manowar condoms[views:2478][posts:34]__________________________________________ [Dec 17,2007 8:11pm - davefromthegrave ""] http://store.magiccirclemusic.com/product/...om-%22Warrior%27s-Shield%22-Natural MANOWAR fans have requested a special piece of merchandise from their favorite metal band. MANOWAR has heard these requests and delivered. The new MANOWAR condoms are the perfect romantic accessory for all true metal couples. Whether you are looking to spice things up in the bedroom or meet somebody new after the show, MANOWAR condoms will do the trick. Now, you are ready for any chance meetings that turn into unexpected friendships. This special "Warrior's Shield" is made of 100% natural rubber latex and transparent in color. All condoms are FDA approved against pregnancy, AIDS and other STD's. Expiration date, lot numbers and health advisories printed on the back of each condom. The "Warrior's Shield" is individually packaged with the white MANOWAR logo emblazoned on the package. The "Warrior's Shield" is sold five (5) condoms per bag. Now you can not only say Fuck The World, you can do it as well. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 17,2007 8:25pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Use MAGNUMS or go home! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 17,2007 9:15pm - deadlikemurf ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:guys! i want you all to know i have a HUGE peenus!!! |
| _______________________________ [Dec 17,2007 9:19pm - Hoser ""] I have used Magnums since I was 16...great rubbers...just too thick. Never knocked a bitch up with em.......and they fit snug as a snugglebunny......no ribs though :( |
| __________________________________ [Dec 17,2007 9:24pm - Niccolai ""] what the fuck is a condim? |
| _______________________________ [Dec 17,2007 9:31pm - troll ""] that is too fucking cool. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 17,2007 9:37pm - tylernli ""] yup, magnums all day |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 17,2007 9:37pm - tylernli ""] although using condoms is general sucks |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 17,2007 9:43pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Haha, I google image searched "general sucks" and this came up... [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 17,2007 9:47pm - tylernli ""] ha whoops *in general |
| _______________________________ [Dec 17,2007 9:58pm - troll ""] If I get scaly dick or knock a bitch up using your condoms...... [img] ....I'm comin' for you Manowar. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 17,2007 10:17pm - the_reverend ""] if you use a manowar condom, you aren't just having sex with manowar, but everyone that manowar has ever been with |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 17,2007 10:18pm - the_reverend ""] I bet manowar tested these themselves on each other |
| _________________________________ [Dec 17,2007 10:35pm - Ryan_M ""] On the page, it says it costs $6.99 for a quantity of 1. Is that $6.99 for just one condom or one pack of several? I'd be willing to bet it's $6.99 for one condom. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 17,2007 10:40pm - GoatCatalyst ""] Men who wear loincloths have no need for latex petersheaths. We use the innards of those conquered. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 17,2007 11:06pm - NuclearWinter ""] "Tall, short, fat or thin, we have sworn to put it in." |
| _________________________________ [Dec 18,2007 1:39am - sxealex ""] i hate condoms. stds are fucking stupid assholes. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 18,2007 1:41am - Samantha ""] LOL! WTF? They should have one of Manowar's album covers printed on the actual condom. That would be hilarious. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 18,2007 1:58am - NuclearWinter ""] Drill With Power! |
| _________________________________ [Dec 18,2007 2:03am - sxealex ""] or it could be a loin cloth with a condom. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 18,2007 2:06am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Ryan_M said:Is that $6.99 for just one condom or one pack of several? The "Warrior's Shield" is individually packaged with the white MANOWAR logo emblazoned on the package. The "Warrior's Shield" is sold five (5) condoms per bag. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 18,2007 9:07am - Ryan_M ""] Haha, I read through the article to see if it said how much in a pack, and I don't see how I missed that! I must have been tired....or stupid. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 18,2007 10:01am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Do they sell a combo pack that comes with a pair of Gloves of Metal? That'd make a killer stocking stuffer. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 18,2007 1:55pm - Ryan_M ""] They ought to call them "Love Gloves of Metal". |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 18,2007 2:08pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Gloves of Metal +1, +5 vs. poseurs |
| __________________________________ [Dec 18,2007 2:18pm - Niccolai ""] The irony of this thread is that people who listen to manowar typically do not have sex with women, making birth controll somewhat silly. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 18,2007 2:20pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Niccolai said:The irony of this thread is that people who listen to manowar typically do not have sex with women, making birth controll somewhat silly. It's a highly involved simulation. YOU'RE RUINING THE VERSIMILITUDE. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 18,2007 2:20pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] MY BARELY ADEQUATE SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF IS CRUMBLING |
| ______________________________ [Dec 18,2007 3:16pm - Yeti ""] this just doesn't seem safe to me. maybe if they were made out of chainmail. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 18,2007 3:49pm - xanonymousx ""] the fight paris ones i got were free. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 18,2007 5:57pm - cav nli ""] yea but fight paris is the worst band ive ever seen. i really think the condoms should say manowar on them. anyone can put a sticker on a package. i want my partners to know that im all about heavy metal or no metal at all. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 18,2007 7:27pm - xanonymousx ""] yeah, but when i talked to "$taxxx" he said they get all the girls. he also told me about a members coke problem. i wouldn't trust those fight paris condoms though. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 18,2007 7:27pm - xanonymousx ""] man of war rules. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 18,2007 7:35pm - pam ""] The fact that any woman sleeps with those mulleted mutants is enough to make me want to turn in my vagina. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 18,2007 8:41pm - xanonymousx ""] are you talking about fight paris or manowar? according to staxxx the girls were lined up around the bend. for their van.... |