Free coffee at work appreciation[views:11746][posts:84]_______________________________________ [Sep 24,2007 12:22pm - the_reverend ""] I'm on my second 24oz coffee. I think at #100 time as you know it slows down. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 24,2007 12:33pm - xmikex ""] wasn't that a Futurama episode? |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 24,2007 12:36pm - the_reverend ""] bingo. in the future, most people are on fire. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 24,2007 12:40pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I need to get one of those little personal coffee makers for my desk. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 24,2007 12:44pm - the_reverend ""] looks like someone has a case of the mondays. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 24,2007 12:45pm - Aura_At_Dusk ""] moondays |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 1:19pm - the_reverend ""] I made it to 100 cups @ 24oz today! |
| ______________________________ [Jan 22,2008 1:30pm - Yeti ""] i don't believe in coffee. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 1:31pm - GoatCatalyst ""] caffeine is a lie only depressants are real |
| ______________________________ [Jan 22,2008 1:39pm - Lamp ""] Yeti said:i don't believe in coffee. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 1:42pm - GoatCatalyst ""] seriously... who needs coffee when you've got [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 1:50pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Caffeinated Tales Juan Valdez' Return To Maxwell House Therion Decaf Serenades Into the Percolator Cold Cup Arabica/French Roast |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 1:51pm - the_reverend ""] opus |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 2:03pm - KillerKadoogan ""] did you really drink 100 cups? I thought I drank too much coffee. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 2:14pm - SkinSandwich ""] I like to masturbate on womens faces. COFFEE!!!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 3:14pm - GoatCatalyst ""] i know it's not celtic frost, but... PERCOLATE TO KILL MYSELF! |
| ______________________________ [Jan 22,2008 3:18pm - Yeti ""] FREE COFFEY! [img] |
| ______________________________________ [May 9,2008 11:21am - the_reverend ""] I passed 200 a couple says ago. "enjoying" 2003 right now. |
| ______________________________________ [May 9,2008 11:22am - the_reverend ""] oops 203. *plays descendents* |
| _______________________________________ [May 9,2008 11:22am - thuringwethil ""] I WANT SOME MILK MY COFFEE GOES COLD I WANT SOME MILK I SHOULD'VE BEEN TOLD! |
| _______________________________ [May 9,2008 11:26am - aril ""] oops to a couple "says" ago too. PWNED! |
| _______________________________________ [May 9,2008 1:12pm - brad weymouth ""] the_reverend said:oops 203. *plays descendents* Mug Mug Mug Coffee Mug Gonna Clear Away The Haze Liquid Proof That I Can Win This Race Coffee Mug The Grip That Keeps Me Tall My Inter-Link Keeps Me Questing All I Don'T Need No Booze Or Drugs I Just Chug-A-Lug-O My Coffee Mug And I Don'T Need Your Kiss And Hug I Just Chug-A-Lug-O My Coffee Mug They Haven'T Banned My Liquid Drug Of Choice There'S Too Many Hooked And They'Ve Got Too Much Voice So For The Moment We'Re All Pretty Good To Go With 98 Cups With 98 More To Go I Don'T Need No Booze Or Drugs I Just Chug-A-Lug-O My Coffee Mug And I Don'T Need Your Kiss And Hug I Just Chug-A-Lug-O My Coffee Mug Here A Bean, There A Bean Everywhere A Mean Mean Bean Chug - A - Lug - O - My Coffee - Mug, Mug, Mug, Mug, Mug |
| _______________________________________ [May 9,2008 1:13pm - brad weymouth ""] or for you Germans out there Tasse Tasse Tasse Coffee Mug Kaffee-Haferl Gonna Clear Away The Haze Gonna Frei weg der Dunst Liquid Proof Liquid Beweis That I Can Win This Race Das kann ich dieses Rennen gewinnen Coffee Mug Kaffee-Haferl The Grip That Keeps Me Tall Der Grip das hält mich hoch My Inter-Link Mein Inter-Link Keeps Me Questing All Hält mich alle Quests I Don'T Need No Booze Or Drugs Don'T Ich benötige keinen Schnaps oder Drogen I Just Chug-A-Lug-O My Coffee Mug Ich habe gerade tuckern-A-Lug-O mein Kaffee-Haferl And I Don'T Need Your Kiss And Hug Und ich Don'T Need Your Kiss and Hug I Just Chug-A-Lug-O My Coffee Mug Ich habe gerade tuckern-A-Lug-O mein Kaffee-Haferl They Haven'T Banned Sie Haven'T verboten My Liquid Drug Of Choice Meine Liquid Drug Of Choice There'S Too Many Hooked Es gibt zu viele Hooked And They'Ve Got Too Much Voice Und They'Ve bekam zu viel Stimme So For The Moment Also für den Moment We'Re All Pretty Good To Go We're all Pretty Good To Go With 98 Cups Mit 98 Cups With 98 More To Go Mit 98 more to go I Don'T Need No Booze Or Drugs Don'T Ich benötige keinen Schnaps oder Drogen I Just Chug-A-Lug-O My Coffee Mug Ich habe gerade tuckern-A-Lug-O mein Kaffee-Haferl And I Don'T Need Your Kiss And Hug Und ich Don'T Need Your Kiss and Hug I Just Chug-A-Lug-O My Coffee Mug Ich habe gerade tuckern-A-Lug-O mein Kaffee-Haferl Here A Bean, There A Bean Hier ein Bean, dort ein Bean Everywhere A Mean Mean Überall einen Mittelwert Mittelwert Bean Chug - A - Lug - O - My Bean tuckern - A - Lug - O - Mein Coffee - Mug, Mug, Mug, M Kaffee - Kaffeetasse, Kaffeetasse, Tasse, M |
| _____________________________________ [May 9,2008 1:18pm - SkinSandwich ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [May 9,2008 3:44pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Free coffee and ice cream just about almost made that meeting I sat through bearable, oh wait, not really. |
| __________________________________________ [May 9,2008 7:49pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i get free shitty coffee at work. i guess i appreciate that. |
| _____________________________________ [May 9,2008 8:06pm - the_reverend ""] ich möchte eine Tasse Kaffe |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 19,2009 10:31am - the_reverend ""] I'm sipping on cup number 400 right now. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 19,2009 10:36am - archaeon ""] i get free coffee at work too but i dont drink coffee. gay. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 19,2009 10:38am - the_reverend ""] yeah, you are gay. at least that's what google chrome tells me. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 19,2009 10:44am - Mess ""] we have this stupid machine at work. these thigs suck because it only gives you a premeasured amount [img] these are the cartridges it uses [img] |
| _______________________________ [Jan 19,2009 10:45am - Mess ""] this thing probably costs more than my truck |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 19,2009 11:01am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i would not survive the morning without free coffee |
| _______________________________ [Jan 19,2009 11:04am - Mess ""] yeah, i get nasty headaches if i try to skip a day |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 19,2009 11:34am - the_reverend ""] I've skipped days... but it's more if I skipped a work day, I would be unhappy. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 19,2009 11:34am - archaeon ""] the_reverend said:yeah, you are gay. at least that's what google chrome tells me. I drink hot chocolate instead, therefore I'm even gayer. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 19,2009 11:39am - the_reverend ""] no what is gayer is that you sing a little song to your self as you make the hot coco and you finish the song just as you grate some white chocolate onto of the whipcream. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 19,2009 11:41am - boblovesmusic ""] At the Coolidge I get free popcorn, soda, coffee, hot chocolate, etc all the time! (if you ever stop by the Coolidge and I'm working, you get free popcorn as well!) |
| ______________________________ [Jan 19,2009 3:34pm - Yeti ""] archaeon said:i get free coffee at work too but i dont drink coffee. gay. i too don't drink cups of hot brown liquid filled with white man-cream. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 19,2009 4:22pm - moenli ""] they have one of those coffee machines here at my job too...i have to try and not have more than one or two a day |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 30,2009 9:33am - the_reverend ""] sipping on 501. tastes better then jeans with a button fly. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 17,2009 9:09am - the_reverend ""] sipping #600 |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2009 9:50am - the_reverend ""] sipping #700 |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 11,2009 9:53am - FuckIsMySignature ""] you keep track of all your coffees? wierdo. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 11,2009 10:19am - succubus ""] i miss coffee...i'd love a non fat white mocha...but caffeine passes into breast milk..so i don't drink it. i might break down one afternoon and get a half decaf right after pumping.. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 11,2009 10:23am - BRIAN COFFEY ""] this thread is giving people the wrong idea, you all STILL owe me money |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 11,2009 10:25am - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] Funny that this thread got bumped, I'm having free coffee at work today. I plan on consuming over 5 cups to mimic the sensation of a coke high. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2009 10:46am - arilliusbm ""] Rev, I have 3-5 cups at work. What do you average? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 11,2009 10:49am - ark ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Caffeinated Tales Juan Valdez' Return To Maxwell House Therion Decaf Serenades Into the Percolator Cold Cup Arabica/French Roast Caffeinated Are the Sick Earl Shades of Grey ...eh fuck i got nothing |
| ________________________________ [Dec 11,2009 10:53am - ark ""] the_reverend said:sipping #700 as you approach infinity...time will become slower and slower... ......... |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2009 10:54am - arilliusbm ""] I ain't got no coffe right now |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 11,2009 10:56am - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] Don't you work near Chinatown? Run by the combat zone and score some yack. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 11,2009 11:07am - pam ""] succubus said:i miss coffee...i'd love a non fat white mocha...but caffeine passes into breast milk..so i don't drink it. i might break down one afternoon and get a half decaf right after pumping.. I was way too selfish to do that. I have formula babies! |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 11,2009 11:20am - elihhcbmobil ""] I work as a line cook at a cafe that roasts coffee. Double shot on ice lil milk. Bam |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 11,2009 11:49am - the_reverend ""] arilliusbm said:Rev, I have 3-5 cups at work. What do you average? 2 24oz |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 11,2009 11:50am - the_reverend ""] ark said: the_reverend said:sipping #700 as you approach infinity...time will become slower and slower... .........wrong. that happens at 100 cups. but it didn't happen. screw you guys since no one was on fire. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2009 11:54am - DestroyYouAlot ""] fUCK THIS THREAD (We're outta coffee.) |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2009 11:55am - arilliusbm ""] the_reverend said: arilliusbm said:Rev, I have 3-5 cups at work. What do you average? 2 24oz drink more if you're gonna count. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 1,2010 11:59am - the_reverend ""] I hit 800 at 1pm yesterday. just finished 801. |
| _____________________________ [Apr 1,2010 1:10pm - Yeti ""] here's to hoping there is a jagged metal Krusty-o at the bottom. |
| _____________________________ [Apr 1,2010 4:55pm - Lamp ""] I wish there was a place in New England where I could get a filling breakfast and fast. Coffee and donuts gets old so fast. I miss chicken biscuits. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 10:15am - the_reverend ""] I hit 900 at 1pm yesterday. now 901 is on my plate. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 10:22am - ernie ""] i need mother fucking coffee right motherfucking now thanks for reminding me. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 10:38am - burnsy nli ""] Free green mountain french roast ftmfw. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 30,2010 10:46am - Yeti ""] Yeti said:here's to hoping there is a jagged metal Krusty-o at the bottom. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 10:55am - oscarct ""] the coffe @ my work is pure garbage |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 12:08pm - Conservationist ""] xmikex said:wasn't that a Futurama episode? Old school: thinking of something funny to say. New school: repeating a media meme others agree is funny. RETARDED Rev, you should know better. Surely you've got more creativity, etc. than that? |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 12:12pm - arktouros ""] Fuck, I'm having trouble finding coffee in this city. It's like...nobody sells it. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 12:29pm - Slag NLI ""] Quitting caffeine was one of the better decisions I've made lately. Unfortunately, my body seems to have forgotten how process bile. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 12:33pm - reimroc ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 12:33pm - arilliusbm ""] I've partially quit drinking soda and only have about 1 a week now. But quitting caffeine? fuck that, that's the only high I can get at work. helps me fuckus. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 2:44pm - #1 Opeth Fan ""] Semen is better. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 3:20pm - #1 Anus.com Fan ""] Hi guys can you direct me to the download section of Anus.com please I need to Download Immolation and Beherit because that's all the site says is good thanks |
| ______________________________ [Jul 30,2010 3:24pm - Yeti ""] arilliusbm said:I've partially quit drinking soda and only have about 1 a week now. But quitting caffeine? fuck that, that's the only high I can get at work. helps me fuckus. i have just about totally eliminated soda from my diet, i never really drank it anyways, but now it's probably 1 every few months, and it's only ever root beer. i don't really intake caffeine either, but right around 2:30 i'll have some form of chocolate, i get pretty sleepy right around then. but that's it. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 3:55pm - the_reverend ""] 2:30 yeti PMS. I stopped drinking soda like 15 years ago. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 7:05pm - Conservationist ""] Soda is gay. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 11:40pm - sxealex ""] decendents reference wins |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 8,2010 10:24am - the_reverend ""] sipping on cup 1001 right now. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 8,2010 11:18am - mutis ""] We have starbucks at work, which is terrible. But I drink it because it's free. Also, if you shake soy milk up really hard—especially if there's only a little left in the carton—and put it in the microwave, it froths really well. Also also, soda is like coffee for obese women. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 8,2010 1:43pm - Valkyriescreams ""] I hope you're not complaining. The coffee maker in our break room is usually moldy. I would freakin love to have free Starbucks here. |
| _____________________________ [Nov 8,2010 3:14pm - Yeti ""] ONLY STOMPING THE BEANS YOURSELF IS REAL. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 24,2011 10:38am - the_reverend ""] sipping 1101 right now. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 24,2011 10:42am - Yeti ""] Yeti said: Yeti said:here's to hoping there is a jagged metal Krusty-o at the bottom. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 24,2011 10:46am - arktouros ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Caffeinated Tales Juan Valdez' Return To Maxwell House Therion Decaf Serenades Into the Percolator Cold Cup Arabica/French Roast :krusty: |
| _______________________________ [Mar 24,2011 10:49am - BSV ""] i drink coffee when i telemarket. this is usually in between passing joints and bongs with co workers. |