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Nate Johnson

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[Jan 28,2008 3:03pm - Smoke Bulga  ""]
let's get serious for a sec, what's so special about him?
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[Jan 28,2008 3:13pm - aaron_michael ""]
he's a really good kisser
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[Jan 28,2008 6:07pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli  ""]
I wonder if Dre Robinson will ever find RTTP...
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[Jan 28,2008 6:35pm - the_reverend ""]
he's a snappy dresser.
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[Jan 28,2008 6:39pm - the_reverend ""]
his only weaknesses are poison sumac and blondes.
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[Jan 28,2008 8:33pm - anon  ""]
He has a flask with his name engraved on it.
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[Jan 28,2008 9:16pm - brian_dc ""]
He once drank a whole beer through his dick while doing a Yosemite Sam impersonation in the middle of a 4-some with a set of Swedish triplets

To Bill Brasky...oh...whoops
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[Jan 28,2008 11:15pm - NateTheWAR ""]
Im not that special

Ive been told Im a good kisser, but it's nice to see someone other than my own mother say so

I clean up well, especially when there's a blonde involved, but in the case of poison sumac, it just helps spread it

The flask was a gift from a blonde (at least she was most of the time)

I cant say Ive ever put beer through any other orifice other than my mouth, and It was probably an Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonation

The triplets I wish was true but unfortunately, Im a one woman man, Not to say I haven't had sex with two different girls in the same day, just not at the same time.

One day I hope people talk about me in the same manner some talk about the late, great Bill Brasky, but I think thats a FAR stretch

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[Jan 29,2008 12:39am - immortal13 ""]
I just think he's a sick vocalist, and he's friends with the manager of a pizza place I used to work at.
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[Jan 29,2008 12:45am - the_reverend ""]
Speaking of his vocals, they can turn zombies into beer.

After Since the Flood, he will sing for Integrity, but Dwid will come back to record the CD and then do a brief tour singing with the bass player from crowbar and a drum machine.
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[Jan 29,2008 12:49am - immortal13 ""]
And then eventually he'll move on to Devourement, just to get another little bit of death metal in his long list of band history.
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[Jan 29,2008 1:56am - SW  ""]
he is afraid of spiders
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[Jan 29,2008 2:23am - DAVESTF nli  ""]
he loves LOST
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[Jan 29,2008 3:03am - the_reverend ""]
every sandwich he's ever eaten was a manwich
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[Jan 29,2008 3:08am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I saw him eat a bible whole.

I'm wearing an adult diaper.
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[Jan 29,2008 3:12am - the_reverend ""]
his dad insired the Burly paper towels from the simpsons episode and his mom is Betty Crocker. His uncle? none other than Joe Cocker.
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[Jan 29,2008 5:17am - bradmann ""]
dildos in the pit.

'nuff said.
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[Jan 29,2008 5:55am - aaron michaelNLI  ""]
The great wall of china was his idea
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[Jan 29,2008 10:05am - immortal13 ""]
He created fire, and was the first to find out how to reproduce.
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[Jan 29,2008 10:11am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!
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[Jan 29,2008 10:16am - immortal13 ""]
No, he drives this:

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[Jan 29,2008 10:25am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
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[Jan 29,2008 1:22pm - blue on mah itouch lolz  ""]
I once saw him scissor kick angela Lansbury.
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[Jan 29,2008 2:20pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
He wears footsie pajamas.
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[Jan 29,2008 2:27pm - brian_dc ""]
who doesn't?
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[Jan 29,2008 2:37pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
brian_dc said:who doesn't?


Good point...but he's got an extra dickhole in his.
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[Jan 29,2008 2:39pm - brian_dc ""]
kick save and a beauty
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[Jan 29,2008 2:47pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
That's why I get paid the big bucks, sir.
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[Sep 16,2015 2:53pm - Ho Lovah  ""]
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