Be a lyric writer for Suffer Now (add a line or two).[views:5943][posts:38]______________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 12:09am - horror_tang ""] I stomp the dead fetus with my size 16 Fetus stomping gangsta I'm mean, mean, mean Fetus Crushing Posse is nothing new to us Time to kick you in the old uterus |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 12:13am - the_reverend ""] remember when nancy reagan lost her breast me either. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 12:17am - horror_tang ""] Excellent. It shall be a song. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 12:22am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Scabbed over rowboats toss em in the tree hats are on sale at stores police ain't got shit on burt reynolds moustache power, oi oi oi. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 12:23am - theaccurseddrummer ""] From a belligerent dick who doesn't give a shit, Here's a sock full of pennies with your name on it. You're not worth 2 rolls of quarters you fuckin' twatsicle. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 12:32am - NIGGER ""] WELFARE'S RUN OUT, OFF FELL MY DICK TIME TO POST ON METAL FORUMS FOR KICKS CALL AL SHARPTON IT'S GENIUS BLACK POWER! |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 12:33am - brian_dc ""] The first time I saw that scene in Ghostbusters where Stay Puft is destroying New York it changed my life because I was wound fucking a cat and now I have Hep C |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 12:33am - horror_tang ""] Keep it coming. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 1:53am - the_reverend ""] doogie houser, what a fag he gave jim henson AIDS |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 2:18am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Rub a dub dub, I'm bakin' brownies in yo tub |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 2:27am - shakattak ""] I stitched a bodysuit from the foreskins of Jewish boys Trapped them in my lair, probing ceaselessly with anal toys When I raped one to the point of prolapsed anal demise Ground his body into meat and served him up in Jew-pies |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 3:09am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] guys and dolls! we're just a bunch of crazy guys and dolls! oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 3:29am - davefromthegrave ""] I am the man from happyville land I walk down the street while beating my meat while eating shit from a happy can |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 3:42am - davefromthegrave ""] I'll fuckin rape your face with a mop and a broom |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 9:24am - xmikex ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:guys and dolls! we're just a bunch of crazy guys and dolls! oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! this song was never in Guys and Dolls... and Nathan Detriot never had a light saber. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 9:31am - xmikex ""] you shot a bunch of people, and then you shot yourself you wrote a suicide note as a desperate cry for help you're the laughing stock of the internet, and your death didn't mean a thing because you ate that fucking sandwich, and that fucking toilet thing |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 9:42am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I like to go camping I like to climb trees I like ice cream sundaes and you're my main squeeze you, you, you put the candy in the apple you, you, you put the blue up in the sky you, you, you make my heart go all aflutter let's get married, you and I so I can legally beat you |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 9:43am - DestroyYouAlot ""] xmikex said:you shot a bunch of people, and then you shot yourself you wrote a suicide note as a desperate cry for help you're the laughing stock of the internet, and your death didn't mean a thing because you ate that fucking sandwich, and that fucking toilet thing win |
| __________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 10:43am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] Use my cock as a swizzle stick in your drink Too bad yo mothafuckin' pussy stinks Take my dick out ya tonic and put it in yo ass But damn bitch why you gots ta pass dat gas? |
| _________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 10:44am - Ryan_M ""] Take you down to my lair Pull down your Princess Jasmine underwear Your pussy is so bare - don't be scared I drop a wet deuce into your hair |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 10:49am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Motherfuckin devil comin down on your street gonna kick your fuckin ass gonna stab you in the fuckin neck |
| _______________________________ [Dec 12,2007 10:50am - Yeti ""] when i was seventeen i drank some very good beer i drank some very good beer i purchased with a fake id my name was Brian McGee i stayed up listening to Queen when i was seventeen |
| __________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 10:50am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] Every morning on the toilet A tiny turd, it waits Sometimes I like to press down my cheeks And sit to masturbate Maybe it's time we cleaned it Maybe it's been too long Yet I can't bear to see it leave us And neither can my schlong |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 10:52am - DestroyYouAlot ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:Motherfuckin devil comin down on your street gonna kick your fuckin ass gonna stab you in the fuckin neck whaddaya think about dat, Joe? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 10:52am - horror_tang ""] Bravo people! |
| __________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 10:53am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] Ryan_M said:Take you down to my lair Pull down your Princess Jasmine underwear Your pussy is so bare - don't be scared I drop a wet deuce into your hair http://www.redtube.com/8172 !!! |
| _________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 10:59am - Ryan_M ""] the_taste_of_cigarettes said:http://www.redtube.com/8172 !!! Hahaha, that was awesome! |
| _______________________________ [Dec 12,2007 12:38pm - Yeti ""] Los Lobos kick your ass Los Lobos kick your face Los Lobos kick your balls into outer space! |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 12:40pm - davefromthegrave ""] I walk around town with a stark erection and gave your mom a yeast infection |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 12:47pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] UUUH, bitch close ya thighs cuz it smells like low tide I got a reverse erection inside and a tear in my eye Are you smellin' what I'm smellin,' fish fermentin' Got me screamin' worse than Glen Benton You gotta staple them legs cuz you got some rotten eggs |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 12:52pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Got me screamin' worse than Glen Benton LOL |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 1:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Too Many Cookies: I ate too many cookies, to make my mommy mad I ate too many cookies, now my tummy feels bad COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE YUM |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 3:14pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Pancakes pancakes chocolate mousse Pasty pastries out the caboose And it's wet cuz I get loose, yeah I gets loose Spraypaintin' interiors of telephone booths I got the superior juice flowin like a faucet If you got the wet juice faucet flaunt it, floss it, Take it to the dentist and get yo cavities filled By an ill phallus drill too strong for pills PEACE WE OUTTA HERE |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 3:18pm - Ryan_M ""] Girls in pre-school Make my cock drool Come over and taste some Of this here pre-cum Sittin' naked in your kiddie pool Chowin' on a fresh stool Your favorite Barbie up your ass Pour more beer in my Elmo glass! |
| ______________________________ [Dec 12,2007 3:19pm - Yeti ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Too Many Cookies: I ate too many cookies, to make my mommy mad I ate too many cookies, now my tummy feels bad COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE YUM hahahahahahahahahaha |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 3:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] AAAWWWWW My name's John Dwyer and I'm here to proclaim That if you fuck with the English language you're sure to get maimed. When I go to sleep I dream about authors like HG Wells, When I get crunk up in the club I get down with bitches who can spell. I'm sure to get all the bomb ass fine clit Cuz I'm the smartest motherfucker in English Lit CHECK IT I rock crazy verse like iambic pentameter Cuz I represent grammar with maximum stamina. I masturbate into my thesaurus Giving life to words cuz that shit is porous. I don't look at porn cuz they don't have enough articles, I get mad hard when I learn about subatomic particles. If I peep you half-steppin' on my turf with ya modifier dangling, I'mma full step on the perp and give him a strangling. If I see you spellin' definitely with an A T E Then you definitely gonna get hated by me. UH...where my authors at, nig nog? Edgar Allen Pizzo, ARF ARF! Robert Frost keepin' it chill up in the library mothafugga...I'm like the goddamn scarecrow in Batman, I got BOOKS AND BOOKS AND BOOKS AND BOOKS...YEAH I GOT BOOKS AND BOOKS AND BOOKS. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 4:01pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] LAWL |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 6:37pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I want to see Poppa Beef and Horror Tang in a rap battle. Somebody program a phat ass beat and these two can keep dubbing on new verses. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 12,2007 7:29pm - horror_tang ""] Battle?! I only bring it live and correct. Only with a freestyle battle can you bring the intellect. Any time you suckers want to battle. Bring it bitches, I slaughter you like cattle. |