Dude Watched Porn, Caused Crash while masturbating and drunk![views:2482][posts:8]______________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 9:43am - the_reverend ""] http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_180133016.html |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 9:57am - DestroyYouAlot ""] "(WCCO) Minneapolis On March 30, Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the man whose Suburban was hit in the crash." That's hot. "The video also shows Griffin admitting he is drunk and doesn't have a driver's license." So, wait - you can get a license to jerk off while driving drunk? Where do I sign up?!? |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 10:13am - sideshow bob ""] he won't be doing that anymore.... http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/7142852?MSNHPHMA he's dead |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 10:25am - DestroyYouAlot ""] "Gee, do de-do de-do, driving along, do de-do de-do, watching porn, dee dee de dee, I wonder what those flashing lights mean, durp de durp OMGICRASHEDINTOAMOVINGFREIGHTTRAINANDDIED." Did I pretty much sum it up? |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 10:27am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Seriously, he ignored the railroad warning, went through the barrier, and hit A MOVING FREIGHT TRAIN. I repeat, the train didn't hit him, HE HIT THE TRAIN. I wasn't aware you could actually miss one of those, they're the size of, oh, I don't know, A FREIGHT TRAIN? Darwin laughed. |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 10:32am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] The coroner's office initially had trouble identifying the body because of the severeity of the victim's burnsburns, then they realized the victim was black. |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 10:34am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] What do Eddie Griffin and his favorite food have in common? They both extra crispy |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 10:40am - Lamp in NC ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Darwin laughed. Darwin Award? |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 22,2007 11:11am - FuckIsMySignature ""] that makes TWO Eddie Griffin's that apparently cant drive. |