Dissecting the Hungry Man death breakfast[views:2008][posts:17]______________________________________ [Jan 25,2008 8:14am - the_reverend ""] http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/ |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 25,2008 8:26am - corpus_colostomy ""] holy shit! |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 25,2008 9:33am - DestroyYouAlot ""] 231% daily cholesterol. YUM |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 25,2008 9:35am - corpus_colostomy ""] the sodium intake in unbelievable, after eating this meal, your fingers will have an uncanny resemblance to the sausage links seen on the front cover. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 25,2008 9:40am - the_reverend ""] this prompted justin timberlake to make that famous song, my death in a box. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 25,2008 10:38am - Yeti ""] i can't eat shit like this, not only because of that insane sodium intake, but it tastes like processed crap. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 25,2008 10:50am - GoatCatalyst ""] I will use these to fatten my slaves. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 25,2008 11:00am - DestroyYouAlot ""] They won't be good eating if this is what you're feeding them. Eatin' slaves need a steady diet of fruits, vegetables, grains, and babies. You can really taste the baby. |
| __________________________________________________ [Jan 25,2008 12:19pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] "Now you may think I'm being overly obvious here - everyone knows TV dinners are bad for you, right? This is true, but Swanson's new breakfast takes it to a level which previously could only be achieved by eating entire alternate universes made only of prosciutto." HHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 25,2008 12:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I LOLed at that one, too. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 25,2008 12:43pm - SkinSandwich ""] Hey, at least it has a little calcium. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 25,2008 12:49pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] So do fingernail clippings. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 25,2008 12:53pm - SkinSandwich ""] Haha! |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 25,2008 1:06pm - Joeycobra ""] this article had me at puppy afterbirth |
| ______________________________ [Jan 25,2008 1:30pm - Yeti ""] i don't think i've ever had a truly satisfactory tv dinner, or just microwaveable dinner. i do enjoy those Stouffer's Panini sandwiches, but only the turkey one. those aren't really dinners though. i remember eating Kid Cuisine's occasionally as a kid, and hating everything about it. seriously, how do you fuck up a brownie? |
| ______________________________ [Jan 25,2008 1:31pm - Yeti ""] Yeti said:i don't think i've ever had a truly satisfactory tv dinner, or just microwaveable dinner. i do enjoy those Stouffer's Panini sandwiches, but only the turkey one. those aren't really dinners though. i remember eating Kid Cuisine's occasionally as a kid, and hating everything about them. seriously, how do you fuck up a brownie? |
| ______________________________ [Jan 25,2008 1:31pm - Yeti ""] oops. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 25,2008 2:32pm - y_ddraig_goch ""] that article was hilarious. |