britney spears got married?[views:4537][posts:29]_____________________________________ [Jan 4,2004 3:55am - the_reverend ""] what a slut. we all know she's not a virgin. http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=145185 heh... career=over. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 4,2004 4:08am - the_reverend ""] she got married to jason alexander [img] |
| _______________________________ [Jan 4,2004 4:19am - retzam ""] That is quite odd. So she just runs into a childhood friend and decides to up and marry him? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 4,2004 4:23am - the_reverend ""] when he said he wasn't going to post again, he lied. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 4,2004 4:24am - retzam ""] the_reverend said:when he said he wasn't going to post again, he lied. Yes, this is true, but after I look through a few threads I am done. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 4,2004 4:26am - the_reverend ""] yeah yeah. that's not the same jason alexander by the way... but a hillarious conisidence! I would like to introduce you all to mrs. britney alexander! I bet she did it a) to get popular b) so she wouldn't be a sluyt and can have sex c) who cares, career over. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 4,2004 4:30am - retzam ""] the_reverend said:yeah yeah. that's not the same jason alexander by the way... but a hillarious conisidence! I would like to introduce you all to mrs. britney alexander! I bet she did it a) to get popular b) so she wouldn't be a sluyt and can have sex c) who cares, career over. Dude, I knew it wasn't the same Jason Alexander when it said "childhood friend" and went on to say that he is 22. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 4,2004 4:35am - DeOdiumMortis ""] She's from Louisiana, remember? He's probably her long-lost brother. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 4,2004 8:16am - succubus ""] the_reverend said:yeah yeah. that's not the same jason alexander by the way... but a hillarious conisidence! I would like to introduce you all to mrs. britney alexander! I bet she did it a) to get popular b) so she wouldn't be a sluyt and can have sex c) who cares, career over. umm you mean Mr Britney Spears a)heh you did make a post about it..so i guess it worked b)she had sex with justin ..both admitted in interviews c)agreed |
| __________________________________ [Jan 4,2004 10:23am - Kalopsia ""] "The bride wore jeans and baseball cap, according to People.com, and had a hotel bellman walk her down the aisle." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 4,2004 10:32am - the_reverend ""] she truly is trailer trash |
| ________________________________ [Jan 4,2004 11:04am - retzam ""] the_reverend said:she truly is trailer trash So true. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 4,2004 7:48pm - the_reverend ""] they got it cancelled! A spokesperson for Spears issued the following statement to NBC's "Today Show": "On Saturday, January 3, Britney Spears and a friend took a joke too far by getting married. Ms. Spears and Mr. Alexander have filed for an annulment, which will become official on Monday, January 5." |
| _______________________________ [Jan 4,2004 8:09pm - retzam ""] the_reverend said:they got it cancelled! A spokesperson for Spears issued the following statement to NBC's "Today Show": "On Saturday, January 3, Britney Spears and a friend took a joke too far by getting married. Ms. Spears and Mr. Alexander have filed for an annulment, which will become official on Monday, January 5." Haha, that is a short marraige, even by Hollywood's standards! |
| _________________________________ [Jan 4,2004 8:10pm - succubus ""] i guess she will be doing that whenever she decides to have sex so she's "married" |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 5,2004 12:12am - DeOdiumMortis ""] They got drunk and got married. They got sober and got divorced. I'm over it. When video turns up of her sucking off a horse I'll care, otherwise, to hell with her. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 5,2004 1:24am - retzam ""] DeOdiumMortis said:They got drunk and got married. They got sober and got divorced. I'm over it. When video turns up of her sucking off a horse I'll care, otherwise, to hell with her. A horse? I don't think that statement made the point you were trying to make. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 5,2004 1:25am - BornSoVile ""] Christina Agulara is better anyways. Brittney builds her career outta being a tease. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 5,2004 1:26am - retzam ""] BornSoVile said:Christina Agulara is better anyways. Brittney builds her career outta being a tease. ...uhh, are you inferring that christina doesn't? |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 5,2004 1:28am - BornSoVile ""] yeah in a sexual way only cause christina is more balant with her being a whore. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 5,2004 1:40am - retzam ""] BornSoVile said:yeah in a sexual way only cause christina is more balant with her being a whore. Yeah, I always liked Christina better anyway. I don't mean I listen to either of them, but I like her better for the following reasons: 1. She has a much better voice, an actual good voice, not some stupid poppy shit vox. 2. I read an interview with her in the Stone and her favorites (or one of her favorite) album is Physical Graffiti. 3. She is better looking. Edit: Yeah, so if someone is going to put a dick in her mouth on camera, it damn well better be her. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 5,2004 1:48am - MyDeadDoll ""] i still think christian aguilera stole dee snider's hair... |
| _______________________________ [Jan 5,2004 2:04am - George ""] i think she gained some weight and still fails at living. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 5,2004 2:07am - retzam ""] George said:i think she gained some weight and still fails at living. She should go into porno. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 6,2004 8:20pm - succubus ""] a photographer friend of myne was supposed to take photos of Christina..but she developed jelly rolls...really bad..but she was eating crap..anyhow...they postponed the photoshoot and they put her on a strict diet and heavy workout routine...looks really good now...and then he took his photos.. anyhow...Britney Spears was shocked this week when she discovered her very own fan club is operating a "Bankrupt Britney" campaign. The club is encouraging all members to boycott all Britney concerts and products including CDs, clothing and make-up, with the ultimate aim of cutting off her cash flow entirely. "Britney is just so confused," the pop idol's close friends confided. "She doesn't understand why her fans would do this to her." Hugh Heffner confirmed this week that he's now offering Ms Spears up to $2m to show her tits off in a Playboy centerfold. i'm guessing she will do it...i mean ..who hasn't seen them yet? after her subtle "enhancement" operation a couple of years ago... |
| _______________________________ [Jan 6,2004 8:54pm - retzam ""] succubus said:a photographer friend of myne was supposed to take photos of Christina..but she developed jelly rolls...really bad..but she was eating crap..anyhow...they postponed the photoshoot and they put her on a strict diet and heavy workout routine...looks really good now...and then he took his photos.. anyhow...Britney Spears was shocked this week when she discovered her very own fan club is operating a "Bankrupt Britney" campaign. The club is encouraging all members to boycott all Britney concerts and products including CDs, clothing and make-up, with the ultimate aim of cutting off her cash flow entirely. "Britney is just so confused," the pop idol's close friends confided. "She doesn't understand why her fans would do this to her." Hugh Heffner confirmed this week that he's now offering Ms Spears up to $2m to show her tits off in a Playboy centerfold. i'm guessing she will do it...i mean ..who hasn't seen them yet? after her subtle "enhancement" operation a couple of years ago... What do you mean "who hasn't seen them"? I havn't seen them! |
| _________________________________ [Jan 6,2004 8:56pm - succubus ""] have you ever seen the mystery of britney spears boobs? |
| _______________________________ [Jan 6,2004 9:01pm - retzam ""] succubus said:have you ever seen the mystery of britney spears boobs? Hahaha, yeah that was pretty funny. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 6,2004 9:02pm - retzam ""] But, succubus, I believe it is called "The Mystery Of Britney Spears' Breasts". Normally that wouldn't matter, but the way the guy says "breasts" is critical to the funniness of it. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 7,2004 10:08am - the_reverend ""] boobies. christina hagulera is a disease. |