Street hockey ball to the face unappreciation[views:2303][posts:56]______________________________________________ [May 21,2008 11:02am - KadoogaNaturalBall ""] I got a slapshot to my eyesocket yesterday and hooo boy. I never thought I'd actually see stars, a la cartoons, but sure enough... Luckily nothing seems to be broken, I just look like that kid from Mask. Anybody know Doom? The person, Doom? I think he was trying to kill me... |
| ____________________________________ [May 21,2008 11:30am - dreadkill ""] wow, that would be painful. you are really lucky to have no actual damage. my cousin got hit in the eye with a baseball years ago and lost some of his vision. |
| ____________________________________ [May 21,2008 11:31am - dreadkill ""] also, i've been wanting to play street hockey lately. i haven't played in years. |
| __________________________________ [May 21,2008 11:32am - W3 nli ""] KadoogaNaturalBall said:Anybody know Doom? The person, Doom? I think he was trying to kill me... Brian? |
| _______________________________________ [May 21,2008 11:43am - Joshtruction ""] I've been dying to set up a street hockey game at one of my local outdoor rinks. Plyaed most of my life, but don't really have anyone to play with anymore. This upcomming winter I will do some pick up ice hockey games too. Should be an awesome time. |
| _________________________________ [May 21,2008 12:12pm - CHOKE ""] [img] SORRY ABOUT THAT, DUDE. |
| _______________________________ [May 21,2008 12:47pm - Yeti ""] i took a baseball to the nose when i was like 10, that sucked ass. |
| ________________________________ [May 21,2008 12:50pm - aril ""] Damn.. street hockey. Haven't played that in years. Sounds fun, I'm in. GAME OOON |
| _________________________________ [May 21,2008 1:26pm - W3 nli ""] Yeti said:i took a baseball to the nose when i was like 10, that sucked ass. i got hit the face with a baseball bat and hockey stick before neither are goodtimes. |
| __________________________________ [May 21,2008 1:44pm - cav nli ""] i used to play street hockey like it was my job. i had little round bruises all over me. those balls fuckin hurt! |
| ______________________________________ [May 21,2008 1:56pm - Joshtruction ""] mylec orange was the worst on a cold day... |
| ___________________________________ [May 21,2008 2:14pm - dreadkill ""] ever use a street puck? i took a slapshot with one of those once and hit my friend in the nards. he was down on the ground for 20 minutes. |
| ______________________________________ [May 21,2008 2:20pm - Joshtruction ""] dreadkill said:ever use a street puck? i took a slapshot with one of those once and hit my friend in the nards. he was down on the ground for 20 minutes. Fuck them fag pucks. I hated them things, they never worked right. I have taken a few bad shots with a real puck. Talk about hurt... |
| __________________________________ [May 21,2008 4:28pm - cav nli ""] dreadkill said:ever use a street puck? i took a slapshot with one of those once and hit my friend in the nards. he was down on the ground for 20 minutes. street pucks were probably the most terrible invention ever. unless you were gonna do one of those mighty duck slap shots when you put the puck up on its end they are totally useless. they just skid along the ground and move in directions you dont want them to move in. if they still manufacture these it proves that hockey players are indeed retarted. |
| ___________________________________ [May 21,2008 4:34pm - dreadkill ""] i tried the street puck out a few times, but like you guys said, it wasn't very effective. i preferred the ball. i'd only break out the puck if all the balls we had got slapped into the woods and lost. |
| ___________________________________ [May 21,2008 4:35pm - dreadkill ""] the only time a puck works without ice is if you're playing floor hockey in a gymnasium or something. if the floor is smooth enough, the puck will glide. |
| _______________________________ [May 21,2008 4:36pm - aril ""] i used to just play with rocks. |
| ___________________________________ [May 21,2008 4:38pm - dreadkill ""] aril said:i used to just play with rocks. and curvy tree branches? |
| ___________________________________ [May 21,2008 4:38pm - dreadkill ""] you, sir, are a caveman. |
| ______________________________________ [May 21,2008 4:39pm - Joshtruction ""] dreadkill said:the only time a puck works without ice is if you're playing floor hockey in a gymnasium or something. if the floor is smooth enough, the puck will glide. true story. still a shitty invention |
| _____________________________ [May 21,2008 4:41pm - mOe ""] yea, the balls were the only way to go i played a bunch of street hockey when i was a youngin. Between like 5th and 7th grade i believe. |
| ______________________________________ [May 21,2008 4:42pm - Joshtruction ""] mOe said:yea, the balls were the only way to go i played a bunch of street hockey when i was a youngin. Between like 5th and 7th grade i believe. something seems wrong here... |
| _____________________________ [May 21,2008 4:47pm - mOe ""] haha, i went to grammar school with 500 Portugese kids...do the math |
| __________________________________ [May 21,2008 4:52pm - cav nli ""] Joshtruction said: mOe said:yea, the balls were the only way to go i played a bunch of street hockey when i was a youngin. Between like 5th and 7th grade i believe. something seems wrong here... damnit beat me to it. asshole. |
| ______________________________________ [May 21,2008 4:53pm - Joshtruction ""] um dose tres liguicia... does not compute man. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 21,2008 4:55pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] my neighbor took a hockey ball to the nads and lost a testical back in high school. |
| ______________________________________________ [May 22,2008 11:24am - KadoogaNaturalBall ""] No, Doom as in Matt something or other. I forgot about Brian/Doom from Throwing Shrapnel. Cookies and milk! Yeah I lucked out huge. I thought I was gonna have to get facial reconstruction or something. I just started playing this year. It's a friggin' blast, especially when there's more than a two on two game. Way too much running when there's no goalies. I propose an inter-RTTP 4-on-4 street hockey tournament. You guys gotta come to Chelmsford though, haha. |
| ________________________________ [May 22,2008 11:34am - aril ""] can't help being a caveman. i remember one time a long time ago when my parents kicked me out of the house for a little, I ran around in the woods with a makeshift spear and bow and arrow. made a fire too. |
| _______________________________________ [May 22,2008 11:34am - Joshtruction ""] do it at Umass dartmouth in the sweetest street hockey rink around and I down for it. I'll bring a BBQ down and everything. I got some goalie gear someone can throw on too. we can probably get a 5 on 5 2 goalie game going if you guys are down. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 22,2008 1:46pm - KadoogaNaturalBall ""] hmmmmmmmmmmmm... I will most definitely run it by the other few regulars and let ya know asap. We aren't in very good shape but we play like hell anyway. |
| ______________________________________ [May 22,2008 2:04pm - Joshtruction ""] pffff I'm fat now. I used to play in perfect shape, now one real intense play and I am winded hahaha. If we could really set something up this would be an amazing time. I can get 2-5 more people if needed, but if we could get majority RTTP users that would be fantastic. |
| _______________________________ [May 22,2008 2:25pm - aril ""] I'd do it. i need to lose the 40 lbs i've gained the past year. i'm also up for basketball. gotta use my height for something |
| ___________________________________ [May 22,2008 2:29pm - dreadkill ""] Joshtruction said: dreadkill said:the only time a puck works without ice is if you're playing floor hockey in a gymnasium or something. if the floor is smooth enough, the puck will glide. true story. still a shitty inventioni meant floor hockey puck, not street puck. floor hockey pucks are awesome, but the street ones are truly horrendous. |
| ___________________________________ [May 22,2008 2:32pm - dreadkill ""] aril said:I'd do it. i need to lose the 40 lbs i've gained the past year. i'm also up for basketball. gotta use my height for somethingi need to lose about 20 or 30 lbs. i used ot be a skinny fuck 5 years ago. |
| ___________________________________ [May 22,2008 2:32pm - dreadkill ""] Joshtruction said:do it at Umass dartmouth in the sweetest street hockey rink around and I down for it. I'll bring a BBQ down and everything. I got some goalie gear someone can throw on too. we can probably get a 5 on 5 2 goalie game going if you guys are down.i lived in the building next to that rink at umd in 2005-2006. |
| ______________________________________ [May 22,2008 2:58pm - Joshtruction ""] dreadkill said: Joshtruction said:do it at Umass dartmouth in the sweetest street hockey rink around and I down for it. I'll bring a BBQ down and everything. I got some goalie gear someone can throw on too. we can probably get a 5 on 5 2 goalie game going if you guys are down.i lived in the building next to that rink at umd in 2005-2006. damn I used to be over there all the time. That rink is so damn nice! |
| _____________________________________________ [May 22,2008 3:07pm - KadoogaNaturalBall ""] Good deal. None of the other 4-5 people that play right now are on the board. If we could get a huge game going it'd be sweet. Basketball, too. |
| _______________________________ [May 22,2008 3:16pm - aril ""] what was that dorm called? I can't remember, it was new in 2005. I used to hang out there all the time and watch the street hockey games. |
| _______________________________ [May 22,2008 3:18pm - aril ""] hell, I remember that area VERY well before those damn dorms were built. I used to go behind the Dell in the woods all the time |
| ______________________________________ [May 22,2008 3:19pm - Joshtruction ""] willows? I cant remember right now |
| ______________________________________ [May 22,2008 3:21pm - Joshtruction ""] Im going to make a thread about a hockey game and see who wants in. |
| ___________________________________ [May 22,2008 3:23pm - dreadkill ""] aril said:hell, I remember that area VERY well before those damn dorms were built. I used to go behind the Dell in the woods all the timeme too. i used to walk around in the woods all the time. |
| _______________________________ [May 22,2008 3:26pm - aril ""] i BET you I've met you at a party in the Dell, dude. |
| ______________________________ [May 22,2008 5:32pm - Yeti ""] aril said:I'd do it. i need to lose the 40 lbs i've gained the past year. i'm also up for basketball. gotta use my height for something how tall are you? height doesn't always mean a good basketball player. i am 6'5 and i suck major balls at basketball. |
| ___________________________________ [May 22,2008 5:43pm - dreadkill ""] Yeti said: aril said:I'd do it. i need to lose the 40 lbs i've gained the past year. i'm also up for basketball. gotta use my height for something how tall are you? height doesn't always mean a good basketball player. i am 6'5 and i suck major balls at basketball. exactly. look at gheorghe muresan and shawn bradley. |
| ___________________________________ [May 22,2008 5:45pm - dreadkill ""] aril said:i BET you I've met you at a party in the Dell, dude. it's possible. i was at umd from 1998-2003 for my bachelors and lived in the dell the last 3 years. i went back for the masters from 2005-2007 but didn't go to any parties during that era. |
| ____________________________________ [May 22,2008 8:34pm - ArilliusBM ""] Yeti said: aril said:I'd do it. i need to lose the 40 lbs i've gained the past year. i'm also up for basketball. gotta use my height for something how tall are you? height doesn't always mean a good basketball player. i am 6'5 and i suck major balls at basketball. I'm 6'5'', leaning towards 6'6'' and was my highschool's center. Lost interest and hated the coach, so I ended up quitting senior year... we'd be the perfect height for a guard in the NBA! |
| ____________________________________ [May 22,2008 8:38pm - ArilliusBM ""] dreadkill said: aril said:i BET you I've met you at a party in the Dell, dude. it's possible. i was at umd from 1998-2003 for my bachelors and lived in the dell the last 3 years. i went back for the masters from 2005-2007 but didn't go to any parties during that era. Hmm.. now that I think of it, you look extremely familiar.. judging from that pic in your profile. Didn't you hang out at group 6? |
| _______________________________ [May 23,2008 10:37am - Yeti ""] ArilliusBM said: Yeti said: aril said:I'd do it. i need to lose the 40 lbs i've gained the past year. i'm also up for basketball. gotta use my height for something how tall are you? height doesn't always mean a good basketball player. i am 6'5 and i suck major balls at basketball. I'm 6'5'', leaning towards 6'6'' and was my highschool's center. Lost interest and hated the coach, so I ended up quitting senior year... we'd be the perfect height for a guard in the NBA! ah, a Yeti Elite. right on. i played when i was younger, but i sucked then, and i suck now. |
| _______________________________________ [May 23,2008 10:40am - Joshtruction ""] I'll probably feel like Danny Devito next to you guys. |
| ________________________________ [May 23,2008 10:40am - aril ""] i've lost some skill and i'm not sure if I can dunk it anymore, but I can teach you some stuff.. but music ist krieg and more fun. |
| _______________________________ [May 23,2008 10:45am - Yeti ""] exactly. the only balls i play with are pool balls and wiffle balls. and street hobo's. |
| ________________________________ [May 23,2008 10:46am - aril ""] I thought I losht ya boiy. |
| _______________________________________ [May 23,2008 10:47am - Joshtruction ""] I am in constant fear of hobo balls |
| _______________________________ [May 23,2008 10:50am - Yeti ""] hahahahahahaha |
| ________________________________ [May 23,2008 10:50am - aril ""] xHoboBallsx |
| _________________________________________ [May 23,2008 11:57am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Joshtruction said:I'll probably feel like Danny Devito next to you guys. [img] |