Hey, Faggots[views:2517][posts:49]______________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:17am - alpha male ""] Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. |
| __________________________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:19am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] Wait, so this is what you do after you get a blow job? Fuckin' creepy to the max. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:20am - RichHorror ""] He clowned us pretty bad there. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:22am - archaeon ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:24am - the_reverend ""] oh, faggots don't like pussy. fqggots fuck in the butt. this post is epic in it's contraditions. it's like a thread were richhorror said he was the designated driver. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:37am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] I love trolls. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:41am - the_reverend ""] I dub this one fagtroll. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:46am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Finntrag? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:46am - contagion ""] archaeon said:[img]love the image URL aha |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:47am - archaeon ""] haha yes i just noticed that when posting |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:49am - DestroyYouAlot ""] contagion said: archaeon said:love the image URL aha Hahahah- Oh shit, is dat 1 mine? LULZ |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:49am - DestroyYouAlot ""] And, yes - I have a guidos folder. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:50am - the_reverend ""] ATTN FAGGOTS: ARE YOU HAWT ENOUGH TO SUCK A BONER? |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:52am - archaeon ""] DestroyYouAlot said: contagion said: archaeon said:love the image URL aha Hahahah- Oh shit, is dat 1 mine? LULZ I saw this thread and referred back to the guido thread haha. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:52am - the_reverend ""] if were were faggots, we would have sweet staches and there would be much less posting and much more drinking, rollerbladin, and ass shagging |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:54am - the_reverend ""] diego foldo |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:54am - RichHorror ""] I can drink and poast at the same time. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:58am - the_reverend ""] I want a video of you osting, drinking, rollerblading, and ass shagging all at the same time. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:59am - RichHorror ""] I can't do the last two. :( |
| __________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 1:00am - brian_dc ""] official soundtracking |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 1:02am - RichHorror ""] Sweet Dick Willie |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 1:42am - thegreatspaldino ""] d00d its time for pushups while listening to DMB, brah |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 1:53am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] DMB is sick, khed, sans pushups. For the record, though, I HAVE been saying "shit was SO cash" for 3 days now. Best phrase ever. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 1:55am - brian_dc ""] Man, language is a powerful thing. Every time I see the thread title I feel like actually saying "hey" back |
| _______________________________ [Feb 21,2008 7:42am - Pires ""] alpha%20male said:Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. i envy this kid... his girlfriend is hot AND captain of the football team??? reminds me of that Nada Surf song from the early 90's! |
| __________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 7:50am - brian_dc ""] someone other than Moe and I talking about Nada Surf? |
| ______________________________ [Feb 21,2008 8:26am - Yeti ""] not now chief, i'm in the fuckin' zone. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 10:13am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] SHIT WAS SO CASH |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 10:25am - fleshfries ""] I'm sad that he won't be back to respond to any of this. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 10:27am - GEORGE ZIMMER ""] [img] HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGANTUAN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VITAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN'S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACKSIDE OF A WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS "WOMAN'S" RAISIN-SIZED WINKY WINKLER, I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT AND PENETRATED HIS ESOPHAGUS, RIPPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPSE FROM MY MONEYMAKER. TO TEACH ALL OF NEW YORK A LESSON FOR LETTING THIS FLAMING FAG BAG LIVE, I LET LOOSE A SEMENAL FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UPON THE TOWERS OF TWO (AT WHOM'S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A CLOWN RAPING AN 8 YEAR OLD), WHICH CAUSED THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE ME AFTER A WEEKEND METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW YORKERS AND MADE NIGGER JOKES AS THEY RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD OF SPERMAZOA, MASTURBATING TO THE LOOKS OF HORROR ON THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FACE AND BECAUSE THEY HATE ARABS MORE THAN JEWS, PAINTED A BOEING 767 ON MY GIGANTIC COCK AND CALLED IT A TERRORIST ATTACK. THE FEELING OF PAINTBRUSHES ON MY DICK MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNORTED UP EVERY LAST DROP BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COKE. I GUARANTEE IT. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 10:37am - dreadkill ""] the_reverend said:oh, faggots don't like pussy. fqggots fuck in the butt. this post is epic in it's contraditions. it's like a thread were richhorror said he was the designated driver. hahahaha |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 10:40am - dreadkill ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:DMB is sick, khed, sans pushups. For the record, though, I HAVE been saying "shit was SO cash" for 3 days now. Best phrase ever. picturing you saying that makes me laugh |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 10:53am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] fleshfries said:I'm sad that he won't be back to respond to any of this. He definitely will not. This is copypasta from /b/ last week. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 11:00am - ADOLF HITLER ""] [img] HI I'M ADOLF HITLER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE NAZI PARTY. THE HISTORY BOOKS ARE WRONG, THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS DID NOT KILL THE JEWS. I PERSONALLY KILLED EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THE SIX MILLION WITH MY GARGANTUAN GERMAN GLOCKENSPEIL. MY MASSIVE FRANKFURTER FROM THE FATHERLAND SMASHED EACH AND EVERY HEEB WITH MORE ZEST AND ZEAL THEN ZYKLON-B EVER COULD FATHOM. FOUR AND ONE HALF MILLION PERISHED UNDER MY IMPRENGABLE BUNKER. THE OTHER ONE POINT FIVE MILLION I DROWNED IN A COLLOSAL RAIN OF MY FUHRERFUNK, EACH JEW CHOKING WITH DELIGHT ON MY DELICIOUS DONGDROPPINGS. THEIR GASPING, CHOKING VOICES SOUNDED LIKE A GREEK CHORUS UNTIL THE FINAL BREATHS OF THE LAST. I GUARANTEE IT. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 11:18am - the_reverend ""] adolf didn't make the basketball team. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 21,2008 11:29am - pam ""] He got me. I love the cock. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:03pm - the_reverend ""] fag |
| ______________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:12pm - pam ""] I know. I watch Project Runway too. I'm a huge pillow biter. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:15pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 12:22pm - xmikex ""] alpha%20male said: Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. I'm Joe Montana. Topped. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 9:32pm - NIGGER ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2008 9:51pm - the_reverend ""] POLL's CLOSED |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 12:20am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Love me some Evan Dorkin. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:37am - Yeti ""] i'm Joe Namath. my car broke down. it was just vapor lock....vapor lock....vapor lock.... |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:46am - the_reverend ""] which one are you? bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:47am - RichHorror ""] ... |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:52am - bradmann ""] there is nothing wrong with jacking off to pictures on facebook. I HAVE NO SHAME |
| ________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 1:50pm - xmikex ""] I bet this dude beats it to pictures of used pickup trucks on autotrader.com |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 4:17pm - aaron_michael ""] I was a short stop on my baseball team and a goalie on my lacrosse team. I play in a band and wear Hollister jeans. I hope this guy thinks I'm cool... [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 5:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] i think OP is a pretty cool guy. eh has a banging hot girlfriend and doesnt afraid of anything. |