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wanna be like Britney? maybe Madonna? or Paris Hilton? or do you want to "do" any of them?

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[Dec 31,2003 10:30am - succubus ""]
then study and practice the Kabbalah!

Well then here's the latest trend in Hollywood...Madonna, Britney and Paris are now followers of the Kabbalah

it's the latest trend! i mean religion!

http://www.kabbalahmadeeasy.com/index.html


It looks like Madonna has gotten to Britney Spears with more than just her tongue. The inter-generational best friends created a stir with their televised smooch at the MTV Video Music Awards, but the buzz is that when they're off camera, Madonna has been busy preaching the virtues of Kabbalah, the study of ancient Jewish texts that has become all the rage among certain celebs these days.

In addition to Madonna, stars such as Roseanne, Naomi Campbell, Elizabeth Taylor and Barbra Streisand have all reportedly studied Kabbalah as taught by Rabbi Berg at the super-trendy Kabbalah Centre in Los Angeles.


http://msnbc.msn.com/Default.aspx?id=3076335&p1=0
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[Dec 31,2003 10:33am - succubus ""]
wow! interview with satan!

http://kabbalahclub.com/prevarticles/ConversationWithDevil.html
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[Dec 31,2003 2:16pm - succubus ""]
no one wants in?
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[Dec 31,2003 2:18pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Gay.
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[Dec 31,2003 2:19pm - succubus ""]
but the cool peope are doing it

c'mon!
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[Dec 31,2003 2:24pm - the_reverend ""]
no, it really isn't cool.
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[Dec 31,2003 2:28pm - succubus ""]
sigh...no one here is a follower i guess


/insert sarcastic emoticon here



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[Dec 31,2003 2:36pm - Hoser ""]
These high falootin' Hollywood assholes make me want to puke. I'm so sick of their self centered bullshit. I hope that Madonna gets shot in the fucking head by an escaped John Muhammed, and that Lee Malvo escapes and ass rapes Brittany Spears for kicks, kills her with a curb stomp, and says, "Oops, I did it again."

Fucking cuntbags would publisize their religions, and then bitch about the Pledge of Allegiance being recited in schools.
Fucking Hollywood liberals, may they all fucking rot in Hell.

Sincerely,
Hoser

:middlefinger:
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[Jan 2,2004 4:58am - retzam ""]
Hoser said:These high falootin' Hollywood assholes make me want to puke. I'm so sick of their self centered bullshit. I hope that Madonna gets shot in the fucking head by an escaped John Muhammed, and that Lee Malvo escapes and ass rapes Brittany Spears for kicks, kills her with a curb stomp, and says, "Oops, I did it again."

Fucking cuntbags would publisize their religions, and then bitch about the Pledge of Allegiance being recited in schools.
Fucking Hollywood liberals, may they all fucking rot in Hell.

Sincerely,
Hoser

:middlefinger:




Ooooooo, temper temper. That interview with Satan was pretty splendid!
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[Jan 2,2004 10:58am - the_reverend ""]
yeah, that was funny.
but the religon in a joke.
I think I'm going to start my own religon, call it baldwin-ism.
basically, it's going to automatically make any movie with a baldwinian in it suck.
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[Jan 2,2004 11:55am - Joe/notcommon ""]
the_reverend said:yeah, that was funny.
but the religon in a joke.
I think I'm going to start my own religon, call it baldwin-ism.
basically, it's going to automatically make any movie with a baldwinian in it suck.



like that movie 'the usual suspects'
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[Jan 2,2004 1:23pm - retzam ""]
Alec Baldwin is pretty good. Well, I don't know about his movies, but whenvever he hosts SNL I laugh my ass off! TO BILL BRASKY!

Also,

Come Christmas time everyone reaches for my balls. No one can resist my Schweaty balls.
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[Jan 2,2004 2:16pm - the_reverend ""]
the schweaty balls thing was hilarious.
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[Jan 2,2004 6:31pm - crap  ""]
They must be trying to please the Hollywood kikes that write their paychecks... :nuke:
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[Jan 8,2004 2:09pm - the_reverend ""]
http://www.slidellsentry.com/articles/2004/01/05/news/news03.txt

satan arrested.
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[Jan 8,2004 4:06pm - retzam ""]
the_reverend said:http://www.slidellsentry.com/articles/2004/01/05/news/news03.txt

satan arrested.



Hahaha, that guy is my idol, well, I wouldn't want to be him or do any of the shit he did, but that doesn't mean I can't worship him!


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