Mankind's Greatest Sequel Failures[views:37039][posts:129]________________________________ [May 20,2008 10:01am - aril ""] Beacuse the new Indy film is approaching, I thought of this thread on the crapper last night during band practice. List some of the worst sequels to anything, whether it be movies, video games, books, etc. To start --- 1st on the list: -all new Star Wars movies -Toejam and Earl 2 (WTF? I was playing this over the weekend and it sucks) -All the Rama books after the original one -Robocop 2 (yes, Yeti) |
| _______________________________ [May 20,2008 10:14am - BSV ""] Troll 2 |
| ____________________________________ [May 20,2008 10:17am - dreadkill ""] the leprechaun movie in tha hood |
| ____________________________________ [May 20,2008 10:17am - dreadkill ""] major league 3 |
| _______________________________________________ [May 20,2008 10:22am - Kadoogan-om-nom-nom ""] "...or House Party 3!" "Shut the fuck up!" |
| _______________________________________________ [May 20,2008 10:22am - Kadoogan-om-nom-nom ""] Also, I am the worst possible sequel to my older brother. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 20,2008 10:25am - largefreakatzero ""] aril said:Beacuse the new Indy film is approaching, I thought of this thread on the crapper last night during band practice. Wait, hold up. You practice with your band from the crapper? That pretty much rules. |
| ____________________________________ [May 20,2008 10:29am - dreadkill ""] he has some sweet wireless gear, not to mention skill. he can shit and play at the same time. |
| ________________________________ [May 20,2008 10:30am - aril ""] Yea, if one is to go into our room, it just smells of ass. It's so bad, you can barely breathe. People are constantly passing gas. Not to mention, DestroyYouAlot eats Indian food right before EVERY practice and the place just smells like rotten eggs. |
| ________________________________ [May 20,2008 10:32am - TimMA ""] largefreakatzero said: aril said:Beacuse the new Indy film is approaching, I thought of this thread on the crapper last night during band practice. Wait, hold up. You practice with your band from the crapper? That pretty much rules. It's the best way to come up with the blast beats...just emulate the sound of your craps smashing the toilet bowl. |
| ____________________________________ [May 20,2008 10:33am - dreadkill ""] sounds like ass promlems |
| ___________________________________ [May 20,2008 10:35am - BrianDBB ""] Seed of Chucky |
| _______________________________ [May 20,2008 10:36am - Yeti ""] aril said:-Robocop 2 (yes, Yeti) egad man. to name a few: Troll 2 is by far the worst Jeepers Creepers 2 The Scorpion King quite a few of the Ernest movies Speed 2 Leprechaun 4 Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation Pumpkinhead 2 Jurassic Park 3 Hellraiser 5-8 Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave |
| _________________________________ [May 20,2008 10:40am - xmikex ""] Karate Kid II. Sooooo corny. |
| _______________________________ [May 20,2008 10:41am - Yeti ""] i've never even seen it, but Open Water 2 gets my vote. |
| ________________________________ [May 20,2008 10:45am - TimMA ""] As far as shitty sequels go... Spiderman 2 AND 3 The 16 different variations that came after the first Friday Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub Zero (worst idea ever) |
| _______________________________ [May 20,2008 10:46am - Yeti ""] haha i thought the Mythologies was a good idea, it was just horribly executed. i would have loved to play a game like that with Goro. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation sucked major balls. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 20,2008 10:47am - largefreakatzero ""] aril said:Yea, if one is to go into our room, it just smells of ass. It's so bad, you can barely breathe. People are constantly passing gas. Not to mention, DestroyYouAlot eats Indian food right before EVERY practice and the place just smells like rotten eggs. Our room smells like stale pot smoke, body odor and just a hint of farts. Usually it's Tom, our bass player, that passes the smelliest gas -- lately I've just been ripping loud bread & butter (no smell) farts. Bands are gross. |
| ____________________________________ [May 20,2008 10:48am - dreadkill ""] stop or my mom will shoot 8 sidekicks 5 |
| ________________________________ [May 20,2008 10:48am - aril ""] haha Jarassic Park 3 sucks but I thought 2 was worse. Ernest sequels? Ernest Scared Stupid is awesome The MK Sequels were complete crap. |
| _______________________________ [May 20,2008 10:49am - Yeti ""] largefreakatzero said:Bands are gross. hahahahahahahaha awesome. |
| ________________________________ [May 20,2008 10:52am - aril ""] As far as video games go, a lot of people hated Mario 2. I loved it. |
| ____________________________________ [May 20,2008 10:53am - dreadkill ""] aril said:As far as video games go, a lot of people hated Mario 2. I loved it.i loved mario 2. mario 3 ruled too. |
| ________________________________ [May 20,2008 11:00am - aril ""] Mario 2 was strange. It wasn't originally supposed to be a Mario game... but it was awesome. I loved the enemies in it. Also liked how you could dig through the sand and stuff. Another one: Zelda II. Everyone hates that game too. It's way different but it's awesome! "I am error." Enough said. |
| ________________________________________ [May 20,2008 11:40am - y_ddraig_goch ""] Addams family reunion (aka 3) only original actor to return was Lurch |
| ________________________________________ [May 20,2008 11:41am - y_ddraig_goch ""] there are two rare cases of sequels being better than the first terminator 2 Gremlins 2 |
| ________________________________ [May 20,2008 11:44am - aril ""] Terminator 2 is awesome. I was really disappointed by Terminator 3 though. |
| ____________________________________ [May 20,2008 11:50am - demondave ""] ghostbusters 2 I thought Gremlins 2 was funny |
| ____________________________________ [May 20,2008 11:52am - dreadkill ""] home alone 3 |
| ________________________________ [May 20,2008 11:54am - aril ""] actually, did anyone see that new Rambo movie? I heard that was okay |
| ________________________________ [May 20,2008 11:56am - TimMA ""] The Land Before Time 2 --> 10 If I remember correctly...didn't the dinosaurs die at some point? How the hell can you have 9 sequels!? |
| __________________________________ [May 20,2008 11:57am - W3 nli ""] UMM HELLO BEST SERIES OF ALL TIME...... [img] |
| ________________________________________ [May 20,2008 12:09pm - y_ddraig_goch ""] aril said:actually, did anyone see that new Rambo movie? I heard that was okay it was mindlessly awesome. |
| _________________________________ [May 20,2008 12:09pm - xmikex ""] A lot of people say that a lot of people didn't like Mario 2. I've yet to meet one of them. It was an odd transition from the original, so I believe it when you say it wasn't originally supposed to be a Mario game. Mario 3 is probably my favorite out of the entire series, minus Mario Baseball for GameCube. |
| __________________________________________ [May 20,2008 12:13pm - metal_church101 ""] Scary Movie 2 Robocop 3 (the thread on this board made me rent it.) The Next Karate Kid (although Mr Miyagi still kicks ass) |
| ________________________________ [May 20,2008 12:16pm - aril ""] Really? I've met plenty of people who say they hate Mario 2 and Mario 3 was the "true sequel" |
| _____________________________________ [May 20,2008 12:17pm - inject-now ""] i don't really like mario 2 that much. its hard as shit and the control sucks. i get really frustrated with it but i do enjoy playing for about 10-20 mins before i fail. 1 and 3 kill it. |
| ______________________________________ [May 20,2008 12:19pm - DYA is NLI ""] I really loved the movie Cyborg (with Jean-Claude Van Damme). Then they did a straight-to-video sequel. With Jack Palance. (And Angelina Jolie in one of her earlier roles.) Total fuckassery. aril said:Yea, if one is to go into our room, it just smells of ass. It's so bad, you can barely breathe. People are constantly passing gas. Not to mention, DestroyYouAlot eats Indian food right before EVERY practice and the place just smells like rotten eggs. Hey, it's not good to suppress bodily functions. dreadkill said:stop or my mom will shoot 8 LOOLZ aril said:Mario 2 was strange. It wasn't originally supposed to be a Mario game... but it was awesome. I loved the enemies in it. Also liked how you could dig through the sand and stuff. Another one: Zelda II. Everyone hates that game too. It's way different but it's awesome! "I am error." Enough said. I enjoyed both sequels to Nintendo's flagship titles, no matter how much they deviated from the formula. And I liked the second Rama book. Downhill after that, though. Also: D&D 3e - total crapfest. |
| ________________________________ [May 20,2008 12:23pm - aril ""] Mario 2 was an original game called "Doki Doki Panic" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yume_K%C5%8Dj%C5%8D:_Doki_Doki_Panic http://www.1up-games.com/nes/supermario2/doki_doki_panic.gif |
| _________________________________ [May 20,2008 12:26pm - xmikex ""] metal_church101 said:Scary Movie 2 ya, what a butchery of a cinematic classic that was. |
| ____________________________________ [May 20,2008 12:31pm - dreadkill ""] xmikex said: metal_church101 said:Scary Movie 2 ya, what a butchery of a cinematic classic that was.hahahaa i walked out of the theater during the first scary movie (i was dragged there by a girl i was with at the time). when they had the gall to make a sequel to such a horrible movie, i almost swore off going to the movies forever. to say i was incensed is an understatement. |
| ____________________________________ [May 20,2008 12:32pm - dreadkill ""] scary movie 2 was about as necessary as blair witch 2. |
| ____________________________________ [May 20,2008 12:33pm - dreadkill ""] one of the worst movies i've ever seen is spiderman 2. i liked the first one, although it wasn't amazing or anything, but part 2 was excruciating to watch. i kept wanting it to end, but it kept going. |
| ____________________________________ [May 20,2008 12:35pm - dreadkill ""] the batman with jim carrey is absolutely one of the worst things ever captured on film. i'd rather watch a movie about everyone i care about being tortured and killed than see that piece of shit again. |
| ___________________________________ [May 20,2008 12:39pm - cav nli ""] dreadkill said:the leprechaun movie in tha hood best piece of film ever created. anyone that says anything bad about it deserves to be shot in the face. |
| ____________________________________ [May 20,2008 12:41pm - dreadkill ""] cav%20nli said: dreadkill said:the leprechaun movie in tha hood best piece of film ever created. anyone that says anything bad about it deserves to be shot in the face. git yer gun ready. |
| __________________________________________ [May 20,2008 12:42pm - metal_church101 ""] dreadkill said:the batman with jim carrey is absolutely one of the worst things ever captured on film. i'd rather watch a movie about everyone i care about being tortured and killed than see that piece of shit again. I could not be bothered to see that Batman, or even the one with the Penguin in it. Was that Batman 2? |
| ___________________________________ [May 20,2008 12:43pm - cav nli ""] xmikex said:A lot of people say that a lot of people didn't like Mario 2. I've yet to meet one of them. It was an odd transition from the original, so I believe it when you say it wasn't originally supposed to be a Mario game. Mario 3 is probably my favorite out of the entire series, minus Mario Baseball for GameCube. i was actually talking about this last night. it was 2 to 2 for those who hated 2 and those who liked it. i mean everyone agrees that 1 and 3 are the shit but i think 2 is really fun. i just like to throw stuff. |
| _____________________________________ [May 20,2008 12:49pm - RichHorror ""] dreadkill said:the batman with jim carrey is absolutely one of the worst things ever captured on film. i'd rather watch a movie about everyone i care about being tortured and killed than see that piece of shit again. I couldn't possibly disagree more. |
| ________________________________ [May 20,2008 12:51pm - aril ""] Riddle me this... riddle me that.. |