How many useless songs do you know?[views:2075][posts:30]_______________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 10:38am - the_reverend ""] The human brain is a wonderful and terrible thing. There are parts of it that are like that room in your house that has all your crap just piled in it. Boxes and bags every where. Why the hell do I know "I came from the water" by the Toadies or hootie and the blowfish tracks? How many useless songs do you think that you know? |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 10:52am - SacreligionNLI ""] at least the toadies aren't half bad. i don't really know if you can call a song useless...i'm sure someone has a use for darius tucker somewhere. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 11:00am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Dude - the number of useless songs that I can PLAY, never mind know, is simply shameful. The first band I ever played in, I joined just on the tail end of their transition from an earlier incarnation known as "Goose-ifer" - all hardcore/metal version of nursery rhymes and children's songs. A whole set of "Mary Had a Little Lamb" and "The Hokey Pokey" and shit, no joke. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 11:17am - Kadooganahasapeemapetilon ""] Yea... tv theme songs, jingles, video game songs, top 40 garbage, plus all the songs I WANT to remember, you name it, its stuck in my noggin somewhere. My estimate is somewhere in the tens of millions. |
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| ____________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 12:14pm - narkybark ""] I enjoy busting out Billie Jean during setup. Nothing useless about that. |
| ________________________________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 12:30pm - thuringwethil at the library ""] The Ubiquitous "Stairway to Heaven" first whole song I learned on guitar. On a beach in Puerto Rico. then I went inside and learned "Sons of Satan" by Venom |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 1:08pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] SacreligionNLI said:you had to go and do it didn't you? F-R-E-E that spells free credit report dot com ba-by I fucking hate you. |
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| ___________________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 2:36pm - diarrhea_blumpkin ""] This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friend Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, And they'll continue singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friend Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, And they'll continue singing it forever just because etcetcetc |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 2:48pm - This_Is_Heresy ""] On guitar? Holy hell...too many useless songs... For some reason I know how to play: -The Jurrasic Park theme -The Willy Wonka "Your Imagination" song -A couple of little intermittent pieces of background songs from the old Nicktoon Doug...You know, like the thing that plays when Roger walks in. -Some bits from Mario -The Home Improvement theme song. And thats just what I can think of off the top of my head with no guitar in my hand. Wasted brain space. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 2:57pm - Joshtruction ""] They say you should always dress up for the job you want, so why am I dressed up like a pirate in this resturaunt? |
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| ___________________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 10:46pm - thegreatspaldino ""] i can play the "new england telephone" jingle on a keyboard. remember that shit? |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 23,2008 11:34pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ancient%20master said:bernie and phyyyyls! quality comfort and price....thats nice! FUCK YEAH |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 24,2008 12:31am - the_reverend ""] *weird 70's keyboard music* I CAN WALK LIKE A PENGUIN. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 24,2008 12:39am - demondave ""] I've heard that Britney Spears Song Piece of Me over and over at work. I finally switched the music channel - but too late. I think I have it memorized |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 24,2008 12:40am - demondave ""] the_reverend said:*weird 70's keyboard music* I CAN WALK LIKE A PENGUIN. But what if you can walk like a penguin? |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 24,2008 12:40am - thuringwethil ""] AMERICA. fuck yeah. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 24,2008 12:41am - thuringwethil ""] demondave said: the_reverend said:*weird 70's keyboard music* I CAN WALK LIKE A PENGUIN. But what if you can walk like a penguin? [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 24,2008 12:43am - demondave ""] thuringwethil said: demondave said: the_reverend said:*weird 70's keyboard music* I CAN WALK LIKE A PENGUIN. But what if you can walk like a penguin? [img] That just cheered me up |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 24,2008 12:45am - thuringwethil ""] demondave said: That just cheered me up YAYYY!!! :doublehorns: |
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