ATTN: Mark Fucking Richards - RE: Composted flyers[views:1611][posts:38]_____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 12:42pm - RichHorror ""] Please remember in the future to include food drive info on all Composted flyers. If you need a reminder-- Effective immediately we are accepting/demanding donations of food and ridiculous clothing at all Composted shows. Make sure it's an already prepared food [i.e. don't bring a bag of unpopped microwave popcorn]. Spots on our guest list for people who bring really awesome stuff. This is without the approval of the rest of the band, but fuck them anyway. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 12:48pm - dreadkill ""] i'm bringing raviolis and beefaroni to the next composted show i go to. the reverend and i expect the song "queefaroni" to be written and rehearsed by this time. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 12:48pm - dreadkill ""] QUEEFARONIS IS DYKES! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 12:49pm - dreadkill ""] there needs to be a kiddie pool full of raviolis and beefaronis for rich to dive in and get messy in. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 12:53pm - RichHorror ""] There needs to be a cyanide pill for me to swallow and end my wretched life with. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 12:56pm - dreadkill ""] then who is going to dive into the chef boyardee pool? :( (mark richards needs to be dressed as chef boyardee at said show) |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 1:54pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] HAHAHAHA QUEEFARONI!!!!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 1:59pm - dreadkill ""] it's a guaranteed hit song. make a song called queefaroni, get a gold record. it's that easy. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 2:04pm - RichHorror ""] My roomie also has a Composted-related idea/request-- Jared: I have a good Composted idea now for the recliner. Jared: You need to sit on that recliner right up front in the middle of where the pit would be and guzzle beers and eat chips, and if Composted are not first on, you have to do that through the opening bands too. Jared: And when you run out of beer you have to stop the band from playing and make one of them go get you another one. Jared: And refer to that member as Alice or Mabel. Rich: Or run to the package store. Jared: hahaha Jared: Hey Alice I'm too drunk to drive go, make me a packie run. Rich: GET THAT FUCKIN DOG OUTTA HERE Rich: IM TRYIN A WATCH DA NEWS |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 2:05pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahaha, good lord. I have a small TV we can bring to set up in front of the recliner as well so you can actually watch the news...but in reality it would be the Teletubbies. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 2:07pm - RichHorror ""] My recliner is amazing. The seat has sunken in so much that it resembles the Sarlacc Pit and everytime you move it even the slightest a shitload of metal rods, screws, nuts and bolts fall out of it. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 2:08pm - RichHorror ""] Oh, and is completely covered in white cat hair. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 2:11pm - RichHorror ""] Going senile is pretty great, you fellows should really try it sometime. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 2:11pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Pretty soon we're just going to have start bringing entire venues to shows. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 2:13pm - RichHorror ""] THEY'RE CALLED FOOD DRIVES, ASSHOLE |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 2:20pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Yeah, but we're going to have to bring an extra building with us. DUH. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 2:23pm - RichHorror ""] Shut up and kiss me. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 2:27pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I've been waiting for this moment all my life. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 2:30pm - RichHorror ""] So has my penis. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 2:34pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] HIYOOOO |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 2:39pm - dreadkill ""] there's already a concept for the music video: rich horror laying on the floor while a girl shoots beefaronis out of her cunt all over him and mark richards, dressed as chef boyardee, beats her with a cooking spoon. the other composted guys will be doing other things. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 2:41pm - dreadkill ""] ha, i started writing my post a while ago, but had to do stuff at work before i finished it. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 2:51pm - RichHorror ""] Ken's post proves that me and Mark are the only members of Composted that matter. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 2:56pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Precisely. Fuck lead vocals, drums, bass and 2nd guitar. Shit's bunk. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 2:58pm - RichHorror ""] Other Guy: Vocals Rich Horror: Vocals Guitar: Mark Fucking Richards Guitar: Other Guy Bass: Other Guy Drums: Other Guy Some Hot Chick: Beefaroni Cunt Spitter |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 2:59pm - dreadkill ""] no, i just haven't thought that far into the concept, so i don't have ideas for the other guys yet. maybe the four of them could dress up as broads and shoot the beefaroni out of their butcher shops at rich while mark beats them with cooking utensils. they are very important band members. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 2:59pm - dreadkill ""] my idea would be really sexy |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 5:16pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i'm dressing up as a broad for an upcoming music video, and we mention chef boyardee in the new song we're working on. but we can make it an epic 3 part song like violated and fryalated 1, v and f 2: the return, v and f 3: the ACOCKALYPSE. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 5:33pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] As soon as I am able to, I'm dropping about $200 on a professional pedobear costume. I'm talking Disneyland vomit & heatstroke quality here. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 5:58pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] RichHorror said:Some Hot Chick: Beefaroni Cunt Spitter I doubt Danielle would do that! |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 6:11pm - Dave_Maggot ""] how bout we hire sarah michelle gellar. i hear she's got nothing going on these days. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 6:39pm - Dave_Maggot ""] :tmnt3: |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 8:16pm - RichHorror ""] Composted is not relegated to just one hot chick. Composted has thousands of hot chicks in our employ that refuse to sleep with us or anyone we know. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 8:22pm - Dave_Maggot ""] [img] i dont get laid cuz i look like kiefer sutherland post vampire transformation in the lost boys |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 8:28pm - Dave_Maggot ""] [img] and cuz i do stuff like this |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 14,2008 8:40pm - RichHorror ""] We don't get laid because we are members of the League of Fat & SHitty-Looking Gentlemen. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 15,2008 2:40am - Dave_Maggot ""] note, i am majorly fucking hammered right now, as per usual, but you are correct sir! haha HIIIIYOOOOO!!! naw there's gotta be a market out there somewhere for guys like us. our day shall come. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2008 10:55am - dreadkill ""] Dave_Maggot said:[img] i dont get laid cuz i look like kiefer sutherland post vampire transformation in the lost boys dave, you win the thread with that post. that was one of the funniest things i've read in a long time. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 15,2008 10:58am - Dave_Maggot ""] haha thank you sir |