Things I would rather do than go to NEMHF[views:6462][posts:37]_______________________________ [Mar 12,2008 4:00pm - Mucko ""] I would rather pass a kidney stone. I would rather have sex with the rotting corpse of Dan Rather. I would rather eat my own feces, shit them out (repeat). I would rather... |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 4:01pm - thuringwethil ""] . . . save forty five bucks |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 4:03pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Sit under my porch and listen to Mortiis and pull wings off of flies. Or install carpeting. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 4:05pm - orgymf@work ""] eh, i'm not feeling creative. but i will say that this fest sucks, 2000 was the last decent one, it gets gradually worse every year. also, the Pagaydium (last time i was there) wouldn't even let people go outside to smoke!!! fuck that faggot ass establishment! |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 4:09pm - largefreakatzero ""] Make repeated suicide attempts with a hammer. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 4:13pm - adamtimenli ""] go to a gay art show opening, where people touch you the same, but they all smell better. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 12,2008 4:13pm - Blue ""] i would rather go to NEDF. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 4:15pm - KPANZER ""] I would rather lie flat on my back and try and pee into my own mouth. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 4:29pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] KPANZER said:I would rather lie flat on my back and try and pee into my own mouth. TubPanzer? |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 4:32pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I would rather play a show with Vital Remains and Monstrosity in New York. Which I will be doing. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 4:38pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:I would rather play a show with Vital Remains and Monstrosity in New York. Which I will be doing. That more or less wins, I guess. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 4:47pm - largefreakatzero ""] DestroyYouAlot said: MarkFuckingRichards said:I would rather play a show with Vital Remains and Monstrosity in New York. Which I will be doing. That more or less wins, I guess. Yeah it pretty much does. Go F yourself, MFR! |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 5:00pm - urinal turd ""] go to a gay club with degenerate bastard. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 5:03pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I fuck myself all the time, so I shall! |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 5:03pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] urinal%20turd said:go to a gay club with degenerate bastard. Bring coke! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 5:09pm - dreadkill ""] I'D RATHER SUCK A RAVIOLI'S DICK! |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 5:10pm - urinal turd ""] haha...only if i want to get diddled |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 5:15pm - SkinSandwich ""] Poke myself in the eye with a spiked dildo with mace sprayed on it with GWAR watching while they throw AIDS grenades at manatees. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 5:20pm - thegreatspaldino ""] i'd rather masturbate with a handful of broken glass with gasoline as a lubricant. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 8:14pm - contagion ""] Blue said:i would rather go to NEDF. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 8:22pm - the_reverend ""] nothing like a big guys playing gay music. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 9:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] contagion said: Blue said:i would rather go to NEDF. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 12,2008 9:58pm - Hungtableed ""] ...make fun of fags (this includes fag lovers as well), fat people, knob bobbers, jews and/or muslims on RttP. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 13,2008 5:37am - Troll ""] Shoot myself in the face...... ......In the name of Metal. :krusty::gun: |
| __________________________________ [Mar 13,2008 9:06am - pam nli ""] Stay at home and balance a plate of Toll House on my belly while watching the discovery channel. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 13,2008 9:54am - kadooganism ""] Stay at home and balance a plate of Toll House on Pam's belly while she watches the discovery channel. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 13,2008 10:31am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Stay at a Toll House and balance the space shuttle Discovery on the English Channel. With a can of Pam. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 13,2008 10:34am - Pires ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Stay at a Toll House and balance the space shuttle Discovery on the English Channel. With a can of Pam. WIN!! [img] |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 13,2008 11:18am - I AM PAM'S NEW BABY ""] Stay in Pam's belly while watching my new appendages grow |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 13,2008 11:23am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I actually sold Pam's baby tickets to this, don't listen to it. Pam, your baby is a liar. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 13,2008 11:43am - largefreakatzero ""] the_reverend said:nothing like a big guys playing gay music. Whoa, story of my life??? |
| __________________________________ [Mar 13,2008 2:00pm - Aegathis ""] .... wait till it comes out on video:krusty: |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 13,2008 4:28pm - JoeyCobraNLI ""] play a show in VT :LOL: |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 13,2008 4:42pm - dreadkill ""] I%20AM%20PAM‘S%20NEW%20BABY said:Stay in Pam's belly while watching my new appendages grow hahahahahhaha, there's a tiny computer with wireless internet in pam's uterus. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 13,2008 7:22pm - swamplorddvm ""] Sleep. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 13,2008 7:38pm - shannon ""] Go to NEDF and see DYING FETUS!!!!!!! |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 13,2008 7:52pm - diarrhea_blumpkin ""] smoke weed with kadogan while sitting in my car in my driveway |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 9:26am - kadooganation ""] diarrhea_blumpkin said:smoke weed with kadogan while sitting in my car in my driveway and come up with ridiculous cartoon ideas while mocking past metalfests and other terrible shows we've been to. |