Metal Rating System[views:5066][posts:15]____________________________________ [Nov 16,2007 5:06pm - paganmegan ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 16,2007 5:12pm - paganmegan ""] This diagram was created by a friend of mine to represent a three component metal rating system (invented by both of us) Each band is analyzed under the categories of Bro0tal, Tro0 and Grim. (all other components a metal band could adhere to must be taken as a sub-category basis as it does not lend well to the three axis schematics) For example, we deduced Iron Maiden, as shown, have a rather small inclination towards the Brutal, a large dosage of True and null Grimness factor. Morbid Angel, on the integrity of their key members (discounting David Vincent's Genitorturers stint) rank high on all three axes. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 16,2007 5:18pm - RichHorror ""] hahahaha, viking with a sword in a storm |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 16,2007 5:19pm - the_reverend ""] that is pretty damn funny. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 16,2007 5:30pm - jimtom ""] this would look sweet modeled in three dimensions. i personally prefer the metrics of brutality, melody, and technicality. grimness and trueness are both a little too subjective for my tastes, when it comes to musical 3-D modeling. but hey, what do i know... i think letter openers are wicked grim! ha just noticed spastic ink, nice. although bobby jarzombeck's best album will always be RIOT's THUNDERSTEEL, spastic is still pretty cool. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 16,2007 6:55pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] MANOWAR are gay. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 16,2007 10:32pm - sxealex ""] sunglasses are more tr00 that Stratovarius |
| __________________________________ [Nov 16,2007 10:32pm - sxealex ""] and equally brutal |
| _______________________________ [Nov 17,2007 12:31am - Blue ""] gotta love how machine head represents the lowest possible measure of br00tal. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 17,2007 11:45am - Dr. sphincto ""] i think avenged sevenfold should've been the lowest point. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 17,2007 1:03pm - dreadkill ""] Blue said:gotta love how machine head represents the lowest possible measure of br00tal. i love that |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 17,2007 2:46pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] RichHorror said:hahahaha, viking with a sword in a storm is that really a band? |
| ________________________________ [Nov 17,2007 3:11pm - Bored ""] You must be really bored to be doing this. Get a life and a job! |
| _________________________________ [Nov 17,2007 3:36pm - sxealex ""] im confused why discordance axis is more troo than disgorge. They seem less "troo" to me. But more kick ass. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 17,2007 3:37pm - sxealex ""] Bored said:You must be really bored to be doing this. Get a life and a job! Please no one take this advise... i need as much free entertainment as I can get. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 17,2007 3:38pm - sxealex ""] FuckIsMySignature said:RichHorror said:hahahaha, viking with a sword in a storm is that really a band? someone failed to consult the legend |