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Decomposing Whale Explodes on Street

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[Jan 29,2004 4:08pm - the_reverend ""]
http://news.excite.com/odd/article/id/3821...ough|01-29-2004::11:06|reuters.html

Jan 29, 10:52 am ET

TAIPEI (Reuters) - The decomposing remains of a 60-tonsperm whale exploded on a busy Taiwan street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs and stopping traffic for hours, local newspapers said.
The 56-foot dead whale had been on a truck headed for an autopsy at a university earlier this week, when gases from internal decay caused its entrails to explode in the southern city of Tainan.

The whale had died after it was beached on the southwestern coast of the island.
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[Jan 29,2004 4:11pm - litacore ""]
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HOSE GUTS!
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[Jan 29,2004 4:12pm - davyp ""]
ewwwwww
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[Jan 29,2004 4:13pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
now i'm hungry
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[Jan 29,2004 4:13pm - succubus ""]
i can't even imagine the horrible smell
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[Jan 29,2004 4:17pm - litacore ""]
that poor scooter, it's going to smell like dead entrails for a while
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[Jan 29,2004 4:19pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
i wonder if it smelled like a giant fart
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[Jan 29,2004 4:20pm - retzam ""]
Hahaha, that definately beats my dead baby in cement block story.
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[Jan 29,2004 4:21pm - litacore ""]
STINKY CACA!
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[Jan 29,2004 4:25pm - the_reverend ""]
it's in thailand...
so that scooter probably smelled already
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[Jan 29,2004 4:25pm - litacore ""]
good point
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[Jan 29,2004 4:28pm - succubus ""]
yesterday at work we all smelled this horrible smell...skunk like and this guy started telling a story of being "squirted" by one

he said squirted

hahahahha
but the smell was not funny
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[Jan 29,2004 4:31pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
help me, for i am bored off my ass. i hate working evenings and being alone at home all day while the rest of the world functions normally. i'm getting really sick and tired of day time TV. if it wasn't for RttP, i'd be dead.
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[Jan 29,2004 4:35pm - succubus ""]
what about online shopping?
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[Jan 29,2004 4:40pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
my hours were cut at work.... not a lotta extra cash right now and i hate when i see something and can't get it just now. it frustrates me.
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[Jan 29,2004 4:43pm - succubus ""]
oh i know what you mean..

sorry dollface =(
what time you goin in at tonight?
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[Jan 29,2004 4:54pm - the_reverend ""]
you could always play with the one toy santa can't give you....
the xmas that almost wasn't
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[Jan 29,2004 5:17pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
i have to be somewhere to shadow someone as part of my interview
for this company. not fun. i don't know if i even want the job. i talked
to someone that said i could be working up to 70 hours a week. fuck that.
then, i gotta be at work at 5 and i should be home by 11. sucky sucky
shift. i hate my job and it used to be fun.
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[Jan 29,2004 6:36pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
i hate whales, they take up way to much space in my oceans
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[Jan 29,2004 7:30pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
That's a lot of sperm.
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[Jan 29,2004 7:32pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
stop looking at your face and read the thread
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[Jan 29,2004 7:36pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Sorry.
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[Jan 29,2004 8:10pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
It's ok, i didnt know i had it in me.
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[Jan 29,2004 9:54pm - Overdose ""]
Guess we'll know where McDonald's is getting their fish sandwiches from...
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[Jan 30,2004 12:53am - Kalopsia ""]
that's amazing
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[Jan 30,2004 9:40am - succubus ""]
hahahahahahaha

ok if you actually read it, it tells you that people gathered around it.. not to see the explosion but to look at its 5 foot penishttp://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586/
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[Jan 30,2004 9:43am - the_reverend ""]
that's a heck of a lot of sperm in that rod.
where's that thing about the ocean being salty from whale sperm?
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[Jan 30,2004 9:44am - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
5 feet? amateur...
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[Jan 30,2004 10:10am - succubus ""]
whale sperm is good for your skin
i have posted it several times in here
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[Jan 30,2004 10:17am - litacore ""]
DESCENDENTS!
"welcome to der weinerschnitzel may I take your order please?"

"Yeah I want:
Two large cokes, Two large fries
Chili-cheese dog, large Doctor Pepper
Super deluxe, with cheese and tomato"

"you want whale sperm with that?"

NO!:pukeface:
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[Jan 30,2004 2:54pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
succubus said:hahahahahahaha

ok if you actually read it, it tells you that people gathered around it.. not to see the explosion but to look at its 5 foot penishttp://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586/



hahahaha... too bad you can't see it in the picture...
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[Jan 30,2004 2:56pm - Abbath ""]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
oh man that reminds me of the taco i ate last night!
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[Jan 30,2004 2:57pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
whale penis remids you of tacos?
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[Jan 30,2004 2:57pm - succubus ""]
MyDeadDoll said:succubus said:hahahahahahaha

ok if you actually read it, it tells you that people gathered around it.. not to see the explosion but to look at its 5 foot penishttp://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586/



hahahaha... too bad you can't see it in the picture...



awww my little pervert =)

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[Jan 30,2004 3:05pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
that's me!!!
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[Jan 30,2004 3:07pm - succubus ""]
*gropes MDD again*
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[Jan 30,2004 3:08pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
woooo!!! just what i needed!!!
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[Jan 30,2004 3:20pm - Abbath ""]
MyDeadDoll said:whale penis remids you of tacos?



hmmmm i guess it does....fuck beans.
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[Jan 30,2004 4:25pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
fuck beans, eh?
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[Jan 14,2005 1:38pm - the_reverend ""]
for quoting the descendents, you are granted passage to heaven

litacore said:DESCENDENTS!
"welcome to der weinerschnitzel may I take your order please?"

"Yeah I want:
Two large cokes, Two large fries
Chili-cheese dog, large Doctor Pepper
Super deluxe, with cheese and tomato"

"you want whale sperm with that?"

NO!:pukeface:



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[Jan 14,2005 1:43pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Someone better write a song about this.
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[Jan 14,2005 1:45pm - blue ""]
largefreakatzero said:Someone better write a song about this.



ill get to work on it.
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[Jan 14,2005 3:29pm - Todd(bombshelter)  ""]
And the special on the menu at the resturaunt across the street for the next 2 weeks is................. Whale penis with gut soup
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[Jan 14,2005 3:40pm - swamplorddvm ""]
didnt this happen alomg time ago?

Either way its funny.
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[Jan 14,2005 6:26pm - damnose ""]
hahaha exploder whale!

this happened a few years ago in the States (California I think). A dead whale had washed up next to a road, and since it was the Highway Patrol's responsibility, they decided to blow it up (what else?). They packed the whale with dynamite, and the explosion showered chunks of meat and blubber on people (and their cars) who thought they were a safe distance away.

There's a video of this floating around somewhere. Also, I think Old Man Gloom wrote a song about it (exploder whale)
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[Jan 14,2005 6:29pm - damnose ""]
http://perp.com/whale/video.html

there it is!


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