When cloning goes wrong.[views:12252][posts:75]_______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 1:06pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] http://www.dnaco.net/~vogelke/pictures/when-cloning-goes-wrong/ Somehow, no owlbears. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 1:38pm - the_reverend ""] seem most of them before. no one under the age of 28 knows what and owlbear is. [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 1:43pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] My favorite grudge monster of all time. Nothing puts an uppity party back in their place like an owlbear or ten. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 2:04pm - Fuck_Logging_In_NLI ""] I was hoping for a half-bear, half-pig, half-man hybrid. sadly I was let down. :-( |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 2:19pm - the_reverend ""] that's 150%! |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 3:00pm - DreamingInExile ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 3:05pm - SacreligionNLI ""] an owlbear is no beholder, though |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 3:12pm - RichHorrorNLI ""] I wanna use a spell. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:03pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] "Do you have any Mountain Dew?" |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:04pm - RichHorrorNLI ""] I use my Hackmaster +12 on them. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:04pm - the_reverend ""] for like he 8th time dya, tripod means no remote links. anyone that know nothing about d&d will always bring up a beholder. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:05pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] LOL I never should've let you get that thing. Where's a rust monster when you need one? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:05pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] the_reverend said:for like he 8th time dya, tripod means no remote links. anyone that know nothing about d&d will always bring up a beholder. I'll make sure to remember that whilst posting as my top-secret alter ego, DreamingInExile. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:06pm - RichHorrorNLI ""] Wait a minute... this dungeon... it's your house, isn't it? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:08pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] DestroyYouAlot said:LOL I never should've let you get that thing. Where's a rust monster when you need one? Oh, wait, here comes one. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:09pm - A RUST MONSTER ""] [img] I CAN HAS HAKMASTUR? OM NOM NOM NOM |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:09pm - RichHorrorNLI ""] Quoting your own post... you're like the Eddie Murphy of RPG humor. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I had to get things back on track after the Rev was done besmirching my hotlinking skillz based on the merits of someone else's post. The big meanie. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:12pm - RichHorrorNLI ""] You beautiful whore. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:15pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I just want to make it known here that I'm listening to Mortiis as I post this. In case you were worried that I was engaging in some slightly less-nerdy pasttime. Rich, you're now the proud owner of a Hackmaster hilt. But it's still +12. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:31pm - the_reverend ""] I cast fapfapfap detection + 5 BEFORE we started. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 5:26pm - SacreligionNLI ""] the_reverend said:anyone that know nothing about d&d will always bring up a beholder. it'll still fuck you up though! and i figured that someone who knew nothing about D&D would mention dragons...just sayin |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 5:39pm - SacreligionNLI ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 7:31pm - swamplorddvm ""] I wish some of those were real. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 10:50pm - GUESS WHO? ""] KNOCK KNOCK |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 10:54pm - SacreligionNLI ""] WHO IS IT?! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 10:56pm - A BULETTE ""] [img] HAI GUYZ |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 10:57pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ok, guys, roll for surprise! |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 10:57pm - SacreligionNLI ""] 1 |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 11:37pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ouch - sucks to be you. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 11:37pm - A BULETTE ""] OM NOM NOM NOM *URP* |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 11:39pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] You lose at D&D. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 5,2008 12:15am - demondave ""] My owlbear will fuck up your Gator Bird [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 5,2008 12:52am - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 5,2008 6:19am - SacreligionNLI ""] DestroyYouAlot said:You lose at D&D. the dice don't like me |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 5,2008 9:06am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ok, guys, new characters. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 5,2008 11:40am - largefreakatzero ""] Someone needs to post that band photo of 13 Winters in this thread. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 5,2008 12:38pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I'll do you one better. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 5,2008 12:42pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 5,2008 12:44pm - the_reverend ""] no pots and pans robots? fail |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 5,2008 12:46pm - the_reverend ""] I'm rolling you up a D&D character, rolling a 2d4 for all your stats and calling him Admiral Failure von Failington III. you will be a sailor. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 5,2008 12:54pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Helloooooo, thailor! |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 6,2008 12:19am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ok, you're in a 10' wide, 30' hall; there's a door at the end. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 6,2008 12:19am - DestroyYouAlot ""] WHAT DO YO DO?!? |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 6,2008 11:51am - SacreligionNLI ""] How well lit is it? I use my rogue-class thieving skills to look for any traps and cautiously investigate the door. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 6,2008 12:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] It's lit by an Itty-Bitty Book Lamp. The door appears trapped - someone has thoughtfully balanced a bucket labeled "SULFURIC ACID LOL" on top of it. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 6,2008 12:21pm - SacreligionNLI ""] I use my longsword to try to "thread" it through the handle all clumsy like from hot shots!: part deux |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 6,2008 12:48pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] You tip the bucket over on yourself, and are rewarded with a shower of confetti made from finely-chopped Listerine breath strips. You now smell minty fresh. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 6,2008 1:15pm - SacreligionNLI ""] it DID bring the LOLz! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 6,2008 1:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ok, what next? *rolls multiple dice menacingly for effect* |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 6,2008 1:42pm - SacreligionNLI ""] i don't see this working out well for me...although mock campaigns in threads seem to be hilarious |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 6,2008 2:23pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] *taps feet* *rolls more dice* *consults Monster Manual while glaring over the top of the book* |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 6,2008 6:59pm - SacreligionNLI ""] the DM giveth and the DM taketh |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 7,2008 9:15am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Uh-oh, you took too long. A COCKMONGLER APPEARS! |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 7,2008 9:16am - RICHARD C. MONGLER ""] [img] I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK!!! |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 7,2008 9:22am - theaccursedvokillist ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 11,2008 12:36pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] You all fail your saves vs. cockmongling, and gain the Sexually Confused flaw. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 11,2008 12:53pm - Yeti ""] SacreligionNLI said:i don't see this working out well for me...although mock campaigns in threads seem to be hilarious you take 10 points of damage! nah that doesn't work without the look. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 11,2008 12:55pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Next thing you know, the screams of passion wrenched out of you by the cockmongler's vicious cockmongling attract a wandering monster! A PEDOWLBEAR APPEARS! |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 11,2008 12:56pm - PEDOWLBEAR ""] [img] GRRR!!! |
| _________________________________ [Feb 11,2008 6:35pm - SacNLI ""] that's a lot of cockmongling i use my origami to turn a picture of emma watson into a paper airplane and throw it far away |
| _________________________________ [Feb 11,2008 11:39pm - NIGGER ""] DOES THIS EXPLAIN HALLE BERRY? |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 9:14am - DestroyYouAlot ""] SacNLI said:that's a lot of cockmongling i use my origami to turn a picture of emma watson into a paper airplane and throw it far away Do you have any to-hit bonuses vs. "far away"? |
| _________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 1:19pm - SacNLI ""] i have a +3 brady arm, does that help? i was hoping that pedowlbear would reveal its true identity to be MSD |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 1:22pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] SacNLI said:i have a +3 brady arm, does that help? Oh, totally. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 11:22am - DestroyYouAlot ""] QUICK, EVERYBODY ROLL UP NEW CHARACTERS AND TELL ME WHAT YOU GOT. RESTRICTED RACE AND CLASS COMBINATIONS: FECAL MAGE, DEMI-PIRATE, PEDOBEAR-KIN, FINNTROLL, AND HALF-CHIODOS. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 12:05pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] FIRST ONE IN GETS A POTION THAT'S LIKE +8 VS. WERE-JUGGALOS. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 26,2009 12:58pm - Yeti ""] hahahahahahaha the truest curse of all. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 3:17pm - boring ""] 8^( |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 3:25pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] For cereal. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 26,2009 3:32pm - Yeti ""] you're all fucked now [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 4:00pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] OK, YETI'S A 1ST-LEVEL TARRASQUE FIGHTER WITH AN ANTI-WERE-JUGGALO POTION. WHO'S NEXT? |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 4:50pm - DomesticTerror ""] Ravenloft or GTFO |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 4:54pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I CHOOSE THE LATTER - DOMESTIC TERROR IS NOW A GNOME THIEF FROM OERTH, GTFO FOR SHORT. WHO'S NEXT? |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 5:04pm - DomesticTerror ""] roll the dice to see if i'm getting drunk. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 5:08pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] YOU ARE. |