Dethklok pain waver[views:6166][posts:6]_________________________________________ [Jul 30,2007 12:43pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] DETHKLOK CONCERT "PAIN WAIVER" Standard Issue As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen I, _________________________, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document. Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed. I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed, though I will be thanked for dying should this be a filmed event going straight to the DVD marketplace, but NOT if this is a filmed IMAX event (as credit space is limited). Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during this concert that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead. Finally, thank you for coming to see DETHKLOK live. We understand you have many METAL concert choices out there and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK. _________________________ Printed Name _________________________ Signature _________________________ Date _________________________ Social Security # _________________________ Bank Account, Credit card and PIN Number |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 30,2007 12:45pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] hahahaha awesome |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 30,2007 12:49pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] From an IGN interview: http://tv.ign.com/articles/718/718760p1.html |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 30,2007 3:48pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ha: Nathan Explosion IRL: [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 30,2007 4:06pm - thegreatspaldino ""] corpsegrinder is nathan explosion IRL |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 30,2007 4:20pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] STOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 30,2007 4:24pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] thegreatspaldino said:corpsegrinder is nathan explosion IRL |