Possibly the painiest pain that ever was pained:[views:1441][posts:15]________________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 12:58pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Pulling out nose hairs. Wakes you right the fuck up, though. |
__________________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 1:03pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] thats actually a hobby of mine... second only to rocking. |
___________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 1:04pm - PatMeebles ""] Ever had a needle poked into your fingernail to relieve pressure after it had been crushed after getting slammed in a steel door? Nope. Didn't think so. |
__________________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 1:06pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] PatMeebles said:Ever had a needle poked into your fingernail to relieve pressure after it had been crushed after getting slammed in a steel door? Nope. Didn't think so. ha that happened to me when i was like 6 years old. dont forget about the part where they heat that fucker up to a million degrees before jabbing it into your throbbing digit. |
_______________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 1:14pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] PatMeebles said:Ever had a needle poked into your fingernail to relieve pressure after it had been crushed after getting slammed in a steel door? Nope. Didn't think so. Pfft - if by "had" you mean "did it myself," then sure. I'm pretty into self-surgery. |
___________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 1:14pm - PatMeebles ""] Yep. Doctor said it's a worse pain than childbirth. Coincidentally, I was also 6-7 when this happened. |
_______________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 1:14pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ok, are we talking about under, or through? |
________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 1:20pm - C.DEAD ""] I tear out my ingrown toenails and sometimes the entire nail in both of my big toes. It beats actually living with them. |
________________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 1:23pm - metal_church101 ""] Ingrown toenails suck. The doctors can actually put a chemical in where your toe nail grows to keep it from growing so you won't get them any more. |
_____________________________ [Aug 1,2007 1:25pm - Yeti ""] kidney stones. |
________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 1:30pm - C.DEAD ""] metal_church101 said:Ingrown toenails suck. The doctors can actually put a chemical in where your toe nail grows to keep it from growing so you won't get them any more. Yeah, i did this the other week on my right foot. Have yet to do the other foot out of laziness. I think i am waiting to see if it actually works so i don't have to go through it again for nothing. Seriously, the novacaine shots hurt WAY more than me tearing out the ingrown. And yes, kidney stones. I think i will leave that one alone. |
________________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 1:31pm - metal_church101 ""] The novicaine shot for an ingrown toe nail is dire agony. |
_______________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 1:43pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] For realz, dislocating my shoulder a few weeks back still takes the cake, in my experience. YMMV. |
___________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 1:52pm - murph nli ""] Worst pain I've ever felt, which I've had the pleasure of experiencing on two seperate occasions, was straining the intercoastal muscles (bewtween your ribbies). Once from wrestling with a roommate, and once from a terrible car accident. It makes you completely immobile without heavy drugs, and leaves your breathless often. Diagnosis? GHEY. |
_____________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 2:03pm - deadlikemurf ""] Yeti said:kidney stones. yeti is correct. |
____________________________________ [Aug 1,2007 3:20pm - horror_tang ""] Disc herniation at C5-6 requiring surgery, followed by L5-S1 herniation requiring surgery and now C6-7 herniation that has not been fixed yet (worse fucking pain on this earth). |