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WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK

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[Jan 30,2004 6:56pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
I go to look up something about ATHF...
#1. (Breaking News!) Toyzz.com aquires Aqua Teen Hunger Force Web site ATHF.com!
Toyzz.com has just aquired the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Web site ATHF.com and it is now a Toyzz.com company!
We are looking forward to offering all of you Aqua Teen fanatics the lowest prices on the hardest-to-find Aqua Teen toys and collectibles in our Toyzz.com Aqua Teen Hunger Force Superstore!

Useful website GONE for sake of selling foam-filled fabric SHIT (they have Mr. Hanky crap so this is literal as well as figurative).

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Apparently you need big titties to sell toys these days. FUCK commerce.

...Okay they sub-domained ATHF.com. I'm still pissed off though. Fuckedy fuck fuck.
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[Jan 30,2004 7:13pm - Terence ""]
Chloe Vevrier a supermodel?? I got porns with that bitch in em, shes just a Score magazine regular...and Taylor Wayne??? Jesus Christ she stopped porn back in 1990. She must be close to 50! These skanks best thank the lord for airbrushing!
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[Jan 30,2004 9:58pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
And for sleazy toy venders.
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[Jan 30,2004 10:52pm - Kalopsia ""]
you know what they say. sex sells
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[Jan 30,2004 11:01pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Kalopsia said:sex sells


That's the problem. Sex sells sex: ie porn, hookers, underwear, that's fine with me. But retarded toys? that's just pathetic. If I ever see big tittied naked women in Pampers' ads I'm going to start shooting people.
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[Jan 30,2004 11:07pm - succubus ""]
hahahahahaha

heh


hehe


heh

yeah retarded
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[Jan 30,2004 11:08pm - Kalopsia ""]
i'd buy the toys if the models came with it
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[Jan 30,2004 11:13pm - succubus ""]
gross
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[Jan 31,2004 1:18am - the_reverend ""]
kalopsia, me too. and then I would make them do things like run and get me food or mix me drinks. hey.. I already got big tittied mamma to do that, yeah me!

wtf is between her boobs?
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[Jan 31,2004 1:27am - Kalopsia ""]
1st girl: i'd totally bang her
2nd girl: boobs are WAYYYYY too big (yes that is possible) no thanks
3rd girl: oooo what i'd do to her
4th girl: look at third girl
5th girl: that's the 2nd girl, damned bitch, get a boob reduction
6th girl: she must be great in bed. only one way to find out
7th girl: definately a bimbo, so she must give great head
8th girl: her face is scaring the fuck out of me
9th girl: it looks like a painting. disqualified
10th girl: that's the 6th girl. ALLRIGHT!!!!
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[Jan 31,2004 1:45am - MyDeadDoll ""]
it's an exclamation point between her boobs. they've
been streteched out.
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[Jan 31,2004 1:45am - MyDeadDoll ""]
PS - first chick... brown lip liner and lip gloss = ick.
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[Jan 31,2004 11:08am - succubus ""]
the_reverend said:kalopsia, me too. and then I would make them do things like run and get me food or mix me drinks. hey.. I already got big tittied mamma to do that, yeah me!



heyyy
you are lucky i didn't read that while i was doing those things last night!
hah

seriously though, get a skinny girl, give her implants put a ton of make up on them..and voila..most men think they are hot...(I didn't say all)
if these girls didn't have as much make up..i think it would looks better..i still think gross for the most part (no that's not jealousy)


if i go to even put eyeshadow on my bf yells at me..damn guys

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[Jan 31,2004 7:32pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
i wonder how many bottles of foundation it takes
to get that "porn star" look....
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[Jan 31,2004 11:59pm - PilloryDan ""]
Damn I love BIG TITS I'm sold
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[Feb 1,2004 12:12am - Abbath ""]
I don't know if i should masterbate or buy Mr. Hankey...
AHAHHAHAHAHA I HATE OUR COUNTRY!
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[Feb 1,2004 12:23am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Abbath said:I don't know if i should masterbate or buy Mr. Hankey...
AHAHHAHAHAHA I HATE OUR COUNTRY!



Exactly my point!!
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[Feb 1,2004 12:39am - Abbath ""]
:bow: You fucking rule DeOdiumMortis
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[Feb 1,2004 2:40am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
You earned 28 scene points for agreeing with me.
How's metal doing down on the Cape? A friend of mine around the Hyannis area will hopefully be helping us get down there fairly soon.
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[Feb 1,2004 2:52am - succubus ""]
since he rules... i bumped an appropriate thread
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[Feb 1,2004 3:07am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Oh, I get it now. Thanks C.
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[Feb 1,2004 3:07am - succubus ""]
no..thank you for ruling
although these girls are nasty <3
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[Feb 1,2004 11:07am - Abbath ""]
DeOdiumMortis said:You earned 28 scene points for agreeing with me.
How's metal doing down on the Cape? A friend of mine around the Hyannis area will hopefully be helping us get down there fairly soon.




Metal's like an unspoken word around the cape. It's really sad.... most bands around here love the "mtv punk" music or bands that think Korn's music is "Real." That's why I have high hopes for my band....once we got a few more songs.


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