words from cythraul[views:52883][posts:403]__________________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 8:22pm - shawn(cythraul) ""] This is the guitar player from cythraul, I just wanna say our drummer steve's beliefs and the rest of the bands beliefs are different but we still suport him 100%. If you have a problem with steve take it up with him leave cythraul out of it. If you got a problem with cythraul bring it on cause we are tired of all this bullshit drama! |
| _________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 8:27pm - W3 nli ""] fuckin a |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 8:56pm - the_reverend ""] huh? |
| _________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 9:03pm - W3 nli ""] i said "fuckin a" |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 9:21pm - dreadkill ""] shawn, when did anyone attack steve's beliefs? in that "pure" black metal thread started by some elitist black metal guy, all i said was that a band with a christian drummer wouldn't fit his elitist idea of pure black metal. i think that elitist shit is dumb. i wasn't attacking steve or cythraul. i have no problem with anyone in cythraul aside from steve. i wouldn't have a problem with steve if he would just leave shit alone like i told him to months ago. he's the one who creates all the "bullshit drama", not me. it's funny how all of a sudden there are a bunch of anonymous posts on this board talking shit about me. it's clearly steve and/or a couple of his buddies. my comment in the elitist black metal thread was not meant as an attack on cythraul or steve. it was meant to point out how dumb black metal elitists are. i don't care about other people's beliefs as long as they aren't forcing the beliefs on me. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 9:29pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] Ha, this is wicked gay. I love it. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 9:51pm - dr. sphincto ""] who would ever talk shit about you ken? Ur a cool guy |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:26pm - Aegathis ""] a kewl kewl man that is |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:30pm - drama is gay ""] People need to grow up and stop talking shit over the internet. If you got a problem bring it to the real world. If you aren't going to bring it to the real world then shut the fuck up. Stop bringing Cythraul into your petty little internet war. You damn well know bringing steve 's name up is gonna cause problems no matter what you say. I don't have a problem with you Ken but you just need to let things go away and get on with your life. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:37pm - the_reverend ""] I shit talk ken all the time. mostly about his pension for the males. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:40pm - RichHorror ""] hotmale.com |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:41pm - RichHorror ""] I hated Ken until I learned he wasn't a colored. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:45pm - the_reverend ""] he's not? fuck that dude. I thought he was some sort of indian and that's the only reason I liked him. no curry, no likey. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:46pm - dreadkill ""] don't paint me to look like the person who is causing problems and not getting on with my life. that's total bullshit. steve is the one who needs to get over shit and get on with his life. he's the one who causes the drama. i never brought shit onto this site. it was him posting anonymously. i've never talked shit about him on this site and i've never included cythraul in anything. i have no problem with anyone else in cythraul. steve is the one who won't leave me or my girlfriend alone. he talks tons of shit about me behind my back, and i just ignore it. i'm sick of him spreading lies about me to people and causing drama. he's the one who had the problem in the first place. all i ever did was tell him to leave me alone. he needs to get over shit and he knows it. i've told him to cut the shit and he apologizes for it, then starts it up again a few months later. he has no self control and he acts like a fucking child. i've been pretty nice to him. a lot of people wouldn't tolerate this crap for as long as i have. he needs some fucking help. i never wanted it to come to this, explaining shit on a public forum, but he just keeps pushing. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:47pm - dreadkill ""] my post is directed at whoever "drama is gay" is. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:47pm - archaeon ""] drama%20is%20gay said:People need to grow up and stop talking shit over the internet. If you got a problem bring it to the real world. If you aren't going to bring it to the real world then shut the fuck up. Stop bringing Cythraul into your petty little internet war. You damn well know bringing steve 's name up is gonna cause problems no matter what you say. I don't have a problem with you Ken but you just need to let things go away and get on with your life. Man, anonymous poster, your words of wisdom changed my life. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:48pm - goatshead666 ""] You have a problem with Steve because you're with his ex girlfriend. This is over a stupid broad. Ex: Anthony and Dana. This shit is so fuckin stupid. I think DMS got over this a long time ago, doesn't give two shits...I dont give a shit. No one cares about any of this bullshit. Who gives a flying fuck! DMS has nothing against Ken or the broad or anybody. I know this for a fact. So from here on in, everybody shut the fuck up and leave everyone alone, and just let things go. Do what you have to do with your band and succeed. Enough of this metal brother vs. metal brother. I am not going to write ever again because this shit is so fuckin gay. No matter what anybody think, DMS is the shit, I have nothing against Ken cuz I dont know Ken. Unless you know the person, no one should be talkin shit. Now everybody just go get drunk and high and listen to metal!! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:52pm - the_reverend ""] hm.. hos go before something and after something else... but I can't remember what. probably waffles. damn, I want some waffles. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:52pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] Only one solution: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES. Take it to thunderdome. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:52pm - dreadkill ""] i have a problem with steve because he has a problem. he's not over it, so apparently you don't know your facts. if he was over it a long time ago, he wouldn't have caused all the problems he did over the summer and intermittently in the months since the summer. if he was over it, he wouldn't spread lies about me behind my back. i never had a problem with the guy until he pulled that stupid shit. i'm all for letting everything go and getting drunk and whatnot. i didn't want a problem in the first place. the thing is, everytime i think he has let things go and gotten over it, he starts shit again. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:54pm - the_reverend ""] the only thing worse than an ex-gf is a gf's ex. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:55pm - the_reverend ""] oh, but I like when rich horror smokes 10 poles. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:55pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:56pm - RichHorror ""] Mad poles |
| __________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:57pm - W3 nli ""] i thought it was crazy mad poles |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:58pm - the_reverend ""] how can people in the 00's not know that you can't link images from tripod? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:59pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] oops |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:59pm - pissingtears ""] If you have a problem with steve,well you should have a problem with alex onslought cause he fucked your girl too! he's laughing his balls out on you! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:00pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:00pm - the_reverend ""] I think alex fucked rich too. :( |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:00pm - RichHorror ""] Crazy mad phat stupid poles |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:01pm - RichHorror ""] ALEX FUCKED ME AND I LOVED IT KILL ME |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:01pm - dreadkill ""] once again, steve posting anonymously under yet another name, kind of like all the weird myspace messages he sent me over the summer from fake accounts, pretending to be different people. i don't have any problem with alex because he doesn't act like a child and he keeps the past in the past, where it should be. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:01pm - pissingtears ""] Who has he not fucked lol? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:02pm - RichHorror ""] lol wut |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:02pm - RichHorror ""] Is Steve the guy that looks like a terrorist? |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:03pm - pissingtears ""] Steve is christain and i am not bro! SEE how beliefs don't matter! i just don't think you are cool! |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:04pm - brad weymouth ""] pissingtears said: laughing his balls out on you! that sounds painful |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:04pm - RichHorror ""] I'm Jesus Christ. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:05pm - pissingtears ""] I don't like gay metal bands to tell ya the truth |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:05pm - dreadkill ""] steve often uses exclamation points in every sentence, even questions. you aren't fooling me, pal. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:06pm - the_reverend ""] RichHorror said:ALEX FUCKED ME AND I LOVED IT KILL ME classic. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:12pm - W3 nli ""] the TYAG girl fights were much more entertaining, you fail |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:13pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] pissingtears said:I don't like gay metal bands to tell ya the truth "gay metal"? You mean like Avenged Sevenfold. I don't like them either. Wanna rub butts? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:13pm - the_reverend ""] the last a7x I heard sounded just like iron maiden and pretty much ruled. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:17pm - *asshole* ""] asshole, how the fuck do you know how someone writes exclamation points or not. the dude doesn't even have a computer, he has to go to the library to use it. And obviously, the library is closed, so whoever is writing like DMS or trying to write like him...you're making things worse... |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:18pm - RichHorror ""] Stop calling him DMS before the real DMS comes and kills us with uzis. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:18pm - drama llama ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:18pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] This thread needs more rich horror. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:19pm - RichHorror ""] This Rich Horror needs more whiskey. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:20pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] the_reverend said:the last a7x I heard sounded just like iron maiden and pretty much ruled. Lies, I require proof. Last AX7 I heard was some faggy "I'm not insane I'm not insaeeeaaaeeeaaaaeeeaaaeeeaaeieieieieiaiaiaiaine" bullshit. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:20pm - RichHorror ""] Aaron is so high. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:20pm - dr. phil ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:21pm - i_am_not_me ""] Penchant, rev. Penchant. I don't think he has a retirement plan. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:21pm - RichHorror ""] dr.%20phil said:[img] How the fuck are you gonna do a special on dieting when you're so fat? Fuck you, hillbilly cunt |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:21pm - the_reverend ""] *demonstrates his style* |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:22pm - i_am_not_me ""] </delay> |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:22pm - the_reverend ""] I don't care, I do wha I want. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:22pm - W3 nli ""] RichHorror said:Aaron is so high. ok greatest post ever |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:23pm - the_reverend ""] I meant merchant. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:23pm - the_reverend ""] your hands smell [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:23pm - dreadkill ""] RichHorror said:Aaron is so high. he did too much acid in the 90s. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:24pm - the_reverend ""] the 90's are a vortex thru time and space. and for some reason the floor moved around a lot like snakes. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:24pm - W3 nli ""] what are the 90s |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:24pm - RichHorror ""] Whats a nubian |
| __________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:25pm - W3 nli ""] ill nubian your cat |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:25pm - the_reverend ""] skinhead fishing fuck fest [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:25pm - the_reverend ""] what's duke ellington with out that swing |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:26pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:26pm - W3 nli ""] dood chill out, you can have a stick of gum |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:28pm - the_reverend ""] shave ya shithole please. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:29pm - RichHorror ""] Wheres your fuckin shinebox |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:30pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:31pm - the_reverend ""] nice, this thread started rough, then got killer |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:32pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] agreed |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:34pm - the_reverend ""] we just need to figure out some way to get get kids to smoke. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:34pm - *asshole* ""] Why the fuck is Corinne going onto steve's myspace page? I dont know if your lookin on his page too, Ken...but I know the blog he wrote about proposing to a girl might have made you think he's still not over it, but dude, the girl lied to him for two years about her being christian. Now that would piss anybody off. You have to wake the fuck up, there's a child involved in this. For the child's sake, let things go, be happy. we all wish you the best. dms does not care at all! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:35pm - the_reverend ""] that doesn't make me want to smoke at all. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:36pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] *asshole* said:Why the fuck is Corinne going onto steve's myspace page? I dont know if your lookin on his page too, Ken...but I know the blog he wrote about proposing to a girl might have made you think he's still not over it, but dude, the girl lied to him for two years about her being christian. Now that would piss anybody off. You have to wake the fuck up, there's a child involved in this. For the child's sake, let things go, be happy. we all wish you the best. dms does not care at all! Way to get gay again. Stop ruining the thread we took from you. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:37pm - RichHorror ""] Doc Marten Stompas |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:37pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:37pm - *asshole* ""] Just to make things clear, the blog had nothing to do with corrine...NOTHING...he is completely over her! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:38pm - the_reverend ""] bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:39pm - RichHorror ""] Ok thanks for that info can I sign up 4 ur newsletter lol! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:40pm - the_reverend ""] you probably can sign up for the blozzilladingerdoo |
| __________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:41pm - W3 nli ""] i think i was raped during that video |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:41pm - RichHorror ""] i can read yor bloggins?? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:42pm - the_reverend ""] anal aids |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:42pm - RichHorror ""] ACES ARE HIGH FAGGOTS |
| __________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:43pm - W3 nli ""] poopdick |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:44pm - the_reverend ""] aces go both ways |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:44pm - RichHorror ""] Dueces are wild |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:45pm - RichHorror ""] wyld bangz |
| __________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:47pm - W3 nli ""] id like to say all free drink and hot sex is awesome. 20yo G Unit Thugs from the burbs of Ct need to chill when i ask their lady friends to have my babies in their moufs |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:48pm - the_reverend ""] whoopwhoopwhoop |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:48pm - RichHorror ""] Can i get a wut wut |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:49pm - the_reverend ""] bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:50pm - RichHorror ""] WOO WOOOO!! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:50pm - bonerman ""] this thread makes my pants small. |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:50pm - 0nce upon the cross ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:54pm - RichHorror ""] [Intro: Don Gargon] - {*best guess at what he says*} Now dis one dedicated to de man dem call MacGyver (bo!) And all double-oh-seven James Bond man 'e from de area (gunshot, gunshot) Maximum respect to de man dem call Ice Cube (bo! bo!) And a bust a deuce-deuce or trey-eight bout to get WICKED! [Verse One] One, two, three and I come with the wicked style and you know that I'm from, the wicked crew, act like you knew Cause I got everybody jumpin to the voodoo, kick it Wicked, rhymes, picket, signs While me and the Mob gotta trunk fulla 9's Play ya and I'll slay ya I got thug-made dough by the ha-ir Ready to BUCK BUCK BUCK and it's a must to DUCK DUCK DUCK before I bust Lookin for the one that did it but like En Vogue, no you're never gonna get it Cos I'm the one with the fat mad skills and I won't choke like the Buffalo Bills Sittin at the pad just chillin cause Larry Wilkins just got two million, oh what a feelin So shake that nigga and pass me the pill and I'll slam dunk ya like Shaquille O'Neal Like it, dig it, maybe and watch that ass get ??? Kick it cause I get wicked Chorus: Don Gargon (can't translate) [Verse Two] Won't say nuttin, just listen Got me a plan to break Tyson outta prison Come my way and get served Still got a duece that'll bunny hop the curb Nappy head, nappy chest, nappy chin Never seen with a happy grin Show the fat foul cause I'm down Take a look around and all you see is big black boots steppin Use my steel toe as a weapon Kick ya and flip ya, now they want to label this nigga, tape with the sticker Kickin out girls that's nicety Yo, I gotta body count like Ice-T From here to New York I get skins and ain't talkin bout pork Swine, pig, dick Listen to the flow of a so-called negro who didn't know I was funky as Wilson Pickett Dig it cause I get wicked Chorus: Don Gargon (can't translate) [Verse Three] People wanna know how come I gotta gat and I'm lookin out the window like Malcolm Ready to bring that noise Kinda trigger happy like the Geto Boys April 29th was power to the people and we might just see a sequel cos police got equal pay A horse is a pig that don't fly straight Doin Darryl Gates but is Willie Williams down with the pilgrims Just a super slave We'll have to break his ass up like Super Dave I'm wicked enough to board this Cos now it's on to the fullest Gorilla straight from the mist But I don't miss when it comes to this Bring the yellow tape The white cape, cause I'm so straight Thru with the picket signs, take his job and stick it Bigot, cause I get wicked |
| __________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:55pm - W3 nli ""] white people make my pants get small |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:56pm - the_reverend ""] quick to the point to the point no faking. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:58pm - W3 nli ""] someone please build a time machine and kick aaron's father in the nuts |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:09am - the_reverend ""] challenge. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:10am - the_reverend ""] didn't fry do this? |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:16am - W3 nli ""] didnt fry not do this |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:24am - the_reverend ""] homosayswhat? |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:27am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Well, this thread got awesome in a hurry! |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:28am - RichHorror ""] IS THAT A CHALLENGE |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:32am - W3 nli ""] ok theres what like 32states annd let me explain i only count states that actually have NFL teams as real states. which makes New England one giant state, so we race across the 32 states while drinking heavily and the first person to kill the other person in every state wins. deal |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:34am - the_reverend ""] uu need 2 cry now |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:35am - W3 nli ""] you do not have the power of greyskull |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:36am - the_reverend ""] you go away and don't call. then you come back here and troll for anal like this? what nerve. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:37am - RichHorror ""] fart ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: coriander collette T.A. Date: Feb 23, 2008 12:35 AM well fine then i am in no position to disagree with you ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Rich Horror, Mustard Retard Date: Feb 23, 2008 12:30 AM I am a beautifl boy. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: coriander collette T.A. Date: Feb 23, 2008 12:26 AM who proclaims themselves as a "beautiful boy" silly!! and no you did not ell me you had a twin bed... i just made an assumption ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Rich Horror, Mustard Retard Date: Feb 23, 2008 12:24 AM I dunno what the fuck ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: coriander collette T.A. Date: Feb 23, 2008 12:15 AM what the fuck ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Rich Horror, Mustard Retard Date: Feb 22, 2008 11:07 PM I am also a beautiful boy. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:39am - Murph nli ""] *asshole* said:Why the fuck is Corinne going onto steve's myspace page? I dont know if your lookin on his page too, Ken...but I know the blog he wrote about proposing to a girl might have made you think he's still not over it, but dude, the girl lied to him for two years about her being christian. Now that would piss anybody off. You have to wake the fuck up, there's a child involved in this. For the child's sake, let things go, be happy. we all wish you the best. dms does not care at all! Actually, a girl told me she was a christian for 3 years, but after 2 years of crazy buttsex, drunken fights, and urination, I found out she was bluffing. But in this case, maybe the premarital sex and the child out of wedlock might have tossed a red flag? Maybe? Perhaps? Nah, s'ok. Ain't no thang. :satancross: turn dat frown, upside down. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:40am - RichHorror ""] lolz i am teh black wizards |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:41am - the_reverend ""] black wizards have the kindest of buds. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:43am - W3 nli ""] the_reverend said:you go away and don't call. then you come back here and troll for anal like this? what nerve. isnt that your naK'd hippie band "Trolling for Anus" |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:44am - W3 nli ""] the_reverend said:black wizards have the kindest of buds. fuck yeah WIZARD SPLIFF |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:44am - Murph nli ""] the_reverend said:black wizards have the kindest of buds. how've your poops been? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:49am - RichHorror ""] COCK KAOS |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:00am - W3 nli ""] RETURN OF THEE ATTACK OF THEE POOPSMITHS BLACK ANGUS |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:08am - RichHorror ""] rotting pisture in your mouth |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:11am - W3 nli ""] yeah i got nothing for that so here you go a funny image...... [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 6:44am - The Chef ""] ENUFF ALREADY!!!! POST SOME PICS OF THIS FUCKIN WHORE! |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 9:11am - DestroyYouAlot ""] RichHorror said:lolz i am teh black wizards [img] |
| ______________________________ [Feb 23,2008 10:11am - pam ""] Ken, do I need to kick some god-worshipping terrorist altar boy ass? Because I will. I'm hormonal, I'll rake the motherfucker's eyes out. You my nigga, nigga. WHAT? WHAT? I'LL FUCKIN KILL SOMEBODY!! |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 10:12am - W3 nli ""] hi pam |
| ______________________________ [Feb 23,2008 10:14am - pam ""] hi sean. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 10:19am - W3 nli ""] wanna watch some Pride and make me some pancakes ill drink the evan williams |
| ______________________________ [Feb 23,2008 10:22am - pam ""] Pride is defunct and I don't cook. Planfail. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 10:24am - W3 nli ""] DVDs are a wonder of modern science and microwave pancakes wow the future. its like the jetsons and shit |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 10:26am - W3 nli ""] also i thought pride got picked up by UFC now i fail wooooooooo |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 10:47am - SkinSandwich ""] Why don't you go find a penis to suck. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 10:56am - W3 nli ""] SkinSandwich said:Why don't you go find a penis to suck. dont be mad cause youre going bald |
| ______________________________ [Feb 23,2008 11:04am - pam ""] W3%20nli said:also i thought pride got picked up by UFC now i fail wooooooooo UFC sucks. A lot of the Pride fighters didn't take the contracts they offered because they like to stomp heads and get paid decent. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 11:47am - RichHorror ""] Shut the fuck up, Pam. I'll kick your ass for the Lord. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:04pm - SkinSandwich ""] W3%20nli said: SkinSandwich said:Why don't you go find a penis to suck. dont be mad cause youre going bald I wasn't talking to you. Yes, I am going bald, but I shave my head anyway. I said head. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:07pm - pam ""] RichHorror said:Shut the fuck up, Pam. I'll kick your ass for the Lord. AW SHIT SON! |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:39pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:34pm - y2jackoff ""] This was the most gay thread ever. Dms is a cool shit and ken is a cool shit. Don't let a girl play her games on you guys.this is what females love to do. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:34pm - y2jackoff ""] This was the most gay thread ever. Dms is a cool shit and ken is a cool shit. Don't let a girl play her games on you guys.this is what females love to do. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:23pm - dreadkill ""] y2jackoff said:This was the most gay thread ever. Dms is a cool shit and ken is a cool shit. Don't let a girl play her games on you guys.this is what females love to do. once again, steve or one of his buddies is posting from an anonymous name. if this thread is so gay, why did you guys start it? leave corinne out of this. all she ever wanted from the start was to be left alone. the whole bullshit with steve started in the summer because he wouldn't leave corinne alone. she just wanted him out of her life, but once he found out she had moved on and he had no way to control her anymore, he started interfering in both our lives. i felt bad for him and was nice to him and gave him the chance to apologize and walk away but he pushed me far enough for me to threaten him. every time it got to that point, he'd apologize and say shit about slipping away from god and needing to get back to god. since the summer, he has been calling her, writing to us under various fake myspace profiles, talking shit behind our backs, posting blogs, having his christian buddies write to her on myspace and tell her she is going down the wrong path and to find god and go back to steve, and just being a fucking child about everything. he treated her like shit for a long time, abusing her and oppressing her with his religion, then he broke up with her. a couple months later, she met me. i had no prior knowledge of her existence or their relationship, yet he tells people i'm a scumbag who stole his girlfriend. he tried to turn her against me by telling her lies about me. if he has been over it for a long time, why was he posting blogs about corinne in december and january? january was last month, not a long time ago. you guys are saying i need to let things go? do you live in reality or a fucking dream world? corinne and i are having a kid. we are happy. we just want to be left alone to raise our baby girl and take care of our responsibilities. we don't need shit from some unemployed 30-something guy who still lives with his parents and has nothing better to do with his pathetic life than post insulting blogs about his ex-girlfriend who he broke up with a year ago. steve is the one who needs to stop acting like a child and making a circus out of everything. he's the one who needs to stop talking shit and move on. anyone who thinks steve is a good guy would probably change their mind if they saw the blogs he wrote in the past couple months. he needs to cut the shit and move on with his life. be a man, steve. enough is enough |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:31pm - W3 nli ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:32pm - SkinSandwich ""] Christian stalker, YAY!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:35pm - RichHorror ""] hahahahaha Oh man, epic fail. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:36pm - RichHorror ""] Ken is the devil and has entrapped a nice christian girl with his dance of the seven veils. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:40pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] dreadkill said: steve is the one who needs to stop acting like a child and making a circus out of everything. I like you man, but I gotta point out: I just learned way more than I ever need to know about you and yer girlfriends personal lives, and it wasn't from any of this "steve" character's posts. You're all acting like kids, and Rich Horror is using to create beautiful comic genius. Be proud, you've been a part of something wonderful. To show your appreciation, you should let Rich bang your girl. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:41pm - RichHorror ""] Wisdom. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:42pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] the_reverend said:he's not? fuck that dude. I thought he was some sort of indian and that's the only reason I liked him. no curry, no likey. If anyone hijacks my plane, I'd want it to be Ken. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:43pm - METAL4EVA ""] KEN, THE DUDE HAS NOT DONE ANYTHING LIKE YOU SAID MAN,THAT SHIT BETWEEN THEM WAS BETWEEN THEM BACK IN JULY 07. SHE IS NOT MRS.PERFECT I READ THE MESSAGES SHE WROTE TO STEVE DOOD. SHE IS TO BLAME FOR THIS SHIT AS WELL. YOU NEED TO STOP BEING PUSSY BLIND AND WAKE UP. NO ONE HAS DONE ANYTHING SINCE THEN. YEAH, STEVE IS PISSED AT HER FOR BEING FAKE BUT THATS OVER. THE DOOD FEELS WICKED BAD FOR ANYTHING SAID OR DONE. HE'S A GOOD GUY AT HEART I HAVE KNOWN HIM FOR YEARS.I NEVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH CORRINE AS WELL. I WISH SHE TALKED TO ME MORE BUT ITS COOL. I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT STEVE WANTS NO TROUBLE FROM ANYONE AND HAS RECENTLY TOLD HIM THAT HE WISHED NONE OF THIS SHIT WENT DOWN AND KNOWS THAT HE IS THE ONE WHO BROKE UP WITH CORRINE AND THATS THAT. THERE WAS A TIME THAT HE WAS WICKED PISSED AT CORINNE BUT STEVE CAN'T HATE ANYONE. ITS OVER AND DONE WITH AND HE WISH'S HER THE BEST. HE SAYS SORRY 2008 FOR ANY THING THAT HAS CAUSED ANYONE TO BE HURT. NOW ITS UP TO YOU TO EITHER ACCEPT THE APOLOGY. I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST YOU AND I THINK STEVE HAS STEPPED UP AND BY HIM SAYING SORRY MAKES THIS SITUATION TURN THE FUCK AROUND. NOW ITS UP TO YOU. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:44pm - RichHorror ""] Like sand in the hourglass, these are tr00 grim kvlt days of our lives. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:46pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] A chick named Corrine made her way around the Priority rehearsal studios a long time ago. Same chick? That would make this thread 900 million times funnier, since I stuck it in her myself. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:46pm - dreadkill ""] ArrowHeadNLI said: dreadkill said: steve is the one who needs to stop acting like a child and making a circus out of everything. I like you man, but I gotta point out: I just learned way more than I ever need to know about you and yer girlfriends personal lives, and it wasn't from any of this "steve" character's posts. You're all acting like kids, and Rich Horror is using to create beautiful comic genius. Be proud, you've been a part of something wonderful. To show your appreciation, you should let Rich bang your girl. i understand your point. i was just trying to defend my girlfriend and myself against personal attacks that try to make us look bad. i kept my mouth shut about it and kept it off this site for a long time, but steve and his buddies brought it here, so i had to do what i had to do to set the record straight. unfortunately, i had to tell a long story that most people on this site probably didn't care to read or know about. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:48pm - METAL4EVA ""] THE DOOD SAID SORRY NOW LETS GET DRUNK |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:48pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] dreadkill said: unfortunately, i had to tell a long story that most people on this site probably didn't care to read or know about. No, you told a long story no one knew or cared about. Now that you've told it, it ends up becoming far more interesting to everyone. That's how drama works. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:48pm - RichHorror ""] I am a beautiful boy. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:50pm - infect sli sli sli ""] droppin mad suckas |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:50pm - RichHorror ""] Marcus, take out your cock. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:57pm - slavestothecross ""] Everything on this thread was so gay nobody cares |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:59pm - THE CHEF ""] WHERE ARE THE FUCKING PICS? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:59pm - RichHorror ""] Make me a fucking steak. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 3:05pm - W3 nli ""] i want my medium rare almost still alive |
| _______________________________ [Feb 23,2008 3:34pm - Hoser ""] the_reverend said:I shit talk ken all the time. mostly about his pension for the males. It's "penchant" rev......jeeeeezus. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 3:36pm - dreadkill ""] actually, the reverend is correct. i recently set up a pension fund for all the special males in my life. rich horror, msd, and mark fucking richards will have nothing to worry about in their twilight years. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 3:51pm - droned ""] Wow dude you let the reverend pick on you? |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 3:52pm - dreadkill ""] i try not to take myself too seriously, even though i had to get serious on this thread for a while. . the reverend is a friend of mine. i have a sense of humor. |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 5:19pm - Justin a cold reality ""] This shit needs to end, stop the drama |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 5:20pm - the_reverend ""] justin posts never, but speaks truthful. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 5:21pm - W3 nli ""] i farted and i think i pooped a lil but hey it smells so all is well |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 5:33pm - the_reverend ""] might be your period. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 5:34pm - RichHorror ""] What a special day in a young girl's life. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 5:44pm - pam nli ""] Ken- ignore the posts [they're not going to hear you out no matter what anyway], tell Corinne to man up and get a restraining order on this fucking douchebag. All she has to do is report the calls to the police and they'll put a trace on her line. A few calls from his number within a certain amount of time and you have a case. They'll summon him to court and fine him out the ass. [Ask me how I know this!] Block him from contacting you on myself, instant message...change phone numbers. BYE ASSHOLE. That simple. Or- I could put a severed horse head in his bed. Your call, bro. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 5:45pm - pam nli ""] myspace. not myself. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 5:46pm - RichHorror ""] Take off your socks and get in the kitchen. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 5:48pm - pam nli ""] I love you too, honey bunny. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 5:50pm - dreadkill ""] thanks, pam. i think steve got the message. i don't think he wants to keep the bullshit up anymore. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 5:52pm - W3 nli ""] RichHorror said:What a special day in a young girl's life. being drunk alone with me, yeah what a lucky girl :HUMP: |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 5:52pm - pam nli ""] He doesn't want any of this. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 5:57pm - RichHorror ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 6:00pm - W3 nli ""] there needs to be more cat picture threads |
| ________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 7:54pm - hello ""] oh shit that was sick Rich!! I think I pee'd my pants from that!! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 7:55pm - RichHorror ""] Cats are pretty good. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 10:14pm - xmikex ""] this thread is Droppin Many Suckas |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 12:51pm - shawn(cythraul) ""] for the record steve had nothing to do with the original thread. I am just tied of my band that l have worked my ass off for having a comment made about it cause of something one of the members did in his free time. l dont have any issues with you ken, honestly l could give 2 shits about this problem between you and steve. l had no intention of your personal life coming out here and had nothing to do with that. The only intrest l have is my band, what the members of it do in thier own time have nothing to do with cythraul. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 24,2008 12:52pm - pam ""] Let's get rid of drama by starting a thread on RTTP about how gay drama is. FOOLPROOF. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 1:05pm - action hero ""] cythraul is a better band than dreaded silence though. OMfG! I WENT THERE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL. if dreaded silence didn't have the metalcore vocal choruses they would be a much better band. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 1:06pm - METALDUDE142 ""] just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it. He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat. The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it. I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. {We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?} I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 1:06pm - action hero ""] Epic tale, metaldude |
| __________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 1:15pm - sinistas ""] action%20hero said: if dreaded silence didn't have the metalcore vocal choruses they would be a much better band. I'm like, totally fine with people not liking my band, but this is just fucking retarded. Metalcore choruses? Are you braindead? |
| _________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 1:17pm - droned ""] action%20hero said:cythraul is a better band than dreaded silence though. OMfG! I WENT THERE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL. if dreaded silence didn't have the metalcore vocal choruses they would be a much better band. Holy shit hahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 1:18pm - dreadkill ""] me and scott were just laughing about how clean vocals = metalcore now. so by that logic, dio and iron maiden are metalcore. i don't care if people dislike me or my band, but yeah, that's a silly comment. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 2:32pm - The CHEF ""] dreadkill said:me and scott were just laughing about how clean vocals = metalcore now. so by that logic, dio and iron maiden are metalcore. i don't care if people dislike me or my band, but yeah, that's a silly comment. Dude shut up, your band sucks. And Justin, stop being so fuckin Christian you asshole. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 3:59pm - GoatCatalyst ""] this is where i'd post a picture of interracial lovemaking, but i'm at work and the bossman wouldn't like me trolling dogfart.com on his computer |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 24,2008 4:20pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] pam said:Let's get rid of drama by starting a thread on RTTP about how gay drama is. FOOLPROOF. or at least tag said thread as [drama]. in addition to this, other threads should be labeled accordingly such as [comedy], [action], etc so my short attention span can be focussed appropriotely. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 2:55pm - hello2all ""] Stop your drama both of you and if you don't care at all, then stop posting and grab your balls and just pinch them. YOu drum and you sing, they both never combine and with a slut in the middle, who finds this interesting. Unless you post pictures of the wet cunt!!!! Why not stop or if you cannot stop, why dont you both just bang each other and forget the cunt. Cock on cock action is best when two dudes want to just beat each other, at least cum while doing it!! |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 2:58pm - dreadkill ""] this thread wasn't bumped for two days, so obviously the dram stopped. what was the point of that post? |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 2:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD OH, WAIT |
| _____________________________ [Feb 26,2008 3:06pm - pam ""] hello2all said:Stop your drama both of you and if you don't care at all, then stop posting and grab your balls and just pinch them. YOu drum and you sing, they both never combine and with a slut in the middle, who finds this interesting. Unless you post pictures of the wet cunt!!!! Why not stop or if you cannot stop, why dont you both just bang each other and forget the cunt. Cock on cock action is best when two dudes want to just beat each other, at least cum while doing it!! .......what? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 3:09pm - RichHorror ""] Shut up Pam. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 3:11pm - xmikex ""] The time has come for all to see To all who got beef Get ready to fight The battle begun we'll Show you who's right 357 Takin' over and we're Letting you know DMS is runnin' the show |
| ______________________________ [Feb 26,2008 3:25pm - Yeti ""] i think you should settle this over a rousing game of Electronic Talking Battleship. let the pegs be the judge, jury and executioner! |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 3:38pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] xmikex said:The time has come for all to see To all who got beef Get ready to fight The battle begun we'll Show you who's right 357 Takin' over and we're Letting you know DMS is runnin' the show STOP PICKING UP MY CHANGE THAT I DROPPED YOU GUYS I NEED THAT FOR THE BUS |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 3:39pm - RichHorror ""] NERDARIO |
| _____________________________ [Feb 26,2008 3:50pm - pam ""] RichHorror said:Shut up Pam. Suck ma dick, Horrah. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 3:51pm - RichHorror ""] SHUT UP YOUR FACE B4 U LOSE IT |
| _____________________________ [Feb 26,2008 3:56pm - pam ""] KIDD I'LL FUKIN KILL U |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 4:01pm - the lord ""] I BUMP THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF JESUS! CAN I GET AN AMEN! |
| ________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 4:08pm - xmikex ""] Yeti said:i think you should settle this over a rousing game of Electronic Talking Battleship. let the pegs be the judge, jury and executioner! hahahahaha You sunk my blackmetalship!! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 26,2008 4:09pm - RichHorror ""] pam said:KHED I'LL FUKIN KILL U fixed |
| _______________________________ [Feb 27,2008 10:27pm - arc ""] I sort glass. Thats my job. I learned the job slow and now I know it by heart. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 5:01am - The CHEF ""] POST THE PICS OF THIS WHORE, STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH! |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 10:49am - hello2all ""] Where are the pictures of the sloppy 3rds!!!!!!!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 12:37pm - The Chef ""] WHORE PICS NOW! |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 2:30pm - The Chef ""] Dont neglect the whore pics. |
| _____________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:36pm - JU ""] None of us, I REPEAT NONE OF US know any of three invidiuals involved in this situation, and have no right to judge them. So I suggest for everybody to shut up. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:38pm - RichHorror ""] I don't know Ken? News to me. |
| _____________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:40pm - pam ""] Yeah I'm pretty sure I know Ken pretty well, and I've met Corrinne AND Steve several times...but OK. Moron. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:42pm - RichHorror ""] I only destroy the homes of my closest friends. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:42pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] SEAN PAUL \r\ my name is corey delanay, i always like to lork at returnfromthepit and i also like mudflips as you do, DOSU DOSU LOL. I like also having party at my house (HOES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DICK), shop the wops, do a battle roll and i just lost the match. Due to the fact that i'm not a noobfag i know that /rttp/ is in possession of a great variety of "PC", at least those of you that aren't underage B%: in a nutshell, I need Anomalous to deliver to an Austrafaglian /re/tard some of his "PC" (you know what i mean LOL). DO IT GAYFAG, PLEASE DON'T SEGA THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT |
| _________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:45pm - W3 nli ""] holy fuck my brains |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:48pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Frankly, I am appalled at the way that members here treat the underground furry community. It seems to me like nobody here really understands anything about the furry way of life. I mean, seriously, do you know how freeing it is be honest about being encased in a human body whilst having an animal soul? |
| _____________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:55pm - pam ""] DestroyYouAlot said:SEAN PAUL \r\ my name is corey delanay, i always like to lork at returnfromthepit and i also like mudflips as you do, DOSU DOSU LOL. I like also having party at my house (HOES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DICK), shop the wops, do a battle roll and i just lost the match. Due to the fact that i'm not a noobfag i know that /rttp/ is in possession of a great variety of "PC", at least those of you that aren't underage B%: in a nutshell, I need Anomalous to deliver to an Austrafaglian /re/tard some of his "PC" (you know what i mean LOL). DO IT GAYFAG, PLEASE DON'T SEGA THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT I can't wait to have drunk conversations with you in the future. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] In a certain area of a certain city in Pennsylvania is an area of flat concrete, the kind of place used as a basketball court or similar, near to a school building. If you wait in this area on the 10th September, you will eventually be approached by two youths with an aggressive demeanor about them. The youths will challenge you to a fight, which you must accept. Following the brawl, return to your home. It is important that you tell your mother of this incident. She will become perturbed by your tale, and order you to leave for an area of Los Angeles. You will be compelled to obey her. At the nearest taxi rank, whistle for a cab and one will approach. You may see that its license plate reads "FRESH", and there will be novelty dice dangling from the rear-view mirror. Do not be disturbed by the odor of the cab's interior, and speak only the words "Yo home, to Bel Air" to the driver. When you arrive in Los Angeles, seemingly only seconds later, you must speak again to the driver, this time saying "Yo home, smell ya' later". DO NOT LOOK BACK AS THE TAXI LEAVES. You will be dropped off at the entrance to a large mansion. Approach the door and knock three times. If you follow these instructions exactly, you will become the star of a popular television sitcom. However, after 5 years, 8 months and 10 days have passed, your life will end in the most unimaginably hideous way. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:59pm - yummy ""] That is genius Destroy. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 4:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] pam said:I can't wait to have drunk conversations with you in the future. Wait - we're going to the future? YOU HAVE A TIME MACHINE?!? |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 5:11pm - Shut the fuck up ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 5:11pm - RichHorror ""] FAIL |
| ________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 5:13pm - Again ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 9:07pm - Samantha ""] Fail again. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 9:07pm - RichHorror ""] Epic fail is epic. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 9:18pm - Samantha ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 9:30pm - Karma-Enema ""] bhahahahaaaahhhaaa all this cuz someone asking about local true black metal (makes me chuckle typing that) but c'mon , a christian member of a black metal band ? sounds like steve needs to get his priorities straight.....too late i'm telling god ! |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 9:39pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] f your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use toprevent hacking.AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 11:28pm - yummy ""] God needs to be told. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 11:32pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her "Apple or GTFO" (cuz she was already showing tits). She chooses the former and then her and her fuck buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being trollbait. Then a lot of serious fucking incest occurs and we get the human race (which explains a lot, really). Then later, God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler pwning the Jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens up the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis. God lol'd. Some other less important shit happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about God for him to fap to. New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday, God gave Jesus more cheat codes than he gave Moses, plus the rcon password for life, and some CP. Later, Jesus became a hard core ska punk and trolled the old school Jews hard. They got super pissed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had god mode turned on though, so he waited 3 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into life's server, and laughed at the Jews. After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never fucking said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid. THE END |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 12:44pm - The Chef ""] JU said:None of us, I REPEAT NONE OF US know any of three invidiuals involved in this situation, and have no right to judge them. So I suggest for everybody to shut up. We all know all three of them so shut your fucken whore mouth and post the pics of this fucking whore already!! |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 1:42pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] My Stupid Fucking Wife I was driving home from work, and it was a rough day. All this Christmas stuff, utter bullshit. I was a about half an hour from home. I popped in my favorite CD, DragonForce "Inhuman Rampage". Almost instantly I was glowing red with rage. I plowed through about 15 cars. The cops came and they nearly surrounded me! They heard me playing DragonForce and decided to back the fuck off. I pulled up in the driveway and could almost smell the garbage my wife was cooking. She can't cook for shit. I decided to put the CD in my CD player and listened to it. I walked inside and guess what I saw! My wife! Playing the fucking Nintendo Wii! I was so angry! I walked over to and screamed "WHAT THE FUCK! THE WII FUCKING SUCKS! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT IN THE KITCHEN?!" I punched her in her fucking jaw and broke it. I had to take my wife to the doctor. I had beaten her severely. She had bruises up and down her body, and her jaw was hanging loosely from her mouth. She could barely talk. I had stopped listening to DragonForce a while ago, and my wife agreed to say that she fell in front of a bus to the doctor. We got to the doctors office, and he eyed me funny. He said she would have to be put in the ICU, Intensive Care Unit. He said she would have to be here for 2 months at most, while they try to find the bus that ran her over. I said shyly "How much will it cost." He turned around in his shitty office chair and said, "Take a look at the bill." Then he handed it to me. It was 90,000 dollars. I was astounded at how much it cost! I told him, "Doctor, I need a little time to myself." He replied, "Okay." I immediately headed for the bathroom. I splashed some cold water on my face, and looked myself in the mirror. I said, "Oh, my, God." I decided that I needed something to calm my nerves. I took out my iFail, and played Sonic Firestorm, by DragonForce, Fury of the storm came on first. Instantly I was rejuvenated! I started jumping around, not in a gay way kind of like a metal concert way, the bathroom. I started saying things like "Yeah!" "Fuck Yeah!" "Smashing through the boundaries with unicorns over the fire and flames from the fury of the storm." At this point I was screaming. A male nurse came in and said, "What the fuck are you doing? Are you even a patient? You need to get the fuck out of here!" At this point I was glowing red with rage, so I ripped off the sink and threw it at him. It hit him and killed him. I stood over his body and started crouching rapidly, like tea bagging in halo. As I walked to the doctor's office, I yelled myself, "HOW DARE THAT DOCTOR CHARGE ME MONEY FOR MY WIFE'S LIFE! I LOVE HER! FUCK HIM." I walked over to the doctor and grabbed her penis. I lifted her up to the roof and held her there for a while, she couldn't even breath. Eventually I ripped off her penis and rammed it in her right boob, penis'd to the wall. So there I was, driving my wife home. She was barely conscious, and was crying. She managed to muffle out from her broken jaw, "shaw moi bid wo diddle fum" I said "Are you a fucking nigger?" And hit her jaw again. I had hit it before we left the hospital because she was crying. She started crying even more. I was getting fucking sick of it! She was crying loud! Really loud! Drowning out ZP Theart! How dare she! Herman Li's guitars? I couldn't hear them at all! I grabbed her hair, and she started crying more. I was so fucking angry I almost ripped off her head. Then I put my focus back to the road for a little bit, and noticed I was heading straight for a divider! At this point, I didn't care because I was glowing red with rage, so I plowed through it, and drove right in front of a truck. I kicked my wife's head so hard that she flew out the window and hit the truck. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 1:48pm - ST. Luci Furave ""] Hey i like Cythraul ! i have seen them many times . I know about Steve's personal faith and though i don't agree with it , it is his faith . Everyone can believe in whatever they want . he is still great drummer and he's not arogant . ok go ahead and discredit my comment with a barage of penguin jokes , i'm ready for it ! |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 1:48pm - The Chef ""] DestroyYouAlot said:My Stupid Fucking Wife I was driving home from work, and it was a rough day. All this Christmas stuff, utter bullshit. I was a about half an hour from home. I popped in my favorite CD, DragonForce "Inhuman Rampage". Almost instantly I was glowing red with rage. I plowed through about 15 cars. The cops came and they nearly surrounded me! They heard me playing DragonForce and decided to back the fuck off. I pulled up in the driveway and could almost smell the garbage my wife was cooking. She can't cook for shit. I decided to put the CD in my CD player and listened to it. I walked inside and guess what I saw! My wife! Playing the fucking Nintendo Wii! I was so angry! I walked over to and screamed "WHAT THE FUCK! THE WII FUCKING SUCKS! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT IN THE KITCHEN?!" I punched her in her fucking jaw and broke it. I had to take my wife to the doctor. I had beaten her severely. She had bruises up and down her body, and her jaw was hanging loosely from her mouth. She could barely talk. I had stopped listening to DragonForce a while ago, and my wife agreed to say that she fell in front of a bus to the doctor. We got to the doctors office, and he eyed me funny. He said she would have to be put in the ICU, Intensive Care Unit. He said she would have to be here for 2 months at most, while they try to find the bus that ran her over. I said shyly "How much will it cost." He turned around in his shitty office chair and said, "Take a look at the bill." Then he handed it to me. It was 90,000 dollars. I was astounded at how much it cost! I told him, "Doctor, I need a little time to myself." He replied, "Okay." I immediately headed for the bathroom. I splashed some cold water on my face, and looked myself in the mirror. I said, "Oh, my, God." I decided that I needed something to calm my nerves. I took out my iFail, and played Sonic Firestorm, by DragonForce, Fury of the storm came on first. Instantly I was rejuvenated! I started jumping around, not in a gay way kind of like a metal concert way, the bathroom. I started saying things like "Yeah!" "Fuck Yeah!" "Smashing through the boundaries with unicorns over the fire and flames from the fury of the storm." At this point I was screaming. A male nurse came in and said, "What the fuck are you doing? Are you even a patient? You need to get the fuck out of here!" At this point I was glowing red with rage, so I ripped off the sink and threw it at him. It hit him and killed him. I stood over his body and started crouching rapidly, like tea bagging in halo. As I walked to the doctor's office, I yelled myself, "HOW DARE THAT DOCTOR CHARGE ME MONEY FOR MY WIFE'S LIFE! I LOVE HER! FUCK HIM." I walked over to the doctor and grabbed her penis. I lifted her up to the roof and held her there for a while, she couldn't even breath. Eventually I ripped off her penis and rammed it in her right boob, penis'd to the wall. So there I was, driving my wife home. She was barely conscious, and was crying. She managed to muffle out from her broken jaw, "shaw moi bid wo diddle fum" I said "Are you a fucking nigger?" And hit her jaw again. I had hit it before we left the hospital because she was crying. She started crying even more. I was getting fucking sick of it! She was crying loud! Really loud! Drowning out ZP Theart! How dare she! Herman Li's guitars? I couldn't hear them at all! I grabbed her hair, and she started crying more. I was so fucking angry I almost ripped off her head. Then I put my focus back to the road for a little bit, and noticed I was heading straight for a divider! At this point, I didn't care because I was glowing red with rage, so I plowed through it, and drove right in front of a truck. I kicked my wife's head so hard that she flew out the window and hit the truck. FUCK YOUR WIFE! Where's the pics of this whore? |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 2:07pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ST.%20Luci%20Furave said:Hey i like Cythraul ! i have seen them many times . I know about Steve's personal faith and though i don't agree with it , it is his faith . Everyone can believe in whatever they want . he is still great drummer and he's not arogant . ok go ahead and discredit my comment with a barage of penguin jokes , i'm ready for it ! PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES PENGUIN JOKES |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 2:13pm - ST. Luci Furave ""] Thank you , Thank you . you are quick to deliver . i knew i could count you, DestroyYouAlot . |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 2:31pm - The Chef ""] This thread is gay wothout pics. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 4:44pm - Aegathis ""] this thread sure is giving cythraul some good press 8^( |
| _____________________________ [Feb 29,2008 5:51pm - pam ""] "Cythraul...That's the god-band full of drama queens, isn't it?" |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 6:49pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 6:50pm - hello2all ""] No bitch, only the ones that care enought to listen and reply!! Dram are the ones who care! Go shoot yourself!! |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 6:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] whats a dram? |
| _______________________________ [Feb 29,2008 6:59pm - yummy ""] The ones who care. I can't believe this one is still going. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 7:12pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] oh now i get it. this thread is now about the power of cheese. [img] [img] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 29,2008 7:48pm - ancient master ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 1,2008 1:21am - drama llama ""] pam said:"Cythraul...That's the god-band full of drama queens, isn't it?" DO YOU EVER SHUTUP? I think its funny you said "drama queen's" (meaning two or more) because this involves no one else in the band. Think before you speak for a change and you wont look so stupid afterwards. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 1,2008 1:44am - yummy ""] In a crazy course of events you are the one who looks stupid just for the mere mention of the specifics. But, then again I could be wrong. I mean, we are in a cythraul thread. I think at this point everyone who has a witty retort seems stupid. Get over your weak attempt at feeling good about yourself. In other words, go fuck yourself. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 1,2008 1:53am - drama llama ""] So that was your weak attempt to look "cool" in front of your friends? You must have slept with pam at some point to be so defensive and run to her aid. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 1,2008 2:00am - yummy ""] I have actually never met Pam. I'm sure if you ask anyone here, they would say, "who the fuck is yummy?" |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 1,2008 2:11am - drama llama ""] I'm sure they would actually say "who the fuck cares who yummy is". |
| ______________________________ [Mar 1,2008 2:20am - yummy ""] I think we're both wrong. You're the one who said "friends". I have had sex with a pregnant girl before tho.. But, unless it's my baby's head I'm bonkin...no can do. Dude, you know what we should do? We should go back and forth for like hours and see who feels better about themselves afterwards. i bet you win. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 1,2008 2:25am - drama llama ""] Yes lets go back and forth because you seem like a cool cool man who could use some of the exposure on return to the pit since we all are saying "who the fuck is yummy?" |
| _________________________________ [Mar 1,2008 5:00am - Aegathis ""] theres really no fucking point in responding to these anonymous posters talking shit about everyone, what a waste of time. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 1,2008 12:00pm - pam ""] drama%20llama said: pam said:"Cythraul...That's the god-band full of drama queens, isn't it?" DO YOU EVER SHUTUP? I think its funny you said "drama queen's" (meaning two or more) Actually I said "queens", meaning two or more because Steve didn't post this thread that started the drama in the first place. YOU said "drama queen's" which indicates possession as if said queens own something, thus demonstrating your lack of comprehension for proper grammar. You brought the attention on yourselves by airing it all over RTTP, your band is terrible and you're a bunch of crying women. [img] LEAVE CYTHRAUL ALONE! |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 1,2008 4:05pm - drama llama ""] I'm not even in the band retard. Second off who cares if you don't like cythraul i'm sure they wouldn't expect hardcore kids like yourself to be into black metal anyways. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 1,2008 4:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] XPAMX THROUGH HONOR AND/OR STRENGTH X |
| ____________________________ [Mar 1,2008 8:59pm - pam ""] LOL |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 1,2008 9:29pm - theaccursedvokillist ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 1,2008 9:48pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] IT'S OFF THE GAUGE |
| __________________________________ [Mar 2,2008 1:13am - THE CHEF ""] POST THE PICS oF THIS WHORE OR DONT POST AT ALL! |
| ________________________________________________________________ [Mar 2,2008 12:40pm - not in any of these bands so suck one ""] hello. all i can say is that cythraul play real black metal. i have been to a show of theirs and they are really genuine. they do it for themselves and for the people like myself who enjoy it. PAM IS CLOVERFIELD. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 2,2008 12:48pm - xmikex ""] BLACK METAL [img] |
| __________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 8:43am - THE CHEF ""] It's been a week now and still no pics of this whore. What's everyone so afraid of? |
| __________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 9:52am - dreadkill ""] THE%20CHEF said:It's been a week now and still no pics of this whore. What's everyone so afraid of?enough, you faggot. go kill yourself already. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 9:53am - RichHorror ""] Ken's a terrorist that killed Christ. Don't fuck with him. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 10:02am - DestroyYouAlot ""] so my dad decides tht i have to walk the dog when the while im asleep cuz ive been sk8 all day and im tired and the rest of the familys wide awake(an this is after i took him out like 5 mins ago) so i sit there and he calls for me and im asleep so he makes my brother com into my room and "wake me up" by throwin a fukin shoe at my fukin head so im pissed so i say what and he strts yellin at me like im whats wrong with the world today and decides hes not gana give me a ride anywhare ever again so now im really pissed so then my moms strts yellin at me cuz the dog ate her food while she waz in the bath room and it waz obviosly my fault and now she decided i cant play my ps3 then my dad yelled at me again cuz i hadnt taken the dog out yet cuz i waz gettin yelled at by my mom and takes away my bass so now im inssanly pissed off and the only reason i didnt take a fukin baseball bat to there car and leave waz i need some place to live then my brother strts yellin at me cuz his laptob is out of batterys which makes no sense at all to me cuz hes got no fukin right to yell at me so i throw book at him and hit him in the chest and now i got my guitar takin away and i cant even sleep cuz im to pissed off WHAT THE FUKIN HELL IS WRONG WITH MY FUKIN FAMILY THERE ALL TOTAL ASSHOLES AND IF THEY All DONT JUST FUKIN DIE IN THERE SLEEP THEN IMA STAB THEM WHEN THEY WAKE UP |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 10:04am - RichHorror ""] This thread is now about an hero |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 12:36pm - THE CHEF ""] RichHorror said:Ken's a terrorist that killed Christ. Don't fuck with him. If i was a fag I wouldnt want pics of her, NOW POST THE PICS OF THIS WHORE! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 12:38pm - RichHorror ""] RichHorror said:This thread is now about an hero |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 12:40pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 12:42pm - RichHorror ""] Hey dudes, My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy. Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me. |
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| ____________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 12:48pm - RichHorror ""] FAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGG OTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFA GGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOT .·´\'·.·´¯\'·.›⁂£èvî†î¢µš ¹8:²²:“Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." ⁂£èvî†î¢µš ²º:¹³:“If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads." ⁂Gèñèšîš ¹9:²4—²5:“And the Lord rained upon Sodom and Gomorrha brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven. And he destroyed these cities, and all the country about, all the inhabitants of the cities, and all things that spring from the earth.” ⁂þè†è® ²:4—9:“For if God . . . reducing the cities of the Sodomites, and of the Gomorrhites, into ashes, condemned them to be overthrown, making them an example to those that should after act wickedly… The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly from temptation, but to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be tormented.”‹.·´¯\'·. FAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGG OTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFA GGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOT |
| ______________________________ [Mar 5,2008 12:52pm - Yeti ""] you all should settle your issues over a nice cool glass of turnip juice. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 12:54pm - RichHorror ""] i like to fap to flip books on my windows pic and fax viewer.....GOD !!!!!! WUT |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 1:00pm - RichHorror ""] Hey you, My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on. Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 1:03pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I have survived fights by always expecting at least one more attacker than what you see and I always expect weapons. The time that I was seriously cut? I was caught by surprise with a guy drawing a hidden straight razor. That was in my early days. I have been fortunate enough to survive attacks with my attackers presenting guns and knives. Usually two or more attackers. I have also come out of fights relatively unscathed where I faced approximately twenty gang members, several times, different occasions. Mostly knives, chains, and pipes there. ...My first fight with a gang? I was in high school ...I was determined that no one was going to get my buddy from behind. The gang guys all started taking off their belts and rolling them up on their fists. We walked out of that fight at the end of that fight and he had no more trouble from that gang as long as he lived there ...It was a stand up fight. I think I wouldn't let myself go down because I didn't want to let my buddy down. ...We showed up at the agreed upon time and place and there were about 20 of the Chinese gang members who were there to make sure there was a "fair fight." Sure, that was why there were 20 of them against the three of us and they used pipes and knives. 'Course we used nunchucks, three sectional staff, and chain whip. That ended the fight real quick. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 1:15pm - dreadkill ""] RichHorror said:Hey you, My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on. Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand.ha, i've had that song playing in my head for days. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 1:21pm - RichHorror ""] allrighty yall, i need some SERIOUS input please. no bullsh*tting. i was having this huge party at a friend's house (no beer, all booze) and ended up totally sh*t-faced. I dont remember much after about 10-11 pm that night. Well, i came out of a blackout under a guy---having sex, like we were going at it and i had been blacked out up until that point. ok, being drunk as i was, i got into it and went with the flow. i ended up dating this dude, too, by the way. Anywho, i asked him when he was drunk about a week later what really happened. He said: >that i had thrown up on myself and he changed me. Ok, understandable and even commendable. >that he had then left me *passed out* on his bed |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 1:23pm - RichHorror ""] HEY FAGGOTS, THERE HAVE BEEN SOME STORIES CIRCULATING DOWN AT THE CLUB THAT ONE OF OUR HOMEBOYS IS BEING HARASSED BY A BUNCH OF INTERNET NERDS AND VIRGINS. WE JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO LET YOU LOSERS KNOW THAT WE COME FROM VERY POWERFUL AND WEALTHY FAMILIES AND WE KNOW HOW TO TRACK DOWN FAGGOTS LIKE YOU AND DISPENSE OUR UNIQUE FORM OF JUSTICE ON YOU. SO LAUGH IT UP, FUNNY BOYS...CUZ YOUR TIME ON THIS EARTH IS VERY, VERY SHORT! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 1:26pm - RichHorror ""] I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. "Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" she asked. I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 5,2008 1:28pm - Yeti ""] hahahahahaha |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 1:42pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I scoff at your claim that your windows environment can even begin to compare to mine. I have thousands upon thousands of fonts, and my wallpaper is a massive 2GB at a whopping 14,000 dpi in glorious 128-bit color. My onscreen text is antialiased with the latest ClearType technology, and remains brilliantly legible even behind 10, nay, 20 transparent window panes. Clicking my Start button triggers a fanfare and a choir of haunting angelic voices as you stagger back in awe of my stunning 45,000 item Start Menu. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 1:46pm - RichHorror ""] Q-PRIME VIDEO PRODUCTION COMPANY IS LOOKING FOR ATTRACTIVE WOMEN FOR A ADULT FILM MOCKUMENTARY. THIS WILL BE A COMEDY ADULT FILM, YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO SHOW OFF YOUR ACTING TALENT ON TELEVISION. AND MAYBE USE THIS ACTING AS A CHANCE TO ENHANCE YOUR ACTING CAREER. PLEASE CALL ROBERT SANDERS AT Q-PRIME PRODUCTION COMPANY AT 414-793-5670.OR EMAIL ME AT BRUCRU61@HOTMAIL.COM |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 1:52pm - RichHorror ""] ¡ʇɹoɥs ʎɹǝʌ 'ʎɹǝʌ sı ɥʇɹɐǝ sıɥʇ uo ǝɯıʇ ɹnoʎ znɔ˙˙˙sʎoq ʎuunɟ 'dn ʇı ɥƃnɐl os ˙noʎ uo ǝɔıʇsnɾ ɟo ɯɹoɟ ǝnbıun ɹno ǝsuǝdsıp puɐ noʎ ǝʞıl sʇoƃƃɐɟ uʍop ʞɔɐɹʇ oʇ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ ǝʍ puɐ sǝılıɯɐɟ ʎɥʇlɐǝʍ puɐ lnɟɹǝʍod ʎɹǝʌ ɯoɹɟ ǝɯoɔ ǝʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʍouʞ sɹǝsol noʎ ʇǝl oʇ ɐǝpı pooƃ ɐ ǝq ʇɥƃıɯ ʇı ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ʇsnɾ ǝʍ ˙suıƃɹıʌ puɐ spɹǝu ʇǝuɹǝʇuı ɟo ɥɔunq ɐ ʎq pǝssɐɹɐɥ ƃuıǝq sı sʎoqǝɯoɥ ɹno ɟo ǝuo ʇɐɥʇ qnlɔ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ uʍop ƃuıʇɐlnɔɹıɔ sǝıɹoʇs ǝɯos uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ ǝɹǝɥʇ |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 2:08pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Punctuation marks that look like smiley faces express happiness on a new communication tool known as "Internet." The computer network is already being used by 15 million people worldwide to chat or do important research. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 5,2008 2:30pm - xmikex ""] The only argument here is who is going to be President, and Vice President between Rich and DYA. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 2:33pm - THE CHEF ""] RichHorror said:HEY FAGGOTS, THERE HAVE BEEN SOME STORIES CIRCULATING DOWN AT THE CLUB THAT ONE OF OUR HOMEBOYS IS BEING HARASSED BY A BUNCH OF INTERNET NERDS AND VIRGINS. WE JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO LET YOU LOSERS KNOW THAT WE COME FROM VERY POWERFUL AND WEALTHY FAMILIES AND WE KNOW HOW TO TRACK DOWN FAGGOTS LIKE YOU AND DISPENSE OUR UNIQUE FORM OF JUSTICE ON YOU. SO LAUGH IT UP, FUNNY BOYS...CUZ YOUR TIME ON THIS EARTH IS VERY, VERY SHORT! Nice try, Mr. Free Mason, now post those pics. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 2:41pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] girl you must be a sata2 hard drive because you are modestly increasing my pipe |
| _____________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:20pm - Yeti ""] Butthead and I were watching this show, and this guy had his finger in his butt, and he kept saying... sir, do you have an emergency? oh, yeah, Butthead's choking. on chicken. have you heimliched the victim? have i licked his rectum?! no way! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:25pm - RichHorror ""] My name is Ziltoid. I´m a space invader. I´m a sarcastic and life-hating little bitch. Once I killed a panda bear. I also raped it´s cubs. I like coffee (black). I hate humans. My best friend is called Planet Smasher. That´s all. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] girl did you install back orifice 2000 on me because you just caused my cd tray to eject |
| _____________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:27pm - Yeti ""] one of them knocked me down and obliviously stuck his fingers in my ass. why do you let this go on? hello? GET OFF THE PHONE YOU STUPID ASS! |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:30pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I KNOW I JUST GOT HERE BUT YOU ARE ALL JUST THE COOLEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AND TOTALLY JUST LIKE ME!! WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS FOREVER AND THEN I GET OPS |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:31pm - RichHorror ""] Hello. A short time ago people posted some links to videos of me. I never posted these videos and as a result, people made fun of me on your gay website. All i request is that the owner of this website apologize for the trouble he caused me, my parents saw the comments on my videos and i got in trouble. Please in the future refrain from posting the links to my videos and from commenting on them. Sincerely Joseph Berube |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:35pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] uh oh. we had about:blank once. It KILLED our computer. i'm telling you, if your computer has that you are DEAD MEAT. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:40pm - RichHorror ""] STEAK DINNERS ARE DELICIOUS |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:50pm - RichHorror ""] If you want to understand white people, you need to understand indie music. As mentioned before, white people hate anything that’s “mainstream” and are desperate to find things that are more genuine, unique, and reflective of their experiences. Fortunately, they have independent music. A white person’s iPod (formerly CD collection) is not merely an assemblage of music that they enjoy. It is what defines them as a person. They are always on the look out for the latest hot band that no one has heard of so that one day, they can hit it just right and be into a band BEFORE they are featured in an Apple commercial. To a white person, being a fan of a band before they get popular is one of the most important things they can do with their life. They can hold it over their friends forever! Indie music also produces a lot of concerts, for which white people can attend and meet other white people. It’s especially useful, since they are attending the same concert, they both like the artist and can easily strike up a conversation that will flow from band at the show->other bands they like->where they went to/go to school->where to get the best vegan food in town->agreement to meet at said restaurant for awkward date. It is worth noting that white people are expected to stay current with music and go to concerts well into their 40s. Unlike at dance or hip hop clubs, there are few stigmas attached to being the “old guy at the club.” But BE WARNED, talking about Indie Music with white people is perhaps the most dangerous subject you touch upon. One false move and you will lose their respect and admiration forever. Here are some general rules |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 3:51pm - RichHorror ""] If you want to understand black people, you need to understand rap music. As mentioned before, black people hate anything that’s “talented” and are desperate to find things that are more generic, watered down, and reflective of imaginary experiences of being “gangster”. Fortunately, they have rap music. A black person’s iPod (formerly 8 track collection) is not merely an assemblage of music that they enjoy. It is what defines them as a person. They are always on the look out for the latest hot rap group that everyone has heard of so that one day, they can hit it just right and be rollin’ gangsta just like a band BEFORE they are featured in a TRL countdown commercial. To a black person, being a fan of rap is one of the most important things they can do with their life. They can hold it over white people forever! Rap music also produces a lot of concerts, for which black people can attend and meet other black people. It’s especially useful, since they are attending the same concert, they both like the artist and can easily strike up a conversation that will flow from band at the show->how hard they are->if dey be ridin’ dirty->where to get the best fried chicken in town->agreement to meet at said restaurant for awkward date of yelling and laughing too laugh. It is worth noting that black people are expected to stay current with music and go to concerts well into their 40s. Unlike at dance or hip hop clubs, there are few stigmas attached to being the “old guy at the club.” But BE WARNED, talking about Rap Music with black people is perhaps the most dangerous subject you touch upon. One false move and you will lose their respect and admiration forever. Here are some general rules |
| _________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:01pm - sinistas ""] RichHorror said:My name is Ziltoid. I´m a space invader. I´m a sarcastic and life-hating little bitch. Once I killed a panda bear. I also raped it´s cubs. I like coffee (black). I hate humans. My best friend is called Planet Smasher. That´s all. I'm so omniscient, if there was to be two omnisciences, I would be both! Prepare yourselves for the subjugation! |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:04pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] WoW was cool until this. No MMO is cool when there are real wimminz playing them. All it means is some stupid fucking ditzy whore can play. Real men play MMO's that would drive a lesser mind to insanity. Real men play the MMO's that no one else dares to play for fear of being overwhelmed by the awesomeness. Real men play EVE, or Vanguard, or D&D, or Warhammer... games that require patience, thought, and skill. Games that are criticized for being "too hard" or "too complicated" or "too long". Games that make you want to pull your hair out or punch holes in your walls. When sexy bitches play your MMO, you are no better than those punk ass bitches wearing letter man jackets when they are 30 thinking they're hot shit. If you play WoW, you are when of them. One of those ass hats who still think iPods are the best MP3, who think Abercrombitch is high quality clothes, who think emo hair is sexy, and guitar queer-o or rock band is the best game ever. I have a message for you fags: An hero. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:12pm - RichHorror ""] WHO ARE THE BEST SPECIAL FORCES???? My guess: Pakistani SSG(soecial sevices group) ranks one of the best special forces in the world because of their hardest training,they are capable of fighting at 55c temperature to -45c temperature,as they proved themselves in siachin(world,s highest battlefield) and in thar desert one of the hotest areas in the world. Oh and I thin US army sucks^^. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:13pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Furcism is just as bad a racism jackass, if you dont have anything intelligent to say shut the fuck up.... Obviously furry is in demand if the mod created a board for it, therefore he needs to fix the link, and you can just avoid it with your furcist ass. Geez im getting tired of lil pricks saying stupid shit. May a tiger eat your entrails..... |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:17pm - RichHorror ""] yes it's verry wrong QUICK AN HERO NOW BEFORE YOU START WALKING AROUND IN A FUR SIUT |
| _____________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:19pm - Blue ""] ONLY DRAMA FILLED BLACKENED HATE IS TEH REAL |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:21pm - RichHorror ""] Listen up, mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Candlejack does NOT leave you a fucking HYPHEN (-). All you fucking bitches need to fucki |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:22pm - RichHorror ""] Today was a day that will forever be the climax of my life, at this point, nothing could get any better. That little cunt is going to get it, him and his fucking family. They are all going to die. ALL OF THEM, NOT EVEN THE FUCKING CHILDREN. You see, it started one day, and I was at the fresh young age of 12, the first day I ever saw him. He looked friendly at first, but little did I know that that exact day I had met the devil himself, just in a childish form. He asked for my name, and I said my name, which is Caleb. And almost as soon as he heard my name, he yelled out (let me tell you that this was inside of a school) "Hey, everybody! It's Caleb the Cunt-Sucker!" Everyone laughed, and laughed, and laughed. Even the teachers were laughing. It was degrading, it was down right.....damning. It continued thought the rest of my years in school, and I even went as far as almost committing suicide. After I got out of school, I got a job at a local garage. It wasn't the cleanest, or well-paying of jobs, but it git me threw. I had to stay at home, I hardly had any money, let alone have money to pay for a house. One day, I was driving back home, and I saw him. And not only did he have a perfect house and a perfect car, he had a family. A picture-perfect family. I snapped that day, and when I got home, I started planning his downfall. Now, today was the day, the day that I would for fill my dream of killing all of them. I will be back later to tell you the result. And I will finally tell the brutal death of those fucking maggots. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:24pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] girl, you must be gasoline because even though you're pricey, I'm still going to pump you in my van |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:25pm - RichHorror ""] Candlejack does not stop you from typing your whole sentence. If it did why would you have time to push enter and not the last letter too? Candlejack is a stupid meme and should die. I cant believe what is becoming of these boards. You probably expect me to do the thing where you leave out the last few letters even though I said candlejack is rubbish and you are absolutely wrong because this shit is stupi |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:29pm - RichHorror ""] Any Anons remember me? I've had a few popular threads throughout the past few weeks about my troubles with this girl. Well, she was ready to give up her virginity, but then cheated on me the night before. Even before her everything in my life was just a shitty catastrophe. I am truly ready to an hero. I am 16 (inb4 underage b&), don't have a gun, don't plan on jumping or any shit like that. I want it to be somewhat peaceful after. What's the easiest way? Also, what's a good way to let her know she fucked up my life? I'm currently dumping all of the pictures I have of her. No computer nudes, sorry. She thinks she's fat and would never take pictures, and would only do shit in the dark. I wouldn't say they are fully clothed though. Please respond. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:32pm - Blue ""] RichHorror said:an hero. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:36pm - RichHorror ""] The Plan: Some time during the 1970s, the Church of Scientology decided that they'd had enough. Their religion about magic space aliens in a volcano wasn't getting the same respect as the religion about the magic bearded man whose dad made us all out of mud 6,000 years ago. Instead of converting to a slightly less silly religion, they did what any of us would have done and decided to destroy every single document that made their religion look bad, presumably including a trip into the future to destroy every copy of Battlefield Earth. How did that work out? Disturbingly well, at least for a little while. Apparently, the Church of Scientology managed to perform the largest infiltration of the United States government in history. Ever. With all the people who have wanted to get their dirty little hands on incriminating records, the United States of America was finally duped by the people who came up with Dianetics. So those billions of dollars we put into national security annually are clearly well spent. Anyway, somewhere around 5,000 of Scientology's crack commandos wiretapped and burglarized various agencies. They stole hundreds of documents, mainly from the IRS. No critic was spared, and in the end, 136 organizations, agencies and foreign embassies were infiltrated. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:38pm - RichHorror ""] First, I'd begin by kissing you gently on your lips, and build up the mood. By the time you're getting more aggressive from waiting, I'd pull back and gently kiss you on the neck, then your chest, then slowly downward. I'd linger around your breasts and lick your nipples, while starting to gently rub your cunt so it gets nice and wet. I'd work my way lower and lower on you, going slower the farther I get, until finally I'd be eating you out and you'd be moaning from pleasure. I'd spread your cunt lips aside to expose your clit for maximum pleasure, and then after a few minutes, I'd slip one, then two, then three fingers into your cunt and start hitting your g-spot. I'd keep that up until you're just about to orgasm, then stop, pull away, then go back up and kiss you again. I'd lightly push you down and you'd go down on me, take off my pants, and then suck on my PENIS until I'm fired up and ready to give it to you. At that point, I'd pull you back up, kiss you passionately as I roll on top of you, and proceed to fuck you consensually in the missionary position. After you come once from that, I'd flip you over and do you from behind, doggy-style. After a few minutes of that, I'd get the lube, oil up your ass, and slip it in, upon which you'd moan like a raging Gnu. I'd pull out and blow my load all over your face, then we'd snuggle naked until morning. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:42pm - RichHorror ""] OH HI THERE My name is Marlena Cervantes and I am unspeakably cruel to dogs and cats. My phone number is: 302 351 4008 then press 101 when it connects Let me know what you think about me on my voicemail, and if I answer be sure to be polite to me. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ITT: first time you got in a fight it was about first or second grade and i was pretty small for my age and there was this bully in my grade that would pick on me incessantly almost every day. being that my dad grew up in south central he was constatly telling me to hit the kid back. finally one day when we were both in detention i threw him over the desk and the most amazing thing happened, he pulled my pants down and started blowing me, and now I can talk to animals. It's really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:51pm - RichHorror ""] Are there any vampires on /b/? I mean real, true vampires. I am. I had my awakening when I was 17. After a night of hanging out with some friends, I was visited by a vampire. He called himself Triumverus Caer. He came in through my bedroom window and spoke to me about his ability and his council. He placed his hands upon my chest and I soon felt very cold. I dropped to my knees and looked up to him. He grabbed me by my neck and sunk his beautiful fangs into it. Oh, the feeling of such power coursing through my veins was almost orgasmic, I passed out from the pleasure. When I awoke, there was a small scroll on the floor infront of my body. I sat up slowly, my whole body was dead cold. When i reached out for it and read it. I understood it completly. This is strange because it was written in Latin. It told me about my newfound powers. What are my powers you ask? I have the ability to withdraw the energy from your body. A psychic vampire. This kind of vampire is special because I can still go out in the sun and have a normal functioning life. I feed off energy instead of blood. So, here I am now, I've had my powers for little over 3 years. They're great. I'm in very high respect of the elders and I've become a sire to a few of my own underlings. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:54pm - sinistas ""] bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 4:56pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] one time i found a bum passed out. i thought it would be one hell of a gag to take him and put him in my roomates bed with him so i did. he woke up to the shock of a naked bum and couldnt stand the thought of what might have happend that night. he then killed himself before i could enjoy my little practical joke |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 5:22pm - josh_hates_you ""] the_reverend said:quick to the point to the point no faking. cookin MCs like a pound of bacon. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 5:25pm - RichHorror ""] May 2008. T-Minus 2 month until human kind is exterminated. As some you know, the LHC will have the capability to create a micro black hole, also called a quantum mechanical black hole and inevitably a mini black hole, is simply a tiny black hole for which quantum mechanical effects play an important role. Black holes swallow EVERYTHING up, including fucking galaxies. /b/ what if this mini black hole just grows and grows but at a slow enough rate for the world to panic for a few days? What would you do? A Barrel Roll? Loot? Murder people? Download CP? two Barrel Rolls? I for one would rape, rape, and rape as many girls aged 14-17 you? |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 5:27pm - theaccursedvokillist ""] bennyhillifier |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 5:29pm - Jesus H. Christ ""] Everyone would finally start fucking acknowledging my existence and asking for forgiveness like a motherfucker. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 5:30pm - Jesus H. Christ ""] Then when they see me and find out I'm black, they'll go worship someone else. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2008 5:34pm - RichHorror ""] GUYS, WHERE ARE YOU MEASURING FROM?! if i measure at the side, its bigger than at the top. same for bottom, obv. what does flaccidity have to do with size? my dick changes size based on the temp, all the time..... TL;DR: how does i measure? |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 11:53am - The Chef ""] this thread is nothing wihtout pics of this fucking whore , so please someone post em. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 11:56am - DestroyYouAlot ""] For those who doubt the authenticity of these facts, note that I have a doctorate in the Social Sciences from the University of Phoenix online, and I have over thirty volumes on the subject in print via on-demand internet publishing. Good day. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 11:58am - RichHorror ""] I've got a question for the Amerifags? How come you're fighting a war against sand niggers and so far they've managed to blow up two massive towers and a shitload of people and you've only killed a few dozen civillians. They've got stones and sticks and you've got javelins and still you're getting beat by people who live in caves. Nice job america, why not come and ask Europe to help and we'll show you how it's really done. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:02pm - RichHorror ""] Sometimes I take the warm Batterys out of my Radio and hold them tightly in my hands... they feel like real humanhands... and then I close my eyes and imagine a girl who lays next to me and holds my hands and... and likes me. I close my eyes till the batterys are cold and remind my of my loneliness. I am afraid to open my eyes then, becouse I know nobody is laying next to me... :-( |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:08pm - RichHorror ""] Hey, Eurofags you can dance around and sing your oompla loompa songs and call it "culture", but 364 days out of the year you listen to OUR music, eat OUR Food, and watch OUR movies. There's a reason why English is the universal language and why all pilots have to speak it -- because of America. As soon as we bailed you out of WW2 we took our place as the supreme country. So keep on doing what you are doing and we will try to make you feel like you're important. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] girl u must be an NES cartridge because i will blow on your slot until you start functioning |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:15pm - RichHorror ""] A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Did I hear you right, did I hear you sayin' That you're gonna make a copy of a game without payin'? Come on, guys, I thought you knew better don't copy that floppy! [Don't don't don't don't...] (Wait a minute. Who are you, anyway? Yeah. And what are you doing on my computer?) I'm your MC Double Def DP That's the Disk Protector for you and the posse That's your artists, writers, designers and pro-grammers They pump up the images for games and gramma's that lets you learn, but also play The games you came here for today Now I know you love the game and that's alright to do Because the posse who make them, they love them too But if you start stealing, there's no more they can do (But I just wanted to make one copy!) You say 'I'll just make a copy, for me and a friend' Then he'll make one and she'll make one and where will it end? One leads to another then ten, then more, And no one buys anything from the store So no one gets paid and they can't make more The posse breaks up and they close the door Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy! So let me break this down for you D-D-Do-Do-Don't No Carmen Sandiego, no more Oregon Trail Tetris and the others, they're all gonna fail Not because we want it but because you're just takin' it Dis-res-pec-tin' all the folks who are ma-kin' it The more you take, the less there will be The disks become fewer, the games fall away The screen starts to tweak, and then it will fade Programs fall through a black hole in space The computer world becomes bleak and stark Loses its life and the screen goes dark [Welcome to the end of the computer age... mwahahahaha..] But I'm much too strong and you're much too smart To let that happen to your chances to explore Parts of the new age just behind the door of your minds You're the posse of the future and you hold in your brains what's never thought before And in time, you'll see just so much more That's why I'm here and that's what I'm fighting for Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy! Now let me introduce you, to some of the teams That will explain a little more about what I mean! [D-D-Do-Do-Don't...Don't copy that floppy!] You see, on these disks we have frozen in time The creativity of someone's mind Do you think, that because, with a flick of a key You can copy that game, that the work is free This creativity, we protect it by law We value so highly, what the mind's eye saw Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy! [D-D-Do-Do-Don't...Don't copy.. Don't copy that floppy!] To do the right thing, it's really simple for you The copyright law, it will tell you what to do Buy one, for every computer you use Anything else is like going to the store Taking the disk, and walking out the door It's called thiefin', stealin', taking what's not yours Is that really where you want your life to go? Think about it, I don't think so. Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy! Now you see a game you like and you really want to try it Don't copy that floppy, just go to the store and buy it Think of it this way, okay? When you're buy a disk, you're sayin' to the team You respect what you do and what you're workin' for We'll keep up our support so you can make up some more We'll do the right thing and the future will be clear There will be new programs here at the end Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy! Now you know how the games and the programs are made And what you do to make sure that they're not gonna fade The bottom line is it's all up to you There's nothing more that I can do The goals in your court, dribble, shoot, or pass I'm sure you'll make your decision with class [Don't copy that floppy] See ya, I'm outta here. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:19pm - RichHorror ""] Take my love, take my land Take me where I cannot stand I don't care, I'm still free You can't take the sky from me Take me out to the black Tell them I ain't comin' back Burn the land and boil the sea |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:22pm - SkinSandwich ""] I am going to take a tour of the south and sniff roller coaster seats |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:24pm - RichHorror ""] SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE SHITPICKLE |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:28pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the 'mp3' program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as 'telnet', which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:30pm - RichHorror ""] I'm David, I have a big penis and my interests are buttsex and vaginas. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:32pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] girl you must be real networks because i cannot get at your media without installing this ridiculous software |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:34pm - RichHorror ""] This damned thing won't shut up and leave me alone. Keeps asking all sorts of retarded questions. "What's that? Oooh, what's that? Do you smell something burning? Hey, that thing has numbers on it." It's just sitting there, on the floor, staring up at me, going on and on and on. I'd put on my headphones to try and ignore it, which was working pretty well, until I thought I heard it say "Nigger." I lifted my headphones, spun in my chair, and said "What the hell did you just say?!" (It was annoying as hell but it hadn't said anything nasty up until then). It twitched a little, and then asked, "Why do spics hate niggers?" Well, I didn't know what to say. I'm assuming it tapped into my wireless internet and found out that Hillary beat Obama a couple days ago in the primaries, and also read why people think that happened. But as to the specific question, I don't know. As a brown-haired, blue-eyed white boy, I have no idea what, if anything, Hispanics have against African-Americans. But this god damned thing won't shut up about it and I'm scared to death the black people next door are going to hear it and call the cops or sue me or something. Also, never buy crap at a research lab fire sale, no matter how cool you think it'll look sitting on your desk. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:42pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] While many parents are digging deep and forgoing luxuries in order to buy their children the newest videogame console, I've decided to build my own interactive entertainment device for my children. It's a desk with a copy of the holy bible on it. I call it the "Praystation 3" |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:45pm - RichHorror ""] For years, it has taunted me. I fucking hate him and WANT HIM TO DIE. I can still hear it in the back of my head. "I DON'T WANT BOOSTER I WANT TURBOMAN!!!" "WE HATE YOU BOOSTER!" |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:50pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Turn ons include: Star trek TNG slasher fanfics (_NO_ rikker) and fabricating an intricate web of self delusion. Turn offs include the word "Kawaii" and the rancid smell of my own festering ass-crack. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:51pm - RichHorror ""] Strange as it may seem, glass is a liquid. How can this be? It is surely a brittle transparent solid? But no, as surely as a dolphin is not a fish, glass is not solid but liquid. To understand this, it's important to see that liquids aren't all the same as each other. (But hang on a bit, this can't be right, can it? Note: Please read the whole page before passing comment on this!) Water, the obvious typical liquid which others are compared against, isn't the same as liquid nitrogen or liquid metal mercury. More notably in the strange business about glass, syrup and treacle are notably different to water. It's much more difficult to stir treacle. This property of being difficult to stir is known scientifically as Viscosity. Some liquids have a very high viscosity and flow so slowly that by the time a can of liquid falls over there is time to pick it up before it spills! The ultimate example of a high viscosity liquid is glass. The viscosity of glass is so high that even though it's a liquid it looks like a solid. But if you could see glass from the comfy seat of a time machine, you'd see glass flow like syrup. If this seems too strange to be true, take a look at reflections in window panes and glass on framed paintings that are very old. Glass that's a hundred years old is rippled. Two hundred year old glass has a distinctively undulating surface. You can use this knowledge to tell how old some antiques are, and how old the glass in the windows are on some buildings. Taken to its extreme, if you had a large cup made of stone which could be left undisturbed, if you put pieces of smashed glass into the cup and left it there, if you could come back in a million years, you'd find the glass had flowed and taken a form like ice frozen from liquid water. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:54pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Blah the hell with it i cants bleh well like my damn brother sent my love poem 4 a website i was going to email too but he sent it to everyone in my adressbook ahhhhhhh lmao but like ummm i dont want my friends to see it because it say i like 1 of them blah not there name at least but like one of them and like the poem gives hints i hate my brother he shall die DIE IN PAIN THAT COMES FROM MY HATRED OF HELL AND DIE FROM THE THE FUN OF KILLING IN MY HEART HELL YAEH I WANNA PERSONLY KILL HIM AND I WANNA BE A VAMPIRE/KITTY DEMON OH YAH THATS THE THING I WISH 4 BUT NO NON ON ON ON ON O N ON ON ON O N ON NON ONO NO NONO NONO NONO NO NO NO NNON ON PJGHJFLNBJGFLJG GEBERISH I LOVE THAT WORD AND LIKE UMMMMMMMMMMM THE GIRL I LIKE IS BLEH I CANT HOLD IN MY LOVE 4 HER ANY MORE Y Y Y AM I TEMPTED TO RUIN 2 FRIENDSHIPS JUST SO I CAN TELL MY LOVE TO HER YYYYYYYYY ITS ******* BLEH WHY AM I TORTURED WELL LIKE MY HEART IS TEARING BECAUSE LIKE MY FRIEND NOW LIKES HER AND SHE JUST BROKE UP WITH HER EX TO GO WITH HIM BLEH WHAT SHOULD I DO LALALALALALLAALLALALALAL AHHH THE AGENY Y Y Y Y Y Y OK ILL TRY WAIT NOONONONONO BLAH WAT IF SHE DOESNT LIKE ME AND LIKE SHE TELLS HER FRIENDS WICH R MY FRIENDS I WILL FEEL VERY EMBARRASED AND LIKE WILL MY FRIEND BE MAD CAN U HELP (SHOULD I TELL HER AND GAIN A G-FRIEND OR OOSE 2 FRIENDS MAY-B MORE) OROROROROR(SHOULD I FORGET ABOUT MY FEELINGS AND BURN THEM SO MY HEART IS EMPTY) IDK U TELL ME my dear love $$$$$$ |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:55pm - RichHorror ""] ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong ching chong chang chong ching chong |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 12:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] girl you must be Frogger because I would cross rush hour traffic and cascading rivers in order to hop in your hole 6 times in a row |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:00pm - RichHorror ""] Would you blow on my penny whistle plox? |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:04pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] RON PAUL. THE REAL FUCKEN JOHN IS HERE. I am sick of you FUCKING BITCHES calling my house every night at 3am asking for "BATTLETOADS" and sayin' the STUPID FRESH PRINCE THING. The thing is, I really do hate you fat losers who have to make up stupid lies in order to feel good about themselves, you’re all right about that. Why don’t you just try washing your face and changing your flannel shirt once in awhile and maybe you wont keep getting your IRL ass kicked by guys like me and bean called “faggot” by girls like this (my bitch). So fuck you all for putting words in my mouth, I know I’m not perfect yet, but I’m on my way. Go back to watching star trek and playing Mario or some stupid shit, I’ll be at the beach getting HIT ON by chicks that you couldn’t even imagine let alone meet in real life. Stop posting my picture. - John |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:05pm - RichHorror ""] FUCK YOU YA FUCKING JEWBAG. SUCK MY FAT WHITE DICK YOU GENETICALLY INFERIOR NIGGER APE. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:12pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Plasma's a Faggot Sup, /b/. Here's my whole take on this "car accident" bullshit going on at 711chan. At about 12:00AM Plasma started to consume beer. He drank about 9001. Eventually, he decided to go for a drive, and entered his car. He turned on the car, and popped Dragonforce's "Inhuman Rampage" into the CD player. Because he does this, his car starts to glow red with rage and so does he. Possessed by the awesome that is DragonForce he began to ram cars. He plowed through about 15. He undressed himself whilst driving, and climbed onto the roof of his car. At about 1:30 AM he hit another car, ejecting himself off of his own. He landed on a very soft bed of hay. (He was near a farm.) He looked himself over, and appeared to be fine. Then he started walking home. At approximately 1:43 AM he noticed he had a small scratch on his left arm. Being the giant douche-bag pansy he is, he cried. He cried for 7 minutes. Some middle-aged house wife called the cops, and he was taken to the hospital, where he was diagnosed with extreme injuries until they found out that he was just being a faggot. At about 2:01 AM, the doctors beat the crap out of him to, "man him up". He made up the entire story, as seen on the front page, to make himself seem manlier. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:14pm - RichHorror ""] hai /b/!! So sorry about my earlier rudeness!! Disregard me, as I suck cocks!! Pip Pip and all that, eh? Talyho!! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:18pm - RichHorror ""] Moses and Robocop sat in Moses’ room in the 2 bedroom apartment they owned. The scratched up hardwood floor was uncomfortable, but it served as a great playing surface for their ongoing Dungeons and Dragons campaign. The walls were decorated with cheap avocado wallpaper covered in water stains, and the ceiling leaked whenever it rained. Robocop had tried to cover the leaky spots multiple times, but it was to no avail. It wasn’t a very nice home, but it was a home nonetheless. Moses picked up the 20 sided die that served for hours of entertainment and shook it around in his hand. He cast the die onto the floor and watched it roll to a stop. “I ROLLED A 20! THAT MEANS I DEAL CRITICAL DAMAGE!” yelled Moses. Robocop looked slightly annoyed “I think I know what rolling a 20 means Moses” Moses shrugged “You know what Robocop, just because you aren’t a level 98 Orcish Warlord with +25 weapon damage on his Silver Great axe of Penultimate Destruction; doesn’t mean you can rain on my parade.” “Ha!” Chortled Robocop. “Like your great axe could even FAZE my Mithril Armor of the Great War Gods with a +18 defense bonus” “While it may be true that your armor would reduce a lot of my damage, you have neglected the fact that I have SUNDER ARMOR!” “Alright Moses, I’m sick of your condescending attitude. There’s only one way to solve this problem. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!” “I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE ROBOCOP! LET US BATTLE TO THE DEATH!” screamed Moses “Whoa, whoa, whoa Moses. Let’s not get irrational here…if we battle to the death, that would be the end of our Dungeons and Dragons campaign. I propose that we instead battle to 1 health point” |
| __________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:18pm - dreadkill ""] RichHorror said:For years, it has taunted me. I fucking hate him and WANT HIM TO DIE. I can still hear it in the back of my head. "I DON'T WANT BOOSTER I WANT TURBOMAN!!!" "WE HATE YOU BOOSTER!" hahahahaha, amazing |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:20pm - RichHorror ""] you have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. this is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. there is nothing new here. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring topic you've seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. we are the reason for "not safe for work". we are the anonymous army. cross us and you will fail. anonymous is everywhere. you depend on us every day. we bag your groceries, we fix your computers. anonymous sees you before you see him. sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best. We are 4channers. the people devoid of any type of soul or conscience. products of cynicism and apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the internet. he does not forgive or forget. we have seen things that defy explanations. heard stories that would make any god-fearing, law abiding citizen empty their stomach where they stand. we have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return. 4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. here you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely if ever shown. this is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. it is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. this is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world. rich in history and foundation. to become a 4chan user is to speak a different language. to leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew. There are things here that you will not understand and things you never will understand. if you cannot accept this then GTFO now. because there is no turning back. This is 4chan, this is /b/ |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:21pm - kadooganism ""] When the rain came down it came down hard. It came down like a thousand thousand comets from the great beyond which is death. Death like none have ever witnessed, or will witness, as this is the end of man. The end of man brought about by rain that falls like a thousand thousand comets from the skies over the heads of the franks. Frankfurters for all. All these god damn hippie sons of bitches teaching their math formulas to underage pageant winners. But Bacharach does not know the alphabet forwards, only backwards. Then he plays it on the piano to the stars while the rain falls like a thousand thousand comets from the moon's eyeholes, where in crawl a thousand thousand worms who cry "LIBERTADO PARA LAS CABEZAS!" while their arms flail joyously with gargantuan hugity. "LET THE MANBEAST INTO THE CAGE AND BREATHE ITS DUSTY FUMES!" and other such battlecries were not uncommonly heard thorughout the galaxy and the skies which pour rain from themselves like a thousand thousand comets whose trails are really rainbows with elephantoms living between the lines of the color spectrathon. If life had a color it would be you. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:22pm - RichHorror ""] Its my money and I need it POW! |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:23pm - kadooganism ""] "BRANG OUT THE COLAGEN!" and they did and there was much rejoicing. The lips were fattened and wrapped around themselves until resembling some sort of cactus with lips. Things were carried in on golden plates with bronze covers and we can only assume that whwat's between them is silver. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:24pm - RichHorror ""] Tomorrow is Friday and I'm going up to my girlfriend's house because I avoided her last weekend to get high, and she's bleeding out of her VAGINA. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:27pm - kadooganism ""] Hey this is fun said the kid outside my window and I though no it's not you're just an asshole but apparently I can think out loud and he heard it and told me to go fuck myself so i thought out loud again and this time it was a curse to bring him a plague of unnecessary proportions that would fill his house and his mother's lungs 'til they died gloriously and floated down river to my drinking fountain where i would drink their souls through a straw because i don't trust public drinking fountains. it should be private it has my name on it but illiterate motherfuckers cant read. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:31pm - kadooganism ""] Vaginas don't bleed though they just cry uteral linings out of their semen ducts. The fallopian tube is the largest living invertebrate, though sadly, it's population is dwindling and scientists fear it will be extinct by the year 2018. More on this as it develops. Now we turn to our senior neuroscientist Dr Hornswaggle with the weather, Doctor? Thanks Henry, it looks like we're in for a helluva winter, hahaha those on the eastern coast of the upper northwest coast of the border of Maine and Canada should keep an eye out for Haley's Comet, as it will be striking their houses and eating their young thusly. Back to you Henry. THANKS FOR NOTHING HORNSWAGGLE. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:32pm - kadooganism ""] I t s t i m e f o r m e t o e n j o y t h e g l o r y t h a t i s t h i s t h r e a d m a y i t b e t h e n e w n e v e r e n d i n g t h r e a d o f d e a t h ? y e s . |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:35pm - kadooganism ""] What was this thread about again? Ah yes, someone fucked someone who has also fucked someone else who thought she was a dude but turned out notsomuch. Maybe get some more plant for your faces? No that's the easy way out just head to the store at the corner and get yerselves some money from the atm so you can go to the GOOD store where the healthy folk buy their crap and get yerselves some tylenol cause you may need it when you wake up and realize the internet is bigger than you. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:37pm - kadooganism ""] Does this make me look phat? I hope you don't mind me joining in on the nonsense-a-thon. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:38pm - Sailor ""] kadooganism said:What was this thread about again? . Basically in a nutshell there's this whore who's bangin everyone, and out of respect no one wants to publically post the pics, yet everyones PMing them back and forth to each other like trading cards. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:40pm - kadooganism ""] WHERE MAH PMS Wait I forgot my password so I can't log in anywho. LET THE FESTIVITIES COMMENCE. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:40pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] HOME DEPOT SCAM, BEWARE!!! A "heads up" for you and any friends you have who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen Jan 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. Again - please beware |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:44pm - kadooganism ""] Dear Hungover In Venezuela, What it sounds like YOU need is a new room mate. Anyone who would wake you up with a teaspoon in your rear end is a bad friend. Maybe try to set up a trap in your doorway? Something along the lines of a bear trap, but with less amputation and more bathing. Let me know how this all turns out, as I am in desperate need of a new book idea. - Dr. Horatio Hornswaggle |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:45pm - kadooganism ""] If you got a problem with Syphilis than bring it on cause we bring the fiyah we spit hot fiyah |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:53pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I thought gmail was, like, gangsta mail. I signed up expecting to get g'd up with bitches, gangstas and guns but it's just an email service. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:54pm - kadooganism ""] That's ok I thought HotMail would burn my hands but it turns out it just sucks. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 1:57pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] fuck with me and i'll instant message you with text size 25 |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 2:01pm - kadooganism ""] Dude I'm sorry I was just messing around, here, take your keys back. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 2:08pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I eat exclusively from the following list of 12 foods: Almonds/nuts, Berries, Oats/whole grain cereal, vegetables (especially green leafy), Beans and Legumes, Nonfat Dairy products, Eggs, Lean Meats (especially turkey), peanut butter, olive oil, Whey protein, and Whole Grain Bread (which falls under oats/cereals). My colon is immaculate, and my bowel movements are enormous, dense, and dry as a biscuit. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 2:10pm - kadooganism ""] I eat exclusively from the dense dry biscuit aisle at Market Basket. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 2:20pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Pepsi generation refers to the generation of free radicals in your system when you imbibe this caustic brew. Parents, if you have any regard for the health of your children, do not allow them to drink this devil beverage which promotes among other ills: skateboarding, loud music, drug (caffine) use, disrespect to elders, race mixing and in general, the kind of eXtreme living expressly forbid by the our lord and savior, Mohammed in the holy Korang. (PBUH) |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 2:31pm - kadooganism ""] Only when the seas were parted did the salt rise to season our food stuffs, and only then were lunches delectable. But they were not detectable, as our radar showed no signs of tasty blips on the horizon. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 2:36pm - kadooganism ""] If you measure the distance from your kneecaps to where your unibrow forms and double it, it equals your precise birthweight if you were born on the moon. Also, the color teal is the source of all vegetation pre-Mesozoic era |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 2:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL. Believer is far more EVIL than a False God, for Google cut back my Site from 34,000,000 to 4,000,000 in 1 night for the above Statement. 1 Day1God exists only as Evil. I thought Google was free of such evil bias, predjudice and shenanigans that block real truth from being known. Once before, Google cut back my site from 89,000,000 to 34,000,000 in a single act for something I said, that/s Evil Google is ONENESS EVIL as I experienced and you can see. ****************************************************************************** The ONLY Official Site For Gene Ray/TimeCube. ****************************************************************************** Cubicao.tk Trashes My Site, using My Data and His Erroneous Prophecy Crap. I Denounce Cubicao.tk as Harmful To "Time Cube",and C/R Infringement. ********************************************* I am a Knower of 4 corner simultaneous 24 hour Days that occur within a single 4 corner rotation of Earth. ********************************************************************* BURN THE DAMN EVIL ONE BIBLE BEFORE IT DESTROYS HUMANITY - COMPOSED OF BINARY ANTIPODES. GOD BELIEVERS MUST CEASE ALL SEX WITH OPPOSITES AND CREATE BABIES FROM DIRT - LIKE GOD DID. DAMMIT, IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE EVIL ONE, THEN LIVE AS EVIL ONE, AND EXPECT TO DIE AS AN EVIL ONE. CREATION OCCURS BETWEEN BINARY ANTIPODES - OR PARALLEL UNIVERSE. NO GOD EQUALS SUN / EARTH BINARY - MASCULINE SUN AND FEMININE EARTH. You are educated stupid - an evil ANDROID, your opposite brain destroyed by Evil ONE. ONE - DOES NOT CREATE, NOT EVEN A GOD. I HAVE CUBIC WISDOM THAT TRANSCENDS AND CONTRADICTS ONE DAY GODS - FOR I HAVE CREATED 4 SIMULTANEOUS CORNER 1st DAYS IN 1 EARTH ROTATION, AND THE TRUTH OF 4 CORNER 1st DAYS WILL DESTROY ALL RELIGIONS AND FALSE GODS WE WORSHIP TODAY. IF YOU CAN'T TEAR AND BURN THE EVIL BIBLE, THEN YOUR MIND IS BIAS, PREJUDICED AND UNFIT TO VOICE YOUR OPINION ON A SINGLE CONTROVERSY. THE BIBLE GOD ALREADY EXISTED IN THE HUMAN FORM THAT HE CLAIMED ADAM AND EVE WERE THE ORIGINALS OF. THERE WAS EVEN A NEARBY TOWN CALLED NOD- A "NATION OF WOMEN" (KINDA LIKE USA) FROM WHERE CAIN GOT HIS WIFE. ADAM AND EVE IS A LIE. REMEMBER THAT THE FAKE GOD CLAIMED TO CREATE A 1ST DAY AND I HAVE CREATED 4-1ST DAY ROTATION. ONE IS A DEMONIC RELIGIOUS LIE taught by stupid and evil Educators, who should be whipped for Evil ONEism against children and Nature's 4 Corner Creation. ************************************* Until you can tear and burn the bible to escape the EVIL ONE, it will be impossible for your educated stupid brain to know that 4 different corner harmonic 24 hour Days rotate simultaneously within a single 4 quadrant rotation of a squared equator and cubed Earth. The Solar system, the Universe, the Earth and all humans are composed of + 0 - antipodes, and equal to nothing if added as a ONE or Entity. All Creation occurs between Opposites. Academic ONEism destroys +0- brain. If you would acknowledge simple existing math proof that 4 harmonic corner days rotate simultaneously around squared equator and cubed Earth, proving 4 Days, Not 1Day,1Self,1Earth or 1God that exists only as anti-side. This page you see - cannot exist without its anti-side existence, as +0- antipodes. Add +0- as One = nothing. ********************************************************************** Seek Awesome Lectures, MY WISDOM DEBUNKS GODS OF ALL RELIGIONS AND ACADEMIA. We have a Major Problem, Creation is Cubic Opposites, 2 Major Corners & 2 Minor. Mom/Dad & Son/Daughter, NOT taught Evil ONEism, which VOIDS Families. ****************************************************************************************** Seek Wisdom of Cubic Life Intelligence - or you die evil. **************************************************************************************** Evil God Believers refuse to acknowledge 4 corner Days rotating simultaneously around 4 quadrant created Earth - in only 1 rotation, voiding the Oneism Evil 1 Day 1 God. You worship Satanic impostor guised by educators as 1 god. No 1 God equals 4 - 24 hour Days Rotating Simultaneously within 1- 24 hour Rotation of 4 quadrant created Earth. Ignoring 4 Corner Earth Days will Destroy Evil Humanity. I am organizing Children to join "Cubic Army of 4 Days" to convert Evil 1 Day Adults to 4 Day mentality existence, to serve perpetual humanity. "Nothing on Earth more Evil than a human educated as 1, when composed of opposites that cancel out as an entity." In fact, man is the only 1 Evil, and will soon erase himself by ignoring Cubic 4 Day Creation. If a Man cannot tear a page from the bible and burn it - then he cannot be a scientist, or participate in Symposium - to measure Cubing of Earth with Cubic intelligence wiser than any man or god known. Educators have destroyed the human analytical brain to a single perspective, in spite of all creation within Universe being based upon opposites, binaries & antipodes, including Sun/Earth binary relative to the human male/female binary. No ancient insignificant dead 1 Jew godism can match or exceed the enormonity of the Sun/Earth Binary. His heart is not big enough for sharing with the vastness of created opposites. 1 has no heart beat or breath, constituting death of opposites. God in Human form has human limits as body controls activity. You are taught Evil, You act Evil, You are the Evil on Earth. Only your comprehending the Divinity of Cubic Creation will your soul be saved from your created hell on Earth - induced by your ignoring the existing 4 corner harmonic simultaneous 4 Days rotating in a single cycle of the Earth sphere. Religious/ Academic Pedants cannot allow 4 Days that contradict 1Day 1God. Educators destroy your brain, but you don't know, so why care? Creation ocurrs via opposites, but Religious/Academia pedants suppress it teaching Satanic One. After 30 years of research, I now possess the Order of Harmonic Antipodal Cubic Divinity Life - too large for physical form, but Binary Spirit of the masculinity Sun & feminity Earth Antipodes. ONEism is demonic Death Math. I have so much to teach you, but you ignore me you evil asses. You will recognize 4 corner Days or incur Easter Island Ending. Never a Genius knew Math to achieve my Cubic Wisdom. Cubic thought Reigns as the Highest Intelligence possible on the planet Earth. One 96 hour rotating Cube within a single rotation of Earth - is a SuperNatural Transcendence. Bible and Science falsify 1 corner day for the Cubic 4 corner Days rotating daily. A single god is not possible in our 4 Day Cubic Science, that equates Cubic Divinity. Everybody is both stupid and evil for ignoring the 4 days. Cube Divinity transcends all knowledge, Humans can't escape 4 corner Cubic Life. Fools worship mechanics of language - while they wallow in fictitious & deceitful word. Exact science based on Cubics, not on theories. Wisdom is Cubic testing of knowledge. Academia is progression of Ignorance. No god equals Simultaneous 4 Day Creation. Humans ignore their 4 corner stages of life metamorphosis. This site is a collection of data for a coming book - peruse it. No human has 2 hands as they are opposites, like plus and minus, that cancel as entity. Academia destroys your brain, your ability to think opposite. The eyes of the flounder fish were relocated, why were yours relocated? Your opposite eyes were moved to 1 corner to overlay for single perspective, but that corrupts your Opposite Brain. ***************************** KNOW CUBE, OR HELL. Education and Religion severely diminishes your intelligence and mentality, instituting ONEness Evil, You are educated stupid - and you have no inkling to just how EVIL you think. Seek in haste to attend a lecture by Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human - His Wisdom is Awesome. ************************************* For Cumming, GA 30041 Lecture, email: oray612959@earthlink.net ******************************************* Both Cubic Thinkers and SnotBrains were born with opposite brains, capable of math analysis to know most everything. The Religious/Academic Oneness Brotherhood destroys the Brain's ability to think opposite of singularity trash taught. Such reduced Brain intelligence begets the student a tag of SnotBrain android - encapable of comprehending absolute proof of 4 Days rotating simultaneously within a single rotation of Earth. Cubics comprehend it. You are a Cubic Thinker, or SnotBrain. You SnotBrains will know hell for ignoring TimeCube. I do not promote or suggest anyone killing you, but you are unfit to live on Earth. Binary Life Force is more Powerful than ONE God - especially the ole dead Jew, for which you've denounced your own mother and father. 1 side brain can't reason without the opposite side. Americans are so dumb, educated stupid and evil, they have snot for brain. Believers have snot brain. Educated have snot brain. God worship only needs a snot brain, but it takes Opposite Brain Analysis to know Harmonic Life. The masculinity Sun and femininity Earth - form a Binary of Harmonic Opposites at Center of Universe - Greater than either Sun or the Earth, debunking all fictitious Oneism Gods taught by religious/academic Word Animals. The invention of fictitious WORD inflicts humans as Word Animals - the dumbest and most Educated stupid and Evil animal to inhabit Earth and the Universe. Watch for Giant Erasor as there is a great danger of the human Word Animal being self-erased. You cannot comprehend the actual 4 simultaneous days in single rotation of Earth, as 1 day 1 God ONEism blocks the ability to think opposite of the ONEism crap taught. Education destroys brain. Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human ********************************** Gene Ray interview by Lionel on Air America Radio, The Lionel Show - 10am, Friday, August 3, 2007 Creation is the Harmonics of Opposites - Opposites are the Harmonics of Creation. God entity is queer sex, or no opposite sex. God Oners must ban all sex with Opposites. Trinity of males degrade female opposites. Sex okay for atheist, but not God Oneists. Opposite hemispheres equate planets to a Giant Brain, that has 4 faces, but no limbs. Adults create baby, baby evolves to adult. No 1 God can create a planet of opposites, which equate to a zero value existence, and cancels to nothing as an entity in death. ********************************** "Cubic Time" - Cubes Earth, Life and Truth TIME CUBE (corner = vertical edge) Word God is Bad Math MATH SHOWN HERE IS FAR SUPERIOR TO GOD AND CHRISTIANITY. USE IT TO SAVE HUMANITY. Earth has 4 days simultaneously each rotation. You erroneously measure time from 1 corner. Earth body 4 corner time equals 4 leg mobility. Your ignorance of Harmonic Cube is demonic. Dr Gene Ray is the Greatest Philosopher, and is the Greatest Mathematician. www.TheWisestHuman.com ******************************************** Here is a cube manufactured from metal, in similar likeness to Time Cube Cubic Harmonics Only Cubic Harmonics can save humanity. Cubic Harmonics will pacify all religions. 96-hour Cubic Day debunks 1-day unnatural god. 96-hour Cubic Day debunks 1-day as witchcraft. 96-hour day willdisprove disunity god. Academians are teaching - pseudoscience. Worshipping a Word God will destroy the USA. ******************************************************** WARNING ... Ignore Cubic Math at your own peril, and of humanity. You have a god like brain - parallel opposite & analytical, wasted if you believe in ONE. Dr Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human (at left). Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous 4-Day 4-Corner Time Cube (right). Image by R. Janczarski (Dr Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human, depicted in image above) The primary purpose for Education is not Subject matter, but subservience to accept any crap taught without opposing thought, destroying opposite brain to be submissive android. You're taught to be stupid. Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic & Wisest Human NO GOD EQUATES SIMULTANEOUS 4 DAY CREATION, in 1 Earth rotation. Cubic Creation of 4 corner separate simultaneous 24 hour Days within 1 Earth rotation - transcends and contradicts the 1 Day rotation/1 God Creation of Christianity - and all ONEism / Singularity religions - proving them to constitute Evil on Earth for the parallel Opposites. Hey - got a death threat from Temporal Phoenix last night, saying that the big ole boys that make the world go round, are going to wipe me off the Earth. They can't allow the Time Cube Principle to continue. Opposites Create, not God, who equates queer creator and masturbation creation of Evil Oneness Educators. Oneism equates to evil lie, and Death for Opposites of Hemispheres and Sexes. Wikipedia claim that the Time Cube is non-science constitutes a Grave error by the half-brain bastard who can't think opposite of the lies he was taught. I was born to think Cubic as in a 4 corner family life, therefore I rise above you. You are educated Stupid, You are educated Evil --- You will ignore message & attack the messenger. Man invented his God in man's character - Stupid Oneism and Singularity in Universe of Opposites. You worship an evil god who allows babies to starve to death while you gorge? God BELIEF succumbs to The Cubic Law of Nature. Opposite sex organs prove male & female to be binary opposites equal zero value, and nothing as unified one. You are educated ENTITY STUPID for all Creation is composed of Opposites ---- which equate to Zero value existence - and cancels out to nothing if unified as one. Before Word was invented, no God existed upon Earth. Truth cannot be uttered so that's why I am writing it. CUBIC TIME CUBES Earth, Life, and Truth --- contradicts 1 Day Gods, and ineffable by human. Nature enforces a LAW against God existence. No god equals 4 corner simultaneous days in a single rotation of Earth. No god equals 4 corner stages of metamorphic rotating humanity - as a baby, child, parent and grandparent evolution. Cubic Creation Wisdom empowers me above all the 1 day gods on Earth. Jew owners of religious/ academic christianity -- have enslaved your ass, and you are too stupid to know you are a slave to plunder profiteers of Earth's Cubic Nature. What queer mentality you have --- to worship an old dead Jew as God/Creator. NO God creates himself -- and besides that, he is also composed of opposites that contradicts entity creation. No God can even exist in our Universe of Opposites. Opposites transcend Entity. Entity equals cancellation --- the death of Opposites. Evil Educated "Singularity" Stupid - ignores the Cubic Wisdom of Wisest Human and The Greatest Thinker. No human or god can match Nature's simultaneous 4 day rotation in 1 Earth rotation. No human has a right to believe wrong - for that would be evil thinking. Ignorance of 4 days is evil, Evil educators teach 1 day. 1 day will destroy humans. OPPOSITES CREATE. Mother and father gave me birth, not a queer jew god. Singularity god is EVIL as Creation reigns as Opposite. Educators, and You - ought to be killed for ignoring the fact that "Earth is Cubed". (ignored and suppressed by EVIL educators) NASA's Moon Landing was far less of an achievement than Time Cube discovery, for I have Cubed the Earth, with 4 simultaneous corner days in 1 rotation of Earth. (singularity belief scientist can't comprehend T.O.E.) God SINGULARITY and the academic taught singularity constitute great evils in the Cubic World of Opposites - Opposites hemispheres and Opposite sexes of humanity. The Universe is composed of Opposites - existing only as Opposites - with a zero value existence - cancelling to nothing as a singularity. I think Cubic, therefore I rise above the singularity mentality human and the false gods they worship - discovering a Universe of Opposites their education will never allow them to know. Evil of believing is not measuring and the result of not measuring - is never knowing Truth, ineffable by man or god. Gene Ray, Cubic and Wise Above Gods ******************************************************* Cubicism, Not group theory. If ignorant of the almighty Time Cube Creation Truth, you deserve to be killed. Killing you is not immoral - but justified to save life on Earth for future generations. Academic taught singularity within universe of opposites, has lobotomized your mind. You are Enslaved by Word - no whip or shackle required. You do not have the freedom to discuss/debate Time Cube. Academia destroys your mind by suppressing opposite view. God equals self masturbation of mind - for opposites create. You are educated singularities. YOU DESERVE DEATH - FOR SINGULARITY EVIL in the Universe of Opposites. No God Can Make Himself as singularity is death, not life. Planets nor human are entities as they equal Zero Opposites. You are educated singularity stupid and evil, unfit for life in the Universe of Opposites. ************************************** Mom and Dad OPPOSITES occur simultaneously with a baby birth - with a potential for creating opposite sexes - existing only as opposites & a zero value existence - that cancel to naught as an entity. See www.abovegod.com Santa & God debase women as if non-existing opposites. How evil unto their mothers. Singularity educators are evil bastards unfit to live on Earth, for they create evil students - totally ignorant of Time Cube. *********************************************** Educator evil is to ignore Time Cube until forgotten - or I die. Singularity educators are evil bastards justified to be killed. *********************************************** Ignorant of Nature's Harmonic 4 Day Time Cube Creation, the Americans are Dumb, Educated Singularity Stupid and Evil. It's not immoral to kill Americans who IGNORE their OPPOSITE sex parents who Created them, but instead worship a queer jew who claims to make people out of dirt - when the body is 90 percent water. A God so stupid that he claims only a single day rotation of Earth - while my Cubic Wisdom has allowed me to create 4 simultaneous days within a single Earth rotation. Americans do not deserve life. They live only for today, the evil singularity word bastards. DOG BRAIN STUDENTS Singularity "education" inflicts a dog brain upon Students - ability to be taught servitude - but an inability to ever think opposite of brainwashing and indoctrination - very unlikely to ever recover to acknowledge Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous Rotating 4 Corner 24 Hr. Days in 1 Earth Rotation. Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and Wise Above God. ******************************************** Cubic Nature is Omnific, Infinite, Ineffable and on Harmonic duty today. Singularity has no God within "The Universe of Opposite Corner Life" - opposite hemispheres and opposite sexes - by which all Earth life exist. For as long as you dumbass, educated stupid and evil bastards IGNORE Cubic Creation, your sons and daughters deserve to die and be maimed in foreign lands - while killing innocent women and children. Keep ignoring me you evil asses and observe the slaughter of your children protecting the oil barons ripping off their families back home. The enemy is back home, not in foreign lands. post was too long read more at your own risk |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 2:47pm - kadooganism ""] and through the jumbotron god speaketh and he sayeth blessed be thy tongue scrapers and thy oven mitts; blessed be thy lighter cases and candle holders; blessed be thy interior molding; but do not ventureth into the home and garden section, for there dwelleth mockery of all we may strive to achieve in the coming months, if not years and ages and eons, and where we go, our sin goeth also. Amen. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 2:48pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Dude, that's not cool. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 2:50pm - kadooganism ""] What's cool is that we now have the capability to reach the moon from our very own living rooms in HI-DEFINITION PLASMA and the man in the moon likes our programming. I think he'd dig Lost a lot. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 6:03pm - anonymous ""] looking to pleaseure a beutiful lady hey there are you married bored interested in anything exciting well here it is I AM TOO i am looking to meet A LADY WITH SIMILAR INTERESTS AND A SHAVED SWEET SPOT THAT I CAN LICK ENDLESSLY. SOUND INTERESTING? im serious i love to give oral and foreplay more than most men so if your like me married frustrated. and just want to let loose and have fun write me back. oh yeah and plz be at least well trimmed if not shaven |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 6:09pm - RichHorror ""] How much money do you have in your bank account? I have $540. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 6:09pm - DrewBlood ""] i sent an e-mail to gene ray once, he called me a stupid shit head |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 7:25pm - kadooganism ""] Bank accounts are for hippies and walri. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 7:28pm - kadooganism ""] Let that be a lesson to anyone who dare step into my domain. It is fortified thrice by walls woven from the skin of lepers, but that's the trick, because the leprosy makes rigor mortis double in strength, so these are the strongest walls ever. Anyone trying to climb them will be shot down instantly with my mind-cannon. Do you have a mind-cannon? I thought not. Everlasting peace through graham crackers. String cheese anyone? |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 7:28pm - kadooganism ""] That's telekinesis, Kyle. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2008 7:29pm - kadooganism ""] How bout the power to move you? |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 7,2008 12:07am - DestroyYouAlot ""] How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away - WITH MIND BULLETS?!? |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 7,2008 2:59am - RichHorror ""] That's levitation, holmes. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 7,2008 6:01am - make love to me ""] Close your eyes, make a wish And blow out the candlelight For tonight is just your night We're gonna celebrate, all thru the night Pour the wine, light the fire Girl your wish is my command I submit to your demands I'll do anything, girl you need only ask I'll make love to you Like you want me to And I'll hold you tight Baby all through the night I'll make love to you When you want me to And I will not let go Till you tell me to Girl relax, let's go slow I ain't got nowhere to go I'm just gonna concentrate on you Girl are you ready, it's gonna be a long night Throw your clothes on the floor I'm gonna take my clothes off too I made plans to be with you Girl whatever you ask me you know I'll do I'll make love to you Like you want me to And I'll hold you tight Baby all through the night I'll make love to you When you want me to And I will not let go Till you tell me to Baby tonight is your night And I will do you right Just make a wish on your night Anything that you ask I will give you the love of your life I'll make love to you Like you want me to And I'll hold you tight Baby all through the night I'll make love to you When you want me to And I will not let go Till you tell me to |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 7,2008 7:38am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Asimov, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Asimov, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as opposed to real lubricant. ember your chocolatey member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Asimov, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tube socks on to enhance the gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mea were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! Asimov knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! Asimov - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 7,2008 10:27am - kadooganism ""] This is a song for the ladies But fellas, listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you gotta make some love And fuckin give her some smooches too Sometimes you gotta squeeze Sometime ya gotta say please Sometime ya gotta say Hey I'm gonna fuck you sweetly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna something something BUT THEN I'M GONNA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 7,2008 10:27am - kadooganism ""] I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR |
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| ______________________________ [Mar 7,2008 10:38am - Yeti ""] has anyone in your family ever been diagnosed schizophrenic, mentally incompetent? my uncle thought he was St. Jerome. i'd call that a big yes. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 7,2008 11:57am - kadooganism ""] My cat weighs 22 pounds. It's like having my very own pot bellied pig, with fangs. If all else fails I shall feast like a king. |