ATTN: Composted show attendees.[views:2914][posts:60]____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:10pm - RichHorror ""] Effective immediately we are accepting/demanding donations of food and ridiculous clothing at all Composted shows. Make sure it's an already prepared food [i.e. don't bring a bag of unpopped microwave popcorn]. Spots on our guest list for people who bring really awesome stuff. This is without the approval of the rest of the band, but fuck them anyway. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:12pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I will eat the unpopped microwave popcorn. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:13pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahahaha! I'm surprised none of us thought of this before. Richard, you are a fucking genius. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:14pm - corpus_colostomy ""] PORK LOIN MASSACRE!! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:14pm - RichHorror ""] DUH YEAH I KNOW |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:15pm - RichHorror ""] My previous post was for that fucking jerk Mark Richards, just to clarify. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:17pm - corpus_colostomy ""] thank you for clarifying richard, i was going to put you on the list. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:18pm - RichHorror ""] He shat on my front lawn and throatfucked my Granny's drapes. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:24pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I'm going to donate fresh vegetables. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:25pm - RichHorror ""] Get thee to a nunnery. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] *gets to a nunnery with a box full of cucumbers and summer squash* |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:28pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i love me some vegetables |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:31pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] How about broth? Bouillon cubes? |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] TONIGHT WE DINE IN COMPOSTED! |
| __________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:31pm - archaeon ""] except a 69 course meal on the 7th |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:31pm - theaccurseddrummer ""] DestroyYouAlot said:I'm going to donate fresh vegetables. I'll be donating vegetables that were fresh maybe six months ago, that are currently sitting in a compost pile. See the irony? Hell yes. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:35pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Oh man, Grant's gonna be servin' up t3h b0nn3rz. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:35pm - RichHorror ""] Gimme some ice cream sammiches. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:37pm - RichHorror ""] Wild boner parties. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:39pm - theaccurseddrummer ""] RichHorror said:Gimme some ice cream sammiches. This, I can do, but the box you get will never be full. I require a minimum 33% cut for all delicious treats donated to you for stage-related shenanigans. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:41pm - RichHorror ""] This ain't Deal or No Deal and you ain't Howie Mandel. Be grateful. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:43pm - RichHorror ""] Also, all Composted shows are now to be referred to as food drives. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:44pm - theaccurseddrummer ""] RichHorror said:This ain't Deal or No Deal and you ain't Howie Mandel. Be grateful. That's the business Rich, you've gotta take what you can get, and if I decide to bring a third eaten box of ice cream sammiches, it is YOU who should be grateful. I shall eat.... some. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:45pm - theaccurseddrummer ""] RichHorror said:Also, all Composted shows are now to be referred to as food drives. and THAT term should be used very loosely. :shocker: |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Just eat 1/3rd of each bar. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:48pm - theaccurseddrummer ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Just eat 1/3rd of each bar. Genius. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 6:04pm - RichHorror ""] STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 8:01pm - DrewBlood ""] bonus points for food from a restaurant on the plate it was served on? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 8:02pm - RichHorror ""] That's some house nigga shit. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 8:03pm - DrewBlood ""] I'm thinking moons over my hammy |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 8:05pm - RichHorror ""] I'm thinking diabetic seizure. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 8:16pm - DrewBlood ""] HYPERTENSION!!! ......DIABETES!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 8:19pm - RichHorror ""] Hello, I'm Wilford Brimley. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 9:02pm - the_reverend ""] 15 PECKERS!!!!!!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:12am - ellesarusrex ""] eat the head off a bat rich... show ozzy whos metal... |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:12am - RichHorror ""] Fuck this band, they don't even do angel dust. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:13am - Dave_Maggot ""] i did shrooms the other night. am i on the right track? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:14am - RichHorror ""] Less hippie organicness, Dave... more life threatening brainkillers. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:17am - Dave_Maggot ""] i'll do that next time. this time i just really had the strange urge to be scared of my own hand for an hour. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:19am - RichHorror ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:21am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] We do KRYLON though. |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:22am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It is frightening how quickly you were able to retrieve that picture, Rich. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:22am - Dave_Maggot ""] yeah pretty much. and the shadows were closing in on me. i wish i wasnt afraid of my hand so i couldve written a sweet shroom induced story, novel and or song |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:22am - RichHorror ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:We do KRYLON though. No you don't. THIS IS A BUNCH OF HOLLYWOOD BULLSHIT |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:22am - RichHorror ""] Smoke and mirrors |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:24am - RichHorror ""] I am frightening and beautiful. |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:25am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You're like the Golddust of death metal. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:26am - RichHorror ""] I will Shattered Dreams your faggot ass it'll make your ziti spin |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:26am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:27am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Can you please reiterate what you just said about ziti, in English this time? |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:28am - Dave_Maggot ""] it looks like golddust has a spinning ziti in his tights |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:29am - RichHorror ""] Sweet Dick WIllie |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 8:32am - the_reverend ""] ll [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 10:04am - DestroyYouAlot ""] LOL |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 10:46am - JDDomnli ""] can we whip this "prepared food" at you on stage, GG Allin style? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 10:53am - RichHorror ""] If you want GG Allin style I can always piss all over your garage on the 4th. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 11:10am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] ahahahhaahaha @ POLL'S CLOSED |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 11:28am - DestroyYouAlot ""] IRL RAIDS IN YOUR ELECTORAL PROCESS CALLING FOR /B/LACKUP |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 11:47am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] mikeposted (11:46:10 AM): How's this for a Composted stage idea... we get a cheap garden hose and fill it with beef blood and sour milk. We prop it up so that both ends are elevated, leaving all the liquid in the middle. Then, while we play... mark, joe, or dave blows on one end and the crowd blows on the other. mikeposted (11:46:13 AM): If the crowd covers us with bloodmilk, they get a free shirt. If we cover them, we get to facefuck all their grandfathers. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 11:48am - RichHorror ""] Epic repost is epic. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 11:48am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] We both posted at 11:47. Who will turn out the victor? |