Kid tries killing Jesus; failed because of parents[views:1870][posts:17]___________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 9:56am - PiresNLI ""] FLORENCE, S.C. -- Federal authorities said a South Carolina teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school told police that he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus, according to federal authorities. Prosecutors argued Tuesday that Ryan Schallenberger, the teen accused of plotting an attack at Chesterfield High School, needs a psychological evaluation. An ATF agent said Schallenberger told a sheriff about his wish to die after his arrest. Prosecutors also played a 911 tape of the teen's mother calling police after he smashed his head into a wall. She says on tape that her son threatened to shoot police if they were called to his home. Authorities said the teen bought materials to make several bombs and had written a journal detailing his plans to attack his high school. Schallenberger was a senior at the high school. His principal told WYFF News 4 that Schallenberger made good grades and was among the top of his class. :satancross::satancross::satancross: |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 10:18am - GoatCatalyst ""] Looks like I found me a new pen pal. Us aspiring-Jesus-killer-Ryans gotta stick together. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 10:26am - This_Is_Heresy ""] What a beautiful way to start my day. Thank you sir. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 10:29am - RichHorror ""] PiresNLI said:he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 10:34am - brian_dc ""] The world is a hilarious place. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 10:51am - Martins ""] That kid's brutal as shit. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 10:56am - DestroyYouAlot ""] This kid rules. SET YOUR GOALPOSTS HIGH, LITTLE MAN! |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 11:15am - largefreakatzero ""] "Schallenberger" = jew = didn't they already kill Jesus? |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 11:32am - dreadkill ""] this is hilarious. glad they caught him. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 11:45am - xmikex ""] How old is this kid? And how many years until he can run for president? I want to see billions spent on a giant ladder to heaven. When this kid gets out of juvie I'm starting a band with him. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 11:54am - Kinslayer ""] PiresNLI said:he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus, : I think that's a pretty well thoughtout plan... |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 1:43pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] luckily there's plenty of ways to die in jail |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 1:49pm - the_reverend ""] how the hell do you kill someone that's already dead? the redeadening? and if he was able to do this and send jesus to heaven's heaven where he is just an average schmoe. OH SNAP! this kid would then be put to death in heaven and ending up (since he killed someone which I assume is against heaven's heaven's laws) going to heaven's hell. which is guess what, MOTHER FUCKING EARTH. this kid seems pretty smart now doesn't he? |
| ______________________________ [Apr 30,2008 3:18pm - Yeti ""] wow. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 3:28pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Heaven's Hell? DEATH BY DIO |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 4:35pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 4:48pm - largefreakatzero ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Apr 30,2008 8:13pm - yummy ""] I don't know rev. Religiously speaking, he wouldn't be sent to heaven after murder/suicide. Pretty sure both heavens look down (no pun intended) upon that. So he'd never reach Jesus to kill him. But if he survives an attack after blowing people up then he goes to jail. If they deem him to be insane he can't be on death row. Does that get him into heaven when he doesn't know any better? The only way he'd have a chance to kill Jesus is if we prayed to Jesus that he goes to heaven. |