bathrooms @ work[views:1688][posts:26]______________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 12:55pm - the_reverend ""] I like to bring my cellphone in here and post. like I'm doing now. I used to bring my nintendo DS in and play games until the auto-light thing turned the lights off. I don't do that anymore... *sniff* ew, it stinks in here! this place smells like shit! |
| ________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 12:59pm - xmikex ""] At my old job I'd sit in the bathroom for 30 minutes at a time doing crossword puzzles. Holy shit I hated that job. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 7,2007 1:00pm - Yeti ""] the loudest thing on earth is the silence of a men's bathroom. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 1:02pm - sacreligion ""] no, the loudest thing on earth is when someone tries to slowly let out a fart in the silence of a men's bathroom but it just reverberates due to some cleverly designed acoustics |
| ____________________________ [Aug 7,2007 1:12pm - ZJD ""] Smellypoop.com used to have a huge guide to all things poo that included lots of advice on how to poop at work. People who try to open the door to your stall are called turd burglars. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 1:37pm - DomesticTerror ""] at my work we have unisex bathrooms (single stall, obviously.) there's this one broad who has the most rank vagina on the planet. she's like 5'2" and 300 lbs. everyone at work talks about it, it's that bad. it's awful. you go in thinking, "ok, i can hold my breath for 30 seconds." you can't. it makes you gag, eyes water, stings the back of your throat. as soon as you walk in, you have to walk right back out. it even sticks to your clothes. some days, she uses all 3 bathrooms, and we're doomed. a bunch of us now have a code system to signal which bathroom is "cleared." we've tried everything. complained to management, various air freshners, etc. (btw, there's no worse smell than fruit and rotten cunt mixed. you just stop eating fruit.) i even bought a power strip and lined it with 6 glade plug-ins. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 1:42pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] hahahaha you cant be serious. but if so..wow, just wow. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 1:46pm - DomesticTerror ""] dead serious. you can smell it from the other side of the building sometimes. hell, i can smell it just from walking behind her. every day she's on the phone with her doctor at break. when she hangs up i wanna hit redial and say "doc, can you please give her something for her twat? it's awful! you know...you must know..." |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 1:54pm - deadlikemurf ""] has anyone told her? |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 2:00pm - largefreakatzero ""] I came out of the bathroom yesterday and clocked some poor girl in the side of the head with the door. Now we have signs that say "Open Door slowly due to Pedestrian Traffic". I need to spend more time on the road, it's gay here. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 2:01pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] largefreakatzero said:I came out of the bathroom yesterday and clocked some poor girl in the side of the head with the door. Now we have signs that say "Open Door slowly due to Pedestrian Traffic". I need to spend more time on the road, it's gay here. Try, "Caution: Doors open sometimes; please do not walk into them." |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 2:01pm - DomesticTerror ""] no. my boss said if she quits, heads will roll. we're lacking in her dept as is, and she is very good at what she does. she (boss) said she'll handle it. this has been going on for like a year now. luckily, we just got these cool gas masks for the spraying dept. i'm just gonna wear one of those when i hit the jon. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 7,2007 3:21pm - Yeti ""] DomesticTerror said:at my work we have unisex bathrooms (single stall, obviously.) there's this one broad who has the most rank vagina on the planet. she's like 5'2" and 300 lbs. everyone at work talks about it, it's that bad. it's awful. you go in thinking, "ok, i can hold my breath for 30 seconds." you can't. it makes you gag, eyes water, stings the back of your throat. as soon as you walk in, you have to walk right back out. it even sticks to your clothes. some days, she uses all 3 bathrooms, and we're doomed. a bunch of us now have a code system to signal which bathroom is "cleared." we've tried everything. complained to management, various air freshners, etc. (btw, there's no worse smell than fruit and rotten cunt mixed. you just stop eating fruit.) i even bought a power strip and lined it with 6 glade plug-ins. oh man, that is fucking vile. there are tons of horrid smells i can deal with, but that is not one of them. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 4:18pm - DomesticTerror ""] i don't understand how someone can not realize how horrible their cunt smells. what does she think? "snnnnfff...oh yeah, that's healthy." don't fat chicks understand the concept of lift up the front, apply soap, repeat as necessary? for this year's x-mas swap, i'm bringing in douche. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 4:20pm - DomesticTerror ""] Yeti said: there are tons of horrid smells i can deal with, but that is not one of them. exactly. i tell people about this, and they think "ok, that's gross, but get over it. it can't be THAT bad." It is! I've seen people literally FALL out of the bathroom. We have clients use these bathrooms, for fuck's sake. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 4:31pm - largefreakatzero ""] DomesticTerror said:i don't understand how someone can not realize how horrible their cunt smells. what does she think? "snnnnfff...oh yeah, that's healthy." don't fat chicks understand the concept of lift up the front, apply soap, repeat as necessary? for this year's x-mas swap, i'm bringing in douche. Perhaps when she goes for the swipe-and-sniff, she is picking the wrong skin fold? |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 5:16pm - DomesticTerror ""] i suspect she's wiping back to front. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 5:20pm - Brandon.. ""] I masturbate in the bathrooms at work. Its a single stall |
| _________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 5:20pm - Niccolai ""] Why not just fire her and get a man to do here job? there's no way a woman is better for the job then a man. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 5:22pm - deadlikemurf ""] TELL HER THAT HER PEE PEE SMELLS. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 5:27pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] just get her an early birthday present. i'm sure she'll take a hint. [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 6:38pm - Fuck Logging In ""] I like to hold my bowl movements before I go to work so I get paid to shit |
| ________________________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 7:06pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] deadlikemurf said:TELL HER THAT HER PEE PEE SMELLS. Hey Murf, weren't you in the Dig last week? |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 7:38pm - JDDomination ""] I'm going to quote my friend Gwen by saying "the smell of raw cunt could gag a maggot!" truth |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 7,2007 9:50pm - Fuck Logging In ""] yous guys ain't nothing but a bunch of homos. If it ain't smellin' like south boston , it ain't a woman. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 7,2007 9:54pm - NIGGER ""] Fuck Logging In said:I like to hold my bowl movements before I go to work so I get paid to shit YOU DOIN REAL GOOD SON EXCEPT THE WORK PART TRY WELLFARE EVERY PIMPS GOTTA DO IT |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 8,2007 9:45am - DestroyYouAlot ""] DomesticTerror said:i suspect she's wiping back to front. Hurrk... Hurrk... Ok, I'm alright. OSHI- :pukeface: |