Anyone else get swamp ass?[views:2264][posts:23]_______________________________ [Apr 16,2008 7:39pm - Hoser ""] You know....you shit...wipe....go do something physically exerting...anus starts itching...go wipe and BAM! There it is...brownish / clearish fluid on the paper. I hate it so. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 16,2008 7:45pm - bradmann ""] i call this jungle butt. and it's the fucking worst. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 16,2008 7:58pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i used to all the time but then i learned to whipe from the top of my ass crack to taint instead of the other way around. issue solved. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 16,2008 8:00pm - GodlessRob ""] I use baby wipes specifically for this reason! What I hate worse is involuntary swass. You know, when you go somewhere, like say a music store and you sit on a stool and then you get in your car and say "what the fuck is that smell?" Well it's from the nasty fucker who sat on the chair before with a horrible case of swass! Fuckin gross! |
| _______________________________ [Apr 16,2008 8:02pm - Hoser ""] Hahahahahahaha....swass? That's a first for me...but funny, dude. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 17,2008 2:44am - Y_Ddraig_Goch ""] worst ever, happens even hours after shitting, I wipe as much as I can on days I work to avoid this unwanted friend....but sure enough after 8 hours of lifting and walking around with boxes and bending to put them down...he rears his ugly head. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 17,2008 3:23am - Vince McMahon ""] Clearish fluid is semen. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 17,2008 4:04am - douchebag_patrol ""] bennyhillifier |
| ________________________________ [Apr 17,2008 6:55am - Mike_K ""] Fuck I want that! The interviews are mad weird though ahahahaha |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 17,2008 7:47am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Swamp ass - nature's silent killer. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 17,2008 8:53am - largefreakatzero ""] I get it at band practice / shows the worst out of anywhere. Now I usually take a shower in the AM before work, then a shower at the gym after I lift at lunchtime -- and most of my pooping is done in the morning. So, my ass is feeling pretty fresh in the afternoon. But, lo and behold, we rip through that 1st song at practice or at a show, game over. Major sweatage, boxers sticking to crack, etc. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 17,2008 8:59am - the_reverend ""] I was walking with carina, my brother, and his gf. they were arguing about something lame so I told them about my sweaty ass. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 17,2008 10:36am - Yeti ""] the worst is when you get it at like a summer wedding or something, and the itch becomes unbearable. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 17,2008 11:00am - C.deaD ""] Taking showers usually does the trick. Or wiping your ass. You realise these things as you get older. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 17,2008 11:44am - DestroyYouAlot ""] C.deaD said:Taking showers usually does the trick. Or wiping your ass. You realise these things as you get older. That's just The Man trying to keep you down. FIGHT THE POWER. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 17,2008 11:46am - largefreakatzero ""] A shower even 5 minutes before a summer swamp ass attack can do nothing to stop its onset. Unless you sweat like a girl. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 17,2008 12:06pm - C.deaD ""] largefreakatzero said:A shower even 5 minutes before a summer swamp ass attack can do nothing to stop its onset. Unless you sweat like a girl. A prrrrrretty girl???? |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 17,2008 12:11pm - ouchdrummer ""] yeah, swampass in something i didnt suffer to frequently until i started playing the drums. You can wipe all you want, but if there is a little shit stuck up in your anus it will drip out with enough vigorous sweating..yummy |
| __________________________________ [Apr 17,2008 12:13pm - C.deaD ""] Vince%20McMahon said:Clearish fluid is semen. Thanx for that. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 17,2008 12:23pm - ZenErik ""] Swass! |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 17,2008 12:39pm - corpus_colostomy ""] blue's bass is made of swamp ash...good stuff. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 17,2008 12:48pm - Yeti ""] a swamp bass. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 17,2008 1:43pm - largefreakatzero ""] C.deaD said: largefreakatzero said:A shower even 5 minutes before a summer swamp ass attack can do nothing to stop its onset. Unless you sweat like a girl. A prrrrrretty girl???? Verrrrrrry pretty, yeth. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 17,2008 1:49pm - the_reverend ""] corpus_colostomy said:blue's bass is made of swamp ash...good stuff.blue's black? I KNEW IT. |