Richard Gere, gerbalic tendencies?[views:1953][posts:3]_________________________________________ [Nov 5,2007 4:10pm - corpus_colostomy ""] what are you listening to right now? |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 5,2007 4:14pm - corpus_colostomy ""] fleshgrind : the seeds of abysmal torment |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 5,2007 4:15pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] "Several years ago, "they" say, Richard Gere was admitted into the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital with foreign object lodged in his rectum. Some say Gere was alone when he arrived, others say he was accompanied by a friend (e.g., former love interest Cindy Crawford). In any case, an x-ray was taken and it was determined that the foreign object was a gerbil (either alive or dead, depending on who tells the story). Mr. Gere was rushed to surgery, where it took an entire team of doctors to extract the animal from his behind. Some variants say the gerbil was found to have been shaven and declawed; others claim the animal had been placed in a special plastic pouch. Still others insist the poor creature was Gere's own beloved pet (appropriately named "Tibet" in this variant). In any event, when the gerbilectomy was done the medical team was sworn to secrecy — unsuccessfully, we must conclude — and Gere went on his merry way, suffering no permanent harm other than to his reputation." |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 5,2007 4:17pm - corpus_colostomy ""] "damn it jim i'm a doctor, not a plummer..." |