what are you doing?[views:6944][posts:114]___________________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:14pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] I'm snowbound, so I'm drinking coffee and reading charles Bukowski. How are you passing the time trapped indoors? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:16pm - RichHorror ""] Jameson. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:18pm - narkybark ""] I'm at work. yay! |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:18pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] at least you can use the internet at work |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:19pm - the_reverend ""] since I couldn't get to the show I wanted to go to... carina and I went out and had margaritas. Then we passed by the MJ XII show downtown, but didn't stay. took the cats for a walk outside. and now carina just tried to break my nose, but in a good way. I'm going to sleep well tonight! |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:21pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] somethin smells fishy to me. and by me, I mean you. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:05am - ellesarusrex ""] bukowki is incredible.... i drank high life and ate numerous snacks while watching nip tuck with markfuckingrichards.. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:08am - dreadkill ""] ellesarusrex said:bukowki is incredible.... i drank high life and ate numerous snacks while watching nip tuck with markfuckingrichards.. you got to hang out with mark fucking richards? you lucky bastard. i wish i was hanging out with mfr, msd, and rich right now, eating dildos and pissing in each other's mouths. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:10am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I can't believe I never watched an episode of Nip Tuck before. It's like the creators of that show said to themselves, "What would Mark Richards want to see for an hour?" |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:10am - RichHorror ""] They showed fried chickens? |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:10am - dreadkill ""] oh my god! he's here now! |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:11am - dreadkill ""] mark richards likes to look at dump trucks full of pasta |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:12am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] No I don't, Ken. I like to EAT dump trucks full of pasta. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:13am - dreadkill ""] and dildos and piss and meatballs and pasta vazools and dildos again |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:14am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] And everything fucking else that is. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:15am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Oh, and it's fagiole. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:15am - RichHorror ""] omg wtf r u doin |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:16am - dreadkill ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Oh, and it's fagiole.i know but that spelling seems gay and vazools is better |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:16am - dreadkill ""] i mean, you're a fagiole |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:16am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You're right. Vazools sounds like it would be a carnival of various pastas. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:17am - dreadkill ""] vazools would be pasta cumming in my mouth |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:17am - RichHorror ""] fagioleott |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:18am - dreadkill ""] faggot raviolis |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:18am - RichHorror ""] faggioiti ravioli |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:18am - W3 nli ""] mark said if i gave him a dumptruck full of fried raviolis i could piss in his asshole true story |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:18am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] If you call ravioli a faggot one more time, I swear to Christ I'm going to masturbate all over the place. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:19am - RichHorror ""] RAVIOLIS IS FAGGITS |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:19am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You can piss in my asshole anyway, Sean. But yeah, give me a dumptruck full of fried ravioli and I'll conceive children for the sole purpose of letting you do whatever the fuck you want to them. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:20am - RichHorror ""] RichHorror said:RAVIOLIS IS FAGGITS |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:20am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] ::cums:::LAWL |
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| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:20am - RichHorror ""] oops |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:21am - dreadkill ""] when mark richards shoots his load, it sounds like his dick is saying " 'ey you, gettafuckoutta my dick" with the accent of an italian from jersey. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:21am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I am swimming in a sea of my own Italian semen right now. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:21am - RichHorror ""] outta my balls or i breaka you face |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:21am - W3 nli ""] hey hey hey man i got standards i dont want just children, they gotta be blonde haired blue eyed girls from the south shore. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:22am - dreadkill ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:I am swimming in a sea of my own Italian semen right now. it is red like marinara and smells like manhattan clam chowder |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:23am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] What if I put on a blonde wig and buy blue contacts? |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:23am - dreadkill ""] get outta my bools |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:23am - W3 nli ""] mark when is your lady friend coming back to get me wasted again |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:23am - RichHorror ""] Uh oh |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:24am - W3 nli ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:What if I put on a blonde wig and buy blue contacts? you never looked like you were a child mark never |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:24am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Ew, clam chowder. Whatsamattwitchoo ey? It's Alfredo sauce, gibrone! |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:24am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I was born a man. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:24am - RichHorror ""] Its ok to cry Mark |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:25am - RichHorror ""] I want to jack off with your tears |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:25am - dreadkill ""] pussy reminds italians of the gabbagool |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:25am - dreadkill ""] RichHorror said:I want to jack off with your tearsthat made me laugh loudly |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:26am - RichHorror ""] Italians should be banned |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:26am - W3 nli ""] RichHorror said:Its ok to cry Mark RichHorror said:RAVIOLIS IS FAGGITS |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:26am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahahaha this thread saved my life. I owe my life to it. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:26am - dreadkill ""] W3%20nli said: RichHorror said:Its ok to cry Mark RichHorror said:RAVIOLIS IS FAGGITSthat made me laugh even more |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:27am - dreadkill ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Hahahaha this thread saved my life. I owe my life to it.this thread made my night. it almost makes up for the snow and the other shitty parts of the night. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:27am - RichHorror ""] I have reclaimed my RTTP'S KING OF COMEDY crown this evening |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:27am - W3 nli ""] i think i need to go shit a sundried tomato |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:28am - RichHorror ""] I wanna buy me a hammock |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:28am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Rich, when is your tour with Cedric the Entertainer starting? |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:29am - dreadkill ""] i love you guys |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:29am - dreadkill ""] does that make me a ravioli? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:29am - RichHorror ""] RICH HORROR/COMPOSTED/TENACIOUS D/CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER tour you mean |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:30am - W3 nli ""] ken was that you who was doing the thin lizzy cover band cause if so i wanna hear four songs at once |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:30am - RichHorror ""] I get top billing on the third ring of saturn you beautiful whore |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:31am - dreadkill ""] that was chris, our old drummer. i think he might start it back up again. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:31am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] If that was a real tour I'd shoot myself at the end of the last show to ensure the fact that I would die a happy man. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:31am - dreadkill ""] RichHorror said:RICH HORROR/COMPOSTED/TENACIOUS D/CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER tour you mean can bochnagar open for that tour? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:31am - RichHorror ""] You should shoot yourself at tne end of every night |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:32am - RichHorror ""] THE GRIM AUTOMILE OF FROSTBITTEN SAVINGS |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:33am - dreadkill ""] my bochnagar side project cocknagar wants to open for bochnagar. the grim cock of toyota black anus fucking mile long cock. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:33am - dreadkill ""] it was going to be called cocknigger, but the label rejected that name |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:34am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] COME ON DOOOOOWN! I'll put as many bullets in me as it takes, Rich. Also added: MSD and MFR crews have joined forces for the xTUFFxinnest band that every was TUFF...The Breakdown Lane. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:34am - dreadkill ""] cocknigger wants to play a show with them |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:34am - RichHorror ""] Its on world tour with Rotten Cock and Goblin Cock |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:36am - dreadkill ""] KVLT KRAMER THE NECROWIZARD OF GOATDONKEYS OPENS THE FROST COVERED GATES OF BLACK DESPAIR TO GRIM AND MAGICKAL TOYOTA SAVINGS! |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:36am - dreadkill ""] rotting cock is the greatest band ever. cock nigger is going to be a rotting cock and bochnager cover band. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:38am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Ken, I sent you a friend request on MySpace because I want you to cover me in ravioli. Accept or feel the rage of the Italian stallion. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:38am - dreadkill ""] can i do both? |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:39am - dreadkill ""] i don't see the friend request :( |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:39am - dreadkill ""] i have your illustration profile on my friends |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:41am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It's there now. I was too excited and my fingers were too greasy to correctly hit the button. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:43am - dreadkill ""] i accepted and made you a top friend. you are a great man. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:45am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Thank you Kenneth. You'll be in my will. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:49am - dreadkill ""] make me some money |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:49am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'll get on that as soon as I have more ink in my printer. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:50am - dreadkill ""] use that mouth of yours. get on the street corners. get out of my bools and into my car. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:55am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] SIR YES SIR! I have to get my ugly sleep now. HEYO! |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:56am - dreadkill ""] no sleeping |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:58am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Sleeping yes. If you want me to attract business on street corners I need t3h sleepz. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 1:59am - dreadkill ""] ok fine . moneys is better than no sleeps |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:00am - dreadkill ""] that was my 13,000th post |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 9:37am - DestroyYouAlot ""] HAI GUYZ |
| ______________________________ [Feb 23,2008 10:16am - pam ""] Bukowski rules, what are you reading? |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 10:44am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] pam said:Bukowski rules, what are you reading? hahahahaha, a serious post. This made me laugh, because after 90 posts of "raviolis is faggots," a serious reply is like the punchline to the thread. I was reading The captain is out to lunch and the sailors have taken over the ship. It's illustrated by Robert Crumb, which makes it ten times better. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 23,2008 11:06am - pam ""] DaveFromTheGrave said: pam said:Bukowski rules, what are you reading? hahahahaha, a serious post. This made me laugh, because after 90 posts of "raviolis is faggots," a serious reply is like the punchline to the thread. I was reading The captain is out to lunch and the sailors have taken over the ship. It's illustrated by Robert Crumb, which makes it ten times better. I am a huge nerd and skipped all the other posts to talk about books. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:18pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i walked to the bar last night during the snowstorm. now i'm gonna do some drugs. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:20pm - RichHorror ""] This was a great night in internet history. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:03pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:14pm - W3 nli ""] where the hell are the goddamn b00b13z in here |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:34pm - RichHorror ""] Bugalugaloo Bugalugaloo Bugalugaloo I'm ovah heah now. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:35pm - W3 nli ""] rich are you going to KC's tap tonight and if so can i get a ride |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:36pm - RichHorror ""] hahaha you would go bankrupt giving me gas money to Fall River to Natick and back again. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:40pm - W3 nli ""] the what now |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:42pm - RichHorror ""] I moved. It was a bad idea. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:43pm - W3 nli ""] totally for serious, goddammit. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:45pm - RichHorror ""] I pay for it with everyday of my wretched existence. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:48pm - bradmann ""] RichHorror said:I moved. It was a bad idea. you live in Natick or Fall River? either way, why??? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:49pm - RichHorror ""] I moved to Fall River in an ill-advised attempt to help out a friend. A friend I almost shoved down a flight of stairs last night. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:52pm - bradmann ""] so basically you eat Portuguese food and drink Narragansett all day. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:52pm - dreadkill ""] bradmann said:so basically you eat Portuguese food and drink Narragansett all day.nothing wrong with that |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:52pm - RichHorror ""] No, I drink Jameson and masturbate all day. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:53pm - RichHorror ""] LIKE A MAN |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:53pm - dreadkill ""] jack the cock |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:53pm - RichHorror ""] I like to jack my cock. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 2:57pm - bradmann ""] dreadkill said: bradmann said:so basically you eat Portuguese food and drink Narragansett all day.nothing wrong with that PAELLA so good |
| ______________________________ [Feb 23,2008 3:47pm - BSV ""] Had a few beers, gettin' high Sittin', watchin' the time go by, Uh, huh It ain't no big thing |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 6:19pm - ellesarusrex ""] wow. |