Wanna your girl cum 3 or times a night?[views:4373][posts:41]_____________________________________ [Apr 18,2008 2:21pm - Sacreligion ""] It's a shame I didn't read the title of that junk mail until AFTER i hit the delete button. That had great potential. :shocker: |
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| _____________________________________ [Apr 18,2008 2:27pm - Sacreligion ""] please tell me you actually got that once just for clarification the title of this thread is verbatim from the subject e-mail |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 18,2008 2:28pm - Sacreligion ""] *of the |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 18,2008 2:28pm - Sacreligion ""] eesh...apparently they're gettin to me |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 18,2008 2:30pm - Joshtruction ""] I got a "making you dick bigger will make your lover cum harder" the other day. Thats about as close as I got. |
| _____________________________________ [May 1,2008 3:00pm - the_reverend ""] yes, yes I do |
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| _____________________________________ [May 1,2008 3:09pm - the_reverend ""] that made me lol |
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| _____________________________________ [May 1,2008 8:27pm - goatcatalyst ""] call me old-fashioned, but i'd prefer the bitch didn't cum at all |
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| _____________________________________ [May 1,2008 9:25pm - ellesarusrex ""] its easy to make a girl cum 3 times... |
| _____________________________________ [May 1,2008 10:07pm - Sacreligion ""] does it involve the mass sending of gibberish emails? i think that's what this guy was getting at. |
| ______________________________________ [May 1,2008 10:19pm - the_reverend ""] yeah, a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money. |
| ________________________________________ [May 1,2008 10:34pm - brad weymouth ""] ellesarusrex said:its easy to make a girl cum 3 times... you squirt, don't you? [img] |
| _____________________________________ [May 1,2008 10:44pm - Sacreligion ""] the_reverend said:yeah, a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money. well then...i suppose that could do the trick. or good rhythm combined with dexterous fingers and a nimble mouth. :ralphie: |
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| ______________________________________ [May 1,2008 11:09pm - the_reverend ""] yeah, right. I don't care what your mom tells you. and cue the "I'll have what she's having" scene from when harry met sally |
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| ______________________________________ [May 3,2008 12:55pm - quintessence ""] Is 3 times really that impressive? c'mon. |
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| _________________________________ [Jul 6,2008 8:42am - Dankill ""] I've seen a lot of similar spam, but it just occurred to me that a lot of them are even worse because involve a bunch of symbols along with bad spelling, grammar and syntax. my inbox is empty, but the next time I get some winners they are going up here. |