European Penis vs American Penis[views:1969][posts:38]______________________________________ [May 2,2008 12:12am - the_reverend ""] is there any difference? which is better? |
| ______________________________________ [May 2,2008 12:14am - the_reverend ""] Who in your opinion has the best representation of current Penis right now? Europe or the States? (im not asking black metal, folk, pagan, mexician, lute, or whetever the fuck else. pretty much only interested in the top 3% of the sick penis from both countries) |
| __________________________________ [May 2,2008 12:18am - brian_dc ""] Well, I've been told circumcision is a not nearly as standard in Europe. Most European women think American penis is quite exotic and beautiful. So there's a pro for us. USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA |
| ______________________________________ [May 2,2008 12:23am - the_reverend ""] i sleep with these penis's in my transformers pillowcase hoping that i will absorb their penality through osmosis. |
| __________________________________ [May 2,2008 12:29am - brian_dc ""] hahahaha...alright, fantastic |
| ____________________________________ [May 2,2008 12:35am - RichHorror ""] They're just pissed that our peni won the war. |
| ___________________________________________________ [May 2,2008 12:57am - murph drinks grape drink ""] Seeing I might be one of the few people on the board (other than Rev) who knows (in the biblical sense) a European woman every night, she loves my American made vein collection and has sent pictures to friends teeming with glee. Europe has the landscape and the intelligensia, USA has the pelvic power. If it weren't for my pre-pubescent awkwardness in the bedroom, I might have convinced her Americans are the dominant force in the sack. But her pinky finger will never tickle my prostate, so where the dong is fierce, the libido slackens. MUST BE ALL I CAN BE. |
| _________________________________ [May 2,2008 1:43am - Aegathis ""] the_reverend said:i sleep with these penis's in my transformers pillowcase hoping that i will absorb their penality through osmosis. :spineyes: |
| _________________________________________ [May 2,2008 6:36am - corpus_colostomy ""] i see what you did here. |
| ______________________________ [May 2,2008 1:52pm - Pires ""] corpus_colostomy said:i see what you did here. fuck him up!!! Interwebz warz!!! |
| _________________________________________ [May 2,2008 1:54pm - corpus_colostomy ""] lulz |
| _______________________________ [May 2,2008 1:55pm - zyklon ""] This is gay! |
| _________________________________ [May 2,2008 1:57pm - brian_dc ""] I'm glad I hadn't noticed the earlier thread and answered this seriously (sort of) |
| _____________________________________ [May 2,2008 1:59pm - the_reverend ""] you should have taken posts from the previous thread and put them in here editing them for the dick. |
| _________________________________ [May 2,2008 2:03pm - brian_dc ""] if I had known...I would have it would be tacky to start now though |
| ________________________________ [May 2,2008 2:20pm - W3 nli ""] dood Rev, we got/ had John Holmes and now Lexington Steele and Sean Michaels AMERICAN DICK KILLS EURO DICK ANYDAY OF THE WEEK THAT SHITS SOLID SON |
| _____________________________________ [May 2,2008 2:22pm - Dick Marley ""] one world, one dick, folks. |
| ____________________________________ [May 2,2008 2:23pm - Sacreligion ""] until the european dicks joined together to form the massive european union...of dicks |
| ____________________________________ [May 2,2008 2:23pm - Sacreligion ""] Dick%20Marley said:one world, one dick, folks. :krusty: |
| _______________________________________________ [May 2,2008 2:25pm - typical japanesse guy ""] WHY YOU DICK SO SMALL AMERICA, YOU DICK SO SMALL |
| _________________________________________ [May 2,2008 2:35pm - corpus_colostomy ""] W3%20nli said:dood Rev, we got/ had John Holmes and now Lexington Steele and Sean Michaels AMERICAN DICK KILLS EURO DICK ANYDAY OF THE WEEK THAT SHITS SOLID SON ROCCO SIFFREDI! |
| ________________________________ [May 2,2008 2:39pm - W3 nli ""] i actually had to look that up, LOL i havent that dood in a movie in fuckin forever he used to be all over the place for Vivid movies back in the 90s did he die of aids or something |
| _________________________________________ [May 2,2008 2:44pm - corpus_colostomy ""] jenna love rocco...oldie but a goodie. |
| ________________________________ [May 2,2008 2:45pm - W3 nli ""] troooooooooooo Jenna Loves Bellas will always be my favorite though, that one is so well its just blame old weird |
| _____________________________________ [May 2,2008 2:50pm - the_reverend ""] it's so hard to understand W3 since he's constantly got a euro-cock in his american mouth. |
| ________________________________ [May 2,2008 2:51pm - W3 nli ""] i think youre thinking of yourself there peepeeless |
| _____________________________________ [May 2,2008 2:53pm - the_reverend ""] my mouth is peepeeless. your mouth is peepeeful |
| ________________________________ [May 2,2008 2:54pm - W3 nli ""] im gonna my dick in your ear aaron peepeeless |
| _____________________________________ [May 2,2008 3:08pm - the_reverend ""] no thanks, I would like to stay peepeesless |
| ____________________________________ [May 2,2008 3:09pm - Sacreligion ""] i have the distinct feeling you've fought this battle before |
| _____________________________________ [May 2,2008 3:09pm - the_reverend ""] W3 tries to take on my sword with his butterknife. |
| ________________________________ [May 2,2008 3:10pm - W3 nli ""] i uh i clearly have no idea whatchu are talkin aboot |
| ____________________________________ [May 2,2008 3:12pm - Sacreligion ""] that's not a knife, that's a spoon |
| _____________________________________ [May 2,2008 3:13pm - the_reverend ""] wait... there is no spoon. |
| ________________________________ [May 2,2008 3:13pm - W3 nli ""] Sacreligion said:that's not a knife, that's a spoon i see youve played knifey spoony before |
| _____________________________________ [May 2,2008 3:14pm - the_reverend ""] ooooo.ooooo |
| ____________________________________ [May 2,2008 3:15pm - Sacreligion ""] i ain't bendin around no spoons, man |
| _________________________________ [May 2,2008 8:34pm - Dankill ""] Are saying that I don't know dick? [img] |
| ____________________________________ [May 3,2008 5:36am - Sacreligion ""] i know a dick named dick [img] |