Name My Cat[views:23015][posts:107]_________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 10:58am - xmikex ""] I'm bringing home a cat today. She'll need a name. Which one of you brain surgeons is brilliant enough to come up with one? |
| ______________________________ [Dec 29,2007 11:00am - pam ""] This ought to be interesting. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 11:02am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Captain Treasure Waffle |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 11:04am - the_reverend ""] can we have a picture or something? |
| _________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 11:10am - xmikex ""] I'll post a picture when she comes home. The winning name so far is Sargent D. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 12:06pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] Lo Mein |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 12:09pm - fleshfries ""] Just call it Cat. Names are overrated. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 12:11pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] BAGEL RAPER |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 12:11pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] sandy vagina |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 12:12pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Lord High Admiral Kittington |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 12:12pm - Horror_Tang ""] The Meow is already taken. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 12:13pm - Horror_Tang ""] How about Dum Phukk N Kunt |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 12:26pm - Niccolai ""] in b4 longcat |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 12:28pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Brian Peppers. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 12:32pm - KillerKadoogan ""] xmikex said: The winning name so far is Sargent D. You shouldn't have even started this thread. Win. Or, use the band name generator. That's always good for pet names, too. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 12:35pm - KillerKadoogan ""] I will throw the word "kitty" after each so as to clarify: Antric Achilleas Kitty Damned Intestinal Kitty Omniphallic Window Kitty In the Prolapsed Bowels of the Divorced Puric Angel In Mourning Kitty Anachronistic Satan of the Cult Kitty Christian Kitty Enter the Baby Damnation Kitty Purulent Punishment Kitty Depraved Cum Soaked Remorse Kitty |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 12:36pm - KillerKadoogan ""] Don't pick Omniphallic Window Kitty. It'll watch you masturbate. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 12:38pm - Y_Ddraig_Goch ""] pussynigga |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 1:31pm - deadlikemurf ""] cunt |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 1:33pm - dreadkill ""] binoculars! |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 1:34pm - RichHorror ""] I like 'The General'. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 1:42pm - sinistas ""] Donuts. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 2:37pm - DomesticTerror ""] RichHorror said:I like 'The General'. if named General, the cat will protect you from the breath-stealing goblins in your wall. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 29,2007 2:37pm - OCR ""] pussy farts |
| ______________________________ [Dec 29,2007 2:59pm - Blue ""] dreadkill said:binoculars! win |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 4:47pm - the_reverend ""] I'm going to win. "grim shea" |
| __________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 5:03pm - Niccolai ""] Leng Shea |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 5:08pm - the_reverend ""] 2 points for that one. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 6:01pm - xmikex ""] DomesticTerror said:RichHorror said:I like 'The General'. if named General, the cat will protect you from the breath-stealing goblins in your wall. haha. i very vaugely remember that movie. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 6:04pm - pam nli ""] deadlikemurf said:cunt That's what I call my kitten. Cat sucks. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 6:55pm - the_reverend ""] my cat just farted behind me... it's like she took a crap on my lap. so gross. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 29,2007 8:09pm - MassOfTwoSlits ""] Captain Kitty Face |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2007 2:49am - ctb0derpatrol ""] shitrock |
| _________________________________ [Dec 30,2007 3:33am - sxealex ""] i think an awesome cat name is "chairman meow" but its been done. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 30,2007 3:48am - ouchdrummer ""] I think the best name for a cat would be "MOOO" because then whenever you were calling to your cat... |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 30,2007 4:50am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] P-Qwan or Non-fiction cuz she's always lyin |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2007 5:03am - DestroyYouAlot ""] hollakitty69 |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 30,2007 5:04am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] DestroyYouAlot said:hollakitty69 HA! WIN! |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 30,2007 8:10am - HappySunshineBaby ""] dog LOL AMIDOINITRITE? |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2007 11:03am - Whoremastery ""] name it rattlehead |
| __________________________________ [Dec 30,2007 11:42am - sxealex ""] rover or lassie would be funny but not ridiculous. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 30,2007 2:37pm - fat ass ""] hollakitty69 > Sargent D |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 30,2007 2:39pm - RichHorror ""] It doesn't matter what you name it, because after a month or two you'll invariably come up with some nickname for it that you'll call it for the rest of its life. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 30,2007 3:12pm - Horror_Tang ""] Sir, do you meow how fast you were going? |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 31,2007 9:38am - DestroyYouAlot ""] CHICKEN FUCKER |
| ________________________________ [Dec 31,2007 11:41am - Timma ""] Giggle pants. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 31,2007 12:47pm - DreamingInExile ""] name it Terriaki |
| _______________________________ [Dec 31,2007 12:52pm - Yeti ""] Vigo the Carpathian |
| _______________________________ [Dec 31,2007 1:15pm - Timma ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Jan 2,2008 12:35pm - xmikex ""] Still no name. [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 2,2008 12:39pm - DreamingInExile ""] I still say you should name it Terryaki, or maybe Dim Sum |
| ______________________________ [Jan 2,2008 12:41pm - Yeti ""] Winston Churchill |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 2,2008 12:44pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Mace Windu. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 2,2008 12:44pm - SkinSandwich ""] Vag full of vomit |
| ________________________________ [Jan 2,2008 12:51pm - xmikex ""] Yeti said:Winston Churchill You're actually like the 3rd person to suggest that. Whatever that's about. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 2,2008 12:56pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Chester McFluffynuts |
| _________________________________ [Jan 2,2008 5:00pm - pam nli ""] Holy fuck, she's cute. She's sassy, she needs a sassy name. Like Verruca. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 2,2008 5:02pm - dreadkill ""] name her goat-headed egyptian impregnation |
| __________________________________ [Jan 2,2008 5:03pm - dreadkill ""] spankers mcdoo |
| __________________________________ [Jan 2,2008 5:03pm - dreadkill ""] buttfart |
| __________________________________ [Jan 2,2008 5:03pm - dreadkill ""] perkyass |
| ______________________________ [Jan 2,2008 5:16pm - Timma ""] Captain Fancypants. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 9:05am - awesome thread. great job! ""] Reign Psilocybin Sextress Guts Finger BigLipsVaginalWall |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 9:09am - RichHorror ""] Willie Nigger Shitballs. That is his full name for fancy dinner parties. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 3,2008 10:33am - Yeti ""] Anubis |
| ________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 12:40pm - xmikex ""] I pity all of your children. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 12:50pm - sxealex ""] prosthetic pussy |
| __________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 12:55pm - faggums ""] Percy |
| _________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 12:58pm - sxealex ""] "Wet" |
| ________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 1:01pm - sxealex ""] pandajo |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 1:04pm - brad weymouth ""] boo boo kitty fuck |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 1:05pm - the_reverend ""] I'm still laughing that my cat fell in the fish tank. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 1:10pm - brad weymouth ""] the_reverend said:I'm still laughing that my cat fell in the fish tank. pix? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 1:15pm - the_reverend ""] I WISH. it was at 3:30am. she plopped her fat ass in to the tank and then splashed all the water every where and there was a soaking wet cat path from upstairs all the way down the stairs and all over downstairs. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 1:22pm - sxealex ""] wait why are we wasting "precious" brain power http://www.returntothepit.com/bullshit.php |
| ________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 1:23pm - sxealex ""] Brutalized Sonic Kitty |
| ________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 1:24pm - sxealex ""] Sadomashochrist |
| ______________________________ [Jan 3,2008 1:25pm - Timma ""] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1bwezc-tkc |
| ________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 1:25pm - sxealex ""] Erotic Cerberus |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 1:39pm - anonymous ""] the erotic adventure of hercules the kitten. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 1:41pm - the_reverend ""] "Sadomashochrist" you mean sadomashokitty |
| ________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 3:40pm - sxealex ""] ha! |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 21,2009 10:49am - Kadooganimaniacs ""] WHAT DID YOU NAME IT?! |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 21,2009 6:10pm - the_reverend ""] A B C D COOKIE MONSTER. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 21,2009 11:13pm - Gabe_Horn ""] Faggot Face |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 22,2009 8:48am - aaron_michael ""] puppy. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 22,2009 2:47pm - ShadowSD ""] Kittitonia |
| __________________________________ [Nov 22,2009 2:48pm - ShadowSD ""] Or xcatx |
| _________________________________ [Nov 22,2009 2:54pm - Martins ""] ShadowSD said:Or xcatx haha, i like |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 22,2009 3:15pm - the_reverend ""] i thought he named him megatherion. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 22,2009 5:29pm - alexc ""] its markings make it look like it has a spartan soldiers helmet on |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 22,2009 5:31pm - thephantomgourmet ""] howzabout "pickle sniffer" |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 22,2009 6:03pm - AndrewBastard ""] name it Paul. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 22,2009 6:04pm - AndrewBastard ""] name it Paul. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 22,2009 6:06pm - the_reverend ""] if no one has made the suggestion yet, you could always name it Paul. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 22,2009 6:10pm - AndrewBastard ""] i've had a few double posts lately. i've had a few double posts lately. i've had a few double posts lately. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 22,2009 8:08pm - the_reverend ""] yeah, my new code should fix that, but i still need to upload that. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 23,2009 6:48am - xmikex ""] The cat's name is Bukowski. She's 2 years old now. What a weird random thread to bump. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 23,2009 9:32am - xmikex ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 23,2009 9:35am - the_reverend ""] name it Paul. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 23,2009 9:44am - Alexecutioner ""] DaveFromTheGrave said:BAGEL RAPER best name so far sxealex said:i think an awesome cat name is "chairman meow" but its been done. i met some crazy fucking lady at my work that named her cat this, she made t-shirts and buttons for him and he even has his own fucking website with a manifesto on it. WHAT THE FUCK ITS A FUCKING CAT! |
| ________________________________ [Nov 23,2009 9:53am - xmikex ""] the_reverend said:name it Paul. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 25,2015 4:53pm - Alx_Casket ""] xmikex said: the_reverend said:name it Paul. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 25,2015 6:25pm - xmikex ""] Cat and thread soon will turn 8. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 26,2015 8:32am - Shutup fagget ""] xmikex said:Cat and thread soon will turn 8. Shutup fagget |
| _______________________________ [Sep 27,2015 11:23am - Gil ""] xmikex said:Cat and thread soon will turn 8. So, did he come, or what? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 28,2015 9:57am - the_reverend ""] phew.. I came here thinking "oh no! did it die?!?!" |