It's photoshop time: FREE PC CHECK[views:11130][posts:127]_____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 11:21am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Original: [img] LOLerized: [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 11:21am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Now let's join in with our own: [img] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 11:26am - xmikex ""] What's the easiest way in photoshop to separate a person or an object from a background? I'd like to contribute but my photoshop skills are still rooted in Paint. |
| __________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 11:33am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] HAHAHAHAHHAH |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 11:36am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 11:44am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] xmikex said:What's the easiest way in photoshop to separate a person or an object from a background? I'd like to contribute but my photoshop skills are still rooted in Paint. I'd like to hear what the experts have to say as well. My hack way is to just roughly cut out the person relatively close (but not touching). Then, I use the brush tool set in clear with a small brush size, zoom in and just gradually clear out the rest of background close to the person you're cutting out. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 11:44am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Also, here's a template in 72 dpi: http://dismal.ath.cx:8099/astronaut_bread/FreePCCheck/FreePCCheck.psd |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 11:52am - thegreatspaldino ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 11:58am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Excellent! |
| _________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 12:04pm - xmikex ""] HAHAHA |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 12:12pm - largefreakatzero ""] Hahahahaha -- this is brilliant! |
| _________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 12:12pm - xmikex ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 12:24pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 12:26pm - the_reverend ""] the jeff one made me lol |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 12:26pm - RichHorror ""] I will never stop laughing at the Jeff one. TRUTH IN COMEDY |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 12:29pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Being ridiculously sick gives a free pass to do TONS of unproductive shit. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 12:37pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 12:56pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] This one came out like shit. [img] |
| ________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 1:04pm - xmikex ""] Here's another hopefully easy one. How do you re-size an object in a layer? In other words, if the picture you imported is too big or too small to fit in the yellow box, what's an easy way to re-size it? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 1:14pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Make sure the layer is highlighted. Then go to Edit > Free Transform. You can then click and drag the corners. Also, to keep the layer in proportion to itself when resizing, hold down the shift key while you click and drag. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 1:56pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 2:32pm - SkinSandwich ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:[img] HAHAHAHA!!! Affirmative action of Metal!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 2:35pm - RichHorror ""] There goes the neighborhood. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 3:09pm - xmikex ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 3:21pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahahaha WIN! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 4:34pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 4:47pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 4:50pm - largefreakatzero ""] Chiodo! HAhahahaha! |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 4:50pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] xmikex said:What's the easiest way in photoshop to separate a person or an object from a background? I'd like to contribute but my photoshop skills are still rooted in Paint. Use the magnetic lasso tool (hold down the lasso tool in the tool bar until the other options pop up-you'll see a lasso with a magnet attached to it). You click on any point around the border of the object/person you're trying to select, but make sure you un-click the mouse button as soon as the first anchor point is applied. Slowly guide the cursor around the contour of the object/person and close it off when you're done. If the lasso starts to go off course, all you have to do is hit the minus key (or hyphen, whichever you want to see it as) to get rid of unwanted anchor points, and/or manually trace the contour by making anchor points with the cursor. Hopefully that made sense. Fool around with it a bit and you should be able to figure it out in no time. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 5:03pm - diarrhea_blumpkin ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 5:04pm - thegreatspaldino ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 5:06pm - diarrhea_blumpkin ""] dammit... forgot the ending " |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 5:08pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 5:11pm - largefreakatzero ""] Win. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 5:39pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 5:43pm - archaeon ""] hahahahahahaha before you riggity wreck yoself |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 6:06pm - RichHorror ""] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 6:10pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Rich Horror is a goldmine for new ideas. MFR one coming right up. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 6:35pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 6:46pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Shouldn't it be "Faggits? Is my raviolis?" |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 6:47pm - RichHorror ""] I have been waiting literally all day for that one to be completed. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 6:54pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 7:09pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] FUCK YES. Thank you, Mr. Sweatpants Disco. You are a gentleman and a scholar. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 7:16pm - dreadkill ""] this thread is amazing. the scott lee one is hilarious. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 7:37pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 7:38pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I'm running short of ideas, but I'm not running short of viral infections. Need more! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 7:44pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahahaah I was wondering when DYA would chime in. This thread is going to get real interesting real fast. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 7:46pm - fleshfries ""] Haha, these are fucking amusing. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 7:59pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Come on Mike, there's gotta be a Dave Maggot idea floating around in your head. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 8:06pm - W3 nli ""] why no pedobear |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 8:09pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] there tons of pedobear ones floating around of these. If I stumble across any I'll post them. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 8:10pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Come on Mike, there's gotta be a Dave Maggot idea floating around in your head. I've been trying to think of one. I can't rest till everyone on my top friends has one of these pictures. I have a Grant Archeon one coming up. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 8:18pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 8:20pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahaha, excellent. If I think of one for Dave I'll whip one up. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 8:25pm - archaeon ""] hahahaha yes |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 8:25pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I had lots of fun cutting out Grant's crotch. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 8:34pm - Dave_Maggot ""] something zombies, something beer. what else do i do. hmm. haha |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 8:37pm - SkinSandwich ""] This thread is great. i think I am going to watch some redtube for inspiration and some fapping. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 8:38pm - the_reverend ""] SkinSandwich said: menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:[img] HAHAHAHA!!! Affirmative action of Metal!!! I lulzed |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 8:40pm - RichHorror ""] A shuckin'? In my jivin'? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 8:42pm - RichHorror ""] Little known fact: In that picture Eliot is exclaiming, 'Good lawd! Feets doan' fail me now!'. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 8:49pm - archaeon ""] [img] |
| _____________________________ [Mar 17,2008 8:52pm - SW ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 8:53pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] archaeon said:[img] hahahaha |
| __________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 9:05pm - archaeon ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 9:07pm - RichHorror ""] The tip is, like, not bad. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 9:40pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 10:52pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 11:41pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:[img] "One time? I made a hat... out of a lobster and a stick. But the monkey stole the hat! That's why Captain Jim drowned him. For stealing." |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 17,2008 11:54pm - brad weymouth ""] too many inside jokes |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 12:11am - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 1:06am - SkinSandwich ""] archaeon said:[img] HAHAHAHA!! I nearly pissed myself, haha!!! BRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 8:45am - aaron_michael ""] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA, mike, you made my week |
| ________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 8:46am - xmikex ""] Carina if you're reading this I'm sorry I edited you out of the picture, but I don't think you'd want in on this. [img] |
| ________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 9:04am - xmikex ""] Let's see how many people get this one... [img] |
| _________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 9:05am - sxealex ""] ok mike.. we know u want the reverend to yourself.... |
| _________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 9:05am - sxealex ""] lulzors btw |
| ________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 9:51am - xmikex ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 11:14am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Are you tired of getting your hands cut off by snowplowers? And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow? |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 11:20am - brad weymouth ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Are you tired of getting your hands cut off by snowplowers? And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow? [img] |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 11:24am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] One of my favorite episodes ever. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 11:30am - archaeon ""] this photoshop thing is fantastic. i need to do this more. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 11:52am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 12:00pm - dreadkill ""] hahahaha |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 12:05pm - archaeon ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 12:15pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha yes. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 12:19pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Just edited my original post and included the original ad as the first image. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 12:24pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Courtesy of Encyclopedia Dramatica: [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 12:25pm - archaeon ""] I have a monumental one in the works. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 12:27pm - brad weymouth ""] fail. Hitler is backwards |
| ______________________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 12:33pm - infect sli sli sli ""] xmikex said:[img] i was thinking this should be more along the lines of: deadly amounts of pharmaceuticals? in MY bloodstream? |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 12:41pm - RichHorror ""] My roommate just did this one. [img] |
| _________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 12:47pm - xmikex ""] infect%20sli%20sli%20sli said: xmikex said:[img] i was thinking this should be more along the lines of: deadly amounts of pharmaceuticals? in MY bloodstream? I was gonna do Mary Kate Olsen (or whichever one it was) and "Heath Ledger's corpse? In MY living room?" But LOLz in my ROFLz came to me from God. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 12:49pm - archaeon ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 1:39pm - brad weymouth ""] archaeon said:[img] GOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! |
| _________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 1:45pm - W3 nli ""] brad%20weymouth said: archaeon said:[img] GOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! yeah that shit ruled :bow: |
| __________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 2:14pm - archaeon ""] [img] Tim mortalis idea. thankz hun. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 2:15pm - RichHorror ""] archaeon said:[img] /thread |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 2:38pm - SkinSandwich ""] Someone needs to do something with these guys, ha. [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 2:44pm - largefreakatzero ""] The Beaker one rules. Nice work. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 2:44pm - xmikex ""] SkinSandwich said:Someone needs to do something with these guys, ha. [img] Like what? Design miniature felt costumes around them so dudes can dress their nutsacks up like the sesame street aliens? |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 2:52pm - SkinSandwich ""] something like that, yeah! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 18,2008 3:29pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahahaha Grant. Have my babies. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 18,2008 4:00pm - SW ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 19,2008 10:37am - kadooganomicron ""] good god, why do I seem to be missing all the awesome threads lately? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 19,2008 1:19pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Mar 19,2008 1:48pm - xmikex ""] I made this one for my girlfriend this morning. I don't expect anyone to get it. [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 19,2008 3:15pm - anonymous ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 19,2008 5:30pm - Dave_Maggot ""] ha |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 19,2008 5:34pm - Dave_Maggot ""] find a pic with both of us, with me joe and ashley and say "3 sick roommates and a quaranteened apartment. . ." |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 19,2008 8:11pm - thegreatspaldino ""] xmikex said:Carina if you're reading this I'm sorry I edited you out of the picture, but I don't think you'd want in on this. [img] ahahaha it just looks like he is pondering about the borderline childporn, haha. "hmmmm, is there now? let me go check that out...." |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 19,2008 8:59pm - the_reverend ""] the beaker one is a thread ender. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 19,2008 9:02pm - archaeon ""] mimi |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 19,2008 9:54pm - ellesarusrex ""] best thread yet. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 20,2008 11:35am - kadooganomicron ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 20,2008 11:41am - kadooganomicron ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Mar 20,2008 12:27pm - xmikex ""] TOTAL WIN: [img] MONSTER FAIL: bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 20,2008 2:07pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 20,2008 9:53pm - michealbatman ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Mar 23,2008 6:58pm - archaeon ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 23,2008 7:01pm - thegreatspaldino ""] HAHAHAHA |
| __________________________________ [Mar 23,2008 7:02pm - archaeon ""] I've been meaning to make that. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 7,2008 1:01pm - xmikex ""] I'm adding this to the collection. [img] |
| _____________________________ [Apr 8,2008 2:16pm - BFD ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Oct 9,2008 9:45am - xmikex ""] [img] |
| _____________________________ [Oct 9,2008 11:22am - pam ""] This is easily the greatest thread to ever exist on RTTP. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 20,2010 4:04pm - Spaldino ""] i missed thread. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 22,2010 7:43pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I miss having the time to do shtuff like this :( |