So what's the best way to commit suicide?
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[Feb 13,2008 11:10pm - fleshfries ""]
I've heard a bullet to the head isn't too reliable....but that isn't too creative. What are all your fun ideas that could make this world disappear?
[Feb 13,2008 11:14pm - Hungtableed ""]
12 gauge 00 buck to the grape will do it. If you think it isn't too reliable, I dare you to try it.
[Feb 13,2008 11:14pm - RichHorror ""]
Stop breathing.
[Feb 13,2008 11:15pm - Hungtableed ""]
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[Feb 13,2008 11:18pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Will the electrons in your body to stop vibrating; you'll freeze to death.
[Feb 13,2008 11:55pm - MikePile ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:Will the electrons in your body to stop vibrating; you'll freeze to death.
actually you'd just kind of disappear, which probably is the coolest way to kill yourself ever
A++
[Feb 14,2008 12:53am - swamplorddvm ""]
Sleeping pills. A shit load. (It will actually make your heart race but you'll fall asleep while that happens.) You get to listen to some music while you go. But you have to wait around and think about shit, so YOU'VE GOTTA WANT IT!
Or jump off somewhere high up.
But for the record. You shouldnt kill your self. It is wrong.
[Feb 14,2008 2:08am - l ""]
as soon as possible
[Feb 14,2008 2:14am - Y_Ddraig_Goch ""]
I think if I was commiting suicide it would be in some vengeful way, I.E packing myself full of explosives and killing some corrupt politician or business giant
[Feb 14,2008 4:03am - INFECT ""]
ive always thought it would be cool to eat a shit ton of LSD and jump off a really high building
[Feb 14,2008 7:47am - MassOfSLITZnli ""]
If you hire someone to do it for you, does that count? I know if I were to try, I would fuck it up, just like I do everything else.
[Feb 14,2008 8:54am - largefreakatzero ""]
If you are going for maximum effect, the 12 gauge is the way. Nothing like a brain mural on the wall to make people remember you.
If you are looking to just go to sleep and not wake up, go for the pills or a massive heroin OD. Car in the garage with the motor on works too.
[Feb 14,2008 8:58am - the_reverend ""]
http://independent.gmnews.com/news/2005/0118/Front_Page/010.html
[Feb 14,2008 9:14am - largefreakatzero ""]
the_reverend said:http://independent.gmnews.com/news/2005/0118/Front_Page/010.html
You've got to give him points for creativity.
[Feb 14,2008 9:40am - ZJD ""]
There is an animated picture of it somewhere, but if you krazy glue your hands to the side of your head and then hang yourself with razor wire, it will appear as though you ripped your own head off.
[Feb 14,2008 9:46am - DrewBlood@Work ""]
Drive your car into a moving train.
[Feb 14,2008 9:55am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
murder-suicide. if ur gonna go down, take some one with you to keep you company.
[Feb 14,2008 9:57am - menodance ""]
ZJD said:There is an animated picture of it somewhere, but if you krazy glue your hands to the side of your head and then hang yourself with razor wire, it will appear as though you ripped your own head off.
WINNER!
[Feb 14,2008 9:58am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
I hear the Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuttin' ta fuck with. Try fucking with them.
[Feb 14,2008 10:10am - christopher ""]
drown in a vat of my own urine
[Feb 14,2008 10:10am - christopher ""]
...pissing myself to death
[Feb 15,2008 10:43am - JDDomni ""]
ACID BATH...you won't do it!
[Feb 15,2008 10:46am - Yeti ""]
dive headfirst off of a high dive into a frozen pool.
[Feb 15,2008 11:13am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Get in a staring contest with a moving train.
[Feb 15,2008 11:18am - PeteovDom ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:Get in a staring contest with a moving train.
what decides the winner, if you blink or laugh?
[Feb 15,2008 11:18am - RichHorror ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:I hear the Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuttin' ta fuck with. Try fucking with them.
You could also do a similar thing and mess with Texas.
[Feb 15,2008 11:26am - kadooganonymous ""]
Don't rely on no one else.
[Feb 15,2008 11:47am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
PeteovDom said:
DestroyYouAlot said:Get in a staring contest with a moving train.
what decides the winner, if you blink or laugh?
The winner is whoever smashes the loser into a quivering bag of pulped flesh and pulverized bone. (I wouldn't take the Vegas odds on this contest, BTW.)
[Feb 15,2008 11:52am - PeteovDom ""]
trains don't have flesh and b...oooohhhh!
[Feb 15,2008 1:52pm - SacNLI ""]
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[Feb 15,2008 3:17pm - Yeti ""]
hahahahaha good one, i'm surprised that hasn't been said yet.
[Feb 15,2008 5:24pm - poop ""]
delete system32 file
[Feb 15,2008 5:36pm - INFECT ""]
the_reverend said:http://independent.gmnews.com/news/2005/0118/Front_Page/010.html.
"Nuss said that it was evident after talking to family members and discovering other supporting materials, that it was a suicide."
One would think that it would be evident after a cursory examination of the situation
[Feb 15,2008 5:37pm - INFECT ""]
i mean, the guy fucking tied his neck to a lamppost and drove off
[Feb 15,2008 6:03pm - Fuck_Logging_In_NLI ""]
dude just take 20 Aleve.
[Feb 15,2008 6:53pm - corpus_colostomy ""]
get a "real" job and go everyday...
[Feb 15,2008 7:57pm - Cholas ""]
Ask them.
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[Apr 28,2011 8:41am - Alx_Casket ""]
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[Apr 28,2011 9:02am - thirdknuckle ""]
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