How's this for a job listing...[views:1574][posts:16]_______________________________ [Jan 8,2008 2:52pm - xmikex ""] Found this on Newenglandfilm.org Pirate actors wanted for year-round pirate parties and seasonal pirate walking tour. Improvisation, singing and knot-tying skills a plus. Must be at least 18 years. Hourly wage ranges from $40.00-$100.00. Call (401) 294-4922 or seamail your interest to Contact . Contact: Eleyne Austen Sharp at Cap'n Nick's Newport Pirate Walk, Phone: 401-294-4922, Website: http://www.piratewalk.com (01/02/08) |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 8,2008 2:53pm - SkinSandwich ""] ARRRRRRR!!! I want in. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 8,2008 2:54pm - dreadkill ""] $40 an hour to be a pirate? that's great |
| _______________________________ [Jan 8,2008 3:00pm - xmikex ""] I'm sayin. There's some scurvy looking dudes on this board that could probably make a decent chunk of change from this. Have MSD teach you some knot tying skills if he can adapt his knots to tie someone who doesn't weigh 30 lbs. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 8,2008 3:19pm - largefreakatzero ""] I can tie a mean bowline and half-hitch. I wonder if raping/pillaging skills are a plus? |
| _____________________________ [Jan 8,2008 3:20pm - Yeti ""] hopefully they just punch anyone who shows up like Jack Sparrow. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 8,2008 3:21pm - Lamp ""] This is in Newport? Hmm... |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 8,2008 3:22pm - largefreakatzero ""] Yeti said:hopefully they just rape anyone who shows up like Jack Sparrow. *fixed |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 8,2008 10:59pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] shit i do that for free! well also i rob people. but that just part of being a pirate. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 8,2008 11:09pm - yummy ""] Holy shit! RI huh? |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 9,2008 8:46am - i_am_lazy ""] Too bad it's not closer. Damn. Not to mention I can't tie knots for shit. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 9,2008 9:07am - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 9,2008 9:36am - DrewBlood@Work ""] $40-$100? I wish I could pull off a convincing pirate, too bad they don't have lanky scotsman tours. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 9,2008 10:04am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] DestroyYouAlot said:[img] never gets old |
| _________________________________ [Jan 9,2008 11:19am - sxealex ""] I won't apply... but if someone does apply gimme the address and date of your first gig so I can show up and say " Arrr, gimme your wallet" Then when the chuckle and give it to me I can just leave. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 9,2008 12:20pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] DaveFromTheGrave said:never gets old SRSLY. I mean, just look at his expression! That's fucking intense. As is his mullet. I would so have answered this ad; no matter what happened when you showed up at whatever field behind a Costco he told you to meet him at, you know you'd be getting free drinks for years with the story. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 9,2008 12:43pm - xmikex ""] DaveFromTheGrave said:DestroyYouAlot said:[img] never gets old Anybody remember that Upright Citizens Brigade skit where some guy said he had a time machine, and he kept convincing dudes to get in it with him, and then they'd get raped? |