cheese heroin? what the fuck?[views:1837][posts:9]_______________________________ [Jun 12,2007 10:35am - Yeti ""] http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/12/cheese.heroin/index.html kids are so retarded now. if they were told cum would get you high, there would be a surge in cum snorting. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 12,2007 10:40am - FuckIsMySignature ""] thats how emo kids get high... snorting cum through crazy straws. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 12,2007 10:46am - tomxnli ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 12,2007 10:52am - FuckIsMySignature ""] ... starring - Michael Yay, Adam William Adams and Peggy Egg? hahaha i refuse to believe people actually had those names. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2007 9:22pm - xanonymousx ""] [img] that looks like sawdust. why would anyone even try heroin now? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 12,2007 9:31pm - Archaeon ""] I love how they talk of how bad it will be if it spreads yet they are advertising it for it by having that article. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 13,2007 3:14am - Dwellingsickness ""] Looks like Parmesan cheese. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 13,2007 7:41am - Metal Mega-Stud ""] Eh, who can really be surprised. Here's an encounter I recently had with a DARE table outside a CVS. True story, too. DARE Cunt: Can I speak to you for a moment? Handsome Me: No thanks, I don't agree with exposing kids to private adult behavior. DARE Cunt: We're trying to keep kids away from drugs! Dashing Me: How? Statistically, your little program has turned more kids ON to recreational drugs than all the pushers, rap stars, and Cheech and Chong movies combined. It's been a dismal failure, a waste of millions of taxpayer dollars, and has met the chopping block in over 20 states. DARE Cunt: But this is the "new" DARE program we're trying! Goddam Sexy-Assed Me: What's new about it? Are you just cutting through the bullshit and buying Junior's weed for him? DARE Cunt: Thank you, have a good day. As I walked away, I couldn't help but ponder the fact that I had just purchased a pack of cigarettes... a recreational drug which is deadly, highly addictive, causes immediate and long-term effects on non-users, and is completely legal. Amazing. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 13,2007 8:52am - FuckIsMySignature ""] haha i enjoy wearing my DARE shirt whilst taking massive bong rips. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 13,2007 9:22am - largefreakatzero ""] Metal Mega-Stud said:Eh, who can really be surprised. Here's an encounter I recently had with a DARE table outside a CVS. True story, too. DARE Cunt: Can I speak to you for a moment? Handsome Me: No thanks, I don't agree with exposing kids to private adult behavior. DARE Cunt: We're trying to keep kids away from drugs! Dashing Me: How? Statistically, your little program has turned more kids ON to recreational drugs than all the pushers, rap stars, and Cheech and Chong movies combined. It's been a dismal failure, a waste of millions of taxpayer dollars, and has met the chopping block in over 20 states. DARE Cunt: But this is the "new" DARE program we're trying! Goddam Sexy-Assed Me: What's new about it? Are you just cutting through the bullshit and buying Junior's weed for him? DARE Cunt: Thank you, have a good day. As I walked away, I couldn't help but ponder the fact that I had just purchased a pack of cigarettes... a recreational drug which is deadly, highly addictive, causes immediate and long-term effects on non-users, and is completely legal. Amazing. Haha -- I like how you were handsome, dashing AND goddamned sexy all within one conversation. |