Street hobo ball to the face unappreciation[views:2909][posts:20]_______________________________________ [May 23,2008 10:42am - Joshtruction ""] It's yet to happen to me, but I feel bad for those it has happened to. |
| _______________________________ [May 23,2008 10:43am - Yeti ""] i don't know how that situation would ever arise, but i really hope i never catch a street hobo's balls in my face. |
| ____________________________________ [May 23,2008 10:46am - dreadkill ""] i saw a hobo totally rocking out at fontana yesterday and his slimy balls flew out of his tattered sweat pants. hit me right in the eye and gave me a mean case of eye crabs. he tried to make it up to me by getting some pizza crust out of the dumpster for me to eat, but i promptly fought him as to not look like a pussy. after the fight, we made love at the beach, pushing in and out to the ebb and flow of the waves crashing along the shore. i wanted to write about it yesterday, but i had writer's block. |
| _______________________________ [May 23,2008 10:48am - Yeti ""] ..........k |
| _______________________________________ [May 23,2008 10:49am - Joshtruction ""] dreadkill said:i saw a hobo totally rocking out at fontana yesterday and his slimy balls flew out of his tattered sweat pants. hit me right in the eye and gave me a mean case of eye crabs. he tried to make it up to me by getting some pizza crust out of the dumpster for me to eat, but i promptly fought him as to not look like a pussy. after the fight, we made love at the beach, pushing in and out to the ebb and flow of the waves crashing along the shore. i wanted to write about it yesterday, but i had writer's block. hahahaha thats great. Glad you faught him or you would have been a pussy for sure. |
| _________________________________________ [May 23,2008 11:58am - DestroyYouAlot ""] HEAF LEGEAR DAID |
| ______________________________________________ [May 23,2008 12:29pm - KadoogaNaturalBall ""] dreadkill said:i saw a hobo totally rocking out at fontana yesterday and his slimy balls flew out of his tattered sweat pants. hit me right in the eye and gave me a mean case of eye crabs. he tried to make it up to me by getting some pizza crust out of the dumpster for me to eat, but i promptly fought him as to not look like a pussy. after the fight, we made love at the beach, pushing in and out to the ebb and flow of the waves crashing along the shore. i wanted to write about it yesterday, but i had writer's block. You, sir, are a gentlemen and a poet. |
| ____________________________________ [May 23,2008 12:31pm - dreadkill ""] it comes in waves |
| ____________________________________ [May 23,2008 12:33pm - dreadkill ""] just like the contents of the hobo's balls as his loins, burning like the red eye of cerebus (stolen from patton oswalt), came to fruition on the infinite grains of sand. |
| ______________________________________________ [May 23,2008 12:49pm - KadoogaNaturalBall ""] Yea, verily. Dost thou wishest to fulfillest thine vagabond's deepest carnal desires? I knowest wherest thouest mightest goest. Yonder dumpstereth containeth vast amounts of discard, thrown to the wind like so many grains of sand, lifted by the retreating waves and cast into perdition, for they be-eth sinners in the eyeseth of the Lord. Eth. |
| ______________________________________________ [May 23,2008 12:50pm - KadoogaNaturalBall ""] PS Hobos like to masturbate with garbage. |
| ___________________________________ [May 23,2008 1:03pm - dreadkill ""] i happened upon the transient whilst he slumbered in yon refuse bin, sans garments. the mane on his mons pubis matched the scraggled thatch of whiskers found upon his countenance. i felt the pangs of epicurean lust from deep within my bowels and thusly began flagellating my member feverishly. |
| _______________________________ [May 23,2008 1:09pm - aril ""] man, my advanced writing workshop professor would have loved you guys. |
| ___________________________________ [May 23,2008 1:10pm - dreadkill ""] aril said:man, my advanced writing workshop professor would have loved you guys.at umass? what was his name? |
| _______________________________ [May 23,2008 1:13pm - aril ""] shit, man... The bald dude with the moustache that wore an outback hat.. Lemme think for a second. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 23,2008 1:15pm - KadoogaNaturalBall ""] Dost thou former giver of knowledge harbor in his loins a desire to fellate yonder vagabonds? For if he dost, may he traverse the ever-changing landscape of his homeland, yearning for street urchins, onto which he might unburden himself via penile eruptions onto aforementioned vagabond facial constructions. And yea, let us join him, for he being thine bestower of knowledge, he must surely know alternate routes around the construction zones. |
| ___________________________________ [May 23,2008 3:29pm - dreadkill ""] aril said:shit, man... The bald dude with the moustache that wore an outback hat.. Lemme think for a second. was it bobrick? i don't think he had a mussy when i had him for poetry class, but i think he later grew one. i used to talk with him about warren zevon after class all the time. |
| _______________________________ [May 23,2008 3:41pm - aril ""] nope.. not bobrick.. BLITEFIELD that's his name. just remembered. |
| ______________________________________ [May 24,2008 5:49pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] dreadkill said:i saw a hobo totally rocking out at fontana yesterday and his slimy balls flew out of his tattered sweat pants. hit me right in the eye and gave me a mean case of eye crabs. he tried to make it up to me by getting some pizza crust out of the dumpster for me to eat, but i promptly fought him as to not look like a pussy. after the fight, we made love at the beach, pushing in and out to the ebb and flow of the waves crashing along the shore. i wanted to write about it yesterday, but i had writer's block. I was going to say the same thing, but without the pompous overtones. |
| ________________________________________ [May 24,2008 6:29pm - GEORGE ZIMMER ""] [img] HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON A RECENT BUSINESS TRIP TO TOKYO, I FOUND MYSELF IN A VIDEO ARCADE, WHERE ONE OF THE LOCAL TEENAGE BOYS WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE UP FOR HIS UNFATHOMABLY TINY TWAT TACKLE BY PLAYING "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF JIGGLY-CHESTED JAPANESE JAILBAIT. SCOFFING AT HIS SCANDALOUSLY SIMPLISTIC SKILLS, I PROCEDED TO LIBERATE MY TWITCHING TESTICULAR TRUNCHEON AND SWING ITS PRECIPITOUS POUNDAGE INTO THE YOUTH'S FACE, CRUSHING HIS SKULL AND FREEING THE MACHINE. I THEN ACHIEVED A RATING OF "AAA" ON THE SONG "MAX 300" USING ONLY THE RAPID RIPPLING OF MY RAUCOUSLY RIGID RAMROD. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE WET-PANTIED WOMANLY WATCHERS WERE ALREADY IN THE THROES OF PASSION FROM THE OVERPOWERING SCENT OF MY TORPID TESTOSTERONE TUBE, SO I LET THEM GATHER 'ROUND FOR A GROUP HUG OF THE GARGANTUAN GIRTH OF MY GORGEOUS GUY-GIRDER BEFORE CONQUERING EACH OF THEIR QUIXOTICALLY QUIVERING QUIMS WITH A FURIOUS FOUNTAIN OF FROTHING FUCK-FOAM. MY HIGH SCORE HAS NEVER BEEN BEATEN. I GUARANTEE IT. |
| ____________________________________ [May 24,2008 8:06pm - RichHorror ""] DEM HOBOS IS EVERYWHERE |