A Modest Proposal: Epic and Legendary RTTP Thread Archive[views:70219][posts:148]________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:13pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] There have been so many nuggets of comedy gold shat forth from RTTP, I think it'd be cool to have them all linked somewhere for For example: joe christianni poser of metal IT BEGINS the Wretched Asylum threads PART ONE THE RETURN the new KSE troll invasion THE OPENING SALVO REGARDING DIO the BlackMetalLady saga THE GOATWHORE THREAD THAT STARTED IT ALL SOME CRAP WITH A CANCELLED SHOW MORE CRAP WITH A MISSING GUY MISSING GUY SHOOP POLL LOTS OF STUFF WITH HORSES BLACKMETALLADY WINS THE ANNOYING POLL SUPER GIANT MEGA THREAD OF BUTTHURT LOL BLACKMETALLADY STRIKES BACK DIRECTOR'S CUT AND SPECIAL FEATURES RANDOM GOATWHORE BITCHING WITH AN APPEARANCE BY THREADKILLER THE LEIGH RUSH WORKOUT HOUR JOSH MARTIN AND BLACKMETALLADY HOLDING HANDS WITH FLOWERS BLACKMETALLADY WON'T BOOK A.C. OR SHAVE HER VAG OH NOES MY PHONE NUMBER BLACKMETALLADY WANTS TO DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING 207-807-0009 IS PROBABLY NOT HER NUMBER ANYMORE RICH HORROR AND THE SCREAMING NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS ARE PLAYING (AND NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK BLACKMETALLADY) HOW DRUNK WOUD YOU HAVE TO BE TO FUCK LEIGH RUSH? BML & PAM HAVE WORDS ROUND 2 BLACKMETALLADY ACTUALLY INSPIRED THE RTTP FORUM IGNORE FUNCTION AND HIDING COMMENTS MISCELLANEOUS WHINING BLACKMETALLADY AND KEITHMUTINY GET INTO IT (AND BY "IT" I MEAN SEX) LILY MUNSTER DIES; ATTENTION WHORING ENSUES BLACKMETALLADY IS CHRIST-LIKE CHIODO WRAPUP THREAD: LAST KNOWN SIGHTING Jesus fuck, this bitch inspired a lot of threads. If I missed anything noteworthy, let me know. Fuck. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:15pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] RTTP's Greatest Shits |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:19pm - Sinistas ""] the BlackMetalLady saga, Fuck The Fire Department, and Attn: Rich Horror should all be added. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:19pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] LINX PLOX |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:23pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] dont forget about BRIAN PEPPERS APPRECIATION. in fact, never forget. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:27pm - Yeti ""] hahaha that Wretched Asylum stuff is brutal. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:28pm - Sinistas ""] FTFD: http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=42357 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=42459 Attn: Rich Horror: http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=36225 Hobby Rockers: http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=36232 Chiodos: http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=35698 |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:31pm - the_reverend ""] I saw you searching for "Wretched Asylum" ****THE NEVERENDING THREAD OF DEATH**** STOP EMO HAIRCUTS...(video) AKA the preggo-17yo kiwi cut throat in a mess aka the "cop" dude posting Cannibal Corpse 7/8/04 Manchester,NH aka RustedAngel vs CSDO (dwyer said it's the best thread in the thread) original SInce I dont know what most of you look like.......... girl from MA that's considerably well known...naked aka: the second time I was threatened with a lawsuit |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:33pm - the_reverend ""] original don't punch girls |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:34pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Edited to top. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:36pm - the_reverend ""] TAFC Toss A Fish Crew take II |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:40pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] DestroyYouAlot said:the BlackMetalLady saga THE GOATWHORE THREAD THAT STARTED IT ALL SHE LOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN HORSE. do you get it now? clllllllassic. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:43pm - the_reverend ""] ones that I'm not about to find 1) disco paul 2) Chan vs Derekm 3) the head butt thread that made Rustedangel go away 4) Rustedangel vs CSDO and I'm sure the list goes on... |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:54pm - RichHorror ""] What, no Hammer Bros./Pizza thread? |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:58pm - abhorred ""] mastamindz |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 3:59pm - passerby'er ""] And what about my threads? |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:02pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] passerby‘er said:And what about my threads? they suck. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:02pm - RichHorror ""] haha yeah, Mastamindz was some classic shit. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:07pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] DestroyYouAlot said:the BlackMetalLady saga THE GOATWHORE THREAD THAT STARTED IT ALL I believe it started in a thread that one of the members of Death Among Thieves posted, actually. I'm too lazy to find it. The recent Aystole thread was pretty entertaining, especially after coming home from Florida, laid up in bed with mono. It brought much joy to me. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:13pm - KillerKadoogan ""] meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemorieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:16pm - Niccolai ""] This is an awsome idea for a thread. Women of Ma hardcore thread: http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=30621 |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:18pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I just started updating the top post. Fucking hell, going through those BlackMetalLady thread just about broke me. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:22pm - the_reverend ""] what about Jim vs. the Hurricane? Hell within vs. Abhorred? |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:24pm - the_reverend ""] what about the one where baneofexistence went away and cameback a week later as subjugate |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:26pm - abhorred ""] RTTP vs. Bay State Rock 13 winters |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:27pm - Niccolai ""] This thread should just be called "threads Niccolai is the man in". |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:30pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] POST LINKS FUCKERS |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:31pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Niccolai said:This thread should just be called "threads Niccolai is the man in". "threads in which Niccolai is the man" |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:33pm - Niccolai ""] "threads niccolai be the man in, yo" |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:37pm - RichHorror ""] Niccolai and xmikex are RTTP MVPs for life. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:37pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Niccolai said:"threads niccolai be the man in, yo" Threads Niccolai be all up ins repin' that isht. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:38pm - RichHorror ""] Threads Niccolai be alls up in yo area. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:38pm - RichHorror ""] Or grill. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:39pm - Niccolai ""] RichHorror said:Niccolai and xmikex are RTTP MVPs for life. I could never be on the same page as that kid, he should be writting for the onion. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:40pm - RichHorror ""] You should shut your whore mouth when men are talking. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:50pm - Niccolai ""] It's my hot body. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:51pm - RichHorror ""] I love it when I try to cum on your tits but it all ends up in your belly button. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:56pm - Niccolai ""] And then you mix it with ritalin and snort it out with a medical straw. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:57pm - RichHorror ""] I refuse to snort with anything other than a hundred dollar bill. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 4:57pm - Niccolai ""] Not really an RTTP thread but, Joe Christianni fact generator v2: http://www.freewebs.com/automata/2jcfacts.html |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 5:28pm - dreadkill ""] hell within fag wanting to fight everyone joe notcommon talking to that girl about strawberries dipped in ice cream and throwing up taco bell on her. anything castledoomerown related. chariots of fire fest thread from 2002 |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 5:31pm - timjohnny1492 ""] ya make a hall of fame |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 5:40pm - dreadkill ""] what about the best thread ever? msd and xmikex as black guys! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 5:42pm - the_reverend ""] yes! I was going to find that thread, but forgot. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 6:07pm - DomesticTerror ""] yeah, the Nate vs Chickie/ Red Cross debacle was great. and don't forget MSD's "Nothing makes me laugh more..." thread. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 8:00pm - KillerKadoogan ""] Abhorred vs. Hell Wythyn |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 8:37pm - i_am_lazy ""] I have another modest proposal: Eat children. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2007 11:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] dreadkill said:what about the best thread ever? msd and xmikex as black guys! +1,000,000 internets |
| ______________________________ [Aug 16,2007 1:33am - afar ""] dreadkill said:<<what about the best thread ever? msd and xmikex as black guys!>> I checked that daily from my job earlier this year, definitely a winner. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 16,2007 4:21pm - Niccolai ""] I can't even view that thread anymore, it freezes my IE window. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 16,2007 4:26pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] The images are all weird in it too. You can see the UBB-type code and all the images appear twice. :( This started happening after rev made some change. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 16,2007 4:31pm - Niccolai ""] Yea Aaron, you see what happens when you try and fuck with child pronz? you end up farking teh entire internetz. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 16,2007 4:32pm - the_reverend ""] huh, I needs to fix its. huh.. I also need to do some paging for people with the sux ass computers. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2007 1:18am - the_reverend ""] what about the one where everyone super pissed at nile for cutting hypocrisy's set when (in the end) it was hypocrisy's tech who just misundestood. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2007 2:53am - Niccolai ""] Or the one where Nile went to a summer camp for being overwieght and met alot of good friends on the way there, but when Nile arrived at the camp, it had new ownership (played by ben stiller) and he wanted Nile to lose weight real bad so he busted their balls until they formulated a zani plan and exposed him to their parrents, and then in the end Kevin Costner realizes his true home was in the water. No wait, that was water world. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2007 4:04pm - Niccolai ""] I love Kevin Costner. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 21,2007 9:09am - xmikex ""] BAHAHAHAHAHA post by Terence at Jul 10,2004 6:33pm Back in 1990, me and Chris Barnes wrote all of CC's catalog...yeah, me and Immortal go way back, fishing with Abbath's son...good times. Oh then there was that time when me and Nodtveidt burned down some churches and killed some fags. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 21,2007 9:46am - the_reverend ""] terence was hilarious the more he decended into madness |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 21,2007 9:58am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Link, plox? |
| ________________________________ [Aug 21,2007 3:56pm - xmikex ""] Where in the world is Chiodo? |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 21,2007 4:01pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I've been reading BlackMetalLady threads all day. Those were glorious times, my friend - when men were men, women were women, and horses were kicked the fuck off RTTP. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 21,2007 4:06pm - the_reverend ""] http://migueloliveras.com/ |
| __________________________________ [Aug 21,2007 4:46pm - Niccolai ""] How have I never seen that site before? [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 21,2007 4:49pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Oh my fucking LOL. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 21,2007 5:06pm - Niccolai ""] Of course we all know chiodo is really tom from myspace in desguise. [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 24,2008 2:04pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Some new faves: VULGAR DISPLAY SEEKS DRUMMER FROM GODSMACK (LULZ STILL IN PROGRESS!) AC @ TEH COMPOUND http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=41468 ASYSTOLE http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=42819 P.S.: http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47565 chris barnes appreesh http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47474 P-QUAN AND FRIENDS http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=39366 RTTP OLD MEME-GASM (STARTING WITH "2 lesbians share chocolate") http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47248 RTTP presidential poll and flamewar (RON PAUL LOL) http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47078 SHADOWS SMILE CAPTION CONTEST http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=43008 BEST METALCORE BAND POLL /R/ETURNS http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=8369 ABBATH VS MSD'S DOG http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47077 naming xmikex's cat http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=46936 |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 24,2008 2:05pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] THE NIGHT OF HEATH LEDGER-CHAN/R/, COLLECTOR'S EDITION http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47552 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47553 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47521 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47587 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47546 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47534 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47549 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47532 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47566 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47576 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47574 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47551 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47522 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47528 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47558 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47353 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47548 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47536 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47550 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47525 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47545 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47516 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47524 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47541 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47540 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47529 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47530 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47533 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47520 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47526 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47527 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47523 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47518 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47519 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=47517 |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 24,2008 2:10pm - KillerKadoogan ""] I can't believe all of our photo-shopping was for naught. They still haven't even found the motherfucker. I mean, that WAS why we were doing it? Right guys? GUYS?! |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 25,2008 1:58pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] SULLY FROM GOSDSMACK PWNS GIRL ON 93 IN HIS H3; HOPEFULLY IS PWNED IN RETURN BY LEGAL SYSTEM http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=40707 |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 20,2009 2:23pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] RTTP CLASSICS GREATEST HITS COLLECTION |
| ________________________________ [Nov 20,2009 2:34pm - babby ""] ITT: someone with way too much time on their hands |
| _____________________________ [Nov 20,2009 2:36pm - pam ""] Niccolai said:This thread should just be called "threads Niccolai is the man in". or "threads Pam is a bitch to other people in" yeesh. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 20,2009 2:38pm - reimroc ""] This better stay on the first page longer than AxCx @ the compound ever did. |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 20,2009 2:41pm - Swollen Donkey ""] Yea is anyone going to that show tonight?? |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 20,2009 2:41pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] lol |
| __________________________________ [Nov 20,2009 2:49pm - archaeon ""] needs more yuqi hu |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 20,2009 2:53pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] LINK IT THEN MR SMARTPANTS |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 20,2009 2:56pm - RichHorror ""] ITT: Yuqi Hu |
| __________________________________ [Nov 20,2009 2:56pm - McGrant ""] I just need more pink strats ;-* *kiss* |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 20,2009 9:51pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] Radical Dirt Biker has always been my favorite poster and Chiodo was my favorite thread. Something about making fun of someone that is universally hated by making jokes about her missing and quite possibly dead friend just really struck a chord with me. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 20,2009 10:30pm - pam ""] DrewBlood@Work said:Radical Dirt Biker has always been my favorite poster and Chiodo was my favorite thread. Something about making fun of someone that is universally hated by making jokes about her missing and quite possibly dead friend just really struck a chord with me. It's threads like that that bring people together. <3 |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 20,2009 10:41pm - the_reverend ""] like the snake that consumes its tail. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 22,2009 6:37pm - reimroc ""] reimroc said:This better stay on the first page longer than AxCx @ the compound ever did. |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 22,2009 7:14pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] NO MENTION OF BOVA? Heathens. |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 22,2009 10:22pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 4,2009 10:37am - DestroyYouAlot ""] BEST CHIODOS POLL the_reverend said:is this on the epic threads list? Well, it is now in any case. |
| _________________________________________ [May 18,2010 12:45pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] DestroyYouAlot said: the BlackMetalLady saga THE GOATWHORE THREAD THAT STARTED IT ALL Jesus fuck, this bitch inspired a lot of threads. If I missed anything noteworthy, let me know. Fuck. A CHALLENGER APPEARS MEtal chicks who don't really like metal. In true RTTP fashion, satellite threads spring up: Non-MEtal chicks who really like metal. MEtal chicks who don't really like anal. MEtal guys that don't really like metal.. attn bloodeyebetty What happened to Bloodeyebetty? |
| _________________________________________ [May 18,2010 1:03pm - Swollen Donkey ""] Anyone know what time the show is at??? |
| __________________________________ [May 18,2010 1:10pm - sinistas ""] dreadkill said:joe notcommon talking to that girl about strawberries dipped in ice cream and throwing up taco bell on her. Finally found it. "I know Al Ravage personally" hahahahaha http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=2524 |
| ________________________________________ [May 18,2010 1:12pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] sinistas said: dreadkill said:joe notcommon talking to that girl about strawberries dipped in ice cream and throwing up taco bell on her. Finally found it. "I know Al Ravage personally" hahahahaha http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=2524 AWWWWW SHIT |
| _____________________________________ [May 18,2010 1:59pm - ouchdrummer ""] funny time |
| ________________________________________ [May 18,2010 2:09pm - blessed offal ""] typical metalheads... "RTTP is decent, but the old shit was better" |
| ________________________________________ [May 18,2010 2:16pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I only like their first album. |
| _________________________________ [May 18,2010 2:43pm - Doomkid ""] Both original Bova threads NEED to be here. PS: DYA update the OP! |
| ___________________________________________ [May 18,2010 2:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] RTTP TABLE OF CONTENTS COMING SOON |
| _________________________________ [May 18,2010 3:26pm - reimroc ""] RTTP RAPES DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM TONIGHT NEWS AT 11 |
| ________________________________ [Mar 5,2011 7:19pm - reimroc ""] there we go. |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 6,2011 12:00am - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] DestroyYouAlot said:I only like their first album. garage demos recorded on a boombox or terrorist |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 10,2011 11:13am - DestroyYouAlot ""] The saga of Megan Halpin "the incident" http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=74282&highlight=fest "the fallout" http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=74301 "a wild troll appears" http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=74303 "consequences will never be the same" http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=74301 "terrorizer/frontier/NEBM crossover post" http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=74379 "cool story, bro" http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=74387 "fake bloodeye betty vs. halpin" http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=74397 |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 10,2011 11:42am - aaron_michael ""] Disco Paul/Skinless/Dying Fetus |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 10,2011 11:50am - DestroyYouAlot ""] aaron_michael said:Disco Paul/Skinless/Dying Fetus links or GTFO |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 10,2011 12:54pm - aaron_michael ""] DestroyYouAlot said: aaron_michael said:Disco Paul/Skinless/Dying Fetus links or GTFO http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=2549 |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 10,2011 8:45pm - douchebag_patrol ""] DestroyYouAlot said: 207-807-0009 IS PROBABLY NOT HER NUMBER ANYMORE It is. I just called it. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 10,2011 9:52pm - reimroc ""] its FAT UPPER PUSSY AREA not that he'll ever see this. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 2,2011 6:05pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Killer Wail meltdown / Dreaded Silence dudes got 99 problems but a lack of girlish internet drama ain't one http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=76778 |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 2,2011 6:06pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Aug 2,2011 6:31pm - Doomkid ""] DYA, can you update OP to include all the new ones? I am too lazy to scroll. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 2,2011 6:42pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Doomkid said:DYA, can you update OP to include all the new ones? I am too lazy to scroll. nope. You can't edit a post after [SOME INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME]. you'll just have to suffer. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 11,2011 12:07pm - AndrewBastard ""] IMMATURE |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 11,2011 8:47pm - Lamp nli ""] RTTP could really use a new thread or two by someone who just doesn't get it at all... the threads with universal mockery of a Leigh Rush or progmetaldrumr type smoke the pants off anything we've seen on here lately. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 12,2011 7:37am - Yeti ""] agreed. all of this troll nonsense is annoying. we need actual people. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 12,2011 9:36am - Mark_R ""] I'll try to think of something. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 8,2011 3:35pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] DICK IS BRO: THE AWAKENING http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=60937 (aka DRUMMER THAT SLAMS THEN SINS OFF THE FACES LISTING TO OUR MUSIC) |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 8,2011 11:05pm - Lamp nli ""] I still laugh uncontrollably at the dick is bro thread. Best meme in RTTP history. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 9,2011 1:58am - Randy_Marsh ""] Dick is bro is the best thing that halpin'd to me. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 14,2012 10:09pm - destroyyoualot ""] School shooting in CT; David Gold's mother begins the healing: http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=82957 |
| _________________________________ [Dec 14,2012 11:01pm - KEVORD ""] this was last year but its important. http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=75709&highlight=ghost |
| _________________________________ [Dec 14,2012 11:13pm - KEVORD ""] This is one of my all time favorites. http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=19016&highlight=emo+haircuts |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 14,2012 11:17pm - joeyvsdavidlopan ""] :point: I burned maybe 5 pounds reading that one. That one might be my favorite. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 15,2012 12:07am - destroyyoualot ""] KEVORD said:This is one of my all time favorites. http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=19016&highlight=emo+haircuts Kow-wee! I can't believe that's not already on here somewhere. edit: It is. Officially the trendiest thread of 2011: KEVORD said:this was last year but its important. http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=75709&highlight=ghost |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2012 1:06am - arilliusbm ""] No love for the original duck duck goose thread or the status of,boston thrash or heliofight? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 15,2012 1:19am - Garth Algar ""] That thread cracked me up if that's any consolation Aril. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 15,2012 9:31am - DestroyYouAlot ""] arilliusbm said:No love for the original duck duck goose thread or the status of,boston thrash or heliofight? Post links or STFU |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2012 9:51am - arilliusbm ""] heliofight: http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=73413&highlight=Helio |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2012 9:55am - arilliusbm ""] the status of thrash in boston: http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=69033 |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2012 9:56am - arilliusbm ""] duck duck goose: http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=70231 |
| _________________________________ [Dec 15,2012 10:11am - KEVORD ""] This too. The attention spencer m. clark thread: http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=78854 |
| _________________________________ [Dec 15,2012 10:15am - KEVORD ""] The Skyrim thread belongs just for the length of it: http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=72825&highlight=skyrim |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 15,2012 1:56pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] MFW I read these threads again [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 15,2012 8:47pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Looking for band members for MESHUGGAH IN SPACE. Doesn't find, butthurt ensues instead. http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=82963 |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 18,2013 9:57am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Bumped by request. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jun 10,2013 4:19pm - DYA is POSTING IN A THREAD ""] [Url]http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=84560 Derpy mixed bill with murrum, sonic pulse and craft fair - critiques are raised, butts are hurt and the inevitable ensues. Post the address if you find it! |
| __________________________________________________________ [Jun 12,2013 11:23am - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""] http://www.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=84518 http://www.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=84473 Semirelated: the epic bawwwww tales of Brak's mom and her attempts to recreate the Station nightclub fire (in no particular order) |
| __________________________________________________________ [Jun 12,2013 11:27am - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""] http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=84474&downloads=0 http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=84475&downloads=6 http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=84476&downloads=32 (this is the burger thread) http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=84477&downloads=0 http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=84478&downloads=4 http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=84479&downloads=2 http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=84480&downloads=13 http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=84498&downloads=3 Related parody threads |
| ________________________________ [Jun 14,2013 5:22pm - BOOBS ""] fun with fire |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 3,2013 2:50pm - DYA is LULZ LIBRARIAN ""] [Url]http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=84808 Failed samefag personal army request has unintended hilarious results AKA DUNCAN FOSNOUGH IS CROWNED THE NEW KING OF RTTP WE LOVE YOU, DUNCAN |
| ________________________________________________________ [Jul 3,2013 4:15pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""] [Url]http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=60941 Do you know, somehow the original Saint to Sinner thread wasn't on here? Now it is. |
| ________________________________________________________ [Jul 3,2013 4:23pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""] [Url]http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=60947 Bova megathread |
| _________________________________________________________ [Sep 23,2013 9:49pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""] Fake shutup_fagget vs. shutup_fagget: shutup fagget is wicked pissed [Url]http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=85436 |
| _________________________________________________________ [Nov 14,2013 3:01pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""] http://www.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=85604&downloads=104 Raynard (evil grandma for Inverticrux/Vintage Flesh) is arrested for drawing Raycist graffiti, with unexpected and hilarious results. |
| _________________________________________________________ [Nov 14,2013 3:02pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""] http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=85604 ^^^ Hey, a link that actually works |
| _________________________________________________________ [Dec 10,2013 1:43pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""] Ex-Ass I Stole member gets trolled, hurting of the butt inevitably results. (Spoiler alert: In a variation on "every person who doesn't like me on the internet is Aril" theme, apparently this time it's me!) in order posted: http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=85730 http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=85877 http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=85897 http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=85911 (this is the one with the drama high score multiplier) http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=85900 http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=85912 |
| __________________________________________________ [Nov 24,2014 1:44pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""] Stillwell Angels pay to audition for Warner Bros, rttp provides advice and light mocking http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=87654 |
| __________________________________________________ [Nov 24,2014 1:48pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""] ^^^ "Bova part II" |
| _________________________________________________ [Dec 3,2014 7:59am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""] I just now realized that somehow, the whole progmetaldrumr saga was never immortalized. tl;dr version: Sad Muppet wants to start prog band, only listens to Dream Theater. Tries to tell RTTP a thing or two, fails. josh_hates_you interjects with startling revelations. ONLY POSITIVE COMMENTS PLEASE!!!!! www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=70433 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=70460 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=70483 http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=70549 |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 2,2017 2:44pm - Alx_Casket ""] needs updating |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 2,2017 8:39pm - grandmotherweb ""] i'll bite. shameless self-promotion, yay! in which i troll the Satanic Temple like it's my goddamn job, for claiming that DID multiplicity is a fad for attention. posers. http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=89897 |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 3,2017 8:39am - Auld Lang Synedouche ""] ITT: gmw vs themselves is the new [last third or so of the Rawb Wells thread where it was just Dumpster Fire trolling themselves for attention] |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 3,2017 2:36pm - grandmotherweb ""] i have better ways to get attention, like lighting stuff on fire. volunteers? |