Crash fails to put kibosh on Seinfeld[views:1844][posts:20]_____________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 9:27am - the_reverend ""] http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/03/seinfeld.crash.ap/index.html |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 9:34am - largefreakatzero ""] "Seinfeld was driving alone when the brakes on his 1967 Fiat BTM stopped working Saturday evening," Serves him right for driving a fucking Fiat. If you could afford to drive ANY car, why the fuck would you drive something so astoundingly gay? I think my mom mentioned she had one before she was married. She thought she was wicked cool until the mighty Fiat caught on fire and burned to the ground. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 12:02pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] FIAT = Fix It Again Tony |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 12:03pm - the_reverend ""] "Dale, that's a fiat!" |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 12:05pm - thuringwethil ""] hahaha I shouldn't laugh though I almost got into a fucking accident this morning. God I hate this town. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 12:08pm - C.DEAD ""] I have to feel bad for the guy. My brakes went the other week and totally fucked my car. It was a 99 saturn and had it for over 7 years, so I was pretty pissed. Sure as hell ain't as gay as that car though. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 12:09pm - the_reverend ""] some dumb bitch cut me off from an on ramp today. what a cunt! |
| _______________________________ [Apr 3,2008 12:26pm - dftg ""] C.DEAD said:I have to feel bad for the guy. My brakes went the other week and totally fucked my car. It was a 99 saturn and had it for over 7 years, so I was pretty pissed. Sure as hell ain't as gay as that car though. you feel bad for him? poor Jerry seinfeld, one of his 200 sports cars broke down. Now he only has 199 other cars and millions of dollars to entertain himself with. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 12:27pm - pam nli ""] "Jerry Seinfeld was in a harrowing rollover wreck but was unhurt" Lost interest right there. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 12:35pm - dreadkill ""] what's the deal with brakes? do they call them brakes because if they malfunction, your car breaks? a-what's the deal with that? |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 12:39pm - Sacreligion ""] dreadkill said:what's the deal with brakes? do they call them brakes because if they malfunction, your car breaks? a-what's the deal with that? ya know i was all excited to make a joke right along those lines as i was reading this. *shakes fist* |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 12:41pm - dreadkill ""] hahahaha. there have been so many times on this site when people have beaten me to a joke i wanted ot make. i'm sure it was you at least once, so i'm getting my revenge in this thread. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 12:56pm - Sacreligion ""] of course you realize, this means war. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 1:12pm - pam nli ""] My stomach is getting so fat that I have to play with myself now. Sex just isn't happening anymore. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 1:12pm - the_reverend ""] um... well.. is that how seinfeld makes you feel? |
| _____________________________ [Apr 3,2008 1:14pm - Yeti ""] hahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh man that was the wrong thread. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 1:16pm - Sacreligion ""] oh man that's just waaaaay too perfect |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 1:27pm - the_reverend ""] she watch seinfeld at 6:30 with the door closed... |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 1:39pm - Sacreligion ""] and the volume way up |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 1:42pm - largefreakatzero ""] dftg said: C.DEAD said:I have to feel bad for the guy. My brakes went the other week and totally fucked my car. It was a 99 saturn and had it for over 7 years, so I was pretty pissed. Sure as hell ain't as gay as that car though. you feel bad for him? poor Jerry seinfeld, one of his 200 sports cars broke down. Now he only has 199 other cars and millions of dollars to entertain himself with. Exactly. Dude, your car problems aren't quite in the same league as the mega-rich. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 1:48pm - the_reverend ""] pulling your pud to seinfeld? what's the deal with that! |