Glen Benton thinks he saw Bigfoot[views:3245][posts:24]
[Apr 18,2008 12:09pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
This was in a Myspace bulletin from Earache:
GLEN BENTON, vocalist and bassist for death metal legends DEICIDE, claims to have seen a Sasquatch or Bigfoot in a Florida state forest.
In the latest issue of Terrorizer magazine, Glen tells the tale of one strange night in the middle of nowhere, where he believes he saw 'the Florida Sasquatch':
"I see this big fuckin' thing lurched down on the side of the road... It's this big grey thing... it fuckin' clears the road in one fuckin' leap, 'ROOOOAHHR!' then into the woods.
Glen describes following the creature into the woods in his jeep: "This thing's snapping down trees left and right. All around was a smell like the inside of a dumpster... This thing looked like a primate of some sort. Fuckin' huge eyes, but like part-orangutan and part-chimp.
After calling Florida Wildlife, the area was checked and tracks are said to have been found. GLEN's experience was documented as an official sighting.
Was it really a Sasquatch that GLEN BENTON witnessed that night? One thing's for sure, it had to be something pretty weird for it to scare the man who some people call the Devil incarnate.
Check out the famous original video footage of a supposed Bigfoot creature here.
Two brand new exclusive tracks from the upcoming DEICIDE album, TILL DEATH DO US PART, are available for streaming and download at the official DEICIDE MySpace page here.
TILL DEATH DO US PART is released on April 28th in Europe and May 13th in the US. The album will be released as a special edition CD with a free "GLEN FOR PRESIDENT" woven patch (while stocks last), or as a standard CD, limited edition 12" picture disc LP and limited edition 12" colour vinyl LP.
Pre-order your copy of TILL DEATH DO US PART now: US store or Euro store.
To view the videos entered into the "In The Eyes Of God" video competition so far, go here.
[Apr 18,2008 12:11pm - thuringwethil at the library ""]
Glen for President, haha, no thanks
I'd vote for Florida Sasquatch, though.
ESPECIALLY because it smells like the inside of dumpster.
[Apr 18,2008 12:16pm - CNV ""]
I have been to the town where Glen lives and it is a fuckin weird place. There are some strange motherfuckers livin out in those thick swampy woods of Port Richey (or is it Newport Richey?) Florida...
[Apr 18,2008 12:19pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
bigfoot > satan
[Apr 18,2008 12:20pm - thuringwethil at the library ""]
yeah that's a gnarly looking place on Google Maps.
[Apr 18,2008 12:24pm - GoatCatalyst ""]
In arguably superior metal news, I met Yeti last night.
[Apr 18,2008 12:38pm - CNV ""]
Angel Corpse lives a few towns away in the picture esque "Family orientated" town known as: Oldsmar. It's a bit more "high class" than the shitkickin hick town that Benton lives in.
[Apr 18,2008 1:03pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
i think he burned that upside down cross a little too deep.
[Apr 18,2008 1:04pm - CNV ""]
He probably saw some big drunk hillbilly pissed to the gills on moonshine.
[Apr 18,2008 1:42pm - largefreakatzero ""]
The only thing that Glen can see escaping into the distance is his music career.
[Apr 18,2008 1:48pm - dreadkill ""]
the last 3 posts in this thread are top notch. benton is a goon.
[Apr 18,2008 2:58pm - GoatCatalyst ""]
I thought I saw Benton at Wal-Marts the other day but it was just some oafy hick
[Apr 18,2008 3:05pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
I though Glen WAS Bigfoot!
[Apr 18,2008 3:08pm - corpus_colostomy ""]
glen is raviolis.
[Apr 18,2008 3:16pm - Yeti ""]
GoatCatalyst said:In arguably superior metal news, I met Yeti last night.
yeah Glen is full of shit. i was at Ralphs.
[Apr 18,2008 4:05pm - rotivore ""]
maybe this will sway the lyrical content into some bigfoot themed songs instead of god.....you know like, blame it on bigfoot......mad at bigfoot.......fuck your bigfoot.......lunatic of bigfoots creation
[Apr 18,2008 4:34pm - dreadkill ""]
mad at harry from harry and the hendersons
[Apr 18,2008 7:21pm - Jimmy Justice ""]
The Skunk Ape lives!
[Apr 18,2008 7:28pm - thuringwethil ""]
corpus_colostomy said:glen is raviolis.
okey-doke, I've been looking for raviolis meaning far and wide, even Urban Dictionary
please PM me WTF this means
I know I'm not hip, but what is this about raviolis? Chef Boyardee or some RTTP inside joke shit? :wiggam:
[Apr 18,2008 7:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
[Apr 18,2008 8:36pm - dreadkill ""]
rttp inside joke.
dreadkill said:and dildos and piss and meatballs and pasta vazools and dildos again
MarkFuckingRichards said:Oh, and it's fagiole.
dreadkill said:faggot raviolis
MarkFuckingRichards said:If you call ravioli a faggot one more time, I swear to Christ I'm going to masturbate all over the place.
and the winner:
RichHorror said:RAVIOLIS IS FAGGITS
[Apr 18,2008 8:37pm - dreadkill ""]
that's the jizz of it
[Apr 20,2008 5:57pm - dreadkill ""]
once upon the 'squatch
[Apr 21,2008 10:44am - Yeti ""]
I AM THE YETI OF THE UNDERWORLD!!
[Apr 21,2008 12:01pm - thuringwethil ""]