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200 orgasms every day

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[Nov 7,2007 1:37pm - the_reverend ""]
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0311_200_orgasms.shtml
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[Nov 7,2007 1:39pm - bradmann nli  ""]
wow
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[Nov 7,2007 1:53pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Too bad she's not that hot.

Not saying I wouldn't, just saying not that hot.
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[Nov 7,2007 2:18pm - Dertoxianli  ""]
she has nice child-bearing hips
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[Nov 7,2007 2:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
why cant i have "suffer" from a syndrome like that?
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[Nov 7,2007 2:44pm - the_reverend ""]
you would end up with leaky shorts
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[Nov 7,2007 3:00pm - moe @ work  ""]
yea, for men, or at least I know for me if you cum too much in a day it just starts to hurt after a while
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[Nov 7,2007 3:06pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
This is old but still mind-blowing.
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[Nov 7,2007 3:17pm - Yeti ""]
that is so unbelievably hot. i don't care that she isn't that attractive, i would go after her in a second.
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[Nov 7,2007 3:19pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i wonder if she's a squirter. if thats the case she probably wears a diaper... which is even hotter.
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[Nov 7,2007 3:26pm - Yeti ""]
yeah, she really isn't that attractive. there is a hideous picture further in the interview.

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[Nov 7,2007 6:00pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
I'm getting on a plane RIGHT NOW to go save her from her condition. I'm a humaninanatarian.
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[Nov 7,2007 6:14pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:I'm getting on a plane RIGHT NOW to go save her from her condition. I'm a humaninanatarian.


great, i'm sure she'll stop having orgasms immediately upon your arrival.

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[Nov 7,2007 6:22pm - dyingmuse ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:DestroyYouAlot said:I'm getting on a plane RIGHT NOW to go save her from her condition. I'm a humaninanatarian.


great, i'm sure she'll stop having orgasms immediately upon your arrival.





Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!
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[Nov 7,2007 7:12pm - Ryan_M ""]
I don't know whether the story is a crock or not, but I don't understand this "She's not that hot" stuff. I think she looks pretty damn good if you ask me.
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[Nov 7,2007 7:27pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
everyone has different tastes... she looks pretty bangin to me.
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[Nov 7,2007 7:48pm - Hungtableed  ""]
Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS)

You've gotta be fucking kidding me...Everyone has a fucking syndrome/disorder these days. Talk about a fucking cop-out culture we have in this current age. We over medicate our kids because many of them got "ADD" and 9/10 American adults become slaves to pharmaceutical companies because they saw a commercial that said "do you suffer from....ask your doctor about..." What ever happened to doctors diagnosing patients rather than patients diagnosing them selfs because they saw a commercial about a drug they think they should have. The best of them all lately is a drug to cure "restless leg syndrome" -WHAT THE FUCK is "restless leg syndrome"? Ask my old lady, if anyone shakes their leg like they've got fuckin Parkinson's disease in bed, I DO! I guess I need a pill to cure it.
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[Nov 7,2007 11:35pm - the devil  ""]
i bet she takes it in the ass
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[Nov 8,2007 12:01am - brian_dc ""]
Hungtableed said:Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS)

You've gotta be fucking kidding me...Everyone has a fucking syndrome/disorder these days. Talk about a fucking cop-out culture we have in this current age. We over medicate our kids because many of them got "ADD" and 9/10 American adults become slaves to pharmaceutical companies because they saw a commercial that said "do you suffer from....ask your doctor about..." What ever happened to doctors diagnosing patients rather than patients diagnosing them selfs because they saw a commercial about a drug they think they should have. The best of them all lately is a drug to cure "restless leg syndrome" -WHAT THE FUCK is "restless leg syndrome"? Ask my old lady, if anyone shakes their leg like they've got fuckin Parkinson's disease in bed, I DO! I guess I need a pill to cure it.





Um, I agree about ADD and restless leg syndrome...and your general sentiment.

but dude

She's always having an orgasm...that sounds like a legit medical issue.
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[Nov 8,2007 12:09am - the_reverend ""]
maybe she's just a fat slot?
oh and my brother has jimmy leg (aka restless leg)
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[Nov 8,2007 12:31am - sxealex ""]
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[Nov 8,2007 7:26am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:DestroyYouAlot said:I'm getting on a plane RIGHT NOW to go save her from her condition. I'm a humaninanatarian.


great, i'm sure she'll stop having orgasms immediately upon your arrival.




Oh, snap!
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[Nov 8,2007 7:52am - the_reverend ""]
slut is the word I meant to type. if you click into the interview, she's a sif.
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[Nov 8,2007 10:39am - Yeti ""]
Hungtableed said:The best of them all lately is a drug to cure "restless leg syndrome" -WHAT THE FUCK is "restless leg syndrome"? Ask my old lady, if anyone shakes their leg like they've got fuckin Parkinson's disease in bed, I DO! I guess I need a pill to cure it.


man, i have the restless leg thing, and it fucking sucks. its not as bad as some other people in my family, but it can get pretty bad. its really painful, but i wouldn't ever take a pill to get rid of it. the only way to get rid of it is exercise, which i have brought into my life in order to combat it. but a pill is for lazy fucks who can't be bothered to get off the couch.
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[Nov 8,2007 1:08pm - ariavette ""]
I was thinking that too when I saw that ad, not that it's not a serious condition just that there are pills for everthing now. I love how at the end " may vomit, faint, lose vision, cause un natural urges like gambling and sex"... i dunno bout you but i'd rather have the leg thing
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[Nov 8,2007 2:04pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Chris Rock said it best about all the med commercials.

Him making fun of symptoms in med ads:

"You ever go to sleep at night and wake up in the mornin!?"

haha, that is classic.
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[Nov 9,2007 6:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
ariavette said:I was thinking that too when I saw that ad, not that it's not a serious condition just that there are pills for everthing now. I love how at the end " may vomit, faint, lose vision, cause un natural urges like gambling and sex"... i dunno bout you but i'd rather have the leg thing


Really? I'd rather gamble and have sex.
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[Nov 9,2007 6:14pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:ariavette said:I was thinking that too when I saw that ad, not that it's not a serious condition just that there are pills for everthing now. I love how at the end " may vomit, faint, lose vision, cause un natural urges like gambling and sex"... i dunno bout you but i'd rather have the leg thing


Really? I'd rather gamble and have sex.




that way while your bangin a hooker in Vegas you can kick the shit out her with a legitimate excuse.
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[Nov 9,2007 6:24pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:DestroyYouAlot said:ariavette said:I was thinking that too when I saw that ad, not that it's not a serious condition just that there are pills for everthing now. I love how at the end " may vomit, faint, lose vision, cause un natural urges like gambling and sex"... i dunno bout you but i'd rather have the leg thing


Really? I'd rather gamble and have sex.




that way while your bangin a hooker in Vegas you can kick the shit out her with a legitimate excuse.



Your honor, there's a simple and obvious reason I buried her in the desert, except for the head, which I kept: I HAVE RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME. [/COURTROOM DRAMA][RUN CLEAREDOFALLCHARGES.EXE]
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[Nov 9,2007 6:27pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:
Your honor, there's a simple and obvious reason I buried her in the desert, except for the head, which I kept: I HAVE RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME. [/COURTROOM DRAMA][RUN CLEAREDOFALLCHARGES.EXE]



130 GOTO DIFFERENT STATE
140 GOSUB DO IT ALL AGAIN UNDER A NEW HARRY POTTER-BASED PSEUDONYM
150 RETURN
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[Nov 9,2007 6:53pm - NIGGER ""]
10 RACE WARFARE
20 GOTO 10


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