Would you accept a blowjob from Rob Halford?[views:2892][posts:24]__________________________________________ [Apr 22,2008 10:30pm - Conservationist ""] He might be good at it. Just curious. (And for those who hate FAGGOTS, at least GAYNAL SEX does not contribute to OVERPOPULATION) |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 22,2008 10:39pm - the_reverend ""] he's gotta be good at it. I think moran would. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 22,2008 10:54pm - blue ""] i want him to be my turbo lovah. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 22,2008 10:55pm - W3 nli ""] the_reverend said:moran DOOD THATS TWICE NOW, ONE MORE TIME AND HE'S GONNA SHOW UP |
| ______________________________ [Apr 22,2008 10:58pm - ZJD ""] Totally, especially if afterwards we became friends. I would probably want him to keep the glasses on, though. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 22,2008 11:12pm - demondave ""] eat you alive? |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 2:04am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 2:08am - the_reverend ""] wait, accept or demand? |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 9:30am - brad weymouth ""] jawbreaker |
| __________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 9:32am - archaeon ""] only if i could ram it down. i hate myself |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 9:40am - brad weymouth ""] you've got another thing coming, and that other thing is a shlong |
| __________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 9:53am - BrianDBB ""] I'd go ASS-TO-MOUTH for Halford, he's in Priest for christ's sake. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 10:24am - the_reverend ""] would I be Breaking the Law if I started to Rapid Fire? |
| _______________________________ [Apr 23,2008 10:33am - guy ""] only if he spit back in my mouth...lolz |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 11:06am - DestroyYouAlot ""] He'd be Hot Rockin' with my nuts in his mouth. BrianDBB said:I'd go ASS-TO-MOUTH for Halford, he's in Priest for christ's sake. [img] "You never go ass-to-mouth!" |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 4:38pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Could it be through a "Glory Hole"? |
| _______________________________ [Apr 23,2008 8:26pm - Seth ""] Would it result in a record deal or joining one of his bands??? |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 9:07pm - ancient master ""] just make sure he stays away from the Point of Entry |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 9:37pm - dreadkill ""] halford is a CHEATER because he's NEVER SATISFIED unless he's using your asshole as a WINTER RETREAT for his cock on his ISLAND OF DOMINATION. he says "HERE COME THE TEARS from my cum-weeping cock, i'm DELIVERING THE GOODS!" YOU SAY "YES, i want it ALL THE WAY in, i want PAIN AND PLEASURE!" he say "YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING! i'm your daddy and i'm gonna give you some PARENTAL GUIDANCE because i'm HOT FOR LOVE and RECKLESS because i don't wanna use a condom. my cock is HARD AS IRON and i want to RAM IT DOWN and LOVE YOU TO DEATH with ALL GUNS BLAZING. i'm putting you BETWEEN THE HAMMER AND THE ANVIL. you'll need a PAINKILLER when i'm finished abusing your anus and giving you ONE SHOT AT GLORY." ok, that's way beyond enough from me. i know ram it down was said already, but i had to use it again. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 10:31pm - the_reverend ""] over the top + ftw |
| ________________________________ [Apr 24,2008 1:45am - xmikex ""] guy said:only if he spit back in my mouth...lolz yeesh |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 24,2008 11:55am - ROB HALFORD ""] [img] HI, I'M ROB HALFORD, SINGER AND LYRICIST OF JUDAS PRIEST. YOUR FATHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY COCK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGINUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDE'S SACRED DOMAIN ' YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED JESUS RETURNING TO EARTH. YOU'LL BE SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE, I GUARANTEE IT. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 24,2008 1:07pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] dreadkill said:halford is a CHEATER because he's NEVER SATISFIED unless he's using your asshole as a WINTER RETREAT for his cock on his ISLAND OF DOMINATION. he says "HERE COME THE TEARS from my cum-weeping cock, i'm DELIVERING THE GOODS!" YOU SAY "YES, i want it ALL THE WAY in, i want PAIN AND PLEASURE!" he say "YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING! i'm your daddy and i'm gonna give you some PARENTAL GUIDANCE because i'm HOT FOR LOVE and RECKLESS because i don't wanna use a condom. my cock is HARD AS IRON and i want to RAM IT DOWN and LOVE YOU TO DEATH with ALL GUNS BLAZING. i'm putting you BETWEEN THE HAMMER AND THE ANVIL. you'll need a PAINKILLER when i'm finished abusing your anus and giving you ONE SHOT AT GLORY." ok, that's way beyond enough from me. i know ram it down was said already, but i had to use it again. sounds like one of those Christopher Walken penthouse readings from the WAAF morning show. at least thats how i read it in my head. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 24,2008 3:32pm - Yeti ""] hahahahahahahahahahaha i didn't think of that. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 24,2008 3:40pm - BSV ""] I WANNA HAWT RAWKIN! |