "if I'm knocked up he'll have to stay with me and get narried" right? Does one of them at least get herpes or crabs? IT'S A FUCKING MOVIE. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 3:30pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] that's what i said too murph. glad to see we're on the same wavelength, haha. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 3:31pm - HailAtWork ""] pam said:I think it's pretty shitty to say that just because a woman doesn't want to have an abortion that she's casting an unfavorable light on women. I'm pretty sure she doesn't expect to get married and just tries to get to know the dude and see what happens. Aren't you supposed to get to know someone before you get knocked up? I'm pretty sure she throws her life away and becomes the stereotype of a hormonal bitch. It's a great message for the kids. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 3:35pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] it doesn't fucking matter what anyone sees or doesn't see in a movie. people are going to do stupid things no matter what the consequences may be. if you want something like this to bitch about, watch some soap operas with a bunch of bored housewives. also, think about the fact that there are plenty of women who are LOOKING to get pregnant all over the place, regardless of a father figure. and in conclusion, why would someone watch this movie and then say, "this movie really makes me want to go out and knocked up by some stranger so i can put myself through living hell for up to 9 months trying to figure out if i want to keep the baby or not." have some fucking commong sense! |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 3:57pm - the_reverend ""] the only thing funny in this thread is that andy watches grey anatomy. haha |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 4:23pm - largefreakatzero ""] the_reverend said:the only thing funny in this thread is that andy watches grey anatomy. haha Blow me. My wife watches it and our house is very small. As much as I try to avoid it, I catch bits and pieces of the stupid show, enough to know that it sucks. Alright, I admit it, McDreamy is haawwwt! |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 4:45pm - HailAtWork ""] I have a low tolerance for stupid movies, so much so that I end up going to a theatre about once a year now, because the movies over the past 10-15 years have sucked so horribly for the most part. Why anyone woould pay $10 to sit thru this is beyond me. If anyone had common sense, they wouldn't look at the perview for this and go "wow, that looks great!". |
| _______________________________ [Jun 5,2007 4:46pm - xmikex ""] There are a lot of theaters that show movies that don't cater to the Sarah Jessica Parker Demographic. George Bush wants you to see this movie. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 5:23pm - DUG_nli ""] this board leaves me speechless at times. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 5:37pm - brian_dc ""] haha...I got free movie passes when the projector fritzed out during Hot Fuzz, which I loved. So when my roomates wanted to go see this movie I wasn't going to be a self-righteous prick and say, "oh I've heard this movie is stupid and it's kind of a weak premise" and just hang out by myself like a reject all day. I went in with low expectations and enjoyed it. Damn, Hail, you're way over-excited about this. |
| __________________________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 5:44pm - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] I went to see this with work on Friday, since there's not much to do at the office anymore. I expected it to be dumb, and like Brian, I was presently surprised. I laughed A LOT. Seriously, I thought it was wicked funny. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 5,2007 5:49pm - Murph ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:it doesn't fucking matter what anyone sees or doesn't see in a movie. people are going to do stupid things no matter what the consequences may be. if you want something like this to bitch about, watch some soap operas with a bunch of bored housewives. also, think about the fact that there are plenty of women who are LOOKING to get pregnant all over the place, regardless of a father figure. and in conclusion, why would someone watch this movie and then say, "this movie really makes me want to go out and knocked up by some stranger so i can put myself through living hell for up to 9 months trying to figure out if i want to keep the baby or not." have some fucking commong sense! why don't you get some common sense and shit on my chest. It's been 6 months Mark, your promises are as weak as Ryan White circa 1991. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 6:16pm - HailTheLeaf ""] I'm over-excited because they've truly run out of good ideas for mainstream movies, and I felt my IQ dropping during the previews for this. Where the fuck are the Coen brothers when you need them? They make good stupid movies. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 5,2007 6:51pm - xmikex ""] brian_dc said:haha...I got free movie passes when the projector fritzed out during Hot Fuzz, which I loved. So when my roomates wanted to go see this movie I wasn't going to be a self-righteous prick and say, "oh I've heard this movie is stupid and it's kind of a weak premise" and just hang out by myself like a reject all day. I went in with low expectations and enjoyed it. Damn, Hail, you're way over-excited about this. yeah say hi to your good pal George Bush you fucking fascist. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 7:27pm - brian_dc ""] xmikex said:yeah say hi to your good pal George Bush you fucking fascist. BUSH IS A PATSY! I only role with Rove. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 8:15pm - joey umbrella ""] half of you are fags. it was a funny movie. if you are living your life by movies and crying about scripts and shit like that, well then you are so gay. i saw this and laughed, so i guess it did the trick. but everyone is a critic. you want real life movies and scripts, quit typing and go do the funny plots you thirst for. haha |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 9:03pm - niccolai nli ""] Hail the leaf, you work at KFC. Shut up. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 9:30pm - VoidExpression ""] Apatow can do no wrong as a director. This movie was hilarious and it was nice to see his actors from throughout the years together again. Good stuff! |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2007 9:52pm - HailTheLeaf ""] niccolai nli said:Hail the leaf, you work at KFC. Shut up. Are you on crack? |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 6,2007 2:57am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Murph said:MarkFuckingRichards said:it doesn't fucking matter what anyone sees or doesn't see in a movie. people are going to do stupid things no matter what the consequences may be. if you want something like this to bitch about, watch some soap operas with a bunch of bored housewives. also, think about the fact that there are plenty of women who are LOOKING to get pregnant all over the place, regardless of a father figure. and in conclusion, why would someone watch this movie and then say, "this movie really makes me want to go out and knocked up by some stranger so i can put myself through living hell for up to 9 months trying to figure out if i want to keep the baby or not." have some fucking commong sense! why don't you get some common sense and shit on my chest. It's been 6 months Mark, your promises are as weak as Ryan White circa 1991. hey man, the invitation was there and you passed it up. and who the fuck is ryan white??? |
| ______________________________ [Jun 6,2007 6:13am - Murph ""] google him. that statement was funny and no one embraced it. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2007 9:14am - christopher ""] i saw the movie, and the girl keeps the baby because she wants to, and it doesnt force each other to be together against their will. I thought it was pretty good, I only went causes of my lady. They cover all the confusing ass bullshit that goes on in relationships pretty well i thought. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 6,2007 11:29am - SkinSandwich ""] HailAtWork said:pam said:I think it's pretty shitty to say that just because a woman doesn't want to have an abortion that she's casting an unfavorable light on women. I'm pretty sure she doesn't expect to get married and just tries to get to know the dude and see what happens. Aren't you supposed to get to know someone before you get knocked up? I'm pretty sure she throws her life away and becomes the stereotype of a hormonal bitch. It's a great message for the kids. Yeah, and you give a fuck about kids after seeing a dad pull his kids out of a car by their hair and you do nothing about it. Shut your useless mouth for a change you hypocrite. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 6,2007 11:31am - SkinSandwich ""] By the way you pot head fucker, don't ever do this for the sake of humanity. :HUMP: |
| __________________________________ [Jun 6,2007 11:57am - brian_dc ""] respond to my movie threads with furious rage, people. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 6,2007 12:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Murph said:google him. that statement was funny and no one embraced it. i don't google guys. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 6,2007 12:47pm - Yeti ""] the girl in the previews looks hot. also, everyone knows that when you are having an unprotected one night stand, PULL OUT!! its way more fun anyways because you'll probably never see her again, and you can shoot that shit anywhere you like. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 6,2007 12:48pm - Yeti ""] and if you do see her again, you'll know that she is cock hungry, so it wont matter anyways. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 6,2007 1:05pm - PatMeebles ""] I saw it and liked it a lot. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 6,2007 1:09pm - HailAtWork ""] SkinSandwich said:HailAtWork said:pam said:I think it's pretty shitty to say that just because a woman doesn't want to have an abortion that she's casting an unfavorable light on women. I'm pretty sure she doesn't expect to get married and just tries to get to know the dude and see what happens. Aren't you supposed to get to know someone before you get knocked up? I'm pretty sure she throws her life away and becomes the stereotype of a hormonal bitch. It's a great message for the kids. Yeah, and you give a fuck about kids after seeing a dad pull his kids out of a car by their hair and you do nothing about it. Shut your useless mouth for a change you hypocrite. I didn't see it, the people who live right next to him told me about it. If the guy had been neutered I wouldn't have to listen to him yell at kids he didn't want all day. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 6,2007 1:13pm - xmikex ""] Two words for everyone who liked this movie: Seig Heil. I couldn't possibly be more upset about a PG-13 Movie. ARRRRRR!!!!! |
| _________________________________ [Jun 6,2007 1:47pm - brian_dc ""] no way this movie was PG-13. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 6,2007 1:48pm - brian_dc ""] but I appreciate all of your effort in this thread. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 6,2007 2:28pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] xmikex said:Two words for everyone who liked this movie: Seig Heil. I couldn't possibly be more upset about a PG-13 Movie. ARRRRRR!!!!! your regime is falling, mein fuhrer (sp?). this was an R rated movie, for they show the vajay...real or not, it's a vajay. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 6,2007 3:03pm - xmikex ""] George Bush |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 6,2007 3:12pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] DEAD IN A FRIDGE |
| ______________________________ [Jun 6,2007 9:31pm - yummy ""] Dead Baby Erection. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 6,2007 11:57pm - Niccolai ""] HailTheLeaf said:niccolai nli said:Hail the leaf, you work at KFC. Shut up. Are you on crack? At least I don't live in your sister's basement and work at KFC. Gamecube. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 10,2007 10:36am - Dankill ""] Oh snap son.........he said GAMECUBE! |
| ________________________________ [Jun 10,2007 1:21pm - FAH-Q ""] What does george bush have to do with this movie? You fucking freak. narrow minded numbskull |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 10,2007 3:12pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] FAH-Q said:What does george bush have to do with this movie? You fucking freak. narrow minded numbskull you clearly don't read this board enough to understand that he was joking. congrats. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 10,2007 3:35pm - the_reverend ""] last time I saw MFR, I thought he was knocked up. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 10,2007 4:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] for the 4th time. i have to close my legs. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 13,2008 12:04pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] holy shit i saw this movie the other day. fucking hilarious. i thought it was actually more well done than Superbad. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jan 13,2008 12:17pm - Fuck_Logging_In_NLI ""] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_White its like Philadelphia meets Sixteen Candles meets Boys Don't Cry meets Boyz n da hood. and no it wasn't funny. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 13,2008 6:32pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] oh, well if you say it wasnt funny then i guess it wasnt. pfft. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 13,2008 7:51pm - BlackoutRick ""] largefreakatzero said:brian_dc said:I am enjoying the fact that everyone who is bashing this movie has not seen it. it was funny meh I find it is much more enjoyable to shit on something I know nothing about. Epitome of ignorance. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 14,2008 3:36am - dothecharles ""] FuckIsMySignature said:holy shit i saw this movie the other day. fucking hilarious. i thought it was actually more well done than Superbad. amen to that one |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 14,2008 4:00am - RichHorror ""] Eh, it had it's moments. I thought it dragged a lot in parts. Seth Rogan is still my baby boy, though. All his movies should just have his scenes with all other scenes he isn't in cut out. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 14,2008 9:43am - largefreakatzero ""] BlackoutRick said:largefreakatzero said:brian_dc said:I am enjoying the fact that everyone who is bashing this movie has not seen it. it was funny meh I find it is much more enjoyable to shit on something I know nothing about. Epitome of ignorance. Hahaha -- someone from Blackout Frenzy is calling me ignorant? Newsflash: your band is terrible, please find a new hobby. Alright, well I did eventually see this crappy movie, and BIG SURPRISE, it SUCKED. I did not laugh once. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 14,2008 9:58am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Looking forward to finally seeing this - folks I know whose recommendations I trust have given it the thumbs up, and I was super into 40YOV and Super Bad. Anybody see the preview of that new Happy Madison flick with Allen Covert and the fat kid from Grandma's Boy/Super Bad? |