So a Trannie came into work tonight[views:3433][posts:10]____________________________________ [Sep 12,2007 12:29am - starmummy ""] I work at a gas station nights and weekends and tonight a trannie came in. This he/she was wearing the worst wig I had ever seen, those fake long eyelashes, a trenchcoat (how come every trannie I've seen has been wearing a trenchcoat?), diamond rings and tons of makeup. This things hands were huge and when she/he handed me her credit card I noticed that his/her name was Phyllis Fink. I couldn't believe my eyes. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 12,2007 12:34am - thuringwethil ""] what kinda car was she driving? |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 12,2007 12:36am - starmummy ""] thuringwethil said:what kinda car was she driving? I don't know. I was too busy fellating him/her to notice his/her car. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 12,2007 12:38am - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 12,2007 1:02am - starmummy ""] the_reverend said:[img] Holy Fuck, that's Fink! |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 12,2007 12:06pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I don't have any tranny stories, but there's a hermaphrodite that lives down the street from me who is fucking insane. It prefers to be called a she, even though she looks like a man. She owns like 60 acres or something like that with a bunch of dilapidated trailers all over the place. She allows Brazilian immigrants (most likely illegal aliens though) to live in these trailers if they harvest crops and give her a cut. So she's pretty much in charge of a bunch of serfs. About 2 years ago she accused the town of poisoning the town water supply, which killed her horses. In reality, we don't have a town water supply, we all have our own wells, and her horses died because she malnourished them. A few months later, there were about 4 days of heavy rainfall, washing away a lot of her soil. As soon as the rain was gone, a bunch of horses' corpses were sticking up out of the ground. Fucking awesome. To top it off, she's dating the local Boy Scout leader who has been convicted of touching boys. What the hell is wrong with my town? |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 12,2007 12:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Sounds like a paradise to me. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 12,2007 12:31pm - the_reverend ""] how do you know this person is a "hermaphrodite"? have you seen it's balls dangling while you fucked it's vagina? |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 12,2007 12:36pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] the_reverend said:how do you know this person is a "hermaphrodite"? have you seen it's balls dangling while you fucked it's vagina? No, silly! I saw its vagina while I was sucking its balls. I was all like, "Ew, vag!" |
| _______________________________ [Sep 12,2007 12:41pm - Yeti ""] when i worked at Arby's there was a regular who was a transvestite. he/she was probably the nicest customer i've ever waited on every single time he/she came through drive-thru. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 12,2007 1:12pm - the_reverend ""] MFR: maybe it was an anal cunt? |